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Community Post: Which “Game Of Thrones” Character Matches Your Zodiac Sign?

Your horoscope is coming.

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Which “Game Of Thrones” Character Matches Your Zodiac Sign?

  1. You got: Daenerys Targaryen

    You are independent, strong, and a natural born leader who commands respect. Although you can be quite assertive, you will stop at nothing to protect the ones you love.

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  2. You got: Jon Snow

    You are naturally intuitive, caring, and sensitive. While you may be easily jealous, you’re a highly faithful and protective person.

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  3. You got: Tyrion Lannister

    You are proud, charismatic, and overly confident. Although you may sometimes come off as self-centered, the people who know you best know you’re quite a generous person.

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  4. You got: Arya Stark

    You are an adventurer, naturally curious and–at times–rebellious. Although you can sometimes be overconfident and impatient, you truly have a kind heart.

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  5. You got: Margaery Tyrell

    You are ambitious, driven, and logical and you’re cautious when you need to be. At times you may come off as distrusting, but it’s only because you are persistent and practical.

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  6. You got: Joffrey Baratheon

    Although you can be materialistic and self-indulgent at times, you are an exceptionally driven person. You strive to persevere and are extremely ambitious.

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  7. You got: Sansa Stark

    Naturally enthusiastic and very amiable, you tend to shine in social situations. You can sometimes come off as superficial, but you’re quick-witted when you need to be.

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  8. You got: Petyr Baelish

    You are naturally charming and diplomatic, but at times you can be unreliable. You will speak up if you believe a certain situation is unjust and have strong intuition.

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  9. You got: Catelyn Stark

    Focused and strong-willed, you are a naturally trustworthy and passionate person. You are dedicated to the ones that you love and your loyalty knows no bounds.

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  10. You got: Bran Stark

    Genuine and imaginative, you tend to be the person people naturally gravitate toward. Although you can sometimes be idealistic, you are truly kind and compassionate at heart.

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  11. You got: Renly Baratheon

    Loyal and amiable, you are loved by many friends and family. You tend to have an everything or nothing approach that may come off as harsh, but you have a practical, kind heart.

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  12. You got: Cersei Lannister

    Although you can come off as cold and judgmental, you are extremely goal-oriented and highly intelligent. You play life like a game of chess: your analytical mind is always two steps ahead.

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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/farrahnicole/which-game-of-thrones-character-matches-your-zod-14ow5

#BlameBeyonce: Power outage at the Super Bowl

http://twitter.com/#!/ontariosmelody/status/298244345457422337

Everybody’s calling me asking if @beyonce really blew the stadium’s transformers. You guys are so easy. Lol

— Sandra Rose (@SandraRose) February 4, 2013

Heh. Following Beyoncé’s half-time performance, the Superdome experienced a game-stopping power outage. Viewers are blaming the pop star’s high-power performance.

I love how #BlameBeyonce is trending. It may just be her fault lmao

— Teesha Monroe (@teesh_22) February 4, 2013

They might as well go home, we already know who’s winning. #GoRavens #BlameBeyonce

— Kelly Augustine. (@MASQUEmag) February 4, 2013

#BlameBeyonce for the Stadium Power Outage. Her performance used up all the available electricity. #lightsout. Welcome to Africa!

— Nigerian Nightmare™ (@Churific) February 4, 2013

Nobody was ready for the jelly, or the power outage it caused. #blamebeyonce

— Andy Barnes (@AndyBarnes17) February 4, 2013

#BlameBeyonce Thanks for knocking the lights out. This is why you can’t have nice things, New Orleans.

— Bailey Ruth (@MissBaileyRuth) February 4, 2013

Even the Seattle Police Department piled on:

This would never happen at c-link…

— Seattle Police Dept. (@SeattlePD) February 4, 2013

“C-Link” is a reference to CenturyLink Field in Seattle.

Update:

@SuperBowlLights, created less than an hour ago, already has 18,000 followers.

My bad guys.

— Superbowl Lights (@SuperbowlLights) February 4, 2013

I’m fucking up.

— Superbowl Lights (@SuperbowlLights) February 4, 2013

RT IF YOU WANT ME TO COME BACK ON!!

— Superbowl Lights (@SuperbowlLights) February 4, 2013

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/03/blamebeyonce-power-outage-at-the-super-bowl/

Guess who actor blames for Foley beheading (Not ‘stands for compassion’ Obama)

http://twitter.com/#!/lovelandnana/status/505892607617421312

As Twitchy reported, blame social media is the new blame Bush, at least according to President No Strategy. However, it seems that actor Eric Roberts, best known as brother of actress Julia Roberts, didn’t get that memo. Plus he’s, you know, cuckoo pants. Taking a page from Russell Crowe’s Obama-swoon book?

http://twitter.com/#!/EricRoberts/status/506456240738684928

Truly pathetic. Seek help, man.

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Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/01/guess-who-actor-eric-roberts-blames-for-barbaric-foley-beheading-hint-not-stands-for-compassion-obama/

‘I’m worried’: Val Kilmer’s ‘collages for sale’ draw horrified giggles [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/SallyMcSurly/status/437265242960429056

Actor Val Kilmer appeared in “The Doors,” “Tombstone,” and “Batman Forever.” Now, the “Real Genius” is hawking his collages on Twitter.

http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/436993263858221056 http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/436994703263678465

Yes, he says he created the collages.

http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/437014379666497537 http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/437265245354983424 http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/437267045063720961

Stay tuned, guys.

http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/437014767627026433

Shia LaBeouf school of “meta-modernist performance art,” true calling or something more mysterious?

http://twitter.com/#!/glorndeenth/status/437287564584550402 http://twitter.com/#!/bdinbigd/status/437052841002139648

Kilmer’s art is iffy, but this trolling is museum quality.

http://twitter.com/#!/daphaknee/status/437266747977392130 http://twitter.com/#!/daphaknee/status/437267097006387200 http://twitter.com/#!/daphaknee/status/437271989875908608

At least there’s this?

http://twitter.com/#!/chuck_dizzle/status/437267583524290560

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/26/im-worried-about-val-kilmer-actors-collages-for-sale-draw-horrified-giggles-pics/

Joss Whedon doesn’t get the whole representative government thing

http://twitter.com/#!/CalebHowe/status/488444228549111808

Wishful thinking.

http://twitter.com/#!/josswhedon/status/488434816137039872

Um… Actually it’s nothing at all like that.

Maybe spend some of those “Firefly” or “Avengers” royalties on a civics class, Joss. (A book on basic logic might not hurt either.)

http://twitter.com/#!/Marina_Sirtis/status/488437402554228738

She played a mental health professional, sort of. So she’s an expert, sort of.

http://twitter.com/#!/Wolfiesmom/status/488442036295454720

Valerie is so pretty.

http://twitter.com/#!/cynthia_jessup/status/488435284884074498 http://twitter.com/#!/FranklinH3000/status/488435227409547264

Good question.

http://twitter.com/#!/AJBulldis/status/488448401638293504

No uterus. No right to talk about it. Or something.

We can only assume that Joss Whedon and his adoring fans would agree that poor people should have no vote on what tax rates the wealthy have to pay.  And surely anyone who can’t define what an “assault weapon” is  shouldn’t be allowed to vote on whether to ban them. And unless someone has access to and understands every scrap of military intelligence, they should not have any say on national security issues, right?

http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/488448997955080193 http://twitter.com/#!/CaptianCarry/status/488450517455343616

You think?

http://twitter.com/#!/GPollowitz/status/488449066573889537

Because shut up, racist misogynist bigot!

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Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/13/joss-whedon-doesnt-get-the-whole-representative-government-thing/