I BETRAY The SPY NINJAS and SNEAK INTO The SAFE HOUSE! Project Zorgo Challenge In Real Life Vlog

– Hi Spy… Project Zorgo Members. I just want to let you know that I’m about to get promoted into a higher level of Project Zorgo. I did pay $10,000 to get to the higher level and this is what they gave me. This box here. Whoa! It’s a safe! It says Project Zorgo on it. Inside this safe is a key to get to the top of the black pyramid. Once I get there, I’m going to be one of the most powerful Project Zorgo members. Project Zorgo’s making me finish 3 challenges before they give me key to the safe. The first challenge that Project Zorgo gave me is that I have to go to the Spy Ninja safe house and take things from them. (door creaking) (door slam) – Hey did you see this? Look what I found on the street. They’re looking for a new Spy Ninja to replace you. – Wait, what? They’re already replacing me with another Spy Ninja? – What do you care? You don’t need to be with those losers anyway. You left them, remember? – I mean, it’s going to be hard for us PZ members if they have more Spy Ninjas. – Hey, why don’t we call this number and play a prank on them? Hello, Spy Ninjas? Why did the chicken cross the road? To take down the Spy Ninjas! Ah ha ha ha. – That was really funny PZ member … so funny. – I thought so. All right enough of this, it’s time for your first challenge. You need to go into the safe house. You gotta get the stun stars from Chad, the lie detector from Daniel, and place security cameras all over the safe house so Project Zorgo can always be watching the safe house. – Got it, got it! – Well get out of here, go! – Before I start the mission, I’m going to give this number a call right here and see what the Spy Ninjas are up to without me. That’s me! They block out my face! This could be you? No one can replace me. I’m going to leave them a voicemail now. Hey, my name is John. My skills are sleeping in late, I like to lie down and eat a lot, and I like to sleep. Can’t tie my shoes, I trip a lot. Oh, that kind of sounds like Regina. I can’t work computers really well. Okay call me back, bye. Let’s make our way to the safe house, guys. All right guys, I’m back at the safe house. My old door, welcome home! My former home. It’s kind of bittersweet being back here. Luckily, I have a key. Wait, this doesn’t fit? What the heck? My key doesn’t fit anymore! Did they really change the lock? I’m one of the original Spy Ninjas. I can’t believe they moved on already. It’s only been like a week. It really is over, isn’t it? But you know what? I’m still a spy and a good spy knows how to pick locks. Here’s my lock picking kit. I got in! I’m in you guys, I don’t see Daniel, Chad or Regina right now. I gotta go set up my … (dropping sound) No one heard me. They must be sleeping. In the day, though. Okay, I got to go set up my first camera. I see there’s still dirty dishes in the sink. Regina, Daniel and Chad, they don’t know how to do anything. See this plant is almost dying. No one’s been watering it. (footsteps) They’re here! I’m going to hide in this cupboard. – Guys, we need to talk about tomorrow. It’s Spy Ninja tryouts. – Did they say Spy Ninja tryouts? They’ve already found some candidates to replace me? – We’ve got three candidates coming. They left voicemails and a phone number. – We know who they are now? – Yes, I know who they are. We’ve gotta have some good challenges for them to really test them out. – Yeah we can probably do like a lie detector thing. – We gotta test their ninja moves. – And maybe we’ll do like a tiny Spy Ninja challenge. – Yeah. – Yeah. ’cause they’re replacing Vy, we need a new tiny Spy Ninja. – They’re going to have them do challenges? Whoever they found, I just know they’re not going to pass it. They can’t replace me! I’m irreplaceable. Look at all of them. Chad’s backpack is wide open. Regina, her shoes are untied. And Daniel, his shirt’s clearly dirty. – Have any of you guys seen my CWC wristband? – Uh…no, you need it? – I would like it but I’ll look for it. – Let’s just all get ready for Spy Ninja training tomorrow everyone do their thing. – Let’s do it! – I’ll look for my wristband. – Chad’s coming this way. – All right, my wristband. – He’s looking for his wristband? It must be the CWC wristband that’s in the Spy Ninja Essential Kits. He’s always misplacing things. He can’t find anything without me. – Hey Vy, where’s my … Oh nevermind. She always knows where I put my stuff. – I think he’s getting closer. I hope he doesn’t open this one. It’s