Author: Leaman Ralph

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Indifferent OJ

Having A Basement Is Great, But It’s Even Better When Your Basement Is Like THIS.

Man caves are a part of the everyday lexicon. They’re the ultimate place for a guy to head to after working a long, hard day. Man caves are where men hide when the wife isn’t too happy about [insert subject of argument here].

And we’re discussing guys here, so it’s only natural for men to compete with others for the coolest cave around. With bragging rights up for grabs, you won’t believe the lengths some will go to for the win!

Think those are crazy-awesome? Check out the rest!

Obama’s ‘Julia’ makes her radio debut tonight on FTR Radio; Update: Podcast now available

http://twitter.com/#!/FingersMalloy/status/198068272900476928

"I have no eyes yet I see"- #Julia Listen to the most anticipated interview since __ (fill in the blank) 10pmET #FTRRadio

— Fingers Malloy (@FingersMalloy) May 3, 2012

No word on how having no mouth will impact her ability to respond to interview questions.

Catch this exclusive interview tonight at 10 p.m. ET on FTR Radio.

Update: Listen to The Snark Factor interview with Julia here:

We interviewed #Julia last nite on The #SnarkFactor. Listen,it will change your life http://t.co/JeKhJT3d #FTRRadio #tcot

— Fingers Malloy (@FingersMalloy) May 4, 2012

John McCain names romantic comedy best depicting ‘bromance’ with Obama

http://twitter.com/#!/TheLeadCNN/status/365567760543137792

Yes, your eyes didn’t deceive you. During an interview on CNN, Arizona Sen. John McCain was asked what romantic comedy best represented his “bromance” with President Obama. McCain went back a few decades for an answer:

http://twitter.com/#!/zbyronwolf/status/365568024700387328

That might explain why McCain’s meetings with Obama always end with Maverick saying, “baby, you’re the greatest.”

Here’s the video. We think the Senator might have even blushed:

As Dr. Evil once asked, “it got weird, didn’t it?”

http://twitter.com/#!/dorseyshaw/status/365570087954026496

There goes the man the GOP nominated to defeat Barack Obama in 2008. Looking back, it’s hard to believe that didn’t work out for the Republicans, isn’t it?

Update:

The appropriate accompanying photo, by way of Sooper Mexican:

Matrix Morpheus

No apology from MSNBC for claim ‘conservatives’ attacked biracial family

http://twitter.com/#!/Slublog/status/428740850898989056

Bingo.

In a now-deleted tweet, MSNBC predicted “the rightwing” would hate a cute Cheerios ad featuring a biracial family. MSNBC executive editor Richard Wolffe absurdly claimed that his race-baiting network’s race-baiting tweet was “not who we are at MSNBC.”

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/428752930531864576

MSNBC may have issued an apology for the tweet — the network’s totally sorry it got caught — but what about the article to which it linked?

http://twitter.com/#!/thehiredmind/status/428735821135372288 http://twitter.com/#!/KristinnFR/status/428739226016837632

When first published, the article included this sentence (emphasis ours):

http://twitter.com/#!/BecketAdams/status/428699506864308225 http://twitter.com/#!/nilgirian/status/428705053008859137

Before MSNBC apologized for its repulsive tweet, it quietly memory-holed that version of the text. Here’s how it appears now:

The breakfast cereal’s new Super Bowl ad features the same fictional biracial family that sparked a backlash last year.

Oh, so there wasn’t a “conservative” backlash? Minds. Blown.

Here’s the even more telling part: MSNBC didn’t bother apologizing for that smear of conservatives. No retraction, no correction statement, no acknowledgment of the foul accusation. The slimy, sneaky editors just tried to disappear the evidence after conservatives turned up the heat.

Too bad Gateway Pundit has screenshots, huh guys?

You can also view MSNBC’s intended message in the article synopsis embedded in the next two screenshots:

http://twitter.com/#!/nilgirian/status/428716468339892224

Go ahead and own this blurb, MSNBC: “Cheerios’ new Super Bowl ad features the same fictional biracial family that sparked a conservative backlash last year.”

http://twitter.com/#!/nilgirian/status/428718783566336000

Where’s the faux-pology for that? Oh, right. There isn’t one because that hateful, lying bilge is what MSNBC is all about.

Sorry, MSNBC. Love wins.

[Update]

According to this screenshot, the original MSNBC article also predicted “an outcry from the right.”

http://twitter.com/#!/WalshFreedom/status/428710757828554752

The phrase “from the right” has been removed from MSNBC.com.

