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Twitchy regular Neil deGrasse Tyson is at it again, this time fact-checking “roses are red, violets are blue” poems:
If rhymes were accurate:
“Roses are red, violets are…violet.”— Neil deGrasse Tyson (@neiltyson) December 17, 2017
Sigh:
I regret to inform you that Stoned Science Man is at it again. https://t.co/ghQykSkmCD— N. Bourbaki (@d08890) December 18, 2017
For starters, Tyson isn’t accurate. You know, science:
Actually, we subjectively experience color and names of colors based on the light that the flower petals reflect and absorb. Also, not all roses are red. https://t.co/frYf5Ke0Sn— Feliz Navi-JJ (@J_Dot_J) December 18, 2017
You imbecile, you moron. So many roses are not red. This is the dumbest tweet yet. https://t.co/dqufJRqXLK— 🎄🕊💀GaBrrrrrielle💀🕊🎄 (@peachcrush4loko) December 18, 2017
ACTUALLY, not all roses are red and blueberries are not truly blue. You've been deGrassed, fool! https://t.co/pwJlIV1bQD— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) December 18, 2017
In your "correction" the quatrain no longer rhymes nor scans. Also viola sororia is known as the "common blue violet" by horticulturalists. https://t.co/wStvP7k4GT— Strahan Cadell (@Sartor1836) December 18, 2017
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Normally we prefer Republicans nicknamed “Maverick” to act a little more mavericky than this.
http://twitter.com/#!/JedediahBila/status/380802489974407168 http://twitter.com/#!/NumbuhOne/status/380802846251565057The Senate will certainly never vote down Obamacare as long as Republicans are in the minority (which can be changed), and it’ll certainly never happen as long as some of those Republicans are the Democrats’ best friend.
http://twitter.com/#!/Mustng959Welsh/status/380803389124128768However, McCain’s trying to save the GOP, or something:
http://twitter.com/#!/LightmanDavid/status/380801500458397696Iowahawk summed up the situation as only he can in this tweet from earlier today:
http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/380681553136742400Ha!
Video of McCain’s appearance on CNN:
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