gonna be kind of awkward. (dramatic music) – No, no, no, no … No, no, no, no Wait, I don’t hear him anymore. Maybe Chad left? His backpack’s open. That’s where he keeps his Stun Stars. That’s what I need to get. I think the coast is clear. I’m able to get the Stun Stars out of Chad’s pocket, I think I need to climb up into the vents I’m going to get to higher grounds, look down, and get a string, reel it up. I need to get to the vents inside of the laundry room. (gasp) I think that’s Daniel. – Is this a door? Oh … – He’s doing his laundry. I don’t think he knows how to do it because I always do his laundry for him. – Take this off. Ummmm. – Did I just see him put his white lie detector shirt mixed in with all the colors? I told him, you need to separate the colors from the whites. – Hello? Hello! Regina! Regina! I need help! – I don’t know if she’s going to know. I did her laundry also. – What, Daniel? I don’t know how to turn the washing machine on. Aw, this is the dishwasher. – No, Daniel, this is the washing machine. I think you just need to put it on, press this button, and then that button. – You’re messing up! It didn’t! Nothing happened, Regina. – I don’t know, I’ve never done the laundry. – I know, Vy always used to do it. I feel like a complete dweeb. – Well, I don’t know, I don’t know how to help you. – You’re going to have to help eventually. I don’t know, I just don’t know. – They’re leaving, I got to go get to the vents. Wait, this is my Spy Ninja backpack. I’m going to take my Spy Ninja backpack with me. It’s the shirt that Daniel always wears when he uses the lie detector test. Project Zorgo wanted the whole entire kit so I gotta take this with me. He left his phone in the washer! How’d Daniel miss this start button right here? I’m just going to help him out and start the load for him. Okay, got to put this down. The vents are up here. 3 … 2 … 1 … (screams) Back to these vents again. I gotta get those stun stars. Oh he’s not in this room. Wait, there’s Chad. Oh he’s practicing his ninja moves. He’s definitely the best ninja out of the group but not very good at closing things because his backpack is still open. – This used to be Vy’s. – The extendable will staff, that’s mine! Maybe he misses me! – She’d go hi-yah! – I’m going to lower this down. – Like that, I see. Little bit of this! Little bit of that! Little bit of hey Project Zorgo! Whack! – To the left a little bit… – Whack! Whack! – He needs to stop practicing his ninja moves. Yes, yes, good thing. The ninja stars are magnetic, so my magnetic end is going to attach the ninja stars. So I just need to be really precise about this. (dramatic music) Lift this baby up. Yes, got it! (ninja fighting sounds) All right guys, got the ninja stars. Mission is complete. Let’s get out of the vents. Let’s get out of here quietly and safely. – Hey Mister Bear, time to get your leg back together. Time to do surgery on you, Mister Bear. We’re going to be okay with Vy’s sewing kit. We’re going to get you back to life, bud. – She’s trying to sew Mister Bear back with my sewing kit. I left it for her so she can work on Mister Bear. – There’s nothing … ow! I don’t know really what to do with it. – But it doesn’t really seem like she knows how to do it. – Tomato? Why does she need a tomato? I don’t get it! – She thought it was a tomato! It’s actually a push pin, you know you can put your needles in it. – Maybe I’ll just do something with the needle. Just poke a hole or something? It’s working, it’s working! – (groan) that’s not how sewing works. You need some thread, not just needles. I mean, I sewed back his head last time and now he’s missing a leg. Mister Bear’s been through some battles. While Regina’s doing that, look where I’m at. It’s her secret room. The room that nobody knows how to get in. And nobody’s still asking her. I don’t know why they wouldn’t let me keep my secret alone. I’m gonna try and find out what’s in her secret room. – Get out of my stuff! – Oh my gosh! What was that? – Who’s over here? Hello? Chad? Daniel? I know one of you guys tried to get into my secret room. Hello? – Mister Bear, you poor thing. You’re still injured. Regina hasn’t taken care of you. I’ll take care of you Mister Bear. All right guys, I still need to set up this last camera here at the safe house. I gotta find a good place to do it. (camera drops) Luckily, no one’s in here right now. I’m in the bathroom. I’m going to place this up on top of the doorway in the bathroom looking outside of course not in the bathroom, gross. While