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It might have taken years and a front-page story in the New York Times to vindicate the late Andrew Breitbart, but it’s only fitting that the story of the Pigford scandal should return to the world of the blogosphere. Today was “Blog about Pigford Day,” and citizen reporters turned their attention to the “runaway train” of government waste fueled in part by bogus charges of racial discrimination.
Why May 1? As Breitbart.com explained, “May 1st is a crucial date because corrupt farmers’ settlements for women and Hispanic farmers are STILL open — the claims form is at FarmerClaims.gov — but the deadline for these schemes is May 1st.” The New York Times reports that the program could eventually cost up to $4.4 billion. Want to know more about where your tax dollars are going in the name of racial justice? Take your pick.
Andrew Breitbart’s Pigford Vision shar.es/lswA2 | A personal reflection and my contribution to Everybody Blog About #Pigford Day
— Lee Stranahan (@Stranahan) May 1, 2013
Speak up, take action: Everybody Blog About #Pigford Day ==> michellemalkin.com/2013/05/01/eve…#breitbartishere
— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) May 1, 2013
Pigford: Big Government and big corruption go hand-in-hand breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013… via @breitbartnews
— Lee Stranahan (@Stranahan) May 1, 2013
#tcot #news Why the Pigford Fraud Must Be Exposed, Especially to the Youth bit.ly/12Xz2Kk #teaparty #p2
— Freedom Rings (@survivalstation) May 1, 2013
@stranahan Andrew Breitbart & Lee StranahanVindicated On Pigford Scandaldrawandstrike.blogspot.com/2013/05/andrew…
— Grumpier Than Thou (@drawandstrike) May 1, 2013
My contribution to Blog about Pigford Day –> Media Always Follow New York Times’ Lead … Unless It’s Pigford shar.es/lvct7
— John Nolte(@NolteNC) May 1, 2013
New #Convo post: #Pigford and Political Correctness breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013…
— Lisa De Pasquale (@LisaDeP) May 1, 2013
#EveryoneBlogAboutPigford – Don’t Forget The Pigford Scandal lonelyconservative.com/2013/05/everyo… via @lonelycon
— Lee Stranahan (@Stranahan) May 1, 2013
Milk for Kittens: What Pigford Should Teach President Obama breitbart.com/InstaBlog/2013…
— John Sexton (@verumserum) May 1, 2013
May 1st is Blog about #Pigford Day j.mp/12XdXiVPass it on!Next largest tax dollar waste after Obama Vacations
— Pharmer1 (@Pharmer1) May 1, 2013
Apparently it’s blog about Pigford day on the Twittersphere.Here’s from @allanbourdius… fb.me/25gNNAymE
— Bea♥American (@AllFiredUpOnBTR) May 1, 2013
I’m not going to blog about #Pigford . But I wrote some music#PigfordBluesthearmyyouhave.bandcamp.com/track/pigford-…
— Gary Eaton (@garysteveneaton) May 1, 2013
It might be “blog” about Pigford day, but don’t let that stop you, mainstream media … jump on in!
Hi @joenbc @hardball_chris @tombrokaw @maddow wat up marxists? Wed. May 1st Is ‘Everybody Blog About #Pigford Day’ shar.es/lvxNK
— Barry Choom (@rapidcraft) May 1, 2013

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Seriously? Next they’ll be performing Obamacare baptisms in water blessed by Debbie Wasserman Schultz.
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— Byron York (@ByronYork) May 15, 2012
Thanks to our media, we now know that President Obama is the first female president to ooze masculinity from his very pores. Historic™ and Unprecedented™!
Washington Post columnist Dana Milbank writes:
Nonsense. Obama is not the first gay president. He is the first female president. … Heck, he even appeared in public wearing a gown.
Wait, so he’s not the first gay president? Someone had better repossess that gay-lo.
And now he’s the first woman to occupy the Oval Office? We can’t keep up with Obama’s shifting gender identities and orientations! Can Obama be all things to all people? Yes he can!
In a New York Times column, David Brooks calls Obama a post-feminist with “ESPN masculinity” and a “version of manliness that is postboomer in policy but preboomer in manners and reticence.”
Barf. Retch. Gag.
So, which is it? Is Barack Obama the manliest of men or the first female president with boy bits?
And really, haven’t we had enough of Barack Obama’s historic firsts? The only “first” we want to hear about is the first gay/female president to get booted after one term.