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Guess who actor blames for Foley beheading (Not ‘stands for compassion’ Obama)

http://twitter.com/#!/lovelandnana/status/505892607617421312

As Twitchy reported, blame social media is the new blame Bush, at least according to President No Strategy. However, it seems that actor Eric Roberts, best known as brother of actress Julia Roberts, didn’t get that memo. Plus he’s, you know, cuckoo pants. Taking a page from Russell Crowe’s Obama-swoon book?

http://twitter.com/#!/EricRoberts/status/506456240738684928

Truly pathetic. Seek help, man.

Related:

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Russell Crowe says ‘Obama is the light and the future,’ then throws hissy fit, blocks fans

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/01/guess-who-actor-eric-roberts-blames-for-barbaric-foley-beheading-hint-not-stands-for-compassion-obama/

‘I’m worried’: Val Kilmer’s ‘collages for sale’ draw horrified giggles [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/SallyMcSurly/status/437265242960429056

Actor Val Kilmer appeared in “The Doors,” “Tombstone,” and “Batman Forever.” Now, the “Real Genius” is hawking his collages on Twitter.

http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/436993263858221056 http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/436994703263678465

Yes, he says he created the collages.

http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/437014379666497537 http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/437265245354983424 http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/437267045063720961

Stay tuned, guys.

http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/437014767627026433

Shia LaBeouf school of “meta-modernist performance art,” true calling or something more mysterious?

http://twitter.com/#!/glorndeenth/status/437287564584550402 http://twitter.com/#!/bdinbigd/status/437052841002139648

Kilmer’s art is iffy, but this trolling is museum quality.

http://twitter.com/#!/daphaknee/status/437266747977392130 http://twitter.com/#!/daphaknee/status/437267097006387200 http://twitter.com/#!/daphaknee/status/437271989875908608

At least there’s this?

http://twitter.com/#!/chuck_dizzle/status/437267583524290560

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/26/im-worried-about-val-kilmer-actors-collages-for-sale-draw-horrified-giggles-pics/

Joss Whedon doesn’t get the whole representative government thing

http://twitter.com/#!/CalebHowe/status/488444228549111808

Wishful thinking.

http://twitter.com/#!/josswhedon/status/488434816137039872

Um… Actually it’s nothing at all like that.

Maybe spend some of those “Firefly” or “Avengers” royalties on a civics class, Joss. (A book on basic logic might not hurt either.)

http://twitter.com/#!/Marina_Sirtis/status/488437402554228738

She played a mental health professional, sort of. So she’s an expert, sort of.

http://twitter.com/#!/Wolfiesmom/status/488442036295454720

Valerie is so pretty.

http://twitter.com/#!/cynthia_jessup/status/488435284884074498 http://twitter.com/#!/FranklinH3000/status/488435227409547264

Good question.

http://twitter.com/#!/AJBulldis/status/488448401638293504

No uterus. No right to talk about it. Or something.

We can only assume that Joss Whedon and his adoring fans would agree that poor people should have no vote on what tax rates the wealthy have to pay.  And surely anyone who can’t define what an “assault weapon” is  shouldn’t be allowed to vote on whether to ban them. And unless someone has access to and understands every scrap of military intelligence, they should not have any say on national security issues, right?

http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/488448997955080193 http://twitter.com/#!/CaptianCarry/status/488450517455343616

You think?

http://twitter.com/#!/GPollowitz/status/488449066573889537

Because shut up, racist misogynist bigot!

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Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/13/joss-whedon-doesnt-get-the-whole-representative-government-thing/

Comedian Hannibal Buress called Bill Cosby a ‘rapist’ [video]

http://twitter.com/#!/sirmitchell/status/524428892896239616

At a show in Philadelphia last week, comedian Hannibal Buress went after comedy legend Bill Cosby for Cosby’s lecturing of African-Americans on cultural issues while at the same time dodging,  multiple allegations of sexual assault over the past decade. Here’s the transcript of the bit, via Vulture:

Thirteen? And it’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the fucking smuggest old black man public persona that I hate. Pull your pants up, black people. I was on TV in the ’80s. I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom. Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby. So, brings you down a couple notches. I don’t curse on stage. Well, yeah, you’re a rapist, so, I’ll take you sayin’ lots of motherfuckers on Bill Cosby: Himself if you weren’t a rapist. …I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. …I’ve done this bit on stage, and people don’t believe. People think I’m making it up. …That shit is upsetting. If you didn’t know about it, trust me. You leave here and Google ‘Bill Cosby rape.’ It’s not funny. That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress.

Tough words from Buress, and not very accurate. Yes, there are multiple allegations against Cosby, but there have been no charges filed in any of the incidents.

The response to Buress on Twitter, however, has been quite positive:

And here’s video of the remarks:

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Related:

‘Sambo, Uncle Tom n*gger’: Self-appointed race cops unleash hate on Cosby and Barkley for Zimmerman remarks

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/21/way-to-ruin-pudding-comedian-hannibal-buress-called-bill-cosby-a-rapist-video/