I’m in the bathroom, I know where Chad usually puts his little wristband. Yeah, here it is. Wait, shh… I hear someone. It’s Daniel. He’s by the laptop. I can’t tell if he has his lie detecting kit with him or not I gotta get a little closer here. – Hey Spy Ninjas, it’s me Daniel, I am trying to upgrade my lie detector. Just in case I have to put the newest Spy Ninja member through a lie detector test, I want to make sure it’s working better than ever before. It’s that the lie detector? That’s what I need to get from him. He’s wearing it in his hand right now. That’s going to be really difficult to get it off of him. – You know what, I have an interesting idea here. In fact, maybe it’s an amazing idea. I think I can get the lie detector to predict the future. Watch this, you ready? – Did he say he’s turning his lie detector into a fortune teller? That’s impossible! That’s ridiculous, Daniel! You can’t do that! – I am going to have $5 million dollars one day. False? Must not be working. Let’s try another question. – Five million dollars? I hope you get that one day Daniel, just work hard, keep uploading YouTube videos, I think you’ll get there. – One day, I’m going to be the strongest boy in all of Las Vegas. – Oh geez, he’s asking another question? He’s probably going to have like a laundry list of questions. Gotta come up with a plan here. What does he like? Oh, I know … Fortnite. I still have Daniel’s phone. He left it in the washing machine. So I’m going to request to play a game with him. Request sent. – Let’s see what the lie detector said. (beep) Oh, what’s this? Multiplayer request for Fortnite. Someone wants to play with me on Fortnite. I guess I can hold off on this for now. I’m always down for a Fortnite battle. Let’s accept request. I’ll resume lie detector test later. Fortnite battle royale, no problem. – Ready? Okay, where’s Daniel. There he is, I’m going to take him down. Yes! It was so easy you guys! – I didn’t say I was ready yet! Ugh! I practice every day and I’m still not good. – He’s rage quitting right now. Look at him pouting around. – You know, I’m just too good in real life in battle royale. That’s why I didn’t do good in Fortnite battle royale. (buzzer) The washing machine is on? The dryer’s on too. What? – He’s leaving, he’s leaving. Okay this is my chance. I gotta go get that lie detector. Gonna take the whole laptop with me here. Okay, I’m going to give Daniel his phone back, I don’t need it. I have everything I need now. So it’s time to leave quietly and sneakily out of here. – Ohhhh … what? – Daniel. – It’s clean. Someone did the laundry for me. Chad! Hey Chad, Regina! Regina, did you? Look … it smells amazing! The laundry started working all of a sudden. Did you do it? – I didn’t do it, I wouldn’t do the laundry. Wait, wait! I just remembered something. Did you do this? – What? – Stay there! (door slams) Did you sew Mister Bear’s leg back? I mean, you didn’t do a great job but it’s back, it’s attached! – What the heck? I didn’t sew his leg back. – I didn’t do any of this. Maybe Chad did it? – Chad! – Chad! – Yeah! – Did you do the laundry? – No, I didn’t do the laundry. – Did you sew Mister Bear’s leg back? – No, it wasn’t me. Well speaking of finding things, did you find my wristband? Cause someone put it up there, and it wasn’t there before. – No I didn’t do that. – Nope, me neither. – That’s odd. Prepare for the Spy Ninja test. – Yes, I’ll get on it. – Everyone’s gone. I think I have everything I need. So it’s time to exit. Goodbye safe house. Goodbye Spy Ninja’s, it’s been real. I’m back at the basement in headquarters. I have everything they wanted. I’m ready to present it. Here! Everything you need is in that backpack. – Everything’s in there. – Yes. – Let’s check this out. PZ700, congratulations! You have completed a first challenge. For your second challenge. Go down the hall, take a right, and then your second left, go into the elevator, and go all the way up to the top. There you will reach, the next highest level of Project Zorgo. Okay, all right, I’ll do it. Guys here is the elevator right here. I hope Project Zorgo is not lying to me and this elevator is actually going to take me to the top of the black pyramid. (ding) It’s opening! It’s open! (ding) The elevator, it’s just going up! It’s going up! It’s actually going up! Oh my gosh, I can’t believe it! We’re going to the top you guys! – Vy Qwaint, are you ready for your next challenge? Your 72 hours stuck in an elevator starts now. – What? I’m here by myself? .

