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Burn it all! #AmherstUprising snowflakes just taught us a new ‘dumb SJWism’
As Twitchy told you,a group of Amherst College students calling themselves “Amherst Uprising” have submitted a long list of demands to the college’s president, administrators, and board of trustees. Among their 11 demands is that any student found displaying a “Free Speech” poster be subjected todisciplinary action, including mandatory “extensive training for racial and cultural competency.” They’ve given until 11:59 p.m. on November 18 to comply. Otherwise, there could be trouble. You hear that? Trouble!
Here’s another demand:
It’s full of the usual SJW P.C. jargon… except maybe for one term we’ve heretofore been unfamiliar with:
“Latinx”? Seriously? What fresh hell is this?
Oh, lawdy …
The “x” makes Latino, a masculine identifier, gender-neutral. It also moves beyondLatin@ which has been used in the past to include both masculine and feminine identities to encompass genders outside of that limiting man-woman binary.
Latinx, pronounced “La-teen-ex,” includes the numerous people of Latin American descent whose gender identities fluctuate along different points of the spectrum, fromagenderornonbinarytogender non-conforming,genderqueerandgenderfluid.
So, this is where we’re at now.Fan. Frigging. Tastic.
The more we know, the more we pray for Sweet Meteor of Death to come and end it all.
We have to laugh so we don’t cry.
Get to it!
#AmherstUprising organizers at Amherst College demand end to free speech
Deadline approaching for Amherst College president to denounce racist mascot
19 Reasons Why Being A Quinceañera Is Just The Worst
You might look like a princess, but you definitely won’t feel like one.
So, why is being a Quinceañera the worst? Well…
3. Because your dad can sometimes be a total klutz at the worst possible moment.
4. Because your special Quinceañera video will contain INCREDIBLY BAD video effects…
7. And your video will have the same cliché shots of you awkwardly posing with your Quinceañera outfit.
8. Your choreographer will suggest that dancing with fire will make your night more memorable…
11. Your dress will INEVITABLY turn against you at the worst possible moment.
12. Dancing like this for an hour with every single family member is the bane of your existence.
13. Your chambelanes are generally your cousins who don’t have the heart to tell you “NO.”
They might tell you, “Of course, Cuz… Anything for you.” But in reality, they probably hate you for asking.
14. The limo ride is actually not as cool as it seems.
Also, pink limos should never be a thing.
15. Even though you woke up at the crack of dawn to have someone put a pound of makeup on your face…
18. Even though it might seem sweet to have your dad put on your high heels in front of everyone, it’s actually really awkward.
::awkward turtle::
19. There will come a point in the evening when you’re just over it.
Like “GET ME OUT OF THIS DRESS AND GET ME SOME SWEATPANTS” over it.
Just remember not to take it too seriously.
Reminder: You could always just go to Disneyland… Just saying.
Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/norbertobriceno/go-to-disneyland-instead