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See Nobody Cares

Allergy season makes people sympathetic

Comedian Hannibal Buress called Bill Cosby a ‘rapist’ [video]

http://twitter.com/#!/sirmitchell/status/524428892896239616

At a show in Philadelphia last week, comedian Hannibal Buress went after comedy legend Bill Cosby for Cosby’s lecturing of African-Americans on cultural issues while at the same time dodging, multiple allegations of sexual assault over the past decade. Here’s the transcript of the bit, via Vulture:

Thirteen? And it’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the fucking smuggest old black man public persona that I hate. Pull your pants up, black people. I was on TV in the ’80s. I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom. Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby. So, brings you down a couple notches. I don’t curse on stage. Well, yeah, you’re a rapist, so, I’ll take you sayin’ lots of motherfuckers on Bill Cosby: Himself if you weren’t a rapist. …I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. …I’ve done this bit on stage, and people don’t believe. People think I’m making it up. …That shit is upsetting. If you didn’t know about it, trust me. You leave here and Google ‘Bill Cosby rape.’ It’s not funny. That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress.

Tough words from Buress, and not very accurate. Yes, there are multiple allegations against Cosby, but there have been no charges filed in any of the incidents.

The response to Buress on Twitter, however, has been quite positive:

HANNIBAL YOU HERO RT @BuzzFeedEnt: Comedian Hannibal Buress Called Bill Cosby A Rapist During A Set http://t.co/dp4RcC1eFa via @arianelange

— Jon Walsh (@j85royals) October 21, 2014

Folks wondering what @hannibalburess was referring to should read this chilling Robert Huber piece from @phillymag http://t.co/Cny0xxTmBY

— Ta-Nehisi Coates (@tanehisicoates) October 20, 2014

@tanehisicoates Are we close to having a real convo abt Cosby's alleged behavior; not one cloaked in laughter at tail-end of a joke.

— MaryCatherine Loving (@PhLoving) October 20, 2014

@hannibalburess way to ruin pudding for America.

— Davon Magwood (@davonmagwood) October 21, 2014

Cosby isn’t mad that Hannibal Buress called him a rapist. Now, if Buress had said, “You be a rapist” …

— Bane Hogschwartz (@benschwartzy) October 21, 2014

Good for @HannibalBuress. Just because something is crushingly sad doesn't mean it isn't reality. We need more men speaking against rape.

— Jesse Thorn (@JesseThorn) October 21, 2014

Nice job, @hannibalburess, for taking it to Bill Cosby in public. http://t.co/Yjq7fnww53

— Joe Randazzo (@Randazzoj) October 21, 2014

I respect the hell out of @hannibalburess for speaking truth to power when it comes to Bill Cosby.

— Nathan Rabin (@nathanrabin) October 21, 2014

@hannibalburess for president

— Julie Klausner (@julieklausner) October 20, 2014

And here’s video of the remarks:

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‘Sambo, Uncle Tom n*gger’: Self-appointed race cops unleash hate on Cosby and Barkley for Zimmerman remarks

Batman Slapping Robin

But Thats None Of My Business

#SpiteHouse Theater creates new ‘essential’ job at Mt. Rushmore [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/Zoo9guy/status/388048630558752768

One “essential” job saved or created by the Spite House?

http://twitter.com/#!/DngrMse2001/status/388049108025368576

Yes we cone? No, President Stompy Foot, you can’t.

http://twitter.com/#!/Zoo9guy/status/388050020618211328

The Obama administration continues to insist on its shutdown cones of shame at Mt. Rushmore. (Freaking eyeballs, how do they work?) But the Occupy America movement continues to tell the president that obedience is not patriotism. It’s time to get off our lawn.

http://twitter.com/#!/Zoo9guy/status/388141994037366787

Who else doesn’t take any guff? This guy:

http://twitter.com/#!/Zoo9guy/status/388047117182582784

Vision is hard! Dana Perino snickers at absurd Tetons Barrycade [pic]

Shutdown snickers: When spite cones fail! Plus, Drudge editor has scoop on more DC closures [pics]

‘Screw the government’: Barrycades can’t keep #OccupyAmerica out of the Tetons, Yosemite [pics]

‘Suck it!’ #OccupyAmerica hits Gulf Shores [pics]

#YesWeCone: Brilliant pic inspires perfect hashtag for #SpiteHouse shutdown theatrics

Need proof that #SpiteHouse Shutdown Theater is out of control? Look no further! [pic]

Ha! Check out what’s plastered over closed sign in DC; Barrycades? You’re doing it wrong [pics]

Brilliant pic! New motto for Barrycade-breaching #OccupyAmerica?

