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24 Hour Giant Box Fort Mystery Escape Room Surprise on Mom & Dad!

– Welcome home guys. You’re on the Carl and Jinger Family channel, and last night me and Luke built this awesome box fort right here so that we can get back at our parents for locking us in 24-hour escape room box forts. – Yeah we even have this awesome door right here, and a window, and we’re gonna trap them in here, slide some puzzles in there, and we can see if they can escape. – This is gonna be awesome! Whoa! Hey, look, it’s Buzz! – Hi Buzz! – He’s here to remind us that this video is sponsored by Honey Nut Cheerios. You know what’s awesome, is the Good Rewards program offers a way for kids to do good just by teaming up with their celebrities. – Oh yeah yeah yeah, there’s Team MBJ, there’s also Team Lucy, and oh man there’s Team Gronk.

I really want to pick Team Gronk. – Yeah let’s totally do that. And the best way to do is to go to beegoodrewards.com. On the back of every Honey Nut Cheerios box there is an official Buzzcoin. – What! – Which you can scan and whichever team has the most Buzzcoins, wins $100,000. – What, really? Alright I gotta scan this. I’m gonna pick Team Gronk right here. – That is awesome, now we’re part of Team Gronk. – Grab your box of specialty marked Honey Nut Cheerios, and press scan now. Awesome. Now let’s scan our Buzzcoin right here. (lighthearted music) There we go! – And there’s a ton of other really cool prizes, like tech, and there’s Pop Sockets, and a bunch of really cool swag.

– I’m gonna donate all of my Buzzcoins to Team Gronk, and you guys should too ’cause everyday’s a new day. – Let’s make it an awesome one! – If we can solve them, it doesn’t mean you guys can. – That’s true! – That’s actually true. – Woo! – Woo! – Carl, which one of these are we gonna do first? – None of them. – Come on. What? – We’re bustin’ out of this joint. (laughs) (orchestra music) – Okay guys, here’s the plan. Me and Luke are going to trick our parents into thinking that this entire awesome box fort is going to be for our cops and robbers video for Kyle’s channel. – And then once they go in there to make sure it’s all ready to go, we’re going to zip tie it right here, and lock them in there for 24 hours.

Let’s go grab Kyle and do this. – Alright let’s go! Kyle! – What? – Do you want to help us prank mom and dad? – Yeah! – It’s gonna be awesome because we’re gonna trap them in a box fort like they do to us all the time. – Oh yeah, let’s go do it. – Let’s go right now. – Let’s go get ’em! (knocks) – Hey we got the box fort all done. Wanna come check it out? – Cops and robbers one? – Yeah. – Yeah I’ll grab mom and be down in a second. – Okay. Come on guys. – You got it ready? – Yeah. – Oh, I like the tape colors. – Yeah and we have the window right here. So you can see cops and the robbers. And when they go in there, we can lock it up like this.

– Right. It actually needs an actual lock. (indistinct talking) – Maybe we should do, maybe this window’s too big. Right here. – I’m just not sure about the furniture– (laughs) – Locking you! – We got you! – We got you! – We got you. – We got you, we locked you in there. – We locked you guys in there! (laughing) – We pranked you back. – We fell for our own joke. It’s not even a lock, it’s a zip tie. – Yeah, that’s not even more secure. It’s even more secure. – Oh, great. – What’s the plan? Do we have to solve puzzles or something? – Yeah. (laughs) – You have 24 hours to do it.

– Yeah. If we can solve them, it doesn’t mean you guys can. – That’s actually true. – That’s true. (laughs) – We got you back! – I have no idea, did you read any of the instructions? – No! (laughs) – Like I said, there’s only one way out of this. What’s the first puzzle? – Okay, Kyle you go grab it. Go grab it. – Hello. (laughs) – First you guys needs your camera, so you can show solving your puzzles. – So we gotta film us trying to solve the riddle? – And here’s your first puzzle. – Oh, that’s the (mumbles) one. – Your time starts now! – Okay! Here we go! (claps) – We totally got them. – Dibs on the VR set. – Oh no, all right I get next, I wanna play VR, too. – Okay, we have our first puzzle. – Okay, I only wished that I would have paid attention. – I wish I would have paid attention! It’s just like a bunch of letters on here and it’s in a cylinder. Like a mystery. – Okay we got some, we got some arrows here. – They left the chairs in here! We at least get to be in comfort, right? – Yeah because when we walked them in here, we took everything out. – Took everything out so it wasn’t comfortable at all.

– Let me just scoot closer. – Let me just scoot closer, okay here we go, we’re gonna try and solve this. – What could it say? – Here’s the thing that I remember from when we gave them the riddle, I thought it was really funny ’cause it had something to do like romantic, or like– – Like Valentines or something? – Something like a Valentines, I thought it was really hilarious. Uh, let’s try like lover or something like that. – Lover? That’s a love word. – Lovers, try just make it, I don’t know! – So, lovers. – Does it pull apart or what? (sighs) Well. We only have 24 hours to solve this one. (groans) We definitely have an advantage here, because like we bought these, first of all. (laughs) Right? – Right, but we didn’t figure out how to solve ’em. – I know, but I remember that it was a theme that had to do with like love or something.

