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‘Priceless!’ You won’t believe who has become OFA’s latest Pajama Boy
http://twitter.com/#!/brithume/status/413166681763360769
Oh, it’s real. And it’s not spectacular! What was spectacular? The swift and snort-worthy mockery.
Now for the latest entry: Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld as Pajama Boy:
http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/413120916504444928
Bada-zing!
http://twitter.com/#!/seanhackbarth/status/413121119441674241
Totally. What’s next, Gutfeld? A date with “Julia”? Shudder.
http://twitter.com/#!/Afterseven/status/413298994689765376
Related:
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Oh mama! The saddest and most disturbing part of #PajamaBoy [Photoshop]
Giggle-boom: So there’s this? ‘Hey, ladies!’ A bright side to #PajamaBoy‘
‘Evil genius! Love it!’ President Ego honors #PajamaBoy in true Obama style [Photoshops]
Twitter gold! The Obama #PajamaBoy selfie and other must-see mash-ups and memes [Photoshops]
Exclusive: Juiceboxes after dark! OFA’s #Pajamaboy’s identity revealed? [pic]
OFA’s ‘FlannelCare guy’ is Internet sensation … with conservatives [Photoshops]
‘This is getting insane’: OFA’s onesie-clad Obamacare spokesmodel inspires mockery
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Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/18/priceless-you-wont-believe-who-has-become-ofas-latest-pajamaboy-photoshop/ On WWE Raw, Kathie Lee and Hoda bring awareness to wine, breast cancer
http://twitter.com/#!/CarissaLAZ/status/519285981577375744
Just what in the hell were Kathie Lee and Hoda doing on #RAWBrooklyn?
— Miss Giggles (@AndreaKcc) October 7, 2014
Viewers of “Monday Night Raw” were encouraged to open a bottle of wine and enjoy a guest appearance by TV hosts Kathie Lee Gifford and Hoda Kotb, on hand to bring attention to National Breast Cancer Awareness Month. For the most part, though, the attention went to the wine being consumed in the wrestling ring.
So Kathie Lee and Hoda are drinking wine in the middle of the wrestling ring. This is exactly what I thought WWE was. pic.twitter.com/lbRxAegbht
— Jason Gay (@jasonWSJ) October 7, 2014
This is how things are done on Raw.
Here we go!!! @WWE #Raw @hodakotb pic.twitter.com/3VcOETrJAf
— Kathie Lee Gifford (@KathieLGifford) October 7, 2014
Thank you ladies! You both would most def fit in around here! It’s party time….@klgandhoda #WWE #RAWBrooklyn pic.twitter.com/Cfvch6PKcM
— Adam Rose (@WWEAdamRose) October 7, 2014
Adam Rose, Kathie Lee, and Hoda coming out in bathrobes. If there was anything on #Raw that wasn’t PG…
— Rave (@RaveHound) October 7, 2014
BREAKING: Kathie Lee and Hoda got drunk and sober seventeen times during the pre-show, ending with them being plastered #Raw
— Am I original? YEAAH (@BrothaCheese) October 7, 2014
Kathie Lee and Hoda on Raw? Didn’t realize WWE’s target audience is closet alcoholic housewives. #Raw
— Mike (@MikeAmmo) October 7, 2014
This Kathie Lee, Hoda, Adam Rose segment… #Raw pic.twitter.com/5k303e4iYO
— Wrestle Reaction (@Wrestle_React) October 7, 2014
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I wonder if Kathie Lee and Hoda have been drinking? But then again, I don’t care. #RAW
— SID (@SychoVicious) October 7, 2014
Kathie Lee and Hoda each drank three bottles of wine before coming out there. #RAW
— The Steel Cage (@thesteelcage) October 7, 2014
I usually like bizarre but this Hoda & Kathie Lee segment is BIZARRE – BK #wwe #raw
— WrestlingNewsSource (@WNSource) October 7, 2014
If you want to show anyone the worst segment in #Raw history, you best show them that Kathie Lee and Hoda bit.
— Am I original? YEAAH (@BrothaCheese) October 7, 2014
I’m putting Gifford and Hoda’s show under “stuff never to watch in my life” after that segment #Raw
— TableofJapan (@TableofJapan) October 7, 2014
If someone can tell me what the Kathie Lee segment had to do w/ breast cancer… I’ll disagree w/ you #RAW
— Rich Bernier (@Count_Geekula) October 7, 2014
Are you suggesting it had something to do with wine?
