‘I wanna scalp her’: Palin haters fall for fake quotes, hurl nastygrams

http://twitter.com/#!/de_ana/status/403948498313154560

New tone! Also, Sarah Palin said what now?

http://twitter.com/#!/dunnclan/status/403781131348086784

https://twitter.com/wkfung108/status/403897514547359744

That’s right. It’s not The Onion. It’s the Free Wood Post, another satire site that’s fooled many a liberal with its spoofs of conservative politicians. Here’s a snippet of the over-the-top, screamingly obvious Thanksgiving satire:

Palin sat dumbfounded unaware of any controversy. The host went on to fill her in on the fact that many Native American tribes do not celebrate the holiday. In fact, it is a day of mourning for them. And those that do celebrate the day do so because it is a reminder that they survived mass murder, forced relocation, the theft of their land and many other injustices.

Palin’s response was astounding, “Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.”

http://twitter.com/#!/nikkisantos6/status/403926884213211136

No, doll. You are. The header on the Free Wood Post announces, “News that’s almost reliable.” And then there’s the disclaimer:

https://twitter.com/GerryDawes/status/403980883574525952

Snopes has also rated this one “false.”

http://twitter.com/#!/snopes/status/405053400770826240

But try convincing the lefty tolerance brigade that Palin said no such thing. Facts — and civility — ain’t easy when you’re frothing at the mouth.

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http://twitter.com/#!/martymagpie/status/404085730663620610 http://twitter.com/#!/Roger_Pena54/status/403810471779643392 http://twitter.com/#!/anjunatayy/status/404153514265284609 http://twitter.com/#!/Danielvegan1/status/404348305934532608 http://twitter.com/#!/black_cat46/status/405112206079311872

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Tell us again that the War on Women comes from the Right.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/11/27/i-wanna-scalp-her-palin-haters-fall-for-obviously-fake-indian-quotes-hurl-nastygrams/

Daily Routine in Cosmetic Dermatology

​The series “Clinical Approaches and Procedures in Cosmetic Dermatology” intends to be a practical guide in Cosmetic Dermatology. Procedures in cosmetic dermatology are very popular and useful in medicine, indicated to complement topical and oral treatments not only for photodamaged skin but also for other dermatosis such as acne, rosacea, scars, etc. Also, full-face treatments using peelings, lasers, fillers and toxins are increasingly being used, successfully substituting or postponing the need for plastic surgeries. Altogether, these techniques not only provide immediate results but also help patients to sustain long-term benefits, both preventing/treating dermatological diseases and maintaining a healthy and youthful skin. Throughout this series, different treatments in Cosmetic Dermatology will be discussed in detail covering the use of many pharmacological groups of cosmeceuticals, the new advances in nutraceuticals and emerging technologies and procedures. This volume, entitled “Daily Routine in Cosmetic Dermatology” will be an important tool for aesthetic doctors, practicing dermatologists, plastic surgeons, and all other physicians interested in the field of aesthetic medicine. It discloses in detail the semiology and general treatments in cosmetic dermatology, providing the state-of-the-art regarding patients’ evaluation, photoprotection, nutraceuticals and cosmeceuticals and special prescriptions. Also check the other volumes: Volume II – Chemical and Physical Peelings Volume III – Lasers, Lights and Other Technologies Volume IV – Botulinum Toxins, Fillers and Related Substances

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Stamos finally provides some post-Geraldo selfie photo-healing [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/JohnStamos/status/359521914194104320

Finally, the healing can begin. As Twitchy reported, there is a cure for Post-traumatic Geraldo selfie syndrome.

http://twitter.com/#!/ExPoleDancer/status/359004779348889600 http://twitter.com/#!/Kelly_Rose99/status/358995307809349633

While we were all anxiously waiting for Rob Lowe, Dean Cain or John Stamos to post a selfie, Eric Bolling and Dana Perino provided a photographic palate cleanser.

