Author: Leaman Ralph

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Students In Germany Transformed This Boring Tower Into Beautiful Artwork. Simply Stunning.

We pass by so many boring, ordinary, and thoroughly uninteresting landmarks in our everyday life. Most of us tune them out, but a group of students in Germany transformed this dull electric tower in their town into an undeniably beautiful work of art. There’s no ignoring this as you ride along the road. The students cut out vibrant pieces of Acrylglas and affixed them all along the tower to create a collage of gorgeous stained glass. The project, titled Leuchtturm (“Lighthouse”), was completed in 2010 at the Klasse Löbbert and it has been brightening up the small town road in Hattingen, Germany ever since. Take a look!

(H/T: Colossal) It’s so simple, but it completely changes your perspective. Feeling inspired? Share with your friends below and see if they wanna tackle any urban artwork projects in your neighborhood!

Because it only takes 30 seconds to do on your own..

Patton Oswalt apologizes for, ‘deletes’ series of offensive tweets

http://twitter.com/#!/StillCountCrows/status/464092659305680896

Comedian Patton Oswalt on Wednesday was busy “deleting” a series of risqué tweets and issuing apologies to the offended parties.

http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464083989943173120 http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464085515528970241 http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464087491507539968 http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464089880377569281 http://twitter.com/#!/essdog26/status/464088613991747584

What’s the occasion?

http://twitter.com/#!/coolsexguy/status/464088054030819328 http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464096546917580800 http://twitter.com/#!/pattonoswalt/status/464137468766191616 http://twitter.com/#!/FenixDy/status/464118593102168064 http://twitter.com/#!/bigplastichead/status/464084518903619584 http://twitter.com/#!/Rawnzilla/status/464146103043358720

‘How much more?’: Filthy Filner allegedly sexually harassed a great-grandmother; Updated

http://twitter.com/#!/achorowitz/status/368044335180173312

Disturbing news out of San Diego this morning:

http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/368042959628804096

Absolutely repulsive.

http://twitter.com/#!/RightWingNerd/status/368043448244256768 http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/368042971418996736 http://twitter.com/#!/tollie/status/368043086552637441

There will be a press conference this afternoon at 1 p.m. PT.

http://twitter.com/#!/10NewsMecija/status/368043642654425088 http://twitter.com/#!/BigadShaban/status/368044578391076864

At what point will San Diego and Democratic apologists decide that enough is enough?

http://twitter.com/#!/StarChamberMaid/status/368044506987253760 http://twitter.com/#!/ForecasterEnten/status/368046248794025984 http://twitter.com/#!/Driveswift/status/368045966063980544

Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.

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Update:

Just awful:

http://twitter.com/#!/fusionaddict/status/368103609306591232 http://twitter.com/#!/TBMento/status/368104141773484033 http://twitter.com/#!/10News/status/368104523413610496 http://twitter.com/#!/mchastain81/status/368106149733621760

Enough.

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/368105954216116225

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Twitchy coverage of Filthy Bob Filner

RIP: Legendary film critic Roger Ebert has passed away

http://twitter.com/#!/samsteinhp/status/319895537346306050

The balcony is closed.

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) April 4, 2013

The Chicago Sun-Times is reporting that Ebert has died after a long battle with cancer:

It is with a heavy heart we report that legendary film critic Roger Ebert (@ebertchicago) has passed away

— Suntimes (@Suntimes) April 4, 2013

He was 70 years old.

Young Roger Ebert twitter.com/pourmecoffee/s…

— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) April 4, 2013

Ebert was an entertainment industry power player for decades. He will certainly be missed.

Enjoyed At The Movies, so RIP Roger Ebert

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) April 4, 2013

R.I.P. Roger Ebert

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) April 4, 2013

Ebert was my favorite reviewer. I could usually tell if I’d like a movie from his reviews, even if my verdict would be different than his.

— Frank J. Fleming (@IMAO_) April 4, 2013

The great duo of Siskel and Ebert, together again. RIP @ebertchicago

— Miké (@ThePantau) April 4, 2013

As a family we watched Siskel & Ebert. It was so much fun. Only critics I fully trusted.

— Your Redness (@mchastain81) April 4, 2013

#Rip @ebertchicago Your reviews were wonderful, even moreso cuz u kept them unbiased. In fact,until twitter I was unaware of your politics.

