amanda.. AMANDA WHAT ARE YOU DOING [Amanda The Adventurer #2]


where’s the birthday girl usually my mom holds my treat money what come on Lauren I don’t have much time do you trust me I tricked you we’re going to use all three Amanda wait Amanda what listen some wd-409 [Music] when I tell you I’ve been thinking about this game since I recorded it last night I’ve been reading your comments I’m so stupid we gonna get to that I’m just saying it’s been a long time since I’m like yo I need to see what’s about to happen [Music] what’s up what’s going on Corey Kitchener welcome back to Amanda the Explorer the adventurer this this freaking game let me get back in let me get back in if you didn’t see the first episode of this you are in the wrong place go watch that first then come back to this one Playboy but for those who need a refresher first episode we got the bad ending the story so far seems to be that we inherited these tapes from our Aunt Kate now Kate we don’t know what she did cause on the surface we always thought that Aunt Kate was a librarian turns out nah she been like doing some investigating on this kid television show which doesn’t make sense because how is this a like TV show but I have to like type in stuff you know what I’m saying like sometimes she’ll ask you know but we can use to cut the apples how is the kid gonna type something in on a VHS whatever needless to say we need to figure out what’s going on we got one bad ending and then I went to the comments I had the piece of paper in my hand I didn’t realize this went to that this looks so long and yawl said it was something on the back of this robot caution do not get blab out wet that’s why it wasn’t working we need some double A and we also unlocked this pause button so let me get that piece of paper we open this up right we get this paper it goes here guys forgive me okay okay what does this mean so I know this has something to do with the plants like we got the H here the h means purple what is okay yeah we did find this one wait which one is this this one was uh Pink So pink grew a little bit we need to put this in the water oh oh my goodness how would what kind of mutant water is this that this is growing this fast okay so we just grew a whole plant uh uh okay let’s say we grow all the plants like what do we do with that we’re gonna come back to this we know how to grow the plants now what the freak we can do something with the mushroom too I don’t know what to do with this so let me go to the comments all right first comment comes from Jenna OMG if you put the peach in the microwave you get a secret tape we did find a peach here let’s try and see what this pause button is about I just saw a rat on the floor how do we even pause you could just straight up pause okay hi I’m Amanda and we could fast forward apple pie that sounds delicious fast forward good job pause boss oh first of all this is creepy looking oh but it says to pause what are we pausing something with the oven for [Music] why did the TV move what the [ __ ] this game is messing with me what just happened in that tape why is there cheese here meat pie what the frack is happening let’s just follow what it says 200 grams potatoes 200 grams mushroom 350 grams of meat all right first of all we got mushroom put that in there where are we getting meat from oh my God goodness the rat I knew I saw a rat oh oh oh goodness no no where are we getting a potato from what are we getting potato the moon plant we could get a potato we could get a potato with the moon plant I love games like this I mean obviously this is nothing too complicated but like you just get that satisfaction that fulfillment from figuring things out oh okay maybe I just put the whole pot in there wait wait wait hold up oh yo y’all trying to get you some meat pie what do you mean by that we got a new tape yo let’s go let’s go hi there I’m Amanda and I’m Willy me me some of our friends can come back to the neighborhood that’s great I like that there are so many friends in my neighborhood today I want to send something special to my friend first I need to go to the store to buy them a card do you know where the store is the vibe is already off I don’t need to go there right now what about this one do you think this is funny what Amanda you trying to start already I told you yesterday I’m not woolly good job let’s go to the stuffer let’s pick out a card my pet something bad happened what what kind of card should I send them uh but this one that’s not the right card like I want to make her mad but I don’t I don’t think we want this I think Amanda is confused hmm shh here’s a secret it’s my birthday maybe we can help her out what is happening right now what if I click this go ahead and pick a card friend are you sure that’s right it looks like it I bet your friend is really going to love this card my friend is my friend is having a break wants to get my friend where can I buy a treat from my friend well I know let’s get them some nice candy do you know where the candy store is the candy store wasn’t here yesterday or am I tripping also can we get some clarification on this they don’t have anything we need look at the stores which one sells candy I don’t want to go to the candy store what’s in this store uh does this help she is so tired of me bro she really is great now I can’t find this candy store I don’t know where to go can you help me oh all right now I kind of like really want to help her this one was the candy store don’t do that all right my bad it was this one hello there where do you want to go I said I don’t want to go listen I should have just took my butt to bed Amanda just tell us what’s the problem what will he just standing next this isn’t the candy store there is nothing here that I want maybe you can take us someplace else I want to get my friend a special treat all right well I mean you could get him a meat sandwich oh Amanda that’s that’s a nice birthday card do you want to give it to your friend now will you address the card who should I send this to [Music] woolly oh woolly it’s your birthday uh what’s that what is this what is this what we try to we went you took me uh uh huh uh hey where [Music] we tried to we went so there’s four factorial possible combinations here [Music] yeah what the freak what the freak oh 24 candy mate oh guts you got to cut the head off the doll bro we about to turn around installers about to kill us what does this mean die where’s the doll where’s the doll where’s the doll guts guys guts guts that’s what we gotta type in shout out berserk yeah you oh [Music] don’t jump scare me we got some scissors get some scissors and another tape okay everybody be cool everybody be chill the doll is missing and honestly I don’t want to be watching the tape water doll is walking around if anything the scissors gonna be in front of me hold on if we get this one if we get the peach open that up hold on hold on where’s the birthday girl usually my mom pulls my treat money what come on Lauren we have a special surprise for you here’s what I had he’s ready for ice cream and cake she’s busy with her best friend is that showing 24 7.