– Okay, at least it’s narrowed down to that, so it’s not “Lovers.” What’s another six-letter word – It’s gotta be more like… – or like phrase or something? – Family friendly of some kind. It’s probably pretty– – F-A-M-I-L-Y? Maybe it is family. – It’s kind of had to line up, huh? – Yeah, nothing. It’s definitely not it. – Try like a cliche one, just like “I love you” or something like that, I know it’s not like Y-O-U. My memory’s – What would it be – telling me that that might be a– – Spell out “You”, or spell “Love” though. – It’s probably L-O-V-E and then the letter U or something like that, if that’s what it is. I don’t even hear the kids. What in the world are they doing? – We should probably be concerned. – Whoa, look out! – Whoa! (laughs) – That was close. – I… – Wait, something clicked. (gasps) Yeah! – This is what the kids would do. (exclaims loudly) What do they do, this like dance thing and like this thing, right? (gasps) – Carl, look.

– Aww. (gasps) There’s two rings. – Marry me again? – Yes, I will totally marry you, oh this is one for the guy, these are cool. – I wonder if these actually fit. – I don’t even hear the kids and so even though we solved the puzzle, how are we gonna get the next one or get out of here? – Hey! – Hello! – Hey! Anyone there? We solved the first puzzle! – Hello! – Way before you expected I bet. – Hello! Guys? – Okay you guys, that wasn’t very long so it sounds like they figured out the first one quick, so let’s go give them the next puzzle. – Here they are. They heard us. Guys. – Oh! – Cool! – Ooh, you solved it. – First one only took us like three tries and we got the rings out already, yeah.

– We did have an advantage. – We did have a little bit of an advantage. Oh, my gosh. – No! – It won’t fit through there, it’s gotta go through the puzzle window. – Oh wait. – Here we go, you get the next one. What is this, oh gosh, this is the big one. – You guys take that one back. – See? – What are we gonna do? – Did you read the instructions on this? (laughter) – I think I might remember– – We got you now! – Oh, I know. Oh gosh, look at this. – Beat it! – There’s like animals and, oh we better set this on the table and look it over.

(boy exclaims) (water splashes) Okay, now here’s the thing. I know for a fact that at some point I have gotten this one open before because, (object rattles) the kids have put puzzles inside here, and that’s the same thing that I did to them. (laughs) As long as we get this open, there’s probably three more puzzles inside. – Oh, great. – I have another plan that is kind of cheating a little bit. They didn’t check us, and I actually have my fingernail clippers in my pocket, (gasps) so we can make the great escape. – Wait, wait, wait, can we go get snacks or something? – Let’s go get some snacks. Let’s go get Honey Nut Cheerios! (laughs) Here’s what I think we should do. If we trim it right here, then we can open it and put it back, and– – Oh yeah, and they won’t know. – Outside, it will look like nothing happened. (snap) – Watch your clippers breaking. – I got it. – Oh, that was so easy. (gasps) – That was so easy.

– Carl. – Hopefully they don’t notice. – Maybe we need to talk normal. Man, I don’t know how to open this puzzle. – I know. – This puzzle’s difficult. – Do you line the animals up or whatever? – Let’s check out all these animals. – I can’t get the lid off. Man this thing is really locked! (water splashes) (techno-pop music) – Hi! – All right, stay there.

– Okay go, go, go. – Shh. – No. Oh, my gosh. (inquisitive music) Hurry Carl, Carl, yeah, yeah, yeah! – They left this on the table. – We need bowls, bowls! Hurry, Carl. Huh, I wonder how to get this open. These animals are all so different. We need spoons! Where are our spoons? Get milk, get the milk. – Let’s go. Shh. Look out Blue, look out. I got it. Right here, here, here, here. – Look, no, no, no. – No, you can’t come in, Blue! We gotta make it look real, just gotta put that back. – Okay, wait. – It’s supposed to go through. – Oh, through the loop? – It’s gotta go through, oh that’s a lot. We did that but that’s not good. – We did it backwards. Shh. – We don’t want them to hear us. I’m so excited that we get a snack. – Good going Carl– Oh, and hey Buzz! – Oh, hey Buzz. You guys, he’s reminding us that we gotta scan our Buzzcoin to collect Buzzcoins for charity. This is so awesome.