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After Having Knee Surgery, This Girl Had The Most Hilarious Conversation With Her Mom

Going under the knife can be stressful for a lot of reasons.

In this day and age, though, one of those reasons happens to be the effects of anesthesia. Thanks to smartphones and digital cameras, some particularly embarrassing moments can be caught on film (and then shared on social media). In a cruel twist of fate, young people (those more likely to be embarrassed over such an event) happen to be more reactive to anesthesia. So, it’s a perfect storm of hilarity.

One Twitter user, Julia Sherman, was waking up from being put under for knee surgery…and the conversation she had with her mom is hilarious.

Balls were on her mind (and I’m rolling on the floor laughing):

And to think, this was Julia before the drugs took over.

At least she was a good sport and shared the video for Internet to enjoy. Thanks, Balls Girl!

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/anesthesia-daughter-conversation/

Trains Screaming Like Humans Are Somehow The Funniest And Most Horrifying Thing Ever

There are some things on the Internet that are best left unexplained. To ask why YouTuber theseheavenlybodies would insert panicked voices over several speeding trains would only lead one down a rabbit hole of more unanswerable questions…spiraling into insanity. All you need to know is that it looks like the trains are screaming, and it’s simultaneously hilarious and frightening.

I can’t deny that I’ve watched this video at least 15 times now, and each time I get more confused. The best thing to do is to embrace the chaos. One YouTube commenter described it as “Thomas and friends on mushrooms.” Seems about right.

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/screaming-trains/

Howling Husky Throws Adorable Temper Tantrum When Told To Get Out Of The Bath

Normally, dogs sprint for the door when they hear the word “walk,” super excited to go outside for a bit. But not Zeus. He’s much happier when he hears the word “bath.”

According to his owner, the stubborn husky loves nothing more than to take baths and play in the water. Often, he even lies in the tub and begs for the water to be turned on. On this occasion, Zeus’ mom made it quite clear to him that it wasn’t bath time and that they were going out for a walk. That’s when the pup threw a full-blown toddler-style temper tantrum, full of whimpers and howls.

It’s okay, Zeus, I feel your pain. Maybe if you make sure to get extra dirty during your walk you’ll get that bath!

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/husky-bathtub/

HuffPo moves Donald Trump protection ‘back’ to development section

Back in July, the Huffington Post devoted its website to a photo of Donald Trump plus the headline, “You’re Fired! From Our Political Reporting.” What followed had been “An crucial Note On Our Coverage Of Donald Trump’s ‘Campaign.’”