Now, Stamos has answered our call!

http://twitter.com/#!/JohnStamos/status/359292962699612161

The Stamos-as-cop photo is a hit.

http://twitter.com/#!/thesurfreport/status/359524279798341634

Amen. Keep the photos coming, Mr. Stamos. For America.

Related:

Full Twitchy coverage of John Stamos

More Fox News #Geraldoing? James Rosen and Mike Tobin make hilarious semi-nude selfie promises

Leave Geraldo alone! How dare you flash nearly-naked selfie he publicly posted?

‘Not again!’ Geraldo Rivera tweet-threatens another semi-naked selfie?

‘Eye bleach not required’: Glenn Beck scores with Geraldo-mocking selfie [pic]

Pic of the day! Eric Bolling, Dana Perino tag team zing Geraldo’s selfie

‘Can’t erase my brain’: Geraldo Rivera deletes tweet that ‘launched a thousand breakfasts’

End times: Geraldo’s horrifying selfie inspires new Mass? Jackée Harry offers one-word advice

Snort! Greg Gutfeld mourns the real victim of Geraldo Rivera’s towel-clad selfie

‘Best thing on Twitter’: Anthony Bourdain, The Iron Sheik punish Geraldo for shudder-inducing selfie

Bam-tastic! #Geraldoselfie is the new Rickrolling: @BarackObama, Piers Morgan fall victim?

#Geraldoselfie: Fox News senior citizen’s sideways topless selfie sparks #Geraldoing

‘70 is the new 50:’ Geraldo Rivera tweets sideways topless selfie; World groans

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/23/arrest-me-john-stamos-finally-provides-some-post-geraldo-selfie-photo-healing-pic/

Heh: Dana Perino predicts WH resignation; Guessing games begin!

http://twitter.com/#!/DanaPerino/status/334128451852316672

Zing! Mocking the classic “more time with my family” excuse never gets old.

I’m thinking AG Holder may soon decide he wants to spend more time with his family.

— Matt Mackowiak (@MattMackowiak) May 13, 2013

Something tells me Eric Holder may suddenly feel like spending more time with the family.nationaljournal.com/politics/why-t…

— Brad Dayspring (@BDayspring) May 13, 2013

In the wake of multiple Obama administration scandals, Fox News’ Dana Perino had Twitter buzzing with her zinger of a prediction last night.

@danaperino whoa

— Hair (@SHannitysHair) May 14, 2013

@danaperino I predict The Five will come on tomorrow at 4pm CST

— MPRart (@RogerMichaelPat) May 14, 2013

“@rogermichaelpat: @danaperino I predict The Five will come on tomorrow at 4pm CST” bob should take you to the track with him then.

— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) May 14, 2013

Heh.

@danaperino what it’s like to be Jay Carney right now patheos.com/blogs/theancho…

— Elizabeth Scalia (@TheAnchoress) May 14, 2013

@danaperino Too bad not more than one. Feel free to be more ambitious in your prediction if the spirit moves you. 🙂

— David Limbaugh (@DavidLimbaugh) May 14, 2013

Yes, please! And then the guessing games began.

@danaperino I expect as many will spend time as are necessary to make all this go away and leave BO & HRC Unscathed.

— Elizabeth Scalia (@TheAnchoress) May 14, 2013

@danaperino I predict he will play more golf

— Dave Klucken (@DaveKlucken) May 14, 2013

@danaperino I predict Obammy will be signing some pardons. One may be his own

— Maximus (@Maximus07999) May 14, 2013

@danaperino That’s a classic. I predict you are right!

— Jack (@DSM2) May 14, 2013

@danaperino I predict with all of the scandal that the United States will suddenly become more involved in Syria.

