‘Daily Show’ host Trevor Noah wishes ‘pro-lifers’ would devote their zeal to gun control – twitchy.com

There was a sigh of relief across the entertainment industry afterSouth African comedian Trevor Noah managed to earn enthusiastic reviews forhis debut as host of “The Daily Show.” Today, though,we’ll just go ahead and sigh. It’s not that we thought Noah would manage to find humor across the political spectrum; we just didn’t think he’d resort to unfounded liberal clichs so quickly.

The Los Angeles Times notes today that Noah tackled the subject of gun control on Monday night’s show by wishing that pro-lifers would devote some of their zeal to preventing gun violence; i.e., passing gun control.“Imagine if we could bring some of that pro-life passion into being well, more pro-life.” ROTFL!

His comedic observation? Republican anti-abortion activists are like comic book collectors: “Human life only holds value until you take it out of the package, and then it’s worth nothing.”

Because until it’s delivered, the fetus is just a clump of cells. Didn’t you learn anything from Bill Nye’s dropping of hardcore abortion science?

If you can handle the hilarity, the clip “Not so pro-life after all” can be streamed at Comedy Central’s website.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2015/10/06/daily-show-host-trevor-noah-wishes-pro-lifers-would-devote-their-zeal-to-gun-control/

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Secretary of State Clinton spotted outside hospital, but was she discharged?

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Confusion over Secretary of State Hillary Clinton’s condition already has been so great as to inspire a “Where’s Hillary?” headline on the Drudge Report. After Clinton was revealed to be under treatment for a blood clot in her head, liberals lambasted those who questioned Clinton’s concussion, despite reports from medical professionals that the two conditions were likely unrelated. Then there was that stomach virus.

Headlines today that Clinton had been discharged from the hospital would seem to clear up matters.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton discharged from hospital after suffering blood clot, US media report

— BBC Breaking News (@BBCBreaking) January 2, 2013

NBC News matching ABC News report that Secy. of State Hillary Clinton discharged from New York-area hospital.

— Matthew Keys (@TheMatthewKeys) January 2, 2013

Happy To Hear Hillary Clinton ( @hrclinton ) Has Been Discharged From The Hospital!

— Jackée Harry (@JackeeHarry) January 2, 2013

They would clarify things, aside from the fact that she might not have been discharged. Yes, she was spotted leaving the hospital with her husband and daughter, but that only seems to prove that she left the building. Whose tweet are you going to believe?

So Secretary Hillary Clinton has “left” the Hospital and the photos and video confirm that. But has she been “discharged” ?

— David Clinch (@DavidClinchNews) January 2, 2013

https://twitter.com/KimberlySez/status/286603781808979968

Clinton leaving the building does not mean she has been released or discharged.

— Steve Brusk (@stevebruskCNN) January 2, 2013

So it’s like the Hotel California? RT @stevebruskcnn: Clinton leaving the building does not mean she has been released or discharged.

— Josh Barro (@jbarro) January 2, 2013

heads up NY Presby/Columbia is a BIG place. Pix of Hillary leaving one building do NOT mean she is discharged. She’s still there

— Andrea Mitchell (@mitchellreports) January 2, 2013

She’s making a run for it? RT @stevebruskcnn: Clinton leaving the building does not mean she has been released or discharged.

— Tim Miller (@Timodc) January 2, 2013

Wait, what? RT @stevebruskcnn: Clinton leaving the building does not mean she has been released or discharged.

— jennifer bendery (@jbendery) January 2, 2013

It’s a miracle! Hillary seen outside of hospital in a car yet not yet discharged! She’s got supernatural powers!

— ⭐Margaret Starry⭐ (@marstarry) January 2, 2013

OK, enough already: Is Hillary still in hospital, or has she been discharged? Where are we, Venezuela?!

— Tunku Varadarajan (@tunkuv) January 2, 2013

International woman of mystery? Hillary Clinton apparently still in hospital, despite reportsglpo.st/Wlyx75

— GlobalPost (@GlobalPost) January 2, 2013

Yes, she is turning out to be quite the woman of mystery. Who knew that one day Hillary Clinton being spotted in an SUV would cause such a paparazzi-like uproar?

Sec of State Hillary Clinton has now returned to @nypresbyterian ..apparently not discharged afterall. An update shortly @eyewitnessnyc

— Liz Cho (@LizCho7) January 2, 2013

Okay, gonna stop with the Hillary is/isn’t discharged tweets until there’s more definitive info. You’re welcome.

— Carla Bond (@carlabond) January 2, 2013

Will we one day hear “definitive info” on Benghazi from the Secretary of State herself?

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Update:

After that bit of confusion, the State Department has confirmed that Clinton has been released from the hospital.

hillary clinton has been discharged from the hospital. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. @reneegracie

— jen blye (@jenblye) January 2, 2013

Ready to testify? RT @foxnewsradio UPDATE: #StateDept says Secretary of State Hillary Clinton has been discharged from #NYC hospital.

— Jon Ortega (@dc_jon) January 2, 2013

According to the official statement, Clinton is anxious to get back to work.

.@statedept press statement: #SecClinton was discharged from the hospital this evening go.usa.gov/gtjG

— US EAP Media Hub(@eAsiaMediaHub) January 3, 2013

Secretary Clinton was discharged from the hospital this evening. Her medical team advised her that she is making good progress on all fronts, and they are confident she will make a full recovery. She’s eager to get back to the office, and we will keep you updated on her schedule as it becomes clearer in the coming days. Both she and her family would like to express their appreciation for the excellent care she received from the doctors, nurses, and staff at New York Presbyterian Hospital Columbia University Medical Center.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/02/hillary-has-left-the-building-secretary-of-state-spotted-outside-hospital-but-was-she-discharged/

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