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It’s like she didn’t even hear me and we need to talk about some new TV rules we got cake and ice cream we got your favorite and then chocolate chip come on baby we can watch Amanda another time it’s so much Lauren I love mint chocolate chip yo my eyes are watering for real dude this is so well done this Harkens back to what these letters were about which were kids were disappearing this letter wasn’t even about Lauren but kids watch the show and then they just poof they’re gone oh my goodness what’s a family oh boy put that one in [Music] [Applause] [Music] hi friends I’m Amanda and I’m woolly just made an animal sound he said bye because he is a sheep right can you make a sound like a sheep [Music] that’s great you sound just like Willie wow yeah you sound just like me wow pause it severe thunderstorm warning effective until nine o’clock EST it’s recommended starting to check your environment for any what first of all what is this what is this this is the thing that was over here all this time in this box pick your environment for any particularly at a petting zoo there are lots of animals here to pet and play with [Music] animals they are very different from people they look different and they don’t talk like people right Amanda I’m an animal and I’m animals don’t talk silly look at these lines let’s make sounds like the animals on the signs are you ready a goat says a chicken says a pig says like why did I pause it why did I pause on that watch out for any hazards during the thunderstorm am I about to get like shocked or something because there’s water on the floor I don’t know I’m confused what are you doing it it automatically goes to that okay well let’s just get through this stop pausing it [Music] one animals make funny sounds too let’s go see one of the animal family I want to see the chickens can you show me where the chickens are uh the chickens they’re this way wait let’s go see the silly chickens what a cute fiber [Music] I see a mommy chicken and baby chickens and I see I see a daddy chicken look at the chickens do you know what the daddy is called to me now obviously it’s a rooster but I don’t want to get it right and I don’t know how to spell obviously no that’s not what they’re called try tornado tornado and kinsdale that’s where I’m at until recommended stop and check your environment for potential hazards okay [Music] so what what’s happening I’m gonna get it wrong again do I have to help you with everything do you do you she took over my keyboard again the daddy is called a rooster the mommy is a head eat their babies yum yum no okay well go see some more animal families where should we go next I think it’s time to visit the sheep can you tell me where we can find the Sheep what if we click the wrong thing we got snakes spiders ew I don’t want to see those they’re scary I don’t want to go near flood warning okay sale oh you know what maybe I was supposed to be paying attention to those times I surely wasn’t the Sheep are waiting for us where are they okay let’s go look at Wooly look at the nice sheep family all the Sheep are right where they belong blizzard blizzard warning I’m sure you’re supposed to change the time in the room or something don’t move around your environment at all laughs am I a little kitten where is your family Amanda relax don’t kill the kitten all by herself how do you think she feels sad she must be so scared yeah and sad there’s nobody to love her I know that’s so sad do y’all think I typed that or do you all think she typed it the kitten is alone there is no one to help her will you help the lonely kittens what is what is this back here what is this yeah I’m gonna help the kid [Music] what’s happening I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead bro we didn’t get anything from that do not get wet there’s water here how can we get we need to capture some water [Applause] [Music] foreign oh we’re dead oh we’re dead oh it didn’t come from the chest it came from downstairs all that work for that ending and it didn’t go anywhere we lost the scissors oh no no no no no no no we still know the codes to things so I can still [Music] all right hey little doll come here [Applause] I wasn’t expecting that I wasn’t expecting that to make that noise I’m sorry what have I done with my dad did yawl are here to scream [Applause] let me play it again for you you heard that let me play it again for you all right what is this oh we got batteries [Music] I think this is going to be fun what oh yo who is this toy for I don’t have any numbers to punch in let’s go to cut it off all right let’s pause this some people in the comments did talk about this one five zero three two five now when I saw that when I was playing the other day you know I took a mental note of it like wow that costs a lot of money this is a password for this for this one five zero three two five who did they get to record voice dialogue for this Hannibal Lecter Kate what happened to the TV I don’t want to play anymore right now dang elations you’re one year older wishing you the best this year yet zero eight eight two say less zero eight eight two oh right here right here zero wait zero eight eight two right no or maybe it’s eight one no yeah because there’s a candle in the middle and there’s a candle at the bottom so it was on some they’re trying to confuse us lambast on there zero eight eight two maybe we typed that in there I don’t think that I want to do that what you mean the first line of dialogue had me thinking he was about to like zero eight eight two I’m clearly reading this wrong maybe we can’t pick it up to move it anywhere hmm I can hear our crying um that’s six numbers that’s six numbers [Music] 3 25 at 30 minutes 325 and 30 minutes 325 at 30 minutes 25 or 30 minutes [Music] hold up hold up we got another candle oh Matt I like math what’s this may your life be filled with many blessings first of all we got one candle times four obviously we can’t really do nothing with that we did get one candle though which we can put inside of that cake how we can’t remove it so if we just traded the candle as a one one times four would be four five minus one would be four five all right one times one plus one would be two one divided by one is one one plus one plus one is three and one minus one is zero zero what’s in the card is on the cake what’s in the card is on the cake what’s in the card is on the cake dead free five one six one [Applause] I tell you there is nothing more fulfilling than figuring out a puzzle without looking it up what’s in the card is on the cake how about for every candle we substitute two for every candle on the card since there are two candles on the cake we substitute it for two so instead of one times four two times four every time we see a candle it’s two and it worked take a picture it is [Applause] first of all that was extremely scary second of all see f [Music] please I don’t want to do no more puzzles bro [Music] I had no business screaming like that my vocal cords I just ripped them up I literally just ripped them up and I tell you what it did I tell you what it was it was the proximity of the left ear you could see me screaming and turning because I’m thinking is somebody in this room with me well played game devas well played oh no accidents I don’t have much time do you trust me do I trust you that’s an odd thing to say Willie that’s a very odd thing to say it instantaneously made me untrusty you but you know what sure ready for an adventure Amanda Lily had an accident when a friend has an accident sometimes nobody can help them but we can try well Amanda I’m fine I I just uh well Lily is so confused we really have to help him first we have to know what is wrong what part of Willie is broken oh all right so we got body and head I don’t know body isn’t really acting strange what could be wrong feet don’t you care about Willie he needs our help head Lily’s head is broken but Dr. Amanda is here to help let’s prepare the patient oh no here Willie drink this I don’t know Amanda [Music] Amanda I feel uh [Music] we need to operate immediately on the patient’s brain what tools should we use to fix wooley’s head the saw the hammer or the forceps bro oh man who are you making money why Amanda I know I write Amanda listen please listen woolly is fine we don’t need any of these that might be helpful but what else could we use this things could get really messy if we use that this that looks hard to use but I could try this I tricked you we’re going to use all three Amanda wait Amanda white a little healthier who are you going to help um obviously you’re not going to help me no by myself no way oh we’re dead oh we’re dead oh we’re dead oh we’re dead what is this Riley’s favorite movies they are so big I’m Blue hi trap door treat oh what hi I’m Willie trapdoor treat oh there was something in there was something in there I’m you know it’s crazy when every time I finish a tape I’m like zipping dude I’m zipping behind me the last game that like really creeped me out like this was duck season do y’all remember oh my life is on that level of like paranoia trap door oh summer 1989.


