Headline of the year involves giant marble vagina; photos even better

http://twitter.com/#!/tim_chr/status/480873103245840384 http://twitter.com/#!/smythmels/status/481047037639950336

No comment necessary. Snickers, however, are mandatory.

Best headline ever:

‘US exchange student pulled from Tubingen University marble vagina’

news.com.au/world/us-excha… http://t.co/BLtKzqw7te— Ben Johnston (@BenJohnston_) June 23, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/nypost/status/481060004389482496 http://twitter.com/#!/cemartin88/status/481032873151983616

The only thing missing? Giant grumpy uterus puppet!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/23/international-headline-of-the-year-involves-giant-marble-vagina-photos-even-better/

Twilight Inventory

Twilight Inventory is a collection of reviews of forgotten British 8-bit text adventure games from the 1990s.

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Twelve Years a Slave

NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER The story that inspired the major motion picture produced by Brad Pitt, directed by Steve McQueen, and starring Chiwetel Ejiofor, Michael Fassbender, and Benedict Cumberbatch, Twelve Years a Slave is a harrowing, vividly detailed, and utterly unforgettable account of slavery. This beautifully designed ebook edition of Twelve Years a Slave features an introduction by Dolen Perkins-Valdez, the bestselling author of Wench. Solomon Northup was an entrepreneur and dedicated family man, father to three young children, Elizabeth, Margaret, and Alonzo. What little free time he had after long days of manual and farm labor, he spent reading books and playing the violin. Though his father was born into slavery, Solomon was born and lived free. In March 1841, two strangers approached Northup, offering him employment as a violinist in a town hundreds of miles away from his home in Saratoga Springs, New York. Solomon bid his wife farewell until his return. Only after he was drugged and bound, did he realize the strangers were kidnappers—that nefarious brand of criminals in the business of capturing runaway and free blacks for profit. Thus began Northup’s life as a slave. Dehumanized, beaten, and worked mercilessly, Northup suffered all the more wondering what had become of his family. One owner was savagely cruel and Northup recalls he was “indebted to him for nothing, save undeserved abuse.” Just as he felt the summer of his life fade and all hope nearly lost, he met a kind-hearted stranger who changed the course of his life. With its first-hand account of this country’s Peculiar Institution, this is a book no one interested in American history can afford to miss.

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Choices Magazine Presents: How to Deal with Stress

Teens know stress. And with a chem test tomorrow, practice until 8 tonight, and a band performance this weekend, it’s no wonder that teens sometimes feel like they just can’t deal. But here’s the good news: All that stress that drives teens crazy can actually be used for good. Check out this video from Choices magazine to find out how. Want more teen-centric videos, news, advice, and info? Check out www.TeenBeing.com to stay up-to-date on all things teen. Written by: Berna Anat Starring: Berna Anat & the teens of the McBurney YMCA Story Editing by: Margaret Kaminski Created in collaboration with Choices Magazine (choices.scholastic.com)

Wicca Phase Springs Eternal – “Stress” [Feat. Georgia Maq] [Prod. Fish Narc] (Official Audio)

Pre-order Secret Boy on vinyl: http://smarturl.it/SecretBoy “Stress” by Wicca Phase Springs Eternal featuring Georgia Maq (Camp Cope) Prod. by Fish Narc For more Wicca Phase Springs Eternal news, merch and more visit http://runforcoverrecords.com Subscribe to Run For Cover on YouTube to stay updated on all out releases: http://www.youtube.com/user/runforcovertube Videos, news and more: http://www.runforcoverrecords.com Like RFC on Facebook: http://fb.com/runforcoverrecords Follow RFC on Twitter: https://twitter.com/rfcrecords Read our Tumblr: http://runforcoverrecords.tumblr.com