Author: Leaman Ralph

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#SpiteHouse Theater creates new ‘essential’ job at Mt. Rushmore [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/Zoo9guy/status/388048630558752768

One “essential” job saved or created by the Spite House?

http://twitter.com/#!/DngrMse2001/status/388049108025368576

Yes we cone? No, President Stompy Foot, you can’t.

http://twitter.com/#!/Zoo9guy/status/388050020618211328

The Obama administration continues to insist on its shutdown cones of shame at Mt. Rushmore. (Freaking eyeballs, how do they work?) But the Occupy America movement continues to tell the president that obedience is not patriotism. It’s time to get off our lawn.

http://twitter.com/#!/Zoo9guy/status/388141994037366787

Who else doesn’t take any guff? This guy:

http://twitter.com/#!/Zoo9guy/status/388047117182582784

Related:

Vision is hard! Dana Perino snickers at absurd Tetons Barrycade [pic]

Shutdown snickers: When spite cones fail! Plus, Drudge editor has scoop on more DC closures [pics]

‘Screw the government’: Barrycades can’t keep #OccupyAmerica out of the Tetons, Yosemite [pics]

‘Suck it!’ #OccupyAmerica hits Gulf Shores [pics]

#YesWeCone: Brilliant pic inspires perfect hashtag for #SpiteHouse shutdown theatrics

Need proof that #SpiteHouse Shutdown Theater is out of control? Look no further! [pic]

Ha! Check out what’s plastered over closed sign in DC; Barrycades? You’re doing it wrong [pics]

Brilliant pic! New motto for Barrycade-breaching #OccupyAmerica?

Screwed by the #SpiteHouse: Blue Ridge inn forced to throw out food after shutdown closure

Priorities, plebs! Not shut down? Obama glam shots, stompy foot sammich-posing [pics]

Barrycades, #SpiteHouse cones are no match for patriots at Great Smoky Mountains National Park [pics]

‘Catch us if you can’: Gettysburg visitors defy #SpiteHouse cones and Barrycades [pics]

#SpiteHouse Fail: A simple human anatomy question about Mt. Rushmore cones

#PresidentStompyFoot: Obama’s shutdown snit fits inspire another ‘nails it’ hashtag

#SpiteHouse: President Stompy Foot sparks new name for White House [Photoshops]

We can see 2014 from the Barry-cades: New symbol of Obama’s presidency [Photoshops]

Michigan’s national park Barrycades fall to citizens

‘Occupy America:’ Visitors at Utah’s Zion National Park defy cones and Barrycades

Families throw off the cones at Badlands National Park in South Dakota

We don’t need no stinkin’ safety! Laura Ingraham notes dangerous shutdown closure [pic]

‘Epic’ social media shutdown win! ICYMI: Check out this Urban Dictionary definition

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/10/your-spite-house-at-work-shutdown-theater-creates-new-essential-job-at-mt-rushmore-pics/

Aziz Ansari live-tweets ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ trailer

http://twitter.com/#!/azizansari/status/195260676384632833

OH SHIT! ELECTRONIC BEES IN THE MIX!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

FUCK YEAH! THE ROCK!!! OH NOOO!! CHANNNNINNNG TATUM'S CHARACTER!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

WHAT?!! The President is the bad guy!! THE ROCK vs. THE PRESIDENT!! YES!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

GI JOES ARE NO MORE!! WHAAAAAAT!!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

WHAT?! BRUCE WILLIS IS THE ORIGINAL JOE!!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

"I'll take two cases of twin mints and a box of chuckalunks" – Bruce Willis. Don't understand, but I'm in! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

WHOA! A motorcycle just turned into missile!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

London? GONEZO! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

"I wasn't going to bury any more Joes!" – @TheRock #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

Swords! Rock climbing! Ninjas! This shit is nuts y'allllll!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

OH SHIT! Bruce Willis and The Rock just took off in a tank, the tank jumped in the air and shot missiles! YES! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

Whoa … it’s like we were right there! So much better than IMAX.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/25/aziz-ansari-live-tweets-g-i-joe-retaliation-trailer/

Letter slipped under door urges RNC delegates to vote for Ron Paul

http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisLicht/status/239858730018160640

Some Ron Paul supporters aren’t quite ready to let go of the “r3volution.” An open letter to RNC delegates slams Mitt Romney’s “questionable values and occasional hypocrisy” and urges Paul supporters to vote their conscience.