– Which team did we pick, we picked Team Gronk, right? – Yeah, so you guys need to join our team and scan Buzzcoin for Team Gronk because we have the chance to win $100,000 for charity and we need your help. – Oh, yeah. – Let’s do it you guys. – Collect Buzzcoins and do good! – We gotta scan it right now, let’s do it. ‘Cause you guys, you can scan it up to three times a day. – Are you serious? That’s so cool, yeah. Here we go, oh yeah! – There we go. – That is so cool. I love this. – That’s way cool and it all goes to charity and supports your team. So we have 181 Buzzcoins, we’re gonna give to Team Gronk. (flourish) – Whoo! – I like the little coin sound. – Oh yeah. – That’s awesome. – Now it’s snack time. – Don’t forget to check out the website in the description box below. – beegoodrewards.com. – Yeah, keep an eye on the rankings.

Go, Team Gronk! (cereal clatters) Shh! You’re gonna get us caught! Guess what, Jinger? Watch this, I remembered. – Wait, what? – Watch. (gasps) (laughs) – Wait, how does it come out? – I don’t know, I forgot that part, but I remember how to get this part off. (laughs) – Well at least we have that going for us, okay now we have to pull this out. – And the cereal! – How’s it going there, Carl? – I don’t know. How’s the cereal going? (laughs) – It’s my favorite cereal, actually. – It is actually one of my favorites, too. So I think that this has like a magnet in it, and we have – Does it really? – to slide it around the outside, something like that and it triggers a release that opens the top. Yeah, see– – Wait, how does the top even release? – I don’t know, why don’t you figure it out for a minute while I take a little bit of a turn with the Honey Nut Cheerios? – ‘Cause you always so good.

– Mmm. (water splashes) (sighs) – Okay we’ve been out here for about like an hour now. – Yeah. – I think we should go check in on mom and dad to make sure that they’ve solved the puzzle. – All right. – Let’s go. – Let’s go! (water splashes) – It definitely has something to do with sliding the magnet like around the side, and then it releases a– – There’s like a sun over here, maybe. – A latch, or something like that. – Okay. We’re not good at – It’s right here. – the puzzles. What? – It’s right here, look. (gasps) There’s a latch. (laughs) – Oh, my gosh, Carl. – They totally put my– – Oh, no! – Let’s check in on mom and dad to see if their puzzle’s done. – I can hear them coming. We gotta hide the cereal, hide it. Hide it! Not there, we gotta hide it behind the chairs. – Carl, they’re coming, they’re coming, they’re coming. – How’s the puzzles, guys? – Shh, shh, shh. – How’s it going guys? – Oh, hey guys. – We got it. – Oh yeah. – You got it? Oh, nice! – Look, we figured this out.

This had the magnet in it. – Yeah, that’s like one of the more difficult puzzles out of the bunch. – It really is, and what are we supposed to do with all these, you guys? – They’re all puzzles that you have to solve next! – Oh, no! – Yeah! (laughs) – So wait, you guys put three more puzzles inside the one big one? – Yeah! – That’s crazy.

– And you have like about, how long is it? – I don’t know, 24 hours to do it. It’s been like 10 maybe. We haven’t been in here 10 hours. – I think you have enough left. – Hopefully we can figure this out. Here we go. – Three puzzles. – Three, two, one, go! – All right. The next puzzle’s go. – Carl, which one of these are we gonna do first? Come on. – None of them.

– What? – None of them. We’re bustin’ out of this joint. (laughs) I say we bust out of this mystery escape box fort and we sneak around the house and go spy on them, what do you say? – Yeah, let’s do it. Carl, get that open. – It’s already opened. They didn’t even notice, they didn’t even look. Total amateurs. – Okay, here we go. – Like a spy movie. – We’re such good spies. Okay, you gotta be quiet. What if they’re– – They’re not, they’re not out here. – They’re not? They must have already went inside. I thought I heard them in the pool for a minute.

– They’re in the basement. Let’s go. – Okay, okay, okay. (laughs) Go through the dog door, Carl. – Blue. – Blue. – Shh. You’re gonna blow our cover. – Shh. Go find your ball. – I’ll send the dog in first. – That’s a good idea. (dog whines) Shh. – They’re right here. (suspenseful music) – Wait. (laughs) – What happened? (exclaims) – Run! Run Blue, run! – How long ago did you guys get out? – Busted! We’re busted! – No! – Ha, ha, we totally tricked you guys. (Jinger fake laughs) We escaped a long time ago, you guys! – What! – What? – Yeah, we got Honey Nut Cheerios and everything. – Are you serious? – We’ve been lounging in here. – Have you just been chilling this entire time? – The entire time, bro. – What? – I mean we hacked our way through this mystery. – This is ours! – You guys, that was a really awesome escape box fort. We totally tricked you guys though, and snuck our way out.