Let’s just see what kind of treat they got I am allergic to Apple how many chairs how many mushrooms how many how many plate how many chairs how many mushrooms how many chairs dang it’s a lot of chairs in here ain’t it how many lights and how many fruit so how many how many what’s the first one how many chairs was first right there’s one chair there’s one two three four five six seven eight mushrooms there’s one light two lights one two three four five six fruit right I’m allergic to Apple how many chairs how many mushrooms cheer mushrooms how many how many like also it said Woody’s allergic to apples for some reason so do we not count that I know it’s got to go here how many chairs it was one there was eight mushrooms there was six fruits lights was two right is there more than one chair there is that’s a chair right there it just it just goes on forever and ever so this obviously we could get this uh we could get the robot with that what is this tape what is this called home movies four four oh two five eight four one two five eight I mean let’s just type that in instantly obviously but first you need that key to my heart because it is not what you have on the outside that matters it is okay uh before I electrocute you with this water let me see what the rest of this says we don’t have much time we don’t have much time okay I’m sorry about that kind of person you’re not that kind of person I thought that I could trust you listen I’m not gonna do it what do you want me to do what can we do besides that the fact that this dude started talking as I approached him with the water do you need more proof that this is sentient or not wait let’s talk about this talk I know so what’s the what’s the key to your arm I agree all right sure I don’t know why you thought that you are not that kind of person I’m not but please please do not direct me please have mercy on me oh my goodness I will show you number combinations you’ve never even dreamed of okay do it I will do anything please give me another chance okay I am I am begging you I love you oh there I said it I am in love with you they really trying to make you feel bad for doing this let it be on record I didn’t want to do it you are not kind of person you’re wrong [Applause] I’m sorry Ben I’m so sorry I am so sorry he was under his head the whole time I’m about to freaking die too I deserve it [Music] foreign chaos heartbreak all because of Aunt Kate why did you give me this tape Kate why didn’t share look how look how look how much work we’ve been putting in dude it’s freaking five tapes down here about to be six [Music] hi I’m Amanda when you’re friends you can share all kinds of things with each other I can share my crayons with you so you can have fun coloring too look at silly Mr Fox what why was your favorite shows you care about someone friends can share toys they can share snacks I’ll share some of my snacks with you which snack would you like what kind of snacks are these do y’all see any snacks here or do you just see Rants and meat yum that’s my favorite friends can share other things too they can share secrets really can I share a secret with you oh boy oh boy you know what Amanda I really don’t want any secrets oh I thought you were different leave isn’t that where Amanda comes out from like the monster Amanda whoa whoa this is unlike anything that’s happened so far [Music] now I’m just sitting here wondering what was the secret they really rolled the credits on us [Music] we got another ending I should have been taking notes because I can’t remember all the stuff that we did why does this tape here oh this is like secret tapes go here or something and we all the way at the beginning bro I can’t remember this [Music] yum that’s my favorite are you sure it’s the big secret I’m sure is it really okay to share my secret with you Amanda yeah it is I’m out there somewhere oh my goodness [Music] [Music] now we got this ending they gave us yet another choice at the end I didn’t have to throw the brick we gonna talk about what she said after I get back to that and not throw the brick I’m out there somewhere all right we’re gonna do it they they kind of press you when they’re throwing it I don’t have to throw it [Music] oh it just repeats okay so you do have to do it bro if I seen this in real life I’m front flipping out of that freaking window bro she’s out there somewhere Amanda is out there somewhere that can’t be the true ending look listen to how sad this is [Music] we didn’t solve anything we’re gonna end this one here guys um for everything in the room this this except for this we figured out everything in this room we still got five spaces for tapes here the only things we haven’t figured out what happened to Kate what happened to Amanda and what what are we supposed to do for this tornado blizzard thing wow what an episode what a game we really put on our detective shades on this one everybody clap that up I’m gonna did this without you guys 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Subnautica | Part 58 | WHAT DID THE ALIENS KNOW?