— ℣(@ViolettaVexed) April 4, 2013

I rarely saw a movie at the theater before reading Roger Ebert’s review. Sad he’s gone.

— Brandon Kiser (@Kiser) April 4, 2013

RIP Roger Ebert. agreed 0% on politics, but we shared the same cancer. don’t wish that treatment on anyone. can be beaten other ways #hewitt

— Duane Patterson (@Radioblogger) April 4, 2013

Just got breaking news email that @ebertchicago has died. He will be missed despite my pol disagreements w him.

— Aaron Worthing (@AaronWorthing) April 4, 2013

Oh no! RT @evien: Infinite peace to Roger Ebert, to whom critics and art lovers of all kinds owe a whole lot.

— Hillary Crosley (@HillaryCrosley) April 4, 2013

RIP Roger Ebert. Huge loss for lovers of film, great writing and Twitter.

— Bill Weir (@BillWeirABC) April 4, 2013

RIP Roger Ebert.Prayers for his family and friends. Didn’t always agree with him, but always found his reviews interesting & fun.

— EdMorrissey (@EdMorrissey) April 4, 2013

Been a Roger Ebert fan since I started following movies. So sad to hear of his passing. One of great critics. Wonderful writer, loved film.

— Jon Ralston (@RalstonReports) April 4, 2013

Our thoughts are with the family of @ebertchicago. Rest In Peace. #ThatsAWrap

— Hating Breitbart (@HatingBreitbart) April 4, 2013

Roger Ebert 🙁 As a kid I used to love to watch him and Siskel and later Roeper give the thumps up/thumps down. RIP.

— brittney caan (@brittcaan) April 4, 2013

RIP Roger Ebert.His love of movies was infectious.

— Rick Folbaum (@RickFolbaum) April 4, 2013

RIP the inspiring Roger Ebert. One of the greats.

— Anthony Bourdain (@Bourdain) April 4, 2013

Roger Ebert has died. He defined modern film criticism. He leaves a huge gaping hole.

— Emily Zanotti (@emzanotti) April 4, 2013

I’ll confess I hated Roger Ebert’s politics, but for many years now, I’ve loved his film reviews. I will miss them greatly.

— Glen Asbury (@glenasbury) April 4, 2013

#Ebert: So smart about movies, so brave about cancer, so wrong about politics. RIP, and thanks for all the great reviews. @ebertchicago

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) April 4, 2013

RT @luke_johnson @arstrasser: Ebert’s last written words: “I’ll see you at the movies”

— Amanda Terkel (@aterkel) April 4, 2013

Our thoughts and prayers are with his loved ones. R.I.P.

Don’t miss the NY Post cover that Greta Van Susteren calls a ‘sizzler’ [photo]

http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/498850981770432512

Giggling madly. What happened to spark that? Oh, just this:

http://twitter.com/#!/gretawire/status/498798367745777664

Sizzler, but a total fail!

http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/498794919457456128

And an excellent question:

http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/498811648988413953

Boom.

While hilarious and true, it seems Hillary Clinton forgot about a little something.

http://twitter.com/#!/WildBill4701/status/498767770507812864 http://twitter.com/#!/ArchieMustard/status/498851312818077696

But, hey, what difference does that make, right?

Twitchy coverage of Hillary Clinton

PYZZAM!!!

Celebs universally swoon over Michelle Obama’s DNC speech

http://twitter.com/#!/cher/status/243184020861632512

Plenty of celebrities have weighed in with their reactions to Michelle Obama’s speech to the Democratic National Convention Tuesday night. Would you believe Cher hated it? No, wait, that was Chuck Woolery. Is everyone else in line?

@michelleobama Our transcendent tru heroine,keep speaking the truth,as u always do…strongly,proudly.We cannot get enuf The truth will out

— Ellen Barkin (@EllenBarkin) September 5, 2012

I'm. for once, speechless. First Lady Michelle Obama epitomizes beauty, grace, intelligence, class, and warmth. Proud.

— Terry McMillan (@MsTerryMcMillan) September 5, 2012

Can u imagine the sick feeling in the gut of every Republican right now after witnessing the last 80 minutes of The Beatles in Charlotte?