– Yeah, we did a pretty good job doing those puzzles, if you ask me. – We totally did, oh, my God! Hey, there’s Buzz! – Oh, hey Buzz! – Hey, Buzz! That reminds me, we need to collect the last of our Buzzcoins, so we better pull up the website and claim the rewards, you ready? – Oh yeah, ’cause we get to do it everyday. We get to do it three times a day. – You get three times a day you can collect the coins. All right, we got it all pulled up, it’s time to get the Buzzcoins, are you ready? – Oh, yeah. – Yeah. – We already have like a whole bunch of them today and this is our third and final one. There you scan. (gasps) There it goes, how many have we got for Team Gronk? – I think we have over 300. – Oh my gosh, we just did another 139, and we were just over 300 so that’s perfect. You guys need to go join Team Gronk, and get your Buzzcoins. Donate it over to Team Gronk, we really want him to win so you gotta check the link out in the description below and make sure if you haven’t already to subscribe and click these other videos that you see on the screen.

If you like this one, you’re gonna love these other ones that we’ve handpicked for you. Until then, we’ll see you guys next time. – Bye! – Oh my gosh, who wants to eat some more Honey Nut Cheerios? – Yay! – Let’s do it! I’ll go get the bowls. .

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Lego Star Wars Yay, finally, you guys have been begging me to play this for weeks and weeks and weeks So here we are. It’s actually Marzia’s favorite game, but I just want to get this done Okay. I mean I love this game and we’re gonna play it now Alright so, I’ll pick a new game. Real Marzia: What are you doing? Marzia! I’m just. Real Marzia: This is my favorite game I know it’s your favorite game. Are you playing it without me? No, I was I was setting it up.

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No hey I’m sorry What did you do? Oh my CI I just got the car I Can’t do it Oh a surprise to be sure but a welcome one A surprise to be sure but a welcome one, by the way My said you are strong and white and I’m very proud of you you Are strong and wise Anakin and I am very proud of Oh You are on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master what I Don’t like sand it’s coarse rough and irritating and it gets everywhere Not like here here everything is soft And smooth Okay, I can do that What is the matter Phoenix Don’t like sand it scores It’s Rob. It’s their routine Then it gets everywhere But not like here Notlikethis Better acting then the freak will explain me Thank you so much Marcia for joining me on another adventure. This will be the first episode of The whole thing. So if we if you felt like we didn’t progress Don’t worry more is coming Or it’s coming.

What did I say? The communications a disruption in the communications can mean only one thing invasion How does that relate a communications disruption can mean only one thing? Invasion, you didn’t like Star Wars you didn’t like this video, right? But what you should do is smack like How long have you been doing? this five hundred thousand likes and will do part to check out Marcia’s channel and leave a link in the description and as always Like the full spin .

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Subnautica | Part 58 | WHAT DID THE ALIENS KNOW?

Hello everybody, my name is Markiplier, and welcome back to Subnautica. Now I wanted to thank you guys so much for all of your patience in getting this series back on its feet. [Occasional Dragon Noises] We were in Boston a lot longer then we thought we were going to be and we planed to be there a lot longer- Ignore the, the dragon that’s outside of my doors trying to get into this boat. Uh, he’s an unfriendly neighbor because I’m about to move into the neighborhood here. Uh, but I just wanted to thank you guys for being so patient and I understand that I left this on a cliffhanger with, the, uh, research base to explore and the other things that I have in mind.

But first things first, Thank you Moonshine for commenting, “You got a signal for the alien thermal plant which is a precursor base inside the lava castle, so the spire formation that you were fighting the sea dragon above with the smoke”- I like how you say I was “FIGHTING” the sea dragon and not being “MAULED TO DEATH” by the sea dragon. Being “BEATEN ALIVE” and then “EATEN ALIVE” and then “SHITTEN ALIVE” out into the lava zone, Uh, and then magically I managed to respawn back into my, my cyclopse here, which is a blessing to be sure. Um, but this base is NOT the containment facility.

That is in the active lava zone. Apparently I’m not in the “active” lava zone. So as some of you may have already known, and as I was rambling on about in the livestream yesterday for about 10 years, I’m sick. I have the flu, and Amy now has the flu too, and she was so nice to take care of me while I was sick, and then she got the flu, so I am going to me taking care of her while she recovers. But I did get some time to record this. Uh so I also want to thank Ethan Garak who said in the inactive lava zone, multiple reaper leviathans skeletons can be found. This is due to sea dragons coming up from the lava zone to catch them, then drag them down to the lava zone to feast. That’s a horrifying thought, because if the dragon’s only diet is reaper leviathans, then what chance do I have? Why in the hell did I go out there and scan that damn thing if it was just going to eat more reaper leviathans? I mean the enemy in my enemy might be my friend but this guy doesn’t seem to have any friends at all.

And I think if I go near him he’s just gonna kill me over and over again. So anyway, he’s out there, and I think my lights are off, UUUUHHH, not that that’s gonna help anyway. So, that’s a terrifying thought. Also, to Noah Dawson who said something that just made me laugh, “Don’t shamwoozle the bamboozle” which I think is life lessons for everybody out there. And then Swag Potato who said, “Mark in a nutshell: So that was really stupid. I’m gonna go do it again,” which does apply because I went back out into the cold to take pictures of myself with less and less clothing progressively throughout the day, which is probably why I’m sick. But then again, everybody got sick from that PAX and this was a particularly bad one.

