‘I’m worried’: Val Kilmer’s ‘collages for sale’ draw horrified giggles [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/SallyMcSurly/status/437265242960429056

Actor Val Kilmer appeared in “The Doors,” “Tombstone,” and “Batman Forever.” Now, the “Real Genius” is hawking his collages on Twitter.

http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/436993263858221056 http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/436994703263678465

Yes, he says he created the collages.

http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/437014379666497537 http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/437265245354983424 http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/437267045063720961

Stay tuned, guys.

http://twitter.com/#!/ValEKilmer/status/437014767627026433

Shia LaBeouf school of “meta-modernist performance art,” true calling or something more mysterious?

http://twitter.com/#!/glorndeenth/status/437287564584550402 http://twitter.com/#!/bdinbigd/status/437052841002139648

Kilmer’s art is iffy, but this trolling is museum quality.

http://twitter.com/#!/daphaknee/status/437266747977392130 http://twitter.com/#!/daphaknee/status/437267097006387200 http://twitter.com/#!/daphaknee/status/437271989875908608

At least there’s this?

http://twitter.com/#!/chuck_dizzle/status/437267583524290560

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/26/im-worried-about-val-kilmer-actors-collages-for-sale-draw-horrified-giggles-pics/

Joss Whedon doesn’t get the whole representative government thing

http://twitter.com/#!/CalebHowe/status/488444228549111808

Wishful thinking.

http://twitter.com/#!/josswhedon/status/488434816137039872

Um… Actually it’s nothing at all like that.

Maybe spend some of those “Firefly” or “Avengers” royalties on a civics class, Joss. (A book on basic logic might not hurt either.)

http://twitter.com/#!/Marina_Sirtis/status/488437402554228738

She played a mental health professional, sort of. So she’s an expert, sort of.

http://twitter.com/#!/Wolfiesmom/status/488442036295454720

Valerie is so pretty.

http://twitter.com/#!/cynthia_jessup/status/488435284884074498 http://twitter.com/#!/FranklinH3000/status/488435227409547264

Good question.

http://twitter.com/#!/AJBulldis/status/488448401638293504

No uterus. No right to talk about it. Or something.

We can only assume that Joss Whedon and his adoring fans would agree that poor people should have no vote on what tax rates the wealthy have to pay.  And surely anyone who can’t define what an “assault weapon” is  shouldn’t be allowed to vote on whether to ban them. And unless someone has access to and understands every scrap of military intelligence, they should not have any say on national security issues, right?

http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/488448997955080193 http://twitter.com/#!/CaptianCarry/status/488450517455343616

You think?

http://twitter.com/#!/GPollowitz/status/488449066573889537

Because shut up, racist misogynist bigot!

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Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/13/joss-whedon-doesnt-get-the-whole-representative-government-thing/

Comedian Hannibal Buress called Bill Cosby a ‘rapist’ [video]

http://twitter.com/#!/sirmitchell/status/524428892896239616

At a show in Philadelphia last week, comedian Hannibal Buress went after comedy legend Bill Cosby for Cosby’s lecturing of African-Americans on cultural issues while at the same time dodging,  multiple allegations of sexual assault over the past decade. Here’s the transcript of the bit, via Vulture:

Thirteen? And it’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the fucking smuggest old black man public persona that I hate. Pull your pants up, black people. I was on TV in the ’80s. I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom. Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby. So, brings you down a couple notches. I don’t curse on stage. Well, yeah, you’re a rapist, so, I’ll take you sayin’ lots of motherfuckers on Bill Cosby: Himself if you weren’t a rapist. …I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. …I’ve done this bit on stage, and people don’t believe. People think I’m making it up. …That shit is upsetting. If you didn’t know about it, trust me. You leave here and Google ‘Bill Cosby rape.’ It’s not funny. That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress.

Tough words from Buress, and not very accurate. Yes, there are multiple allegations against Cosby, but there have been no charges filed in any of the incidents.

