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‘F*cking cretins’: Comedian Stephen Kruiser tears into libs for Benghazi ‘jokes’

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/464133041506754561As Twitchy reported, yesterday, CNN contributor Sally Kohn lent her voice to the chorus of twisted libs cracking jokes about the brutal murders of four Americans in Benghazi. Comedian Stephen Kruiser makes a living being provocative, and he appreciates good mockery as much as anyone. But as he points out, trampling on the memories of dead Americans to score laughs is truly beyond the pale.http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/464131076236259328These so-called “jokes” are more than just desperate attempts at humor. In Kruiser’s mind, they’re indicative of deeper psychological issues:http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/464134160794517504In any event, one thing is for sure:http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/464139120898764801***Panic & Anxiety Gone

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Related:‘Laugh it up, fellas’: Obama flacks Plouffe, Favreau and Vietor mock Fox News’ Benghazi coverageSen. Harry Reid’s communications director tries hand at Benghazi humor‘Leaving for Las Vegas’: Donna Brazile’s request for TV series names about Benghazi hearings backfires‘To the Left, four corpses are a punchline’: Mo. state rep sicko repulses with gross Benghazi ‘joke’‘Thinks Benghazi is a JOKE??!!’ Actor James Woods slams ‘despicable’ Mo. state repDana Loesch shreds Mo. lawmaker Sicko Newman for soulless Benghazi ‘joke’‘Beyond disgraceful’: ‘Bering Sea Gold’ star Kevin Jupina calls out twisted Mo. Rep. NewmanBenghazi is a punchline, sicko? Here is a devastating reminder for twisted Mo. lawmaker [pics]‘To the Left, four corpses are a punchline’: Mo. state rep sicko repulses with gross Benghazi ‘joke’‘Pervert’ Democrat makes Benghazi masturbation joke … yes, you just read that‘Vagina warrior’ candidate reaps the whirlwind after perverted Benghazi jokeTwin tools: St. Louis treasurer ‘has back’ of Benghazi-mocking Mo. lawmaker, plays victim‘Really classless’: Kansas City Star columnist encourages Mo. state rep’s mockery of Benghazi dead‘So much for civility’: ‘Heartless’ Sally Kohn compares Benghazi murders to Lewinsky scandal‘Benghazi Hearings are Idiotic’: Daily Beast weighs in with acrosticNext up in the ‘say something crass and tasteless about Benghazi’ rotation: David Plouffe‘Making fun of dead Americans’: Dems’ Benghazi ‘jokes’ are out of controlTwitchy coverage of Stephen Kruisere14a36dd613d9a8a40f89e48e2b5da35

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Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/08/fcking-cretins-comedian-stephen-kruiser-tears-into-libs-for-benghazi-jokes/

If not ISIS, what? Here are a few #ThingsWeHaveaStrategyFor

NCAA brackets Suit-tie coordination changing the weather in 2050 #ThingsWeHaveaStrategyFor— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) August 28, 2014“We don’t have a strategy yet” — even Obama lapdog Vox called it a line “that’ll likely haunt him for the rest of his presidency.” White House press secretary Josh Earnest did his best to mop up the mess afterward, but Obama’s admission was the soundbite of the day, bar none.It all begs the question: if not ISIS, what does the White House have a strategy for? Tweeters took a guess.http://twitter.com/#!/caljv/status/505127930767212545 http://twitter.com/#!/eltoroboracho/status/505128250004082688 http://twitter.com/#!/lambert_craig/status/505129002726461441 http://twitter.com/#!/Camondrak/status/505129073220521984 http://twitter.com/#!/strengthintruth/status/505129495058464768 http://twitter.com/#!/Shgamha/status/505129686339702784 http://twitter.com/#!/lambert_craig/status/505129837812383744 http://twitter.com/#!/DL0910/status/505130023079378944 http://twitter.com/#!/a200eric/status/505130708822949888 http://twitter.com/#!/SouthernLady551/status/505131812964667392 http://twitter.com/#!/MrFoPow/status/505134092359589889 http://twitter.com/#!/JackieKPGH/status/505138068169293825 http://twitter.com/#!/AtlasExplorer/status/505138842194546688 http://twitter.com/#!/clay_sears/status/505140416350404609Anything else?http://twitter.com/#!/youthpastorbry/status/505138717460156416lorelei-lee-3some-blacks-10Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/28/if-not-isis-what-here-are-a-few-thingswehaveastrategyfor/

So, what happened to those ‘lost’ Lois Lerner emails? Here’s one idea

https://twitter.com/eriContrarian/status/477560753113690112As Twitchy reported, the IRS claims to have “lost” over two years’ worth of Lois Lerner’s emails. They just vanished — poof! Like that!Thing is, those emails are pretty important. Congress really needs to know where they are. Since the emails were lost as a result of “a supposed computer crash,” Congress might need to look elsewhere to find them. Blogger John Hayward has a suggestion:http://twitter.com/#!/Doc_0/status/477545920561946624Hey, it’s worth a shot, right?http://twitter.com/#!/baldingschemer/status/477563862888095745Or, we could try this approach:http://twitter.com/#!/jane747/status/477553040619487232In any event, let’s face it: We all know whose fault this really is:http://twitter.com/#!/SonnyBunch/status/477554160519643136Yeah. Thanks a lot!Editor’s note: Blogger John Hayward’s name was misspelled in an earlier version of this post. Twitchy regrets the error.***Related:‘PHONY SCANDAL ALERT!’ Disbelief after IRS claims Lois Lerner emails have been ‘lost’James Woods: Will Lois Lerner finally desert the sinking S.S. Obama?Twitchy coverage of Lois LernerRead more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/13/so-what-happened-to-those-lost-lois-lerner-emails-heres-one-idea/

