‘Tone-deaf and sad’: John Kerry addresses Iraq ‘crisis’ at last, royally blows it

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Because priorities!

As Twitchy reported, this morning, Secretary of State John Kerry and Bill Nye the Not-a-Real-Science Guy teamed up for a Twitter forum about the ocean. That’s right. The ocean. Tweeters couldn’t help but wonder why Kerry would be futzing around with fish when Iraq is crumbling before our eyes.

Well, not to worry. Today, Kerry finally addressed the elephant seal in the room, thanks to a deep question from Nye:

http://twitter.com/#!/TheScienceGuy/status/478900525522374656

Wait … what?

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Surely a professional like Kerry wouldn’t dignify such stupidity with a response, right? Pffft. Of course he did!

http://twitter.com/#!/JohnKerry/status/478900942927306752

Dude. That’s it? That’s his answer?

To his credit, Kerry did retweet a question from an irate tweeter wondering why the heck the ocean ranks higher on the State Department’s to-do list than mass human slaughter:

http://twitter.com/#!/JohnKerry/status/478903393097097216

Unfortunately, because he’s John Kerry, his answer demonstrated about as much intelligence as a hunk of seaweed. And that’s being generous:

http://twitter.com/#!/JohnKerry/status/478903860065755136

Profound. John Kerry, ladies and gentlemen.

http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisBarnhart/status/478906496978132995

Oh man, @TheScienceGuy asks John Kerry if Iraq-Iran are aware of global warming? Tone deaf and sad. Stop this nonsense #oceanchat now.— Ryan N. Maue (@RyanMaue) June 17, 2014

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Related:

‘Great moments in tone deafness’: John Kerry warns of ‘threat too great to ignore’

‘Iraq?’ Never mind that — it’s The Life Aquatic with John Kerry and Bill Nye

Full Twitchy coverage of John Kerry

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9 Of The Weirdest Google Searches About Scientists

Apparently, there’s a war in the science community.

1. Well, we’re off to a bad start.

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2. Biologists are kind of stupid, obviously.

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3. Arrogant assholes.

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4. It seems like physicists have some competition.

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5. Poor engineers.

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6. At least nobody hates astronauts.

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7. Astronomers are REALLY paranoid.

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8. This one is actually true.

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9. Priceless.

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