The response to Buress on Twitter, however, has been quite positive:

And here’s video of the remarks:

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Related:

‘Sambo, Uncle Tom n*gger’: Self-appointed race cops unleash hate on Cosby and Barkley for Zimmerman remarks

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/21/way-to-ruin-pudding-comedian-hannibal-buress-called-bill-cosby-a-rapist-video/

#SpiteHouse Theater creates new ‘essential’ job at Mt. Rushmore [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/Zoo9guy/status/388048630558752768

One “essential” job saved or created by the Spite House?

http://twitter.com/#!/DngrMse2001/status/388049108025368576

Yes we cone? No, President Stompy Foot, you can’t.

http://twitter.com/#!/Zoo9guy/status/388050020618211328

The Obama administration continues to insist on its shutdown cones of shame at Mt. Rushmore. (Freaking eyeballs, how do they work?) But the Occupy America movement continues to tell the president that obedience is not patriotism. It’s time to get off our lawn.

http://twitter.com/#!/Zoo9guy/status/388141994037366787

Who else doesn’t take any guff? This guy:

http://twitter.com/#!/Zoo9guy/status/388047117182582784

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‘Screw the government’: Barrycades can’t keep #OccupyAmerica out of the Tetons, Yosemite [pics]

‘Suck it!’ #OccupyAmerica hits Gulf Shores [pics]

#YesWeCone: Brilliant pic inspires perfect hashtag for #SpiteHouse shutdown theatrics

Need proof that #SpiteHouse Shutdown Theater is out of control? Look no further! [pic]

Ha! Check out what’s plastered over closed sign in DC; Barrycades? You’re doing it wrong [pics]

Brilliant pic! New motto for Barrycade-breaching #OccupyAmerica?

Screwed by the #SpiteHouse: Blue Ridge inn forced to throw out food after shutdown closure

Priorities, plebs! Not shut down? Obama glam shots, stompy foot sammich-posing [pics]

Barrycades, #SpiteHouse cones are no match for patriots at Great Smoky Mountains National Park [pics]

‘Catch us if you can’: Gettysburg visitors defy #SpiteHouse cones and Barrycades [pics]

#SpiteHouse Fail: A simple human anatomy question about Mt. Rushmore cones

#PresidentStompyFoot: Obama’s shutdown snit fits inspire another ‘nails it’ hashtag

#SpiteHouse: President Stompy Foot sparks new name for White House [Photoshops]

We can see 2014 from the Barry-cades: New symbol of Obama’s presidency [Photoshops]

Michigan’s national park Barrycades fall to citizens

‘Occupy America:’ Visitors at Utah’s Zion National Park defy cones and Barrycades

Families throw off the cones at Badlands National Park in South Dakota

We don’t need no stinkin’ safety! Laura Ingraham notes dangerous shutdown closure [pic]

‘Epic’ social media shutdown win! ICYMI: Check out this Urban Dictionary definition

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/10/your-spite-house-at-work-shutdown-theater-creates-new-essential-job-at-mt-rushmore-pics/

Aziz Ansari live-tweets ‘G.I. Joe: Retaliation’ trailer

http://twitter.com/#!/azizansari/status/195260676384632833

OH SHIT! ELECTRONIC BEES IN THE MIX!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

FUCK YEAH! THE ROCK!!! OH NOOO!! CHANNNNINNNG TATUM'S CHARACTER!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOO! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

WHAT?!! The President is the bad guy!! THE ROCK vs. THE PRESIDENT!! YES!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

GI JOES ARE NO MORE!! WHAAAAAAT!!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

WHAT?! BRUCE WILLIS IS THE ORIGINAL JOE!!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

"I'll take two cases of twin mints and a box of chuckalunks" – Bruce Willis. Don't understand, but I'm in! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

WHOA! A motorcycle just turned into missile!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

London? GONEZO! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

"I wasn't going to bury any more Joes!" – @TheRock #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

Swords! Rock climbing! Ninjas! This shit is nuts y'allllll!!! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

OH SHIT! Bruce Willis and The Rock just took off in a tank, the tank jumped in the air and shot missiles! YES! #GIJoeTrailerRxnLiveTweet

— Aziz Ansari (@azizansari) April 25, 2012

Whoa … it’s like we were right there! So much better than IMAX.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/25/aziz-ansari-live-tweets-g-i-joe-retaliation-trailer/