So, with that being said I’m gonna let you guys know what my plan is and right now, my plan is to get the hecky away from wherever the hell that dragon is. I hope he’s not immediately below me, because that’s where I’m gonna go. Well shit. No I’m not. It is re-god-damn dark out down here. Okay, yeesh. Someone’s unhappy with meeee. Okay, so what I’m gonna do down here– Oh, I might as well make it right by this skeleton.

You know, I might have a nice lawn ornament– So when I said I was gonna be moving into the neighborhood, that means exactly what you think it means. I’m going to be building a base down here, and make it my new home. I’m never-ever gonna have to leave. I’ve got seeds with which to plant trees. Hopefully there’s titanium down here but who knows about that. Maybe the titanium’s all melted down because of the LAVA. But imma try my best and that’s all I can hope to do. So I’m gonna scow–oh hey At least I’ve got my friendly neighborhood Warper. You frickin’ douchebag. So what I need to do… is I need to scout an amicable location for my base– (To Warper) Aw thanks! He doesn’t like this place, the heat gets to him– And then once I do that, of which it’s going to be boiling hot so I gotta take my ah, my Mr. Fister here I’m gonna… Start gathering materials! (Computer) Welcome aboard Captain Which is my favorite thing to do in the middle of a death-defying area where there’s Dragons abound…

..and Warpers– Why? Oh god dammit! It’s doing that thing again! It’s doing that thing again where it doesn’t have the pressure modulator on it and I don’t know why! Frickin bugs. Alright so I gotta access the uh… I gotta access the upgrade hatch somehow. Frick. I guess I just gotta hop in there, get out, and do it. Alright, you know what, Imma go for it. Here we go! Hibbidy hobbidy hibbidy hobbidy HIIB (fart noise) Okay, so we just gotta pop this b- Ow my skin is burning.

That’s great, that’s good for ya. So we gotta pop this back in and out here, and I’m going to umm Nah, that’s good enough for me. Oh, I’m burning alive! Get–NOO that’s not what I want. Can you not do that? That’d be good. Okay, thank you for that. Alright, so now that my pressure, for some reason, is magically now appropriate, I’m gonna explore this hellscape and call it: Home. Ah, yes, Lovely. I’m sure he died fun. What is this? Is that uh… Uh, that’s diamond. That’s not what I want. Can I get some titanium out of this sunabitch? Nope! Okay, this might be– This might be a– This might be a lost cause trying to do this. But if there’s one thing that Markiplier doesn’t do, it’s give up, especially when it’s a stupid idea. So I’m gonna keep hammering away at this stupid idea, until I find a source of titanium, with which I can…

build a base… (Low Grunting Noise) I hate this place. I hate everything about this place. And supposedly I’m nearby the uh, I’m nearby–oh [ROAR] Apparently I’m nearby–oh That guy is mad. That guy is REAL mad. oohh Well that is– Hey is that a skull? Heh, that’d be a nice– That’d be a nice thing to wake up next to every morning and look at. Oh that’s beautiful– and laggy. Ahhh. Two frames a second, my favorite. There we go. Ugh, that one’s infected with the Carar. So yeah, I’m uh… (mumbles) yeah, okay, I’ve uh got no hope is basically– Get out of my face, you wanna get some suckage? Go suck away somewhere else, ya asshole. Alright, I can’t– (referring to Dragon) I don’t know where that guy is, but I can’t wait to try to fall asleep to those sounds. Just a Sea Dragon screaming in the distance as loud as it can.

Ugh, what is this? [ROAR IN BACKGROUND] Where is this? Where is this going? Oh, quit moanin’! I’ve got the FLU, you think I care about YOUR problems? Not you guys, his problem. Man, you are just a whiney bitch today! Can you just- M-M-M-M-Man or woman up, whatever you are and then just be brave? Sto- wo, Hey, WOH, WOH! What the hell was that? Excuse you! Don’t make me scan you. I’ll do it, I’m brave like that. You want me to scan you..? HOWH-I bet u don’t I bet u just shy…… Hurh (Sarcastic Tone) Oh- No! You took a bite! Oh, you almost did something! (Sarcastic Being Hurt Noises) (Still Sarcastic) Ourgh yeah that hurt.

(Fake Moans) I need to repair this thing. Maybe he was hurting me, I have no idea. OH GOD HE IS-OKAY– HE HURTS ME! UUOHKAY! YOU KNOW WHAT I’M GONNA GRIND YOU! (Mumble) Yeesh.. Okay, that guy hurt a lot… Don’t you even frickin dare destroy this thing, IT’S ALL I HAVE! YEEEEEE ITS ALL I HAVE, DON’T HIT ME! Aww come on! Why is someone such a whiny baby?! Man! He’s whining up a storm! Holy shit that guy is grumpy! Ohhhh, he’s up there– Are there two of them? Are they mating!? Is there a mating ritual going on of Sea Dragons of epic proportions that I don’t want to be around for? Uhhh, Alright, pull me in.