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome back to Subnautica. Now I wanted to thank you guys so much for all of your patience in getting this series back on its feet. [Occasional Dragon Noises] We were in Boston a lot longer then we thought we were going to be and we planed to be there a lot longer- Ignore the, the dragon that’s outside of my doors trying to get into this boat. Uh, he’s an unfriendly neighbor because I’m about to move into the neighborhood here. Uh, but I just wanted to thank you guys for being so patient and I understand that I left this on a cliffhanger with, the, uh, research base to explore and the other things that I have in mind.

But first things first, Thank you Moonshine for commenting, “You got a signal for the alien thermal plant which is a precursor base inside the lava castle, so the spire formation that you were fighting the sea dragon above with the smoke”- I like how you say I was “FIGHTING” the sea dragon and not being “MAULED TO DEATH” by the sea dragon. Being “BEATEN ALIVE” and then “EATEN ALIVE” and then “SHITTEN ALIVE” out into the lava zone, Uh, and then magically I managed to respawn back into my, my cyclopse here, which is a blessing to be sure. Um, but this base is NOT the containment facility.

That is in the active lava zone. Apparently I’m not in the “active” lava zone. So as some of you may have already known, and as I was rambling on about in the livestream yesterday for about 10 years, I’m sick. I have the flu, and Amy now has the flu too, and she was so nice to take care of me while I was sick, and then she got the flu, so I am going to me taking care of her while she recovers. But I did get some time to record this. Uh so I also want to thank Ethan Garak who said in the inactive lava zone, multiple reaper leviathans skeletons can be found. This is due to sea dragons coming up from the lava zone to catch them, then drag them down to the lava zone to feast. That’s a horrifying thought, because if the dragon’s only diet is reaper leviathans, then what chance do I have? Why in the hell did I go out there and scan that damn thing if it was just going to eat more reaper leviathans? I mean the enemy in my enemy might be my friend but this guy doesn’t seem to have any friends at all.

And I think if I go near him he’s just gonna kill me over and over again. So anyway, he’s out there, and I think my lights are off, UUUUHHH, not that that’s gonna help anyway. So, that’s a terrifying thought. Also, to Noah Dawson who said something that just made me laugh, “Don’t shamwoozle the bamboozle” which I think is life lessons for everybody out there. And then Swag Potato who said, “Mark in a nutshell: So that was really stupid. I’m gonna go do it again,” which does apply because I went back out into the cold to take pictures of myself with less and less clothing progressively throughout the day, which is probably why I’m sick. But then again, everybody got sick from that PAX and this was a particularly bad one.