In a nutshell, the editorial board associated with Huffington article declared Trump a “sideshow” and revealed that any future protection of Trump is found under HuffPo’s entertainment area. HuffPo’s adherence to its very own rule ended up being spotty at best, but this evening, the Huffington Post features another essential announcement:

HuffPo, smelling blood in liquid as Trump launched a “total and complete shutdown of Muslims entering the US,” just couldn’t wait any further. Arianna Huffington herself declaredin a lengthy article that, to any extent further,the Huffington Post will“not only be since the ways Trump’s campaign is unique in recent United states politics, but in addition the devastating impact it continues to have on their fellow candidates in addition to national conversation.” Or it might just protect the headlines as news. Or perhaps not bother anyway.

One thing tells us your whole “covering Trump under our enjoyment section” smackdown didn’t sting that can match it was meant to.

Read even more: http://twitchy.com/2015/12/07/huffington-post-moves-donald-trump-coverage-back-to-news-section-readers-unmoved/

This Child Is Literally Me Whenever I Wake Up In The Morning

“I need my goggles! I would like my goggles!”

i will seriously recognize with this particular young boy who can’t find their goggles. Every morning, I misplace my car keys, wallet, or phone, and then believe it is within the last few place I look — precisely where we left it. I have even gone as far as to pull-over privately of this road to search for a missing belonging that has been right beside me personally the complete time.

View as this adorable young boy looks desperately for his goggles. Despite a fun-filled day at the water park, he certainly has actually an instance regarding the Mondays!

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Read More: Watch This YouTube Prankster Utilize Magic To Trick His Sweet Grandmother

He’s never ever going to stay this minute down! Great job recording it on digital camera, mother. You will end up laughing about this for a long period ahead.

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/kid-goggles/

These Babies Were Hilariously Hairy When They Were Born

When you think of babies, you probably picture a little guy or gal with a nice bald head, maybe some peach fuzz. But did you know that some babies are born with full heads of hair? You need to see these ridiculously hairy babies. They’re so adorable…but their ‘dos might also make you jealous.

No product needed.

This baby has Brooklyn hipsters beat.

He may only be two months old, but his blowout is on point.

This lil’ guy is WORKIN’ it!

“Big hair, don’t care.”

I think he’s surprised his little bro has better hair than him.

She’s pretty proud of her ‘do.

She knows the camera loves her…

Okay, someone get this baby an agent…stat!

“I woke up like this.”

Hair game: strong.

“When it comes to my hair, it’s serious business.”

Lincoln loves feeling the wind in his hair.

She slays.

“No photos, please.”

His hair is super freaky.

I wish my bed head looked this good.

He’s a natural.

Look at that pompadour.

That’s one full head of hair.

She knows you’re jealous of her hair…and it’s okay.

(via Bored Panda)

I’m sure there are a lot of bald men that are jealous of these amazing heads of hair. Actually, I’m sure there are men and women with thick, beautiful locks that are envious of these cuties, too!

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/hairy-baby/

You’ll Think Twice Before You Put These Foods In Your Mouth Again

If you’ve ever watched the Food Network, you know that presentation is key. As those painfully wealthy chefs say, “We eat with our eyes first.”

And that’s why this list of well-loved delicacies is a little bit confusing. We don’t think twice about chowing down on scallops, passionfruit, and chili dogs, but perhaps if we spent more time looking at them before stuffing our faces, we’d be a little more critical.

1. Blue crab

Nothing like digging into a pile of legs that appear to have been pulled from a giant, alien-faced insect!

2. Rambutan

It looks awful before you crack it open, and even worse after.

3. Scallops

Scallops look much less terrible by the time they make it to our plates.

4. Passionfruit

Passionfruit is delicious. It’s just a shame that it has to look like lumpy mucus.

5. Squid

Slimy, limp, and full of tentacles, raw squid is truly a sight to behold.

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6. Truffles

As it turns out, one of the most expensive food items on Earth also looks like a turd.

7. Geoduck

Why did anyone think of eating these in the first place?

8. Ginger

One of the most beloved spices around the world also happens to look like a cross between a craggy tree and dog poop.