Come on! No, that’s, that’s the stupid way to do it. Nah, that’s the outside. I like how you missed the hole there, that was good! Lag’s perfect– yeah that’s it! Hupp! Yeah we made it, okay we’ll call that one a good. Ooohh. Oh. Hang on, wait a second. Alien thermal plant! Oh! I am right by it! Oh, you know, I might as well go over there… Might as well skedaddle and see what that’s all about, because that’s gotta be fun! A whole plant dedicated to thermal! Huh! Can you umm… If you’re gonna be here then I might as well name you! I’m gonna call you… Little… L- Little Larva Larry. Nah, I named a lot of things Larry, I don’t wanna name you Larry too… I’m gonna call you… Little Lar- Little Larva Lester! … After my Favorite Youtuber Phil Lester. So far I’m just skirting around this big spiral– I honestly didn’t know that I was fighting over in that– the big pillars of smoke were the exhaust tubes for the thermal plant.

So what I gotta do is I gotta find the entrance wherever the hell it is. (Mumbling) I don’t even know– I don’t even know how I got these co-ordinates. They were just in my inventory. What do you think, Lester? Huh? Little Larva Lester! Oh, you’re gonna be a plushie soon! Everyone is gonna have this horrible thing that will just suck… All the power out of them… Nah, that’s a bad idea! Nooo, heyy, okayyy… That was a thing that happened. OHH I’M IN THE MIDDLE OF A DRAGON! I didn’t realize that! Ohh, okay, sorry, excuse me. Please do not bat me around… …You can’t hurt me. I’m in my… Oh hey… Okay. Alright, that was weird. Okay so maybe I was on the correct side… Is there something, oooh wait I see something up there! Ahhhhh!!!! HELLO, HELLO, HELLO! My name is Markiplier! … How are you doing? Ahh yes! I will enter this weird… Geologically bizarre place. Okay, Alright then. I wish I could repair my Doodydadder, that’d be awfully nice. But I can’t. And my inventory is full, why is my inventory full? I gotta drop off some shit.

Argh, I keep wasting my time like this… Okay, so we’re gonna go into this bad boy… and then I’m going to do what I need to do, and if I need a key I’m going to be screwed, because I don’t think I have enough diamond for that… OH WHAT AM I TALKING ABOUT. There is diamond everywhere here. This is literally the only place where diamond is in excess. Soooo I- I’m gonna make that if I need to make that, but I don’t know if I need to make that yet, so I’m gonna hold off on that until I KNOW I need to make that. Then I’m gonna Mr. Fister in there and hopefully repair him on the way out. LET’S DO THIS!!! Come on!!!! I’m ready for ya. WE’RE ready for it. Whatever’s in here– Whoa ‘kay. Alright, faster than I thought. Okie dokie! Love the decor! Ahhh… This looks horrifying. Oh goody! I hope I die here! Ahhhh [DRAGON ROAR] I see it’s haunted by the screams of the dammed. Woah woah, laggy…

Almost sent me into the abyss! Okay then… Well this is promising! So… I’m in here… but what else is in here? Oh, it just keeps going down… Eughhh OHHH there we go!!! …that looks weird and scary… Eughhh Just like everything else here so I guess it kinda fits… Eughhh I’m just looking for anything that might be titanium which is what i might need if i ever wanna make a base down here OHH MY GOD!!! How did you make this in here? How’dya do this!?! I mean i’m about to build a base down here, so i would like some tips, some pointers would be great! Is there diamond in here? …

Might need that… Yes there is! But i’m gonna ROAST ALIVE, ’cause i didn’t get my thermal suite Alright How do we get into that son-of-a-bitch up there? Whooo I’m flying! Detecting alien materials and a massive local energy mass in the 1,000 megawatt range NO, I’M FALLING D:< 1,000 megawatts sounds like a lot, but I have no point of reference to compare it to so ima assume that it’s not as much as as I produce alright so what do we got? Plooms of Lavaa Precurser architecture Ooh Why are you here? WHOA woah God Damn it DON’T D:< don’t don’t do not DOONN’T NOOOO NOOOOOOO oh nononononono Oh mwa god mwagodmwagodmwagodmwagodmwagod I need to repair this GET UP THERE, YOU SON OF A BITCH GET UP THERE D:< Or down Down’s good too D:< Ya know Whatever gets me away from the son of a bitch that- Put me at one duckin percent Just get me the fuck out of here! D:< (Screams of anguish) PULL ME PULL ME PULL M- (Mr.Fister breaks) OH MY GOOOOD Mark moarning the loss of poor Mr.