So, with that being said I’m gonna let you guys know what my plan is and right now, my plan is to get the hecky away from wherever the hell that dragon is. I hope he’s not immediately below me, because that’s where I’m gonna go. Well shit. No I’m not. It is re-god-damn dark out down here. Okay, yeesh. Someone’s unhappy with meeee. Okay, so what I’m gonna do down here– Oh, I might as well make it right by this skeleton.

You know, I might have a nice lawn ornament– So when I said I was gonna be moving into the neighborhood, that means exactly what you think it means. I’m going to be building a base down here, and make it my new home. I’m never-ever gonna have to leave. I’ve got seeds with which to plant trees. Hopefully there’s titanium down here but who knows about that. Maybe the titanium’s all melted down because of the LAVA. But imma try my best and that’s all I can hope to do. So I’m gonna scow–oh hey At least I’ve got my friendly neighborhood Warper. You frickin’ douchebag. So what I need to do… is I need to scout an amicable location for my base– (To Warper) Aw thanks! He doesn’t like this place, the heat gets to him– And then once I do that, of which it’s going to be boiling hot so I gotta take my ah, my Mr. Fister here I’m gonna… Start gathering materials! (Computer) Welcome aboard Captain Which is my favorite thing to do in the middle of a death-defying area where there’s Dragons abound…

..and Warpers– Why? Oh god dammit! It’s doing that thing again! It’s doing that thing again where it doesn’t have the pressure modulator on it and I don’t know why! Frickin bugs. Alright so I gotta access the uh… I gotta access the upgrade hatch somehow. Frick. I guess I just gotta hop in there, get out, and do it. Alright, you know what, Imma go for it. Here we go! Hibbidy hobbidy hibbidy hobbidy HIIB (fart noise) Okay, so we just gotta pop this b- Ow my skin is burning.

That’s great, that’s good for ya. So we gotta pop this back in and out here, and I’m going to umm Nah, that’s good enough for me. Oh, I’m burning alive! Get–NOO that’s not what I want. Can you not do that? That’d be good. Okay, thank you for that. Alright, so now that my pressure, for some reason, is magically now appropriate, I’m gonna explore this hellscape and call it: Home. Ah, yes, Lovely. I’m sure he died fun. What is this? Is that uh… Uh, that’s diamond. That’s not what I want. Can I get some titanium out of this sunabitch? Nope! Okay, this might be– This might be a– This might be a lost cause trying to do this. But if there’s one thing that Markiplier doesn’t do, it’s give up, especially when it’s a stupid idea. So I’m gonna keep hammering away at this stupid idea, until I find a source of titanium, with which I can…

build a base… (Low Grunting Noise) I hate this place. I hate everything about this place. And supposedly I’m nearby the uh, I’m nearby–oh [ROAR] Apparently I’m nearby–oh That guy is mad. That guy is REAL mad. oohh Well that is– Hey is that a skull? Heh, that’d be a nice– That’d be a nice thing to wake up next to every morning and look at. Oh that’s beautiful– and laggy. Ahhh. Two frames a second, my favorite. There we go. Ugh, that one’s infected with the Carar. So yeah, I’m uh… (mumbles) yeah, okay, I’ve uh got no hope is basically– Get out of my face, you wanna get some suckage? Go suck away somewhere else, ya asshole. Alright, I can’t– (referring to Dragon) I don’t know where that guy is, but I can’t wait to try to fall asleep to those sounds. Just a Sea Dragon screaming in the distance as loud as it can.

Ugh, what is this? [ROAR IN BACKGROUND] Where is this? Where is this going? Oh, quit moanin’! I’ve got the FLU, you think I care about YOUR problems? Not you guys, his problem. Man, you are just a whiney bitch today! Can you just- M-M-M-M-Man or woman up, whatever you are and then just be brave? Sto- wo, Hey, WOH, WOH! What the hell was that? Excuse you! Don’t make me scan you. I’ll do it, I’m brave like that. You want me to scan you..? HOWH-I bet u don’t I bet u just shy…… Hurh (Sarcastic Tone) Oh- No! You took a bite! Oh, you almost did something! (Sarcastic Being Hurt Noises) (Still Sarcastic) Ourgh yeah that hurt.

(Fake Moans) I need to repair this thing. Maybe he was hurting me, I have no idea. OH GOD HE IS-OKAY– HE HURTS ME! UUOHKAY! YOU KNOW WHAT I’M GONNA GRIND YOU! (Mumble) Yeesh.. Okay, that guy hurt a lot… Don’t you even frickin dare destroy this thing, IT’S ALL I HAVE! YEEEEEE ITS ALL I HAVE, DON’T HIT ME! Aww come on! Why is someone such a whiny baby?! Man! He’s whining up a storm! Holy shit that guy is grumpy! Ohhhh, he’s up there– Are there two of them? Are they mating!? Is there a mating ritual going on of Sea Dragons of epic proportions that I don’t want to be around for? Uhhh, Alright, pull me in.