Did I really watch Kathie Lee Gifford, during an appearance to promote a cancer charity, plug her wine line? Terrible.
— Mike Johnson (@MikePWInsider) October 7, 2014
Kathie Lee was supposedly on Raw for Susan G Komen, yet she actually pimped her wine. #vomit http://t.co/lcyUTBcxeJ
— ProWrestling.net (@prowrestlingnet) October 7, 2014
Trending? Yes.
Trending Worldwide for @WWE #RAW: #TODAYShow Kathie Lee and Hoda
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I trust that Kathie Lee and Hoda are trending for all the wrong reasons. #Raw
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http://twitter.com/#!/YourAnonNews/status/180433136642039808
They were Hobbit before Hobbit was cool. Techdirt:
The article isn’t clear if we’re talking about copyrights, trademarks or both, but either way the whole thing is pretty silly. Yes, the pub “features characters from Tolkien’s stories on its signs, has ‘Frodo’ and ‘Gandalf’ cocktails on the menu, and the face of Lord of the Rings film star Elijah Wood on its loyalty card.” But is this really harming the rightsholder? I’m sure that SZC is doing all sorts of ridiculously lucrative licensing deals for the upcoming Hobbit movie, and so it’s trying to clear the field of infringers, but all this does is make them look like massive, insensitive bullies. Hell, even Stephen Fry, who’s starring in the movie, has tweeted how ridiculous this is, calling it “pointless, self-defeating bullying.” But, you know, that’s pretty much how Hollywood functions these days.
What? It’s still not cool? Well, it has to be cooler than this sort of lawsuit, doesn’t it? We know the Tolkien estate is strict, but there’s a point at which such threats become counter-productive, isn’t there? What would Professor Tolkien himself thought of it?
Or maybe they are past caring about such things.
Update:
I lurve Ian McKellan. LURVE. RT @ianmckellen118 Lawyers of Mordor retreat: http://t.co/6id0DYZd
— Amy Clark (@TheatreGeekAmy) March 16, 2012
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/16/uk-pub-the-hobbit-under-legal-threat-for-name-it-has-used-for-decades/
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/16/uk-pub-the-hobbit-under-legal-threat-for-name-it-has-used-for-decades/ Chuck Todd weighs in on Podesta remarks, slams WH hypocrisy; Lefties get mad
http://twitter.com/#!/air_en/status/413354922797989888
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http://twitter.com/#!/chucktodd/status/413352765348646912
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http://twitter.com/#!/da1sy38/status/413354587530076160
http://twitter.com/#!/dpleasant/status/413354686625099777
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http://twitter.com/#!/truthrose1/status/413355355293220864
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Twitchy coverage of Chuck Todd
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Read more: https://imgflip.com/i/6pte6 Half a pipeline and … GO!
http://twitter.com/#!/CNN/status/182211785338793986
Hmmm … half a pipeline. That’s useful. Not sure how President Obama expects solve the fuel crisis and/or jobs crisis with half an oil pipeline, but hey.
This news, naturally, was ripe for the mockage.
Swell! We’ll use buckets to bring it down from Canada! RT @brikeilarcnn BREAKING: Obama to expedite southern half of Keystone XL Pipeline
— Daniel Foster (@DanFosterType) March 20, 2012
Obama to fast-track southern half of the Keystone pipeline. Surely gas prices will fall immediately. http://t.co/ce2LJSBf
— Blake Hounshell (@blakehounshell) March 20, 2012
Biden: Obama’s new plan to build half of the Keystone pipeline is the most audacious plan in the past 250 years.
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) March 20, 2012
Algae not panning out? RT @brikeilarcnn BREAKING: Obama to expedite southern half of Keystone XL Pipeline #tcot #p2
— RB (@RBPundit) March 20, 2012
FLASH: Obama only half-killed Osama Bin Laden. 🙁
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) March 20, 2012
Inspired by Obama’s half-pipeline, I’m going to install a sprinkler system but not hook it up to a water supply.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) March 20, 2012
@ExJon They’ll just shoot the oil in a 850 mile arc to southern pipeline. And they said pee-aiming wasn’t a practical skill.
