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Warren Buffett dubs Hillary Clinton ‘#45,’ welcomes to Twitter

http://twitter.com/#!/mikeo90/status/344240093642518528

Something tells us that Warren Buffett wasn’t trying to imply with his tweet that Hillary Clinton is his 45th favorite woman in the world.

http://twitter.com/#!/JasonBWhitman/status/344238827839320064

That sure sounds like an endorsement. He must be confident that Hillary will have what it takes to finally raise his tax rates to where they belong. Won’t someone force Buffett to pay his fair share?

http://twitter.com/#!/carlquintanilla/status/344241279925895168 http://twitter.com/#!/SensReporter/status/344240404272672768 http://twitter.com/#!/Proud_of_Obama/status/344249258528108544 http://twitter.com/#!/LeAaronFoley/status/344248439544086528

Not everyone’s feeling the love for Hillary, but what difference, at this point, does it make what Warren Buffett says?

http://twitter.com/#!/mjwtruth/status/344243000320344066 http://twitter.com/#!/JerseyBucks/status/344248022529617923

We have a feeling we know which lever Buffett will be pulling in the voting booth in 2016, but what will it take to get him to click that “Follow” button, just once, for one of his favorite women?

Hoax: McDonald’s and KFC support Chick-fil-A

http://twitter.com/#!/SpiveyStuart/status/230067891616247808

Kentucky Fried Chicken "We Support Chick-Fil-A, and their Christian Beliefs". #chickfila #mcdonalds #kfc pic.twitter.com/kSEEdkFZ

— Latrice Butts (@latricebutts) July 30, 2012

According to About.com, the aforementioned images were created using an internet site called the take out Sign Generator. (The site is down.) Yep, they’re apparently fakes.

Although KFC and McDonald's signs encouraging Chick-fil-A are enjoyable, they’re also artificial.

— Michael Linton (@MBLinton) July 30, 2012

“@snopes: Photo purportedly reveals a McDonald's sign revealing support for Chick-fil-A. http://t.co/OoDGfbSQ #UrbanLegends” It's fake!

— Kristen Doerschner (@BCT_KDoerschner) July 30, 2012

Alas, many on Twitter fell when it comes to prank:

https://twitter.com/JonathanMcNeil/status/230096076789665792

https://twitter.com/MissKayyRene/status/230067995328790528

Therefore McDonalds posted they accept exactly what ChickFilA said, are you currently for real?

— July 22❤ (@xoxo_kyndall) July 30, 2012

Mcdonalds aids chick-fil-a lol fuck em both wit the sick cock

— ROC (@r0c_nati0n) July 30, 2012

How does chick-fil-a and now mcdonalds value exact same sex wedding?? end worrying all about other individuals life and present me a number 3. #tf

— Ciarra Holt (@CiarraHolt) July 30, 2012

Only realized that Mcdonalds features published a sign someplace saying " WE assistance Chick Fil A.. Now try to boycott us!" BAM! Right here we go!!!!!!

— Cassidy Smith (@dancer4Him1997) July 30, 2012

We accept this message –> RT @SpiveyStuart: Love it, McDonalds gets associated with the chick-fil-a conflict. http://t.co/rrj46doA

— Brent Teichman (@BrentTeichman) July 30, 2012

No word if nyc circumstances columnist Nick Bilton was the type of just who got snookered.

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/30/hoax-of-the-day-mcdonalds-and-kfc-support-chick-fil-a/

Snort: ‘Dilbert’ cartoon mocks beard-tastic econo-doofus Paul Krugman

http://twitter.com/#!/garnetseminole/status/341517950680965120

Coincidence? We think not.

In this morning’s “Dilbert,” cartoonist Scott Adams took a not-so-subtle swipe at our favorite Nobel Prize-winning economist and lover of broken windows, Paul Krugman:

http://twitter.com/#!/armandoarrieta/status/341545377859768320

It’s all about the beard cred. Tee-hee!

http://twitter.com/#!/Heminator/status/341558126908162048

We know! Right?

http://twitter.com/#!/smitty_one_each/status/341500194258563073

Awesome, indeed.

http://twitter.com/#!/glenngarvin/status/341569028004929536

Heh. It’s funny because it’s true.

http://twitter.com/#!/IMAO_/status/341579718543429632

Don’t worry — he’s well on his way. It’s just too easy!

The Most Interesting Man In The World

‘Trifecta?’ Citizens dream of third Obama admin. resignation of the day

http://twitter.com/#!/SamValley/status/472443810216443904

Is there a “rule of threes” when it comes to political resignations? Many are hoping that’s the case now that the resignations of both Jay Carney and VA head Eric Shinseki have been announced.