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‘Priceless!’ You won’t believe who has become OFA’s latest Pajama Boy

http://twitter.com/#!/brithume/status/413166681763360769Oh, it’s real. And it’s not spectacular! What was spectacular? The swift and snort-worthy mockery.Now for the latest entry: Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld as Pajama Boy:http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/413120916504444928Bada-zing!http://twitter.com/#!/seanhackbarth/status/413121119441674241Totally. What’s next, Gutfeld? A date with “Julia”? Shudder.http://twitter.com/#!/Afterseven/status/413298994689765376Related:‘Like pajama-clad pantywaists?’ FACT! These replies to @BarackObama are full of winOh mama! The saddest and most disturbing part of #PajamaBoy [Photoshop]Giggle-boom: So there’s this? ‘Hey, ladies!’ A bright side to #PajamaBoy‘‘Evil genius! Love it!’ President Ego honors #PajamaBoy in true Obama style [Photoshops]Twitter gold! The Obama #PajamaBoy selfie and other must-see mash-ups and memes [Photoshops]Exclusive: Juiceboxes after dark! OFA’s #Pajamaboy’s identity revealed? [pic]OFA’s ‘FlannelCare guy’ is Internet sensation … with conservatives [Photoshops]‘This is getting insane’: OFA’s onesie-clad Obamacare spokesmodel inspires mockeryProfit from selling revamped videos or video revamp services!foot-in-mouth Let me ask you 2 quick questions.Do you already have any video creation or editing apps?Do you already have any old videos, new videos, or stock videos?If the answer to any of those questions is yes, pay close attention to VidVamp new video app because it allows you to revamp your videos into visually striking blockbusters that bring more viewers, generate more leads, and move people to take action.And yes, you will be able to do it for any kind of video.PLUS – VidVamp team made sure that you do not need any technical or video production experience at all.You can profit from selling these revamped videos or video revamp services!Watch the demo now https://www.ShopMonopoly.com/offer/3143VidVamp takes any video and makes it into eye candy.The main problem marketers, entrepreneurs, and business have are that their videos are not attractive or intense enough for people to pay attention to.People are scrolling through videos in news feeds, ignore them on youtube, or drop off fast when watching, which means little to no leads and sales.Professional video producers & marketers know that without intense stimulation viewers ignore videos or lose interest fast and drop off.VidVamp empowers you to skyrocket engagement with your video.See VidVamp in action now https://www.ShopMonopoly.com/offer/3143VidVamp is for people who want to lower facebook advertising costs with higher click-through rates, run a successful youtube channel, have their videos go viral, spice up review videos, and make e-commerce & digital products look more attractive to buyers.  VidVamp can also bring new life to old videos and boost your results from other video creation and editing apps.So if you want to pay less for Facebook ads, your youtube channel to be watched, videos to be shared and potentially go viral, get more leads, make more commission from review videos, and sell more products, there is no easier way than to revamp your videos into blockbusters.Watch the demo now https://www.ShopMonopoly.com/offer/3143It comes with all the effects you need.You get 50 alluring animated and static effects with dynamic in and out focus for each of them.There are intense effects, subtle effects, and video filters, which enable you to make amazing revamped videos people would want to watch and share.In addition to video effects, VidVamp also includes an extra ability to import custom video overlays with full-featured alpha technology.Video VampWith it, you can add flying objects, business animations, more effects, or whatever you want.See VidVamp in action now https://www.ShopMonopoly.com/offer/3143VidVamp makes get fascinating, eye-catching videos your visitors love, which are perfect for viral distribution, establishing your channel, and skyrocket your video ad performance.All that means that your videos look amazing, attract clicks, likes, shares, pins, and tweets to increase your exposure.Watch the demo now https://www.ShopMonopoly.com/offer/3143Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/18/priceless-you-wont-believe-who-has-become-ofas-latest-pajamaboy-photoshop/