Come on! No, that’s, that’s the stupid way to do it. Nah, that’s the outside. I like how you missed the hole there, that was good! Lag’s perfect– yeah that’s it! Hupp! Yeah we made it, okay we’ll call that one a good. Ooohh. Oh. Hang on, wait a second. Alien thermal plant! Oh! I am right by it! Oh, you know, I might as well go over there… Might as well skedaddle and see what that’s all about, because that’s gotta be fun! A whole plant dedicated to thermal! Huh! Can you umm… If you’re gonna be here then I might as well name you! I’m gonna call you… Little… L- Little Larva Larry. Nah, I named a lot of things Larry, I don’t wanna name you Larry too… I’m gonna call you… Little Lar- Little Larva Lester! … After my Favorite Youtuber Phil Lester. So far I’m just skirting around this big spiral– I honestly didn’t know that I was fighting over in that– the big pillars of smoke were the exhaust tubes for the thermal plant.

So what I gotta do is I gotta find the entrance wherever the hell it is. (Mumbling) I don’t even know– I don’t even know how I got these co-ordinates. They were just in my inventory. What do you think, Lester? Huh? Little Larva Lester! Oh, you’re gonna be a plushie soon! Everyone is gonna have this horrible thing that will just suck… All the power out of them… Nah, that’s a bad idea! Nooo, heyy, okayyy… That was a thing that happened. OHH I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF A DRAGON! I didn’t realize that! Ohh, okay, sorry, excuse me. Please do not bat me around… …You can’t hurt me. I’m in my… Oh hey… Okay. Alright, that was weird. Okay so maybe I was on the correct side… Is there something, oooh wait I see something up there! Ahhhhh!!!! HELLO, HELLO, HELLO! My name is Markiplier! … How are you doing? Ahh yes! I will enter this weird… Geologically bizarre place. Okay, Alright then. I wish I could repair my Doodydadder, that’d be awfully nice. But I can’t. And my inventory is full, why is my inventory full? I gotta drop off some shit.

Argh, I keep wasting my time like this… Okay, so we’re gonna go into this bad boy… and then I’m going to do what I need to do, and if I need a key I’m going to be screwed, because I don’t think I have enough diamond for that… OH WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT. There is diamond everywhere here. This is literally the only place where diamond is in excess. Soooo I- I’m gonna make that if I need to make that, but I don’t know if I need to make that yet, so I’m gonna hold off on that until I KNOW I need to make that. Then I’m gonna Mr. Fister in there and hopefully repair him on the way out. LET’S DO THIS!!! Come on!!!! I’m ready for ya. WE’RE ready for it. Whatever’s in here– Whoa ‘kay. Alright, faster than I thought. Okie dokie! Love the decor! Ahhh… This looks horrifying. Oh goody! I hope I die here! Ahhhh [DRAGON ROAR] I see it’s haunted by the screams of the dammed. Woah woah, laggy…

Almost sent me into the abyss! Okay then… Well this is promising! So… I’m in here… but what else is in here? Oh, it just keeps going down… Eughhh OHHH there we go!!! …that looks weird and scary… Eughhh Just like everything else here so I guess it kinda fits… Eughhh I’m just looking for anything that might be titanium which is what i might need if i ever wanna make a base down here OHH MY GOD!!! How did you make this in here? How’dya do this!?! I mean i’m about to build a base down here, so i would like some tips, some pointers would be great! Is there diamond in here? …

Might need that… Yes there is! But i’m gonna ROAST ALIVE, ’cause i didn’t get my thermal suite Alright How do we get into that son-of-a-bitch up there? Whooo I’m flying! Detecting alien materials and a massive local energy mass in the 1,000 megawatt range NO, I’M FALLING D:< 1,000 megawatts sounds like a lot, but I have no point of reference to compare it to so ima assume that it’s not as much as as I produce alright so what do we got? Plooms of Lavaa Precurser architecture Ooh Why are you here? WHOA woah God Damn it DON’T D:< don’t don’t do not DOONN’T NOOOO NOOOOOOO oh nononononono Oh mwa god mwagodmwagodmwagodmwagodmwagod I need to repair this GET UP THERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH GET UP THERE D:< Or down Down’s good too D:< Ya know Whatever gets me away from the son of a bitch that- Put me at one duckin percent Just get me the fuck out of here! D:< (Screams of anguish) PULL ME PULL ME PULL M- (Mr.Fister breaks) OH MY GOOOOD Mark moarning the loss of poor Mr.

