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One of the funnier parody accounts on Twitter is “Florida Man” and its collection of tweets highlighting odd stories that involve people form Florida.For example:
And:
Which brings us to John Podesta who calledMarco Rubio a “Florida man” in response to a comment Rubio made about Hillary Clinton’s energy policies:
Here’s the tweet Podesta linked to:
Nice try with the mocking, John, but no. Florida’s eroding coastline is“just normal.” That’s what ocean waves and storms do to beaches! Coastlines will always change, so stop denying the science:
Now, we fully expect Podesta’s answer to be that global warming makesthe erosion worse. Well, that’s not true either. The problem in Florida with beach erosion — with or without global warming — is that there’s too much development too close to the beach. Here’s a good article from the AP on the battle in Florida between environmentalists and business/home owners:
“These beaches have been here for thousands of years and nobody renourished them. They just naturally kept themselves wide and beautiful,” said Christian Wagley, an environmentalist who lives on the Florida Panhandle. “The problem comes when we come and draw that line in the sand and put that building there that won’t move, next to a beach that has to move in order to survive and be healthy.”
And:
“They want to subsidize the risks of some of the riskiest development in the state of Florida. We believe that what is happening on St. Joseph Peninsula is perpetually subsidized beach replenishment. It’s the poster child of failed coastal management policy in Florida,” Appleson said.
Exactly.A healthy coastline is one that’s allowed to ebb and flow and to suggest otherwise is just wrong.
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Still, that experience did little to brace us for Wednesday’s shock announcement: the Science Envoy to the Department of State was resigning as well in response to President Trump’s remarks following a white supremacist rally in Charlottesville, Va.
Oh, the professor at Berkeley opposes Trump? Carry on, brave soldier. https://t.co/GtN3tZ04J2— Carl Gustav (@CaptYonah) August 23, 2017
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Oh no, a Bill Clinton holdover from Berkeley is resigning. How will we ever recover? https://t.co/ra4Oupvm6G— John Cardillo (@johncardillo) August 23, 2017
We didn’t know there was a science envoy to the State Department either, but one thing we’ve learned is he likes to write long letters with super-secret messages that pretty much everyone spotted immediately.
Mr. President, I am resigning as Science Envoy. Your response to Charlottesville enables racism, sexism, & harms our country and planet. pic.twitter.com/eWzDc5Yw6t— Daniel M Kammen (@dan_kammen) August 23, 2017
The first letters of each paragraph, when combined, spell IMPEACH https://t.co/rMvm33w4sx— Sarah Kendzior (@sarahkendzior) August 23, 2017
Top science adviser to Trump resigns, the first letter of each paragraph contains the message: 'IMPEACH' https://t.co/MvaDoAJMTW— Alfons López Tena (@alfonslopeztena) August 23, 2017
💥 Kapow! 💥
(see the first letter in each paragraph for added effect) https://t.co/0lJdhBDCI0— IM🍑HIM (@ziyatong) August 23, 2017
guess we're doing this now. first letter of each paragraph spells "IMPEACH." https://t.co/kBcNbGqZRB— David Wright (@DavidWright_CNN) August 23, 2017
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Still, he and Dr. Michael Mann took time to explain that this is somehow part of a climate crisis (notice they changed it from climate change):
It’s bitter cold in parts of the US, but climate scientist Dr. Michael Mann explains that’s exactly what we should expect from the climate crisis. https://t.co/6UfJ9Xxpq6— Al Gore (@algore) January 4, 2018
Go to this site, read about how it’s winter but it’s like some super killer winter and then …
Let me guess: we should DONATE to some website, correct? https://t.co/0PLizZuURE— James Woods (@RealJamesWoods) January 6, 2018
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Cry him a river.
Yesterday, @BarackObama’s OFA toadies tweeted out this ridiculousness:
http://twitter.com/#!/BarackObama/status/340120690940313600But, well, this is President Stompy-Foot we’re dealing with. No way does his impatience stop at climate change denial; there’s so much more! Fortunately, conservative tweeters are givers, and they’re kind enough to list some of the many, many things that get on Obama’s nerves:
http://twitter.com/#!/gigg423/status/340488888831324163 http://twitter.com/#!/CandiLissa/status/340495463377670145 http://twitter.com/#!/CounterMoonbat/status/340492061398671360 http://twitter.com/#!/crebble/status/340499850862936064 http://twitter.com/#!/notyourkimmy/status/340496610901504001 http://twitter.com/#!/swole_patrol57/status/340499897600049152 http://twitter.com/#!/Imaumbn/status/340499198766116864 http://twitter.com/#!/1AlrightGuy/status/340498957786570752 http://twitter.com/#!/0ryuge/status/340498858159263745 http://twitter.com/#!/CandiLissa/status/340498457246711810 http://twitter.com/#!/GregWorzel/status/340495980145278980 http://twitter.com/#!/Shaughn_A/status/340492037965107200That’s for sure.
Even Texas Rep. Steve Stockman got in on the action:
http://twitter.com/#!/SteveWorks4You/status/340495093897232386 http://twitter.com/#!/SteveWorks4You/status/340495157025722370 http://twitter.com/#!/SteveWorks4You/status/340495182023766016Or any amendment, really:
http://twitter.com/#!/Shaughn_A/status/340491950081863681Any chance the Man of the People would be interested to know what we don’t have patience for?
http://twitter.com/#!/yeahimnoel/status/340495762565783552Damn straight.