Fister Sounds of Mark burning alive Ima just reload my save D: That wasn’t my fault! Sure Mark I was trying to sit on a ledge! So that I could repair I don’t know why- But it would not let me get on a ledge and for some reason, there was no fish around me that blew me up I just blew up! D: Why? I have no god damn idea! Why would I have just blown up?! HE COULD’VE BEEN AN ENGINEER That makes no sense! D:< Why did I just blow up?! I don’t know! Ask the game! (Mark tries to come up with an excuse) Why would I have chosen to blow up?! Blowing up is the opposite of what I wanted to dooo! (mumbles) Alright, fine then Ok, so that went poorly But ima be right back to it Don’t you worry! You don’t go nowhere (Fakes being back) I’m not yet Mumbles OOO I see an enterance Mark noises I’m here! I’ve made it! 😀 Welcome me! ^-^ Ok, I can probably- Mr.Fister being fisted by the fixer Did you guys hear that? Sounded like something horrible! D: HORRIBLE AND HORRIFING! TERRIBLE EVEN! Sounded like bad! D: B for Bad? Like a whole lot of bad Something’s moving around in here and I don’t like it D:< Ok Unintelligible mumbles Ima get in my suit now! Ima get in my suit now and beat the frick out of you if you try to come by me What the friick are youu Cool tunes ok I don’t know what you are but ima try to scan you! D:< Alien drone? HELL YEAH, GET SCANNED Uh huh, ok, alright then Neato Neato Burrito! What do ya got for meh This device does not match any known humon technology Although its design is relatively simple Its only observed behavior has been attacking local liveforms in a radius around the ancient structures Features few moving parts Carries a rechargeable, ion-based power reserve Reliable and energy efficient.

Modeling the age and purpose of the device is difficult Its relative harmlessness is at odds with the advanced technology apparently available to its designers Ok, so Advanced technology needs to be harmful, is that what you’re saying? I think not! D:< Ok, wow well this- this is weird Aha! Ok, so there is something in here that needs to be- Accessed with a- Oh! Yeah, I don’t have a purple artiact But I can get one What the frick is this? Woah! It’s the MotherLOAD! (astonished) What is that?! Hey, Hey wha- OW! OW! MAH A$$ Stop it, hey, stop it, oh, cu- you! (Battle crys) Yeah, you better run D:< Huh, oh, floating on nothing then… (mumbles) Alright so, what I don’t have.. Is the key so I’m going to go get that And get some diamond on the way. So I’ll be right baack cause I need to make this adventure (Rip headphone users) Almost! Something about this place and getting me over the edge of stuff is real hard D:< This is a- this is a complicated area getting me over like, ledges and cresipises and all that Yeah ok, that that that made sense, ok we’ll do it that way if that’s what you wanna do Ok! Soo I don’t know why that’s doing that Alright! So I’m in here! If anybody wants to fight- Gets to answer to Mr.Fister! D:< You wanna fight? I’ll fight you, i’ll fight you, i’ll fight you! WwHAAAA Get rekt 😀 You’re dead That’s what’ll happen to youu That’s what’ll happen to ALL of you! If you even come close to me! >:D Hey, is that that thing that’s supposed to be the power of a nuclear bomb? What happens if I hit it with my with my drill Let me save before I hit it with my drill, but what happens if I hit this with my drill? (The world ends) Huh? Is it gonna be all bull- shploady? I bet it is >:D Oh HELL yeah! Gimmy your ions! Fuc yeah dude! Oh, fuc yeah! 😀 Oh, Hell yeah! This doesn’t seem responsible, ya know! I’m gonna just go ahead and say that- When I approach alien technology with the power of multible You know nuclear explosions Don’t go hitting it with a diamond drill! That’s probably rule number one Well I don’t know, what do I know, I’m just a dumb humon! These Precursors, they probably accounted fer Barbaric other species (you mean you, mark?) smacking away at their energy sources I mean, it’s so weird Cause the accounted for this Like, the developers anyway, they accounted for, uh Yaven coming here with a fricken Drill! But uh, now I got this! And hopefully- hopefully this means I’ll be able to get- um Get the WAAAAAA, you are KIDDING MEE I hate youu (aww D:) I hate all of youu! D’: I hate youu How could you do this to me? (I’m sorry D’:) How could you do this to mee? I made my misitakes! Whoops, I got nowhere to run apparently Welp! I fell down, went boom Uh, speed runners, take note of this for anyone trying to speedrun Well, that looks cool, good thing I saw that before I was supposed to You know, get there That’s- that’s a good, you know I’m gonna just just wander around Mark noises You know what this stuff reminds me of? Creepers Like, look at the skin pattern, with the pixels, the squares in there the subtle green shifting the explosive potential of power Kinda creeperesk Got a litte bit of creeper going on in there Mark sounds Ok, did I blow it all up? Good, ok, alright Give, give, give give give Give give give.