Fister Sounds of Mark burning alive Ima just reload my save D: That wasn’t my fault! Sure Mark I was trying to sit on a ledge! So that I could repair I don’t know why- But it would not let me get on a ledge and for some reason, there was no fish around me that blew me up I just blew up! D: Why? I have no god damn idea! Why would I have just blown up?! HE COULD’VE BEEN AN ENGINEER That makes no sense! D:< Why did I just blow up?! I don’t know! Ask the game! (Mark tries to come up with an excuse) Why would I have chosen to blow up?! Blowing up is the opposite of what I wanted to dooo! (mumbles) Alright, fine then Ok, so that went poorly But ima be right back to it Don’t you worry! You don’t go nowhere (Fakes being back) I’m not yet Mumbles OOO I see an enterance Mark noises I’m here! I’ve made it! 😀 Welcome me! ^-^ Ok, I can probably- Mr.Fister being fisted by the fixer Did you guys hear that? Sounded like something horrible! D: HORRIBLE AND HORRIFING! TERRIBLE EVEN! Sounded like bad! D: B for Bad? Like a whole lot of bad Something’s moving around in here and I don’t like it D:< Ok Unintelligible mumbles Ima get in my suit now! Ima get in my suit now and beat the frick out of you if you try to come by me What the friick are youu Cool tunes ok I don’t know what you are but ima try to scan you! D:< Alien drone? HELL YEAH, GET SCANNED Uh huh, ok, alright then Neato Neato Burrito! What do ya got for meh This device does not match any known humon technology Although its design is relatively simple Its only observed behavior has been attacking local liveforms in a radius around the ancient structures Features few moving parts Carries a rechargeable, ion-based power reserve Reliable and energy efficient.

Modeling the age and purpose of the device is difficult Its relative harmlessness is at odds with the advanced technology apparently available to its designers Ok, so Advanced technology needs to be harmful, is that what you’re saying? I think not! D:< Ok, wow well this- this is weird Aha! Ok, so there is something in here that needs to be- Accessed with a- Oh! Yeah, I don’t have a purple artiact But I can get one What the frick is this? Woah! It’s the MotherLOAD! (astonished) What is that?! Hey, Hey wha- OW! OW! MAH A$$ Stop it, hey, stop it, oh, cu- you! (Battle crys) Yeah, you better run D:< Huh, oh, floating on nothing then… (mumbles) Alright so, what I don’t have.. Is the key so I’m going to go get that And get some diamond on the way. So I’ll be right baack cause I need to make this adventure (Rip headphone users) Almost! Something about this place and getting me over the edge of stuff is real hard D:< This is a- this is a complicated area getting me over like, ledges and cresipises and all that Yeah ok, that that that made sense, ok we’ll do it that way if that’s what you wanna do Ok! Soo I don’t know why that’s doing that Alright! So I’m in here! If anybody wants to fight- Gets to answer to Mr.Fister! D:< You wanna fight? I’ll fight you, i’ll fight you, i’ll fight you! WwHAAAA Get rekt 😀 You’re dead That’s what’ll happen to youu That’s what’ll happen to ALL of you! If you even come close to me! >:D Hey, is that that thing that’s supposed to be the power of a nuclear bomb? What happens if I hit it with my with my drill Let me save before I hit it with my drill, but what happens if I hit this with my drill? (The world ends) Huh? Is it gonna be all bull- shploady? I bet it is >:D Oh HELL yeah! Gimmy your ions! Fuc yeah dude! Oh, fuc yeah! 😀 Oh, Hell yeah! This doesn’t seem responsible, ya know! I’m gonna just go ahead and say that- When I approach alien technology with the power of multible You know nuclear explosions Don’t go hitting it with a diamond drill! That’s probably rule number one Well I don’t know, what do I know, I’m just a dumb humon! These Precursors, they probably accounted fer Barbaric other species (you mean you, mark?) smacking away at their energy sources I mean, it’s so weird Cause the accounted for this Like, the developers anyway, they accounted for, uh Yaven coming here with a fricken Drill! But uh, now I got this! And hopefully- hopefully this means I’ll be able to get- um Get the WAAAAAA, you are KIDDING MEE I hate youu (aww D:) I hate all of youu! D’: I hate youu How could you do this to me? (I’m sorry D’:) How could you do this to mee? I made my misitakes! Whoops, I got nowhere to run apparently Welp! I fell down, went boom Uh, speed runners, take note of this for anyone trying to speedrun Well, that looks cool, good thing I saw that before I was supposed to You know, get there That’s- that’s a good, you know I’m gonna just just wander around Mark noises You know what this stuff reminds me of? Creepers Like, look at the skin pattern, with the pixels, the squares in there the subtle green shifting the explosive potential of power Kinda creeperesk Got a litte bit of creeper going on in there Mark sounds Ok, did I blow it all up? Good, ok, alright Give, give, give give give Give give give.