— Political Math (@politicalmath) March 20, 2012
BREAKING: Obama closes half of Gitmo.
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) March 20, 2012
Building only the last half of a pipeline is like building only the top half of a boat. #keystone
— jon gabriel (@exjon) March 20, 2012
Isn’t having the southern half of a pipeline like only having the upper half of a cup?
— Jeremy (@knowsknothing) March 20, 2012
Half a pipeline approved by half a president? Yeah that pretty much makes sense.
— JavelinaBomb (@javelinabomb) March 20, 2012
I’m digging these new Obama half-policies. Unfortunately – and in spite of a tired cliche – Sandra Fluke is now half-pregnant.
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) March 20, 2012
@ExJon So are we building a pipeline not connected to anything?
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) March 20, 2012
So, Obama will approve half of Keystone pipeline that’s already underway, but ignore part that actually gets to Canada/oil?
— Rory Cooper (@rorycooper) March 20, 2012
We’re building half a pipeline. If Obama only spent half of his budget, we’d be in pretty good shape.
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) March 20, 2012
So now the President is for the Keystone XL pipeline? I was against the pipeline before for I was for the pipeline?
— theprez98 (总统) (@theprez98) March 20, 2012
What if they build a halfpipe all the way to the tar sands?
— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) March 20, 2012
What a complete opportunist!! #ABOUTTIME @PoliticalTicker: Obama to fast track southern half of Keystone XL Pipeline – http://t.co/tpkijaNj
— Karen, RN (@kdubrn) March 20, 2012
So is Obama going to build the inside half of the pipe first or the outside half?
— Jim Jamitis (@anthropocon) March 20, 2012
Americans should respond to Obama approving building half the pipeline by giving him half the votes needed for reelection.
— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) March 20, 2012
#ObamaHalfPolicies Death panels now just 50% deathy.
— Matt (@mdrache) March 20, 2012
Lemme get this straight. Obama is fast tracking half of a pipeline that he is unsure he can ever find a satisfactory route to complete?
— Lisa B. (@politeracy) March 20, 2012
The most audacious half-project in 500 years! MT @DanFosterNRO @brikeilarcnn Obama to expedite southern half of Keystone Pipeline #keystone
— Will Antonin (@Will_Antonin) March 20, 2012
#ObamaHalfPolicies We’re going to open up ANWR for drilling, but only to Black & Decker.
— Caleb Howe (@CalebHowe) March 20, 2012
I’m glad Obama only gave half those guns to Mexican cartels. Whew.
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) March 20, 2012
With this latest move, the president has managed to simultaneously tick off opponents of the Keystone XL Pipeline (who view it as a betrayal of their — and his own — values) and supporters of the pipeline’s construction. He still thinks he can have his arugula and eat it, too.
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Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/20/half-a-pipeline-and-go/Maybe Allen Iverson should have practiced
http://twitter.com/#!/_Call_Me_Chen_/status/199539627575607296
It was 10 years ago today that Allen Iverson held his iconic news conference that ridiculed the importance of an NBA practice.
Even NFL kickers are marking the occasion.
https://twitter.com/#!/DavidAkers2/status/199479147867803649
The Twitter universe is remembering it in its own special way:
https://twitter.com/#!/NotoriousTOM666/status/199538525618716672
https://twitter.com/#!/stevieT85/status/199539416895729665
https://twitter.com/#!/Empire_City_212/status/199540326023708672
2day is the 10 yr anniversary of Allen Iverson’s press conference against the practice. Where is he now? Out of the NBA. Should’ve practiced
— Regulator (@IAMTHEREGINATOR) May 7, 2012
Allen Iverson… The man who said what every other athlete thinks lol #wetalkinboutpractice
— Trey Marcum (@TreyMarcum1) May 7, 2012
I don’t like Allen Iverson’s practice press conference. Exactly the reason he was never a good teammate and didn’t win a championship.
— max (@LatherRinseRT) May 7, 2012
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/05/07/maybe-allen-iverson-should-have-practiced/
Ann Romney on Fox News: Motherhood most important job there is
http://twitter.com/#!/FoxNewsInsider/status/190465759363862528
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