Cowlicks. Cowlicks everywhere.
Thick hair has a mind of its own, and that mind is of a deranged lunatic that always wants you to look awful in pictures.
“You want to get up today, hair? You maybe want to have some body or do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING?”
Shaved sides? Looks good for about a week until you turn into a fuzz monster. Which means if you want to keep that look, frequent cuts are required. Ain’t nobody have time for that!
Can you paint with all the colors of the wind, as it ravages your hair making you look like a walking bird’s nest? I can.
“HAHAHAHAHA. No.” — Your roots.
And all of them have “extreme hold” written on the side of them.
And when you finally find one you like, you buy five just in case, y’know?
And most likely will end up looking like this.
Ugh.
If by “anything,” you mean uncontrollable chaos, then yes. Yes it can.
“Oh, this? I just got out of bed this way.”
“You do me first, then I’ll do you, ok?”
That is what perms are for, and we’ve almost all tried them once.
They’re like, “Yeah, I know you need us right now but LATERZ!”
You wanted that hour of work you did on your hair to only last five minutes, right?
It is literally like your hair is fighting back at you.
At least you’ll have the memories!
