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Snort: ‘Dilbert’ cartoon mocks beard-tastic econo-doofus Paul Krugman

http://twitter.com/#!/garnetseminole/status/341517950680965120

Coincidence? We think not.

In this morning’s “Dilbert,” cartoonist Scott Adams took a not-so-subtle swipe at our favorite Nobel Prize-winning economist and lover of broken windows, Paul Krugman:

http://twitter.com/#!/armandoarrieta/status/341545377859768320

It’s all about the beard cred. Tee-hee!

http://twitter.com/#!/Heminator/status/341558126908162048

We know! Right?

http://twitter.com/#!/smitty_one_each/status/341500194258563073

Awesome, indeed.

http://twitter.com/#!/glenngarvin/status/341569028004929536

Heh. It’s funny because it’s true.

http://twitter.com/#!/IMAO_/status/341579718543429632

Don’t worry — he’s well on his way. It’s just too easy!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/03/snort-dilbert-cartoon-mocks-beard-tastic-econo-doofus-paul-krugman/

NewsBusters’ Noel Sheppard live-tweets from hospital

http://twitter.com/#!/NoelSheppard/status/424639511344467968

NewsBusters associate editor Noel Sheppard found himself unexpectedly tweeting from the emergency room and a hospital bed Saturday.

http://twitter.com/#!/NoelSheppard/status/424665276530315264 http://twitter.com/#!/NoelSheppard/status/424676595589464064 http://twitter.com/#!/NoelSheppard/status/424680164086530048 http://twitter.com/#!/NoelSheppard/status/424680620967874561

Take that, haters.

http://twitter.com/#!/NoelSheppard/status/424686211559854080 http://twitter.com/#!/NoelSheppard/status/424692180545183745 http://twitter.com/#!/NoelSheppard/status/424713062273536000 http://twitter.com/#!/NoelSheppard/status/424715918942674944 http://twitter.com/#!/NoelSheppard/status/424735436108754944

We at Twitchy send our best wishes for a quick recovery.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/18/all-this-to-cure-conservatism-newsbusters-noel-sheppard-live-tweets-from-hospital/

‘Trifecta?’ Citizens dream of third Obama admin. resignation of the day

http://twitter.com/#!/SamValley/status/472443810216443904

Is there a “rule of threes” when it comes to political resignations? Many are hoping that’s the case now that the resignations of both Jay Carney and VA head Eric Shinseki have been announced.

Who is the third resignation many are hoping for?

http://twitter.com/#!/GOPMommy/status/472460259642982400

Dare to dream!

http://twitter.com/#!/scause1701/status/472463070082920448

So true, but it’s fun to imagine nonetheless:

http://twitter.com/#!/KristinaRibali/status/472439132463968256 http://twitter.com/#!/KJohnsonTN/status/472469859021094912 http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisBarnhart/status/472438196836388866 http://twitter.com/#!/mann_cmann1008/status/472482747429437441 http://twitter.com/#!/moelane/status/472438557227765760 http://twitter.com/#!/StanleyCohenLaw/status/472464758780616704

How about a trade?

http://twitter.com/#!/imau2fan/status/472447706557063168

Heh.

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Related:

‘Absolutely insane’! Sen. Sanders heaps bogus praise on outgoing Sec. Shinseki

Priceless! Dan Pfeiffer’s tribute to Jay Carney is ‘contender for joke of the year’

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/30/can-we-make-it-a-trifecta-citizens-dream-of-third-obama-administration-resignation-of-the-day/

Groom And His Wedding Guests Give The Beautiful Bride An Awesome Surprise.

Michael and Jessica promised each other they weren’t going to give each other anything for their wedding, but Jessica went ahead and broke that little promise when she gave her future husband a really beautifully written letter the day before their wedding…but little did she know that Michael was also planning on breaking that promise.

With the help of 80 of their closest friends and family members, Michael had put together a flash mob to surprise his new wife just after their first dance as a married couple.

Watch as Jessica is shocked by her heart-warming surprise.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fqWosszpnE?rel=0]

(Source: Blue Kite Cinema)

They say the best gifts are those that don’t cost any money and come from the heart, and that is exactly what this was. Knowing the thought, work and love that goes into planning something like this is something the recipient will always appreciate.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/groom-wedding-flash-mob/

What makes you mad?

http://twitter.com/#!/_KelliJohnson/status/187267316675911680

For some reason, everybody seemed to be in an angry mood today. That’s probably why #WhatGetsMeMad became a trending hashtag. After all, what better way to express your anger than logging onto twitter to publicly complain about all your problems!

