28 Genius Ways To Drink More Whiskey

Small changes, big results.

1. Pour yourself a shot of whiskey before you go to sleep, so that it’s waiting for you when you wake up.

So that it’s waiting for you TO wake you up.

2. Make it a part of your dental hygiene routine.

Ke$ha gets it.

3. Primping can be stressful, so keep the whiskey nearby.

Although, ew, is that vodka? Available here.

4. Consider bourbon-soaking your coffee beans before you grind them.

In addition to the whiskey you’ll add to the brewed stuff, duh.

5. Don’t forget to spike the brewed coffee, too.

6. Don’t like coffee? Whiskey pairs well with breakfast.

7. Balance things out with some fruit.

Recipe: Bourbon Baked Apples

8. Girls, don’t leave the house without your feminine products.

Whiskey sold separately.

9. Read on the train.

Available here.

10. Upon arriving at work, make a stop at the water cooler.

11. Bad day? Send yourself a nice bouquet.

12. Go out for lunch.

13. Wash said lunch down with some iced tea.

Recipe Bourbon Sweet Tea

14. Now that it’s the afternoon, switch from coffee to soda.

15. If it’s cold outside, get over your 3 o’clock slump by going for a walk in the snow.

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16. If it’s warm outside, go for a quick hike.

Provided you are near a picturesque lake/mountain/canyon/etc.

17. Tempted to take a snow/hike selfie? Take a shot instead.

Camera flask available here.

18. When you get back to your desk, assess your mood.

19. If you’re feeling a little off, make some tea.

20. Always have healthy snacks at your desk for emergencies.

21. At happy hour, treat yourself to a real cocktail.

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Recipe: Manhattan

You’ve earned it.

Recipe: Sazerac

22. If it’s date night, do what’s most practical.

23. If you’re going to the gym, that’s cool too. Fireball is a great post-workout recovery drink.

24. On nights when you have to bring work home with you, power through it.

25. If you’re feeling lonely, invite some friends over.

Big-Batch Double Cider-Bourbon Punch

26. Hot chocolate is a great way to unwind.

28. And if all else fails, remember that it’s never too late for a nightcap.

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‘We are at war’: Time Warner Cable (briefly) pulls CBS, Showtime

http://twitter.com/#!/morningmoneyben/status/362072644637569024

CBS and Showtime disappeared — briefly — from Time Warner Cable in many markets at midnight after the companies failed to reach a licensing agreement.

http://twitter.com/#!/CBSNews/status/362065789991395329 http://twitter.com/#!/FRC1334/status/362067012194803713 http://twitter.com/#!/rural_juror/status/362067568544067585

CBS CEO Les Moonves told the Los Angeles Times’ Joe Flint, “We are at war with Time Warner Cable.”

http://twitter.com/#!/JBFlint/status/362062293384704000

If the blackout was the first battle, it didn’t last long.

http://twitter.com/#!/JBFlint/status/362069757635215360 http://twitter.com/#!/zentertainment/status/362074940557623297 http://twitter.com/#!/blagdon/status/362074858068258816 http://twitter.com/#!/MelangeMedia/status/362077932845408256 http://twitter.com/#!/jonathanwald/status/362069190519164928

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/07/30/we-are-at-war-time-warner-cable-briefly-pulls-cbs-showtime/

Wendy Davis: Hobby Lobby decision ‘restrict(s) access to birth control’

http://twitter.com/#!/WendyDavisTexas/status/483700081992794112

Straight out of the Democrat playbook

http://twitter.com/#!/sylvanrodriguez/status/483703225326264321 http://twitter.com/#!/GregChesser/status/483700471098404864 http://twitter.com/#!/Tankpuncher/status/483703093578567681

Is anyone falling for this crap?

Related:

Democrat talking point: GOP candidates want to ‘block birth control’

Sen. Kay Hagan: ‘A woman’s right to contraception shouldn’t be up for debate’

Lena Dunham weighs in on SCOTUS’ Hobby Lobby ruling

Paul Begala’s ‘dumb’ spin on how Hobby Lobby ruling ‘is a winner for you’ is a loser

Rep. Jared Polis shows off Common Core math in critique of Hobby Lobby decision; Updated

‘Heap pissed off’! Elizabeth ‘Lie-awatha’ Warren ‘can’t believe’ Hobby Lobby outcome

‘Clueless or lying’: Sandra Fluke ‘purposefully ignoring’ fact in Hobby Lobby decision

 

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/30/wendy-davis-scotus-hobby-lobby-decision-restricts-access-to-birth-control/

Community Post: Which “Game Of Thrones” Character Matches Your Zodiac Sign?

Your horoscope is coming.

Which “Game Of Thrones” Character Matches Your Zodiac Sign?

  1. You got: Daenerys Targaryen

    You are independent, strong, and a natural born leader who commands respect. Although you can be quite assertive, you will stop at nothing to protect the ones you love.

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  2. You got: Jon Snow

    You are naturally intuitive, caring, and sensitive. While you may be easily jealous, you’re a highly faithful and protective person.

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  3. You got: Tyrion Lannister

    You are proud, charismatic, and overly confident. Although you may sometimes come off as self-centered, the people who know you best know you’re quite a generous person.

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  4. You got: Arya Stark

    You are an adventurer, naturally curious and–at times–rebellious. Although you can sometimes be overconfident and impatient, you truly have a kind heart.

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  5. You got: Margaery Tyrell

    You are ambitious, driven, and logical and you’re cautious when you need to be. At times you may come off as distrusting, but it’s only because you are persistent and practical.

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  6. You got: Joffrey Baratheon

    Although you can be materialistic and self-indulgent at times, you are an exceptionally driven person. You strive to persevere and are extremely ambitious.

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  7. You got: Sansa Stark

    Naturally enthusiastic and very amiable, you tend to shine in social situations. You can sometimes come off as superficial, but you’re quick-witted when you need to be.

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  8. You got: Petyr Baelish

    You are naturally charming and diplomatic, but at times you can be unreliable. You will speak up if you believe a certain situation is unjust and have strong intuition.

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  9. You got: Catelyn Stark

    Focused and strong-willed, you are a naturally trustworthy and passionate person. You are dedicated to the ones that you love and your loyalty knows no bounds.

  10. You got: Bran Stark

    Genuine and imaginative, you tend to be the person people naturally gravitate toward. Although you can sometimes be idealistic, you are truly kind and compassionate at heart.

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  11. You got: Renly Baratheon

    Loyal and amiable, you are loved by many friends and family. You tend to have an everything or nothing approach that may come off as harsh, but you have a practical, kind heart.

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  12. You got: Cersei Lannister

    Although you can come off as cold and judgmental, you are extremely goal-oriented and highly intelligent. You play life like a game of chess: your analytical mind is always two steps ahead.

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