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New tone! Also, Sarah Palin said what now?
http://twitter.com/#!/dunnclan/status/403781131348086784https://twitter.com/wkfung108/status/403897514547359744
That’s right. It’s not The Onion. It’s the Free Wood Post, another satire site that’s fooled many a liberal with its spoofs of conservative politicians. Here’s a snippet of the over-the-top, screamingly obvious Thanksgiving satire:
Palin sat dumbfounded unaware of any controversy. The host went on to fill her in on the fact that many Native American tribes do not celebrate the holiday. In fact, it is a day of mourning for them. And those that do celebrate the day do so because it is a reminder that they survived mass murder, forced relocation, the theft of their land and many other injustices.
Palin’s response was astounding, “Thanksgiving is for real Americans not Indians. We founded this Christian nation. Why if it wasn’t for the God-fearing pilgrims, the natives would still be running around in loin cloths shooting at things with their arrows.”
http://twitter.com/#!/nikkisantos6/status/403926884213211136No, doll. You are. The header on the Free Wood Post announces, “News that’s almost reliable.” And then there’s the disclaimer:
https://twitter.com/GerryDawes/status/403980883574525952
Snopes has also rated this one “false.”
http://twitter.com/#!/snopes/status/405053400770826240But try convincing the lefty tolerance brigade that Palin said no such thing. Facts — and civility — ain’t easy when you’re frothing at the mouth.
https://twitter.com/ShannlynSE/status/403933160637231104
http://twitter.com/#!/martymagpie/status/404085730663620610 http://twitter.com/#!/Roger_Pena54/status/403810471779643392 http://twitter.com/#!/anjunatayy/status/404153514265284609 http://twitter.com/#!/Danielvegan1/status/404348305934532608 http://twitter.com/#!/black_cat46/status/405112206079311872https://twitter.com/Kisskissdarling/status/403981001560719361
http://twitter.com/#!/PorchPossum/status/404003591922647040 http://twitter.com/#!/sone_yeah/status/403920659052392448Tell us again that the War on Women comes from the Right.
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Finally, the healing can begin. As Twitchy reported, there is a cure for Post-traumatic Geraldo selfie syndrome.
http://twitter.com/#!/ExPoleDancer/status/359004779348889600 http://twitter.com/#!/Kelly_Rose99/status/358995307809349633While we were all anxiously waiting for Rob Lowe, Dean Cain or John Stamos to post a selfie, Eric Bolling and Dana Perino provided a photographic palate cleanser.
Now, Stamos has answered our call!
http://twitter.com/#!/JohnStamos/status/359292962699612161The Stamos-as-cop photo is a hit.
http://twitter.com/#!/thesurfreport/status/359524279798341634Amen. Keep the photos coming, Mr. Stamos. For America.
Related:
Full Twitchy coverage of John Stamos
More Fox News #Geraldoing? James Rosen and Mike Tobin make hilarious semi-nude selfie promises
Leave Geraldo alone! How dare you flash nearly-naked selfie he publicly posted?
‘Not again!’ Geraldo Rivera tweet-threatens another semi-naked selfie?
‘Eye bleach not required’: Glenn Beck scores with Geraldo-mocking selfie [pic]
Pic of the day! Eric Bolling, Dana Perino tag team zing Geraldo’s selfie
‘Can’t erase my brain’: Geraldo Rivera deletes tweet that ‘launched a thousand breakfasts’
End times: Geraldo’s horrifying selfie inspires new Mass? Jackée Harry offers one-word advice
Snort! Greg Gutfeld mourns the real victim of Geraldo Rivera’s towel-clad selfie
‘Best thing on Twitter’: Anthony Bourdain, The Iron Sheik punish Geraldo for shudder-inducing selfie
Bam-tastic! #Geraldoselfie is the new Rickrolling: @BarackObama, Piers Morgan fall victim?
#Geraldoselfie: Fox News senior citizen’s sideways topless selfie sparks #Geraldoing
‘70 is the new 50:’ Geraldo Rivera tweets sideways topless selfie; World groans
Zing! Mocking the classic “more time with my family” excuse never gets old.
I’m thinking AG Holder may soon decide he wants to spend more time with his family.
— Matt Mackowiak (@MattMackowiak) May 13, 2013
Something tells me Eric Holder may suddenly feel like spending more time with the family.nationaljournal.com/politics/why-t…
— Brad Dayspring (@BDayspring) May 13, 2013
In the wake of multiple Obama administration scandals, Fox News’ Dana Perino had Twitter buzzing with her zinger of a prediction last night.
@danaperino whoa
— Hair (@SHannitysHair) May 14, 2013
@danaperino I predict The Five will come on tomorrow at 4pm CST
— MPRart (@RogerMichaelPat) May 14, 2013
“@rogermichaelpat: @danaperino I predict The Five will come on tomorrow at 4pm CST” bob should take you to the track with him then.
— Dana Perino (@DanaPerino) May 14, 2013
Heh.
@danaperino what it’s like to be Jay Carney right now patheos.com/blogs/theancho…
— Elizabeth Scalia (@TheAnchoress) May 14, 2013
@danaperino Too bad not more than one. Feel free to be more ambitious in your prediction if the spirit moves you. 🙂
— David Limbaugh (@DavidLimbaugh) May 14, 2013
Yes, please! And then the guessing games began.
@danaperino I expect as many will spend time as are necessary to make all this go away and leave BO & HRC Unscathed.
— Elizabeth Scalia (@TheAnchoress) May 14, 2013
@danaperino I predict he will play more golf
— Dave Klucken (@DaveKlucken) May 14, 2013
@danaperino I predict Obammy will be signing some pardons. One may be his own
— Maximus (@Maximus07999) May 14, 2013
@danaperino That’s a classic. I predict you are right!
— Jack (@DSM2) May 14, 2013
@danaperino I predict with all of the scandal that the United States will suddenly become more involved in Syria.
— EvadBard (@EvadBard) May 14, 2013
@danaperino I predict it won’t be good enough. More heads will roll. Accountability will finally begin
— Dean Feldpausch (@gdf1811) May 14, 2013
From your lips …
Keep the predictions coming, Twitter. Giggles are the best medicine!