Here are just a few things that seems to piss people off.

#whatgetsmemad is when people use #hashtags on facebook.

— (@notwizgrantifa) April 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/justarun/status/187196312633085952

#WhatGetsMeMad being treated like a child

— Niki DiAntonio (@NikiDiAntonio) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad is when I do stuff and it's unappreciated

— Kayla C (@KAYLA_twin06) April 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/jaymie_quinn/status/187247105830690817

https://twitter.com/#!/mygirldope/status/187260047699611650

#WhatGetsMeMad when people act differently around different people…

— ChibiShel (@ThatoneLazyNerd) April 3, 2012

#whatgetsmemad when someone doesn't realize what they did was wrong #ownup

— NIKKI (@nicolezwolan) April 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/bebefbaby/status/187257603397664768

#WhatGetsMeMad when people say "SOCCER" the sport is called FOOTBALL. FOOT-BALL.

— Khalfani ♛ (@gracieveli) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad, when i have to repeat myself for people who didnt listen the first time. -_-

— brrrritani. (@be_unusual) April 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/_illestandrae/status/187268356938797056

#WhatGetsMeMad people who judge you because of your huge love for a boyband.

— Natalie (@Natalie_LoveJLS) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad is getting woken up

— ♛ Sinister… ♕ (@Siikerr) April 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/idgafurawkward/status/187200725703602176

https://twitter.com/#!/southrnstandrds/status/187254085618122752

#WhatGetsMeMad seeing someone i love, love someone else.

— Bemere™✍ (@GraphixsGuru) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad that Mayweather vs. Pacquiao hasnt happened yet

— Mr Twitta (@RandyFloss) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad is when I go shopping and can't find ANYTHING I want or like -___-

— Rachel Angenique (@NeverFraudulent) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad when someone gives my number to somebody without asking me first .

— Renee (@Reneebaaaby) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad when people assume shit

— maria (@MARIARAYXO) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad is when your close friends tell other people your business

— Devin Dougherty (@devdaisy) April 3, 2012

#whatgetsmemad : people who suck up to you and are nice to you when you clearly know they talk shit about you .

— Vivian (@_viviaanL) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad being lied to !

— ✨knowledge (@_freshNtatted) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad when you try to sugar coat shit. Get to the point or just don't say shit at all.

— Joey Amaya (@killajamaya) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad , self centered folks who think they're above everyone else.

— sara hall ✌ (@LOVE_isLoud) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad Auto-Correct -.-

— Silly Rabbit ✗o (@ItsRickyDUHH) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad is when you don't reply to my text but yet you're tweeting via mobile.

— kim (@odd_kimmykim) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad when you put the effort in and the other person doesn't even notice…

— maria (@MARIARAYXO) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad is when people make fun of disabled people. Kill with that shit; it wasn't their fault.

— Munashe ♓ (@m__dynamite) April 3, 2012

#whatgetsmemad when i'm about to have myself some cereal but the milk gone -___-

— Jay Carey (@CareyBoy15) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad people who walk super slow in front of me

— Niki DiAntonio (@NikiDiAntonio) April 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/lod_dread/status/187259984998973440

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/04/03/what-makes-you-mad/

‘True colors’: DNC ok for Empire State Building, not kids with cancer

http://twitter.com/#!/MonicaCrowley/status/499288468812345344

The Empire State Building in New York City is known for lighting up in various color schemes to celebrate different people or events. When it comes to deciding what they will or will not light up for, the owners of the building really show us their true colors.

http://twitter.com/#!/BarneyFranken/status/499241091338477568

From CNS News:

The Empire State Building, which is not run by the city government has decided to help the mayor in his goal and has announced that they willlight the top of the famous skyscraper blue on Tuesday night, in order to convince the DNC to come to town.  This despite the building’s own policy of not lighting the tower in support of “political figures and campaigns”:

“The Empire State Building also does not light for political figures and campaigns, for personal events such as birthdays, anniversaries or weddings, or for commercial events such as product launches.”

http://twitter.com/#!/DanJoseph78/status/499239004509073408 http://twitter.com/#!/KonkelMike/status/499289833987395584 http://twitter.com/#!/TAGIII/status/499289992804724736 http://twitter.com/#!/EFettmann/status/499293900264464384

A suspicion based on a very sketchy hypothetical.

http://twitter.com/#!/USA4Liberty/status/499300965611081728

He’s probably happy about it too since the Democrats booed him at their last convention.

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/12/true-colors-dnc-is-ok-for-empire-state-building-but-not-kids-with-cancer/