And then don’t send me off into the abyss, I don’t even know how you did that Ok So now that I got that I can actually maneuver my way into here Hob ba da boop boop (Sings) Get in there, let me in I’m hoping that maybe the- the Unless, I’ve gotten it already, but I don’t think I’ve gotten it the design for the- um Bwa- whoa Blue? Blue artfact? Blu- Oh it’s big! 😀 Ancient alien artifact, glows blue Wow, thanks for telling me more about that- that seems really cool that you went to all the trouble of writing that in intense detail about it Thank you! I feel learned did I feel like my brain has expanded in compasity Numerous times 😀 Oh, wait, is this a gate? Wade a minute, wade a minute, wade a minute, is this a gatey gate? 😀 Is this a gaaa- how do I turn it on, where does it go to? Ah If this leads to the surface, it is- A god send It is amazing- I am almost stuck again D:< But, if this is a gate And it does lead to somewhere on the surface, I’m going to be so happy I don’t see a way to turn it on here So maybe there is a way turn it on somewhere else Yeah I don’t see anything that I can place ok So, I’m going to come back to this, but that’s that’s actually good And I’m going to save again because I don’t want to save and have everything expload again! 😀 ok So, that’s- that’s good to know.

There’s another way to go down there but I’m gonna go this way first Just to check it all out Oh, ok. this is just another side entrance, ok Good to know, good to know, good to know. Good to know! Not that I need to know right now, but that’s good to know Hipody hop down the candy shop! Alright, what do we got here? Does anything need a blue artifact key down here? So I’m thinking Just judging by what- uh uh, moonshine said I don’t think this is the containment plant, I think this is only this- this whole purpose of this particular (Mark makes a discovery) I needed two! I needed two! I called that! I didn’t know that I called it 😀 Hell to the yeah! I’ll take that, why not Alright! (Voice breaks) Cool! (Amazed) I got it! But uh, I’m beginning to think that their might be another one- uh Somewhere far off Ugh, I apologize, I’m feeling sick, getting uh- getting energized like this Ooooo Oo, ok, alright, I’ll read This This system converts thermal energy to electric current at 90% efficiency Some of this energy is chemically stored on sight While unknown mechanisms appear to be transferring most of it to remote locations somewhere else on the planet 30% percent stored on sight for emergency use 30% Ground-to-air quarantine enforcement platform 22% primary containment facility 11% disease research facility 7% self-warping quarantine units ah This system appears to be fully automated and given current understanding of the mechanisms involved uninterruptable interesting! So this is providing power to the warpers uh remotely I don’t know how it does that Obviously, this a game world, so you know It does it through game logic but Just through sheer technology alone like That’s a really fascinating utilization of wireless power which is a concept that does exist uh, But only in limited circumstances like uh, it is kinda fascinating Oo, maybe it’s gonna tell me how Oo- ok I’ll read this, sure This geological data was recorded from the volcanic rock that was excavated to construct this facility It was possible to extrapolate a number of key trends Genetic Divergence The aliens recorded data on indigenous organic remains originating between 10,000 and 1,000 years ago The lifeforms on record feature an unusually low overlap with those encountered so far on 4546B So there are very few species from 1,000 years ago that even exist today.

Very few. Extinction Event Soil samples from 1,000 years ago contain 300% higher concentrations organic remains than the soil average Data supports a mass extinction event killing off a majority of species and forcing rapid adaptation amongst many of the survivors. Cause is unknown. Plausible theories include Fluctuating environmental conditions, Disease, meteor impact, Outside interference So the outside interference would have been the precursers but it also could have been the carar because they were reasearching the carar disease like what was it? 1,000 years ago, and then 1,000 years ago there was an extinction event So then the majority of the species died But for there to be any life now , even if it’s very different from the life that exists then it would’ve had to been resistant to the disease So why is it starting to affect everything now is the question did I have something to do with that? Or maybe they contained it And then I accidently, oopsy boopsy, unleashed it which would be- expected of me, I’m a doof 😀 Oh! Thanks for the lighted- lighted hallways! I wouldn’t have know where to go ^-^ Ooo, this looks important! Alien ion crystal data! There we go, is that gonna be the stuff I need? This alien- This alien data reveals some of the mechanisms by which the designers were able to contain and harness such vast amounts of energy within the ion crystals discovered around their facilities Improved battery and power cell blueprints which take advantage of this information are now available for fabrication HEYYY There we go! 😀 I have the stuff now! Cool! So now I can make these- new power cells And new ion batteries And then those are gonna be much more efficient in all the devices So, you guys have been telling me that I can make these things I haven’t been able to make these things because I never got them from here ahh but that’s cool ok So I’m all out of time for this episode.

I think I reached the bottom of this except for that one other area trying to get that gate unlocked But I’ll figure that out in the next episode and in the next episode as well I’ll be building a base down here I don’t know how many trips I’m gonna need to go back up to get enough titanium to do that hopefully just one and then load up my entire cyclops but I’m gonna do that because I’m going to fight D:< that son of a bitch known as the sea dragon don’t know if it’s possible to kill it, but ima gonna fight it and I’m gonna try to kill it So how about that (Outro) Buh Bye! 😀 *rad outro music plays* Goodnight everyone! ^-^

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