9. Lobster

Most people wouldn’t eat scorpions, but for some reason, none of us have any qualms with eating these.

10. Guacamole

Guac is yummy, good for you, and also looks like boogers.

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11. Oysters

The first person to suck one of these down was probably a little screwed up.

12. Noni

If you turned strawberries green and then replaced their seeds with tiny eyeballs, you’d get the wonderfully creepy noni.

13. Mussels

There’s a ton of seafood on this list. I’m sensing a pattern.

14. Chili dogs

Yeah, now that I look at one of these again, I think I’m going to lay off the chili dogs from now on.

15. Shrimp

This shrimp looks like something you’d smash and pick up with a tissue if you saw it in your house.

16. Figs

I feel like this is what you’d see if you did a cross-section of someone’s liver.

17. Octopus

Nothing says “I’m delicious” quite like being slimy and bulbous.

(via The Huffington Post)

Honestly, I haven’t tried a lot of these foods solely based on how they look. Can you really blame me? These things are nasty!

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/ugly-food/

This Corgi Is All Of Us When We’re Trying So Hard…But Just. Can’t. Make It.

I like to pretend that I know what I’m doing 99.9 percent of the time, but behind the scenes, I’m a total hot mess.

Don’t get me wrong, I always try my best and approach things with a positive mindset, but sometimes reality sets in and I fall flat on my face. What can I say? I’m human. We’re only midway through the week and although I can see rest and relaxation at the end of the tunnel, the struggle is REAL, my friends.

Let me be the first to admit that I can relate to this corgi pup on a spiritual level.

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Feel the same way? No need to throw a temper tantrum. You’ve got this!

Run like your life depends on it. There are only two more days ’til the weekend.

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/midweek-struggles/

These 24 Animals Would Have Been Voted Most Photogenic At My High School

Picture day only comes once every school year, but the results can haunt you for the rest of your adult life.

My best friend and I spent the other night looking through old yearbooks and began mocking just how un-photogenic we were. Despite prepping days in advance, picking out the right outfit and posing in front of the mirror, without fail, when it came time to say cheese, something went wrong.

Wearing glasses in high school always meant that my photos came with the added bonus of a reflective glare. But not everyone can be so lucky to be remembered as the squinting guy that looks like the sun’s in his eyes. In fact, most people are quite a bit more photogenic than they think. Even their pets can pull off better school photos than I can.

With that said, here are 24 animals that would have surely been voted most photogenic in my high school’s yearbook.

1. Every freshman during their first school photo of high school — bright-eyed and fresh-faced.

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2. His mother threatened him for a good school photo, after he wasted his other eight lives.

3. Picture day means sporting your hottest outfit.

4. “I just pulled an all-nighter, so if you could hurry this up, that would be great.”

5. This dignified pooch practiced his poses in the mirror before stepping in front of the camera.

6. *Please don’t go cross-eyed, please don’t go cross-eyed.*

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7. She had a hard time deciding which dress would make her eyes pop.

8. #2COOL4SCHOOL

9. “They said to dress nice, but this is all I had.”

10. “CHEESE!”

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11. The mid-sneeze photo is the worst.

12. Someone’s having a bad hair day.

13. That head-tilt, though.

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14. “I can’t believe my mom made me dress up for this!”

15. This hippie pup made sure to accessorize for her school photos.

16. “Can I take this stupid thing off yet?”

17. “I’ll pose for this picture, right after I finish finding that bone I buried.”

18. “I’m ready for my close-up.”

19. She spent all that time perfecting her hair, only to blink when the flash went off!

20. Is this a school photo, or the movie poster for a “Dances with Wolves” remake?

21. This brings a whole new meaning to teacher’s pet.

22. Straight up cheezin’!

23. This kitty’s perfected the smize.

24. This pup brought some serious swag to his school photos.

Since high school, I’ve stepped up my selfie game a bit, but after looking at these photogenic animals, I think my posing could use some work.

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/animal-school-photos/