— EvadBard (@EvadBard) May 14, 2013

@danaperino I predict it won’t be good enough. More heads will roll. Accountability will finally begin

— Dean Feldpausch (@gdf1811) May 14, 2013

From your lips …

Keep the predictions coming, Twitter. Giggles are the best medicine!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/05/14/heh-dana-perino-predicts-someone-will-spend-more-time-with-family-guessing-games-begin/

Anxiety Disorders: OCD, PTSD, Panic Attack, Agoraphobia, Phobias, GAD Generalized

http://www.stomponstep1.com/anxiety-disorders-ocd-ptsd-panic-attack-agoraphobia-phobias-gad-generalized/ SKIP AHEAD: 0:25 – Anxiety Definition & Symptoms 1:13 – Anxiety Differential Diagnosis 2:12 – Generalized Anxiety (GAD) 3:05 – Panic Attacks, Panic Disorder & Agoraphobia 5:01 – Specific Phobia & Social Anxiety Disorder (Social Phobia) 7:55 – Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder (OCD) 9:29 – Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) Anxiety is uncontrolled fear, nervousness and/or worry about trivial or non-existent things. It is an unpleasant fear of future events that are unlikely to occur. Some patients have insight and realize that their uneasiness is illogical, but that does not alleviate symptoms. A certain level of anxiety is considered normal in many situations, but frequent anxiety or anxiety that inhibits function is pathologic. During anxiety sympathetic nervous system activation can result in physical symptoms such as Palpitations, Tachycardia, Shortness of breath, Muscle tension, Restlessness, Lack of focus, Sweating or chills and Changes in sleeping pattern. In order to make a diagnosis of anxiety, one must rule out other potential causes of these symptoms. The differential diagnosis for anxiety includes other psychiatric disorders, cardiac abnormalities (such as myocardial infarction or valvular disease), endocrine disorders (like hyperthyroidism) and respiratory disease (such as asthma or Pulmonary Embolism). Substances such as street drugs and prescribed medications must also be ruled out as a potential cause of the symptoms. We are going to hold off on discussing most of the different treatment options for anxiety until a later video that will cover all of pharmacology for the psychiatry section. That video will cover things like SSRIs, anxiolytics and cognitive behavioral therapy which can be used to treat anxiety disorders. However, during this video I will mention a couple treatment options that are used for specific anxiety disorders. We will start our discussion with Generalized Anxiety Disorder or GAD. You can see here in the top right corner I give GAD a high yield rating of 2. For those of you who aren’t familiar with the High Yield Rating it is a scale from 0 to 10 that gives you an estimate for how important each topic is for the USMLE Step 1 Medical Board Exam. GAD is a prolonged period of near constant anxiety. Their anxiety is not linked to a specific item, person, or situation (AKA it isn’t a phobia). They usually worry about a wide variety of things including school/work performance, finances, health, friends and/or family members. Their anxiety is “generalized” across many situations. Their anxiety frequently presents with “physical” symptoms and may be severe enough to impair function. A Panic Attack is sudden onset period of extremely intense anxiety accompanied by numerous signs and symptoms of anxiety. The attack is often associated with a sense of impending doom. These “episodes” usually last 10 to 30 minutes and are disabling. The patient returns to their normal level of function soon after the panic attack. They may be brought on by an inciting event or be completely unprovoked. I’d like to stop here for a moment to clarify the difference between generalized anxiety disorder and a panic attack. GAD can be thought of as a constant moderate level of anxiety while panic attacks are short periods of severe anxiety. Panic Disorder is recurrent panic attacks that are unprovoked and have no identifiable trigger. The onset of these anxiety episodes is unpredictable. Patients may be relatively asymptomatic between attacks, but often have anxiety about having more attacks. Their fear is related to the panic attacks themselves rather than a particular external stimuli. This differentiates Panic Disorder from Panic Attacks that are caused by things like phobias. The text for this video is too long and exceeds the maximum allowed by youtube. For the rest of it please click here http://www.stomponstep1.com/anxiety-disorders-ocd-ptsd-panic-attack-agoraphobia-phobias-gad-generalized/