And then don’t send me off into the abyss, I don’t even know how you did that Ok So now that I got that I can actually maneuver my way into here Hob ba da boop boop (Sings) Get in there, let me in I’m hoping that maybe the- the Unless, I’ve gotten it already, but I don’t think I’ve gotten it the design for the- um Bwa- whoa Blue? Blue artfact? Blu- Oh it’s big! 😀 Ancient alien artifact, glows blue Wow, thanks for telling me more about that- that seems really cool that you went to all the trouble of writing that in intense detail about it Thank you! I feel learned did I feel like my brain has expanded in compasity Numerous times 😀 Oh, wait, is this a gate? Wade a minute, wade a minute, wade a minute, is this a gatey gate? 😀 Is this a gaaa- how do I turn it on, where does it go to? Ah If this leads to the surface, it is- A god send It is amazing- I am almost stuck again D:< But, if this is a gate And it does lead to somewhere on the surface, I’m going to be so happy I don’t see a way to turn it on here So maybe there is a way turn it on somewhere else Yeah I don’t see anything that I can place ok So, I’m going to come back to this, but that’s that’s actually good And I’m going to save again because I don’t want to save and have everything expload again! 😀 ok So, that’s- that’s good to know.

There’s another way to go down there but I’m gonna go this way first Just to check it all out Oh, ok. this is just another side entrance, ok Good to know, good to know, good to know. Good to know! Not that I need to know right now, but that’s good to know Hipody hop down the candy shop! Alright, what do we got here? Does anything need a blue artifact key down here? So I’m thinking Just judging by what- uh uh, moonshine said I don’t think this is the containment plant, I think this is only this- this whole purpose of this particular (Mark makes a discovery) I needed two! I needed two! I called that! I didn’t know that I called it 😀 Hell to the yeah! I’ll take that, why not Alright! (Voice breaks) Cool! (Amazed) I got it! But uh, I’m beginning to think that their might be another one- uh Somewhere far off Ugh, I apologize, I’m feeling sick, getting uh- getting energized like this Ooooo Oo, ok, alright, I’ll read This This system converts thermal energy to electric current at 90% efficiency Some of this energy is chemically stored on sight While unknown mechanisms appear to be transferring most of it to remote locations somewhere else on the planet 30% percent stored on sight for emergency use 30% Ground-to-air quarantine enforcement platform 22% primary containment facility 11% disease research facility 7% self-warping quarantine units ah This system appears to be fully automated and given current understanding of the mechanisms involved uninterruptable interesting! So this is providing power to the warpers uh remotely I don’t know how it does that Obviously, this a game world, so you know It does it through game logic but Just through sheer technology alone like That’s a really fascinating utilization of wireless power which is a concept that does exist uh, But only in limited circumstances like uh, it is kinda fascinating Oo, maybe it’s gonna tell me how Oo- ok I’ll read this, sure This geological data was recorded from the volcanic rock that was excavated to construct this facility It was possible to extrapolate a number of key trends Genetic Divergence The aliens recorded data on indigenous organic remains originating between 10,000 and 1,000 years ago The lifeforms on record feature an unusually low overlap with those encountered so far on 4546B So there are very few species from 1,000 years ago that even exist today.

Very few. Extinction Event Soil samples from 1,000 years ago contain 300% higher concentrations organic remains than the soil average Data supports a mass extinction event killing off a majority of species and forcing rapid adaptation amongst many of the survivors. Cause is unknown. Plausible theories include Fluctuating environmental conditions, Disease, meteor impact, Outside interference So the outside interference would have been the precursers but it also could have been the carar because they were reasearching the carar disease like what was it? 1,000 years ago, and then 1,000 years ago there was an extinction event So then the majority of the species died But for there to be any life now , even if it’s very different from the life that exists then it would’ve had to been resistant to the disease So why is it starting to affect everything now is the question did I have something to do with that? Or maybe they contained it And then I accidently, oopsy boopsy, unleashed it which would be- expected of me, I’m a doof 😀 Oh! Thanks for the lighted- lighted hallways! I wouldn’t have know where to go ^-^ Ooo, this looks important! Alien ion crystal data! There we go, is that gonna be the stuff I need? This alien- This alien data reveals some of the mechanisms by which the designers were able to contain and harness such vast amounts of energy within the ion crystals discovered around their facilities Improved battery and power cell blueprints which take advantage of this information are now available for fabrication HEYYY There we go! 😀 I have the stuff now! Cool! So now I can make these- new power cells And new ion batteries And then those are gonna be much more efficient in all the devices So, you guys have been telling me that I can make these things I haven’t been able to make these things because I never got them from here ahh but that’s cool ok So I’m all out of time for this episode.

I think I reached the bottom of this except for that one other area trying to get that gate unlocked But I’ll figure that out in the next episode and in the next episode as well I’ll be building a base down here I don’t know how many trips I’m gonna need to go back up to get enough titanium to do that hopefully just one and then load up my entire cyclops but I’m gonna do that because I’m going to fight D:< that son of a bitch known as the sea dragon don’t know if it’s possible to kill it, but ima gonna fight it and I’m gonna try to kill it So how about that (Outro) Buh Bye! 😀 *rad outro music plays* Goodnight everyone! ^-^

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