Olbermann: Holder should have been fired before martyring Fox News reporter

http://twitter.com/#!/dinadinadinas/status/341569852198223874

Keith Olbermann, former MSNBC, ex Current TV host and big Twitchy fan was asked the above question via Twitter today.

Olbermann’s response makes it clear that he’s upset because Attorney General Eric Holder should have been stopped before he allegedly ended up blatantly disregarding the First Amendment rights of a member of the press martyring a Fox News reporter:

http://twitter.com/#!/KeithOlbermann/status/341574592650948609

Possible constitutional violations? Meh. Being allowed to stay on the job so long he may have unwittingly generated empathy for a reporter from a media outlet Keith Olbermann loathes? Unforgivable!

i accidentally asked a question at gamestop earlier today…

Which of these is #Obamas Fake Twitter Acct Name?

http://twitter.com/#!/Joe_Pasquini/status/306226952530956288

As Twitchy reported earlier, White House Press Secretary Jay Carney had a little trouble explaining that the @BarackObama Twitter account isn’t really connected to the president at all — except those times when it is. When the president tweets from there, he signs the tweets “-bo.” But otherwise it’s just Organizing for Action, which is a totally independent organization. But the president’s followers are real, mostly. We’re not so sure about the newborn eggs lobbying for gun control.

So if @BarackObama isn’t Barack Obama, we’ll have to assume one of the following is #ObamasFakeTwitterAcctName.

#ObamasFakeTwitterAcctName SkeeterIn honor of always skeet shooting

— Richard Brod (@rgbrod1) February 25, 2013

#ObamasFakeTwitterAcctNameNoodle arm#tcot twitter.com/fredwimpy/stat…

— Fred Wimpy (@fredwimpy) February 26, 2013

#ObamasFakeTwitterAcctName The Tax Whisperer

— Angie (@Artist_Angie) February 26, 2013

#ObamasFakeTwitterAcctName Sponge Bob Sequester Pants

— Joe Pasquini (@Joe_Pasquini) February 26, 2013

#ObamasFakeTwitterAcctName – Ben_Ghazi

— Cameron Gray (@Cameron_Gray) February 26, 2013

#ObamasFakeTwitterAcctName -NBC, ABC, CBS, CBS, MSNBC, CNN, NY TIMES, POLITICO, AP, WASH POST

— Carrie P (@_CarrieP) February 26, 2013

#ObamasFakeTwitterAcctName ChoomMaster

— Parts For My Guns (@KentAtwater) February 26, 2013

#ObamasFakeTwitterAcctName @/YouDidn’tTweetThat

— RightNowOK? (@RightNow_OK) February 26, 2013

#ObamasFakeTwitterAcctNameLet me be Clear

— wild pitch (@thewildpitch) February 26, 2013

#ObamasFakeTwitterAcctNameTaxin_U

— Tyler (@TylerLeleux) February 26, 2013

#ObamasFakeTwitterAcctName FastNFurious2008

— Yatish Parmar (@yatishparmar023) February 26, 2013

#ObamasFakeTwitterAcctName ActingStupidly

— Parts For My Guns (@KentAtwater) February 26, 2013

#ObamasFakeTwitterAcctName shovelready

— Shaun Jenkins (@shaunj_07) February 26, 2013

#ObamasFakeTwitterAcctName LessThanOptimal

— Jimmy Rock (@jimmyrock1125) February 26, 2013

#ObamasFakeTwitterAcctName “Present”

— TheaPilkington (@theapilkington) February 26, 2013

Great success! Obama pretends O-care website traffic shows healthy enrollment

http://twitter.com/#!/jimgeraghty/status/392314700400058369

Break out the champagne, y’all! Healthcare.gov is a bona fide success:

http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/392314905350533120

Ooo! That totally means it’s “working alright,” right? Because, just as “health insurance coverage” matches “health care,” “page hits” matches “successful registration.”

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/392315473330597889

Ridiculous. Also absurd? The idea that 20 million site hits is remarkable:

http://twitter.com/#!/jtLOL/status/392318650553610240 http://twitter.com/#!/BecketAdams/status/392314993305075712

Not only is President Obama foolish to connect traffic numbers to enrollment success, but he’s dishonest. Potential people are regularly met with timeouts and mistake pages:

http://twitter.com/#!/HowardKurtz/status/392314895900753920

But according to Obama, they’re currently benefiting. We all tend to be. We simply don’t understand it however:

http://twitter.com/#!/guypbenson/status/392313588532015104 http://twitter.com/#!/CharlesHamerle/status/392313808598740994

Exactly what a tale.

http://twitter.com/#!/mitrebox/status/392315063064748032

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