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Earlier this week, Virginia State Sen. Deeds was stabbed multiple times by his 24-year-old son Gus. Gus committed suicide shortly thereafter.
This was Sen. Deeds’ message upon being released from the hospital this morning:
http://twitter.com/#!/CreighDeeds/status/403922294994501633Heartbreaking. We can’t begin to imagine the pain Sen. Deeds is feeling. But we sincerely hope he can draw comfort and strength from knowing that he and his family are in our thoughts and prayers.
http://twitter.com/#!/eaaknighterrant/status/403931441370636288 http://twitter.com/#!/TRIZNIK/status/403927803760218113 http://twitter.com/#!/Steplor/status/403930848732274688 http://twitter.com/#!/val_wonders/status/403928599587090433 http://twitter.com/#!/WoobieTuesday/status/403928585678753792 http://twitter.com/#!/Robin621k/status/403930381264883712 http://twitter.com/#!/juliawb/status/403929942196776960 http://twitter.com/#!/sokmnkee/status/403932664995917824 http://twitter.com/#!/_therockdiva/status/403930268056432640***
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National Review’s Jim Geraghty wonders how America will be able to tell if that happens.
http://twitter.com/#!/jimgeraghty/status/400717652244439040Sometimes the flakes are frosted:
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The NRA is under fire — yet again — from the New York Daily News and NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio over a picture tweeted by the group’s America’s 1st Freedom account.
The photo showsDemocrat State Senator Roxanne Persaud and Democrat Assemblywoman Jo Anne Simon with 4 bullets and links to an editorial by America’s 1st Freededom’s Mark Chestnut on the pair’s idiotic plan to attempt to limit ammo sales in New York State to “twice the capacity of a gun owners firearm during a 90-day period.”
Those 4 bullets, you see, are an “act of terror” according to the New York Daily News which suggests the two politicians “be gunned down.”
And Mayor Bill de Blasio seems to agree with the paper:
So now bullets in a photo that links to an editorial on a proposal by two politicians to limit bullets sales equals an “act of terror”? Delete your account, NY Daily News:

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Twitchy regular Neil deGrasse Tyson is at it again, this time fact-checking “roses are red, violets are blue” poems:
If rhymes were accurate:
“Roses are red, violets are…violet.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 17, 2017
Sigh:
I regret to inform you that Stoned Science Man is at it again. https://t.co/ghQykSkmCD— N. Bourbaki (@d08890) December 18, 2017
For starters, Tyson isn’t accurate. You know, science:
Actually, we subjectively experience color and names of colors based on the light that the flower petals reflect and absorb. Also, not all roses are red. https://t.co/frYf5Ke0Sn— Feliz Navi-JJ (@J_Dot_J) December 18, 2017
You imbecile, you moron. So many roses are not red. This is the dumbest tweet yet. https://t.co/dqufJRqXLK— 🎄🕊💀GaBrrrrrielle💀🕊🎄 (@peachcrush4loko) December 18, 2017
ACTUALLY, not all roses are red and blueberries are not truly blue. You've been deGrassed, fool! https://t.co/pwJlIV1bQD— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) December 18, 2017
In your "correction" the quatrain no longer rhymes nor scans. Also viola sororia is known as the "common blue violet" by horticulturalists. https://t.co/wStvP7k4GT— Strahan Cadell (@Sartor1836) December 18, 2017
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