Who is the third resignation many are hoping for?

http://twitter.com/#!/GOPMommy/status/472460259642982400

Dare to dream!

http://twitter.com/#!/scause1701/status/472463070082920448

So true, but it’s fun to imagine nonetheless:

http://twitter.com/#!/KristinaRibali/status/472439132463968256 http://twitter.com/#!/KJohnsonTN/status/472469859021094912 http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisBarnhart/status/472438196836388866 http://twitter.com/#!/mann_cmann1008/status/472482747429437441 http://twitter.com/#!/moelane/status/472438557227765760 http://twitter.com/#!/StanleyCohenLaw/status/472464758780616704

How about a trade?

http://twitter.com/#!/imau2fan/status/472447706557063168

Heh.

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‘Absolutely insane’! Sen. Sanders heaps bogus praise on outgoing Sec. Shinseki

Priceless! Dan Pfeiffer’s tribute to Jay Carney is ‘contender for joke of the year’

Just A Tweet…

Overly Manly Man

Groom And His Wedding Guests Give The Beautiful Bride An Awesome Surprise.

Michael and Jessica promised each other they weren’t going to give each other anything for their wedding, but Jessica went ahead and broke that little promise when she gave her future husband a really beautifully written letter the day before their wedding…but little did she know that Michael was also planning on breaking that promise.

With the help of 80 of their closest friends and family members, Michael had put together a flash mob to surprise his new wife just after their first dance as a married couple.

Watch as Jessica is shocked by her heart-warming surprise.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3fqWosszpnE?rel=0]

(Source: Blue Kite Cinema)

They say the best gifts are those that don’t cost any money and come from the heart, and that is exactly what this was. Knowing the thought, work and love that goes into planning something like this is something the recipient will always appreciate.

What makes you mad?

http://twitter.com/#!/_KelliJohnson/status/187267316675911680

For some reason, everybody seemed to be in an angry mood today. That’s probably why #WhatGetsMeMad became a trending hashtag. After all, what better way to express your anger than logging onto twitter to publicly complain about all your problems!

Here are just a few things that seems to piss people off.

#whatgetsmemad is when people use #hashtags on facebook.

— (@notwizgrantifa) April 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/justarun/status/187196312633085952

#WhatGetsMeMad being treated like a child

— Niki DiAntonio (@NikiDiAntonio) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad is when I do stuff and it's unappreciated

— Kayla C (@KAYLA_twin06) April 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/jaymie_quinn/status/187247105830690817

https://twitter.com/#!/mygirldope/status/187260047699611650

#WhatGetsMeMad when people act differently around different people…

— ChibiShel (@ThatoneLazyNerd) April 3, 2012

#whatgetsmemad when someone doesn't realize what they did was wrong #ownup

— NIKKI (@nicolezwolan) April 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/bebefbaby/status/187257603397664768

#WhatGetsMeMad when people say "SOCCER" the sport is called FOOTBALL. FOOT-BALL.

— Khalfani ♛ (@gracieveli) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad, when i have to repeat myself for people who didnt listen the first time. -_-

— brrrritani. (@be_unusual) April 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/_illestandrae/status/187268356938797056

#WhatGetsMeMad people who judge you because of your huge love for a boyband.

— Natalie (@Natalie_LoveJLS) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad is getting woken up

— ♛ Sinister… ♕ (@Siikerr) April 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/idgafurawkward/status/187200725703602176

https://twitter.com/#!/southrnstandrds/status/187254085618122752

#WhatGetsMeMad seeing someone i love, love someone else.

— Bemere™✍ (@GraphixsGuru) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad that Mayweather vs. Pacquiao hasnt happened yet

— Mr Twitta (@RandyFloss) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad is when I go shopping and can't find ANYTHING I want or like -___-

— Rachel Angenique (@NeverFraudulent) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad when someone gives my number to somebody without asking me first .

— Renee (@Reneebaaaby) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad when people assume shit

— maria (@MARIARAYXO) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad is when your close friends tell other people your business

— Devin Dougherty (@devdaisy) April 3, 2012

#whatgetsmemad : people who suck up to you and are nice to you when you clearly know they talk shit about you .

— Vivian (@_viviaanL) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad being lied to !

— ✨knowledge (@_freshNtatted) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad when you try to sugar coat shit. Get to the point or just don't say shit at all.

— Joey Amaya (@killajamaya) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad , self centered folks who think they're above everyone else.

— sara hall ✌ (@LOVE_isLoud) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad Auto-Correct -.-

— Silly Rabbit ✗o (@ItsRickyDUHH) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad is when you don't reply to my text but yet you're tweeting via mobile.

— kim (@odd_kimmykim) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad when you put the effort in and the other person doesn't even notice…

— maria (@MARIARAYXO) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad is when people make fun of disabled people. Kill with that shit; it wasn't their fault.

— Munashe ♓ (@m__dynamite) April 3, 2012

#whatgetsmemad when i'm about to have myself some cereal but the milk gone -___-

— Jay Carey (@CareyBoy15) April 3, 2012

#WhatGetsMeMad people who walk super slow in front of me

— Niki DiAntonio (@NikiDiAntonio) April 3, 2012

https://twitter.com/#!/lod_dread/status/187259984998973440

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