— Michael Moore (@MMFlint) September 5, 2012

dont make me cry @michelleobama dont u do it

— Kevin McHale (@druidDUDE) September 5, 2012

We are so lucky to have a first lady such as @michelleobama she inspires me; a nation's mom with solid value http://t.co/fpL2Egpu

— Adrian Grenier (@adriangrenier) September 5, 2012

Wow. I love her.

— Alyssa Milano (@Alyssa_Milano) September 5, 2012

I love her…

— Minka Kelly (@minkakelly) September 5, 2012

#MichelleObama First Lady of the USof A…WOW!!! In tears & moved! America is so fired up & proud!! #DNC

— Gabrielle Union (@itsgabrielleu) September 5, 2012

Michelle Obama speak on first lady SPEAK ON Tell everyone where we have come from, how we as Americans fought for the Rights we r entitled 2

— Whoopi Goldberg (@WhoopiGoldberg) September 5, 2012

Beautiful speech @MichelleObama !! You are an incredible role model to so many!! #dnc2012

— Julie Benz (@juliebenz) September 5, 2012

My First Lady is First class all the way. That speech was inspiring. She is everything I aspire to be. @MichelleObama http://t.co/Sz7Wy1kD

— Amber Patrice Riley (@MsAmberPRiley) September 5, 2012

Michelle Obama straight killed it for me. Super girl crushing on the first lady! "so young…so in debt"; me too! #DNC2012

— Elizabeth Banks (@ElizabethBanks) September 5, 2012

Michelle Obama's words and thoughts at DNC were very moving. Resonated deeply with me.

— Janelle Monae (@JanelleMonae) September 5, 2012

Such a beautiful and powerful speech!!! Real! Honest! Emotional! Passionate! Thank you First Lady @MichelleObama

— Ricky Martin (@ricky_martin) September 5, 2012

@MichelleObama beauty, grace class personified.

— lisa rinna (@lisarinna) September 5, 2012

Hollywood does love a good fairy tale.

Every child should have a mother like @MichelleObama! Beautiful soul. She proves Fairytales are anything but..

— Aubrey O'Day (@AubreyODay) September 5, 2012

Update/Correction: An earlier version of this post included a tweet from a Chris Rock parody account. That tweet has been removed.

hasn’t disassembled ‘Kill Kendall Jones’ page?!?

http://twitter.com/#!/JGreenDC/status/486945719258198016

This morning, Twitchy introduced you the tale of the “Kill Kendall Jones” Facebook page:

Facebook has standards. And 19-year-old Kendall Jones’ searching pictures break those requirements, a spokesperson for myspace and facebook informed Mashable … When Juneau Empire reporter Matt Woolbright spotted the “Kill Kendall Jones” Twitter page, he reported it as “harassment” and a “credible threat of physical violence.” But as Woolbright had been informed, the web page doesn’t break Facebook’s criteria.

Since our tale showed up, stories in regards to the “Kill Kendall Jones” web page have actually made an appearance in the Washington Times, The Examiner, and countless other websites. Yet the incendiary Facebook page continues to be up.

http://twitter.com/#!/seliharris/status/486939238802665472 http://twitter.com/#!/WaynesterAtl/status/486884581392404480 http://twitter.com/#!/JOEFREDERICKIII/status/486882762691837952 http://twitter.com/#!/JGreenDC/status/486982802500780032

Twitchy has reached off to Twitter for opinion.

http://twitter.com/#!/TwitchyTeam/status/486986629890834432

We’ll inform you if we get a response.

Associated:

Facebook: Yeah, we eliminated Kendall Jones’ looking pictures, but go ahead and visit the ‘Kill Kendall Jones’ page

Hey, haters, the majority of women named Kendall Jones aren’t the Texas cheerleader just who hunts big game [pics]

Chart-topping songwriter Diane Warren: Hope someone eliminates that ‘cheerleader b*tch animal murderer’; enhance: Tweet erased

Past porn celebrity who lived with Charlie Sheen says hunter Kendall Jones lacks morals

‘Sexy’ felon vs. hunter Kendall Jones: ‘American Hoggers’ celebrity Krystal ‘Pistol’ Campbell sums up the effect

Texas cheerleader savaged for hunting big online game has actually a message for females targeted by the woman haters

Reality star Joanna Krupa sooo want to see ‘trash’ Kendall Jones on safari ‘without her weapons’

Pro player John Peterson: imagine if it ‘was a 60-year-old overweight dude’ publishing searching photos?