The letter claims “some delegates are being instructed not to speak with those supporting Ron Paul.”

Full letter here:

Open Letter To All #RonPaul Delegates & PEACE PREVAILS 2012 http://t.co/3LB4jHqa | RPForums

— Jason Brickley (@azureblade7v2) August 26, 2012

A few Twitterers who saw the letter are still holding out hope that Paul will be the Republican presidential nominee.

@ChrisLicht Awesome, it's good to know the word is getting out. Now it's up to the free will of the remaining the delegates to do their part

— Jeff Pierson (@kainhart) August 27, 2012

@ChrisLicht I am hoping for the sake of us all that they do.

— El (@KYNyts) August 27, 2012

@ChrisLicht It's a good idea. Vote Ron Paul, save the world.

— MrAdventur3 (@MrAdventur3) August 26, 2012

Others are rolling their eyes.

Talk about an exercise in futility. @ChrisLicht

— Cheryl Bowman (@astroterf) August 27, 2012

https://twitter.com/JasonBWhitman/status/239859828208566272

Oh you have got to be kidding http://t.co/ctoobFm9

— Kevin Eder (@keder) August 26, 2012

https://twitter.com/barkyl/status/239864427934007298

Know when to fold 'em. RT @ChrisLicht Look what was under my hotel door.. A letter to delegates urging them to vote for Ron Paul.

— servative (@servative) August 26, 2012

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/08/27/letter-slipped-under-hotel-door-urges-rnc-delegates-to-vote-for-ron-paul/

Jake Tapper bikes with wounded warriors, is awed by their ‘spirit and determination’ [pics, video]

http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/461842254135431168

CNN’s Jake Tapper is in Texas today, where he’s supporting a very worthy cause:

http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/461858687020445696

But he’s not just sitting on the sidelines. He’s also part of the action!

http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/461884755831578625 http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/461902231973789696

Heh.

http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/461919111405002752

Goofy? Pffft. Whatevs, Jake. You look great!

http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/461931070263275521

Nice. But you know what’s even more impressive?

http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/461912974052319232

Love it.

http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/461918935751737344

Thanks once again to all our wounded warriors for their sacrifice.

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Related:

Awesome: Jake Tapper takes us on virtual tour of support center for wounded warriors

Awesome: Jake Tapper wants vets flown to Medal of Honor ceremony, JetBlue responds; Update: JetBlue, Southwest to help with costs

‘Fantastic!’ Jake Tapper and ‘The Lead’ ‘adopt’ American soldier in Afghanistan [pic]

Full Twitchy coverage of Jake Tapper

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/01/jake-tapper-bikes-with-wounded-warriors-is-awed-by-their-spirit-and-determination-pics-video/

Overexposed! Actor Paul Rudd takes on new role as real-life world leader?

http://twitter.com/#!/kathrynlopez/status/349843041982480387

Heh. Why indeed?

http://twitter.com/#!/TheDailyZack/status/349875742433218560

Snort! Twitter confusion emerged upon the news that Kevin Rudd has become Australia’s new prime minister.

http://twitter.com/#!/nycjim/status/349853395978424320

Kevin Rudd … actor Paul Rudd … same difference?

http://twitter.com/#!/ReturnOfBeale/status/349837958943227904 http://twitter.com/#!/NickMilligan_/status/349875412094033920

Perhaps the snark is understandable. Overexposed much?

http://twitter.com/#!/lionelong/status/349869422434988032

Bada-zing!

This Twitter user is doubly confused.

http://twitter.com/#!/researchrants/status/349848548055068672

Never change, Twitter.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/26/overexposed-actor-paul-rudd-takes-on-new-role-as-real-life-world-leader/