Screwed by the #SpiteHouse: Blue Ridge inn forced to throw out food after shutdown closure

Priorities, plebs! Not shut down? Obama glam shots, stompy foot sammich-posing [pics]

Barrycades, #SpiteHouse cones are no match for patriots at Great Smoky Mountains National Park [pics]

‘Catch us if you can’: Gettysburg visitors defy #SpiteHouse cones and Barrycades [pics]

#SpiteHouse Fail: A simple human anatomy question about Mt. Rushmore cones

#PresidentStompyFoot: Obama’s shutdown snit fits inspire another ‘nails it’ hashtag

#SpiteHouse: President Stompy Foot sparks new name for White House [Photoshops]

We can see 2014 from the Barry-cades: New symbol of Obama’s presidency [Photoshops]

Michigan’s national park Barrycades fall to citizens

‘Occupy America:’ Visitors at Utah’s Zion National Park defy cones and Barrycades

Families throw off the cones at Badlands National Park in South Dakota

We don’t need no stinkin’ safety! Laura Ingraham notes dangerous shutdown closure [pic]

‘Epic’ social media shutdown win! ICYMI: Check out this Urban Dictionary definition

Aziz Ansari live-tweets ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ trailer

http://twitter.com/#!/azizansari/status/195260676384632833

OH SHIT! ELECTRONIC BEES IN THE MIX!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

FUCK YEAH! THE ROCK!!! OH NOOO!! CHANNNNINNNG TATUM'S CHARACTER!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

WHAT?!! The President is the bad guy!! THE ROCK vs. THE PRESIDENT!! YES!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

GI JOES ARE NO MORE!! WHAAAAAAT!!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

WHAT?! BRUCE WILLIS IS THE ORIGINAL JOE!!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

"I'll take two cases of twin mints and a box of chuckalunks" – Bruce Willis. Don't understand, but I'm in! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

WHOA! A motorcycle just turned into missile!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

London? GONEZO! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

"I wasn't going to bury any more Joes!" – @TheRock #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

Swords! Rock climbing! Ninjas! This shit is nuts y'allllll!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

OH SHIT! Bruce Willis and The Rock just took off in a tank, the tank jumped in the air and shot missiles! YES! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

Whoa … it’s like we were right there! So much better than IMAX.

Praying Mantis

Bad Luck Brian

Letter slipped under door urges RNC delegates to vote for Ron Paul

http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisLicht/status/239858730018160640

Some Ron Paul supporters aren’t quite ready to let go of the “r3volution.” An open letter to RNC delegates slams Mitt Romney’s “questionable values and occasional hypocrisy” and urges Paul supporters to vote their conscience.

The letter claims “some delegates are being instructed not to speak with those supporting Ron Paul.”

Full letter here:

Open Letter To All #RonPaul Delegates & PEACE PREVAILS 2012 http://t.co/3LB4jHqa | RPForums

— Jason Brickley (@azureblade7v2) August 26, 2012

A few Twitterers who saw the letter are still holding out hope that Paul will be the Republican presidential nominee.

@ChrisLicht Awesome, it's good to know the word is getting out. Now it's up to the free will of the remaining the delegates to do their part

— Jeff Pierson (@kainhart) August 27, 2012

@ChrisLicht I am hoping for the sake of us all that they do.

— El (@KYNyts) August 27, 2012

@ChrisLicht It's a good idea. Vote Ron Paul, save the world.

— MrAdventur3 (@MrAdventur3) August 26, 2012

Others are rolling their eyes.

Talk about an exercise in futility. @ChrisLicht

— Cheryl Bowman (@astroterf) August 27, 2012

https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/239859828208566272

Oh you have got to be kidding http://t.co/ctoobFm9

— Kevin Eder (@keder) August 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/barkyl/status/239864427934007298

Know when to fold 'em. RT @ChrisLicht Look what was under my hotel door.. A letter to delegates urging them to vote for Ron Paul.

— servative (@servative) August 26, 2012

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