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Wendy Davis: Hobby Lobby decision ‘restrict(s) access to birth control’
http://twitter.com/#!/WendyDavisTexas/status/483700081992794112
Straight out of the Democrat playbook…
http://twitter.com/#!/sylvanrodriguez/status/483703225326264321 http://twitter.com/#!/GregChesser/status/483700471098404864 http://twitter.com/#!/Tankpuncher/status/483703093578567681Is anyone falling for this crap?
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Community Post: Which “Game Of Thrones” Character Matches Your Zodiac Sign?
Your horoscope is coming.
Which “Game Of Thrones” Character Matches Your Zodiac Sign?
- You got: Daenerys Targaryen
You are independent, strong, and a natural born leader who commands respect. Although you can be quite assertive, you will stop at nothing to protect the ones you love.
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- You got: Jon Snow
You are naturally intuitive, caring, and sensitive. While you may be easily jealous, you’re a highly faithful and protective person.
- You got: Tyrion Lannister
You are proud, charismatic, and overly confident. Although you may sometimes come off as self-centered, the people who know you best know you’re quite a generous person.
- You got: Arya Stark
You are an adventurer, naturally curious and–at times–rebellious. Although you can sometimes be overconfident and impatient, you truly have a kind heart.
- You got: Margaery Tyrell
You are ambitious, driven, and logical and you’re cautious when you need to be. At times you may come off as distrusting, but it’s only because you are persistent and practical.
- You got: Joffrey Baratheon
Although you can be materialistic and self-indulgent at times, you are an exceptionally driven person. You strive to persevere and are extremely ambitious.
- You got: Sansa Stark
Naturally enthusiastic and very amiable, you tend to shine in social situations. You can sometimes come off as superficial, but you’re quick-witted when you need to be.
- You got: Petyr Baelish
You are naturally charming and diplomatic, but at times you can be unreliable. You will speak up if you believe a certain situation is unjust and have strong intuition.
- You got: Catelyn Stark
Focused and strong-willed, you are a naturally trustworthy and passionate person. You are dedicated to the ones that you love and your loyalty knows no bounds.
- You got: Bran Stark
Genuine and imaginative, you tend to be the person people naturally gravitate toward. Although you can sometimes be idealistic, you are truly kind and compassionate at heart.
- You got: Renly Baratheon
Loyal and amiable, you are loved by many friends and family. You tend to have an everything or nothing approach that may come off as harsh, but you have a practical, kind heart.
- You got: Cersei Lannister
Although you can come off as cold and judgmental, you are extremely goal-oriented and highly intelligent. You play life like a game of chess: your analytical mind is always two steps ahead.
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#BlameBeyonce: Power outage at the Super Bowl
http://twitter.com/#!/ontariosmelody/status/298244345457422337
Everybody’s calling me asking if @beyonce really blew the stadium’s transformers. You guys are so easy. Lol
— Sandra Rose (@SandraRose) February 4, 2013
Heh. Following Beyoncé’s half-time performance, the Superdome experienced a game-stopping power outage. Viewers are blaming the pop star’s high-power performance.
I love how #BlameBeyonce is trending. It may just be her fault lmao
— Teesha Monroe (@teesh_22) February 4, 2013
They might as well go home, we already know who’s winning. #GoRavens #BlameBeyonce
— Kelly Augustine. (@MASQUEmag) February 4, 2013
#BlameBeyonce for the Stadium Power Outage. Her performance used up all the available electricity. #lightsout. Welcome to Africa!
— Nigerian Nightmare™ (@Churific) February 4, 2013
Nobody was ready for the jelly, or the power outage it caused. #blamebeyonce
— Andy Barnes (@AndyBarnes17) February 4, 2013
#BlameBeyonce Thanks for knocking the lights out. This is why you can’t have nice things, New Orleans.
— Bailey Ruth (@MissBaileyRuth) February 4, 2013
Even the Seattle Police Department piled on:
This would never happen at c-link…
— Seattle Police Dept. (@SeattlePD) February 4, 2013
“C-Link” is a reference to CenturyLink Field in Seattle.
Update:
@SuperBowlLights, created less than an hour ago, already has 18,000 followers.
My bad guys.
— Superbowl Lights (@SuperbowlLights) February 4, 2013
I’m fucking up.
— Superbowl Lights (@SuperbowlLights) February 4, 2013
RT IF YOU WANT ME TO COME BACK ON!!
— Superbowl Lights (@SuperbowlLights) February 4, 2013
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I voluntarily accompanied a handicapped girl to the hairdresser
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Guess who actor blames for Foley beheading (Not ‘stands for compassion’ Obama)
http://twitter.com/#!/lovelandnana/status/505892607617421312
As Twitchy reported, blame social media is the new blame Bush, at least according to President No Strategy. However, it seems that actor Eric Roberts, best known as brother of actress Julia Roberts, didn’t get that memo. Plus he’s, you know, cuckoo pants. Taking a page from Russell Crowe’s Obama-swoon book?
http://twitter.com/#!/EricRoberts/status/506456240738684928Truly pathetic. Seek help, man.
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