Chuck Todd weighs in on Podesta remarks, slams WH hypocrisy; Lefties get mad

http://twitter.com/#!/air_en/status/413354922797989888It may be hard to believe, but sometimes, even Chuck Todd gets it right. He’s one of the handfuls in the MSM who’s not OK with John Podesta’s likening of the GOP to the Jonestown cult:http://twitter.com/#!/chucktodd/status/413352765348646912Bingo. But as refreshing as it may be for conservatives to see someone like Todd admit that the White House suffers from severe bouts of hypocrisy, lefties aren’t digging his honesty:http://twitter.com/#!/JeremyinAustin/status/413353998528151552 http://twitter.com/#!/gregdeocampo/status/413354674868064256 http://twitter.com/#!/da1sy38/status/413354587530076160 http://twitter.com/#!/dpleasant/status/413354686625099777Oh, please. Chuck has devoted plenty of time to complaining about and poking at the Right. But now that he’s calling out the Left? He’s no better than the rest of the Tea Party raaaaaacists:http://twitter.com/#!/truthrose1/status/413355355293220864***Related:Twitchy coverage of Chuck ToddRead more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/18/chuck-todd-weighs-in-on-podesta-remarks-slams-wh-hypocrisy-lefties-get-mad/

Unreal: Amb. Power ‘clarifies’ Daniel Pearl tweet; Doubles down on idiocy

http://twitter.com/#!/603Blake/status/437975576112943104

Evidently not. As Twitchy reported, Ambassador Power took to Twitter to share her oh-so-deep thoughts on Daniel Pearl, the journalist beheaded by jihadists in 2002. It was just part a of a “cycle of violence,” y’all! According to the morally bankrupt and idiotic ambassador.

http://twitter.com/#!/rehnb1/status/437977548958334977

On Monday morning, she doubled down on the idiocy:

http://twitter.com/#!/RickSheridan/status/437967502484578305

Flailing indeed. Take a gander:

http://twitter.com/#!/BecketAdams/status/437966630287835136 http://twitter.com/#!/jonbassplayer/status/437976710643200000

She followed up with this:

http://twitter.com/#!/AmbassadorPower/status/437965326714560513

The rightful backlash continues:

http://twitter.com/#!/coolhandschlute/status/437966614948896768 http://twitter.com/#!/robbiehart21/status/437977036989026304

In her defense:

http://twitter.com/#!/dbartolec/status/437974079211974656

Unbelievable.

And an exit suggestion for Samantha Power:

http://twitter.com/#!/6LambsMom/status/437978003415396352

She should not be an ambassador either.

http://twitter.com/#!/ohsuszanna/status/437976548591665152

Dangerous incompetence and appeasement from the Obama administration. Again.

Related:

‘What the hell is wrong with you?’ Was this Samantha Power baffling Daniel Pearl tweet evil or stupid?

Sidesplitting Amb. Power mockery: ‘Stop cycle of H8′ with #AmbPowersTweets

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/24/definition-of-flailing-amb-power-clarifies-daniel-pearl-tweet-doubles-down-on-idiocy/

Warning: ‘Transient bee swarms’

http://twitter.com/#!/DKinchenFOX29/status/468914221624086528

As if driving on I-95 wasn’t painful enough, police are warning people about possible “transient bee swarms” in the area.

http://twitter.com/#!/SWaltersTV/status/468893195179663360

A truck carrying literally millions of bees overturned near Newark, Delaware. The drivers of the truck were taken to the hospital for injuries that are reportedly not life threatening.

http://twitter.com/#!/Sairey_Gamp/status/468902474578161664

“Combing?” We see what you did there.

http://twitter.com/#!/rbtlong/status/468905400222642178 http://twitter.com/#!/Utterback13/status/468906683599970304

Boo.

.oprahbees

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/20/warning-transient-bee-swarms-truck-carrying-20-million-bees-overturns-pics/

HHS finally gives Kathleen Sebelius a job she can do

http://twitter.com/#!/HHSGov/status/406091876790329344

She gave up on “Websites for Dummies” but just loved “Cafeteria Cooking for Dummies.”

http://twitter.com/#!/BadgleyML1067/status/406094274757808128

Come on, now. It’s Thanksgiving. Let’s just be grateful she’s spending a few moments doing something other than foisting Obamacare on us.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/11/28/hhs-finally-gives-kathleen-sebelius-a-job-she-can-do/

Paul Begala’s joke about who should work WH security gets needed fix

http://twitter.com/#!/PaulBegala/status/516696719598579712

Meh.

That could be improved:

@PaulBegala You want McCain for a “get off my lawn” joke. Cheney would just shoot in the face.

— Jamison Foser (@jamisonfoser) September 29, 2014

A little better.

Solid tip.RT @jamisonfoser @PaulBegala You want McCain for a “get off my lawn” joke. Cheney would just shoot in the face.

— Paul Begala (@PaulBegala) September 29, 2014

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Related:

Secret’s out! US Secret Service needs refresher course in protecting WH

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/29/paul-begalas-joke-about-who-should-work-wh-security-gets-needed-fix/

When election season and Halloween combine to form one, awesome hashtag

http://twitter.com/#!/KurtSchlichter/status/528240206810329088

Who’s ready for another hashtag game? Of course you are!

Today’s entrant combines Halloween with the awesome snark of partisan politics that you would expect to surface on the Friday before election day. Behold, #DemocratHorrorMovies!

Here are some of the funnier ones we’ve seen:

And yes, let’s add a real movie clip to the mix:

Hilarious.

You can read the rest of the entries here.

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/31/when-election-season-and-halloween-combine-to-form-one-awesome-hashtag-democrathorrormovies/