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#Filiblizzard: No snow, but Glenn Beck, others score with top filibuster tweets

http://twitter.com/#!/GayPatriot/status/309398046804946944

Oh, my! As Twitchy reported earlier, Sen. Rand Paul embarked on a filibuster, which his staff began calling #Filiblizzard.

https://twitter.com/BiasedGirl/status/309392290873487360

Other senators joined in.

https://twitter.com/RileyRebel129/status/309400859660398593

https://twitter.com/JimDeMint/status/309404698966896641

The predicted snowstorm Saturn may have been a bust.

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/309368388705214465

https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/309400207915905024

But, the #filiblizzard is a hit.

https://twitter.com/NolteNC/status/309398815541174272

https://twitter.com/EyeOnPolitics/status/309399350872776706

https://twitter.com/KristenHawley/status/309398438678761472

Of course, some weren’t fond of the hashtag itself.

https://twitter.com/freddoso/status/309363072785580033

https://twitter.com/freddoso/status/309375540576526336

Nevertheless, the filibuster tweets were full of win. Here are some of our favorites:

https://twitter.com/ExJon/status/309401044994109440

https://twitter.com/ThePantau/status/309401349508972545

https://twitter.com/DeanClancy/status/309389125650378752

https://twitter.com/TPCarney/status/309395329348935681

https://twitter.com/ExurbanKevin/status/309399174158376960

https://twitter.com/MichelleFields/status/309379441090523136

https://twitter.com/RileyRebel129/status/309398993312555008

https://twitter.com/Aaron_RS/status/309403002865844224

https://twitter.com/VodkaPundit/status/309402735625777152

https://twitter.com/Doc_0/status/309399526144356352

https://twitter.com/DrewMTips/status/309406619735826432

https://twitter.com/whpresscorps/status/309400107529420800

https://twitter.com/TabithaHale/status/309405347104309248

https://twitter.com/stephenkruiser/status/309404373425991680

And Glenn Beck scores big.

https://twitter.com/glennbeck/status/309400574015721473

Heh.

Keep the tweets coming, Twitter.

Update: Ask, and ye shall receive! Some late entries:

https://twitter.com/hale_razor/status/309417123988516864

https://twitter.com/steventdennis/status/309418236036931584

https://twitter.com/noahpollak/status/309417009802772480

Aint Nobody Got Time For That

Why I keep the trailer hitch on my truck

perhaps not a parody: Libs pounce on Sarah Palin’s Big Gulp ‘gaffe’

http://twitter.com/#!/rkylesmith/status/313012409256275968

That Sarah Palin is really so dumb. She believed she was using a swipe at federal government overreach by pausing to simply take a drink of a Big Gulp during the woman CPAC message these days, but truly, she ended up being just revealing her ignorance all over again. Mayor Mike Bloomberg’s “arbitrary and capricious” ban on sugary drinks wouldn’t theoretically cover the major Gulp® as sold by 7-Eleven®. The convenience shop isn’t included in the soda ban. Don’t you rubes comprehend Bloomberg’s perfectly reasonable legislation? The New York Post’s Kyle Smith (not merely one regarding the libs to which the title relates) sets the record right for all those people outside nyc limits.

7-11s: NYS regulated-no meals prepped on premises. Bodegas city-regulated b/c they prep meals. Recommended soft drink ban placed on latter not former

— Kyle Smith (@rkylesmith) March 16, 2013

Thank you. RT @rkylesmith: We tire of saying this: BIG GULPS NEVER WOULD HAVE BEEN BANNED IN NYC. 7-11s aren’t city-regulated. #CPAC2013

— Andrew Kaczynski (@BuzzFeedAndrew) March 16, 2013

@buzzfeedandrew @rkylesmith Which, from what I study, is a component of exactly what managed to get arbitrary and capricious.

— Brennan Monaco (@Brennan) March 16, 2013

@brennan @buzzfeedandrew yes, absolutely. Also would have privileged a big nationwide biz over in your area possessed mom and pop shops

— Kyle Smith (@rkylesmith) March 16, 2013

Fortune explains:

Bloomberg’s plan pertains to restaurants and delis, but it doesn’t cover supermarkets and convenience shops like 7-Elevens because they’re not managed by the Board of Health, which grades the quality of businesses where significantly more than 50per cent of yearly product sales result from meals for immediate consumption. The State Department of Agriculture and advertising regulates convenience shops. This could seem like an arbitrary technicality, but it’s a lot more than that. Bloomberg’s policy got the okay through the Board of wellness, whose users were appointed because of the mayor.

Regardless, liberals had been nervous to pounce on Palin’s “gaffe.” We can’t verify the following aren’t parody accounts.

This is how ignorant Sarah Palin is: huge Gulps were exempt from Bloomberg’s soft drink ban: finance.fortune.cnn.com/2013/03/13/sod… #CPAC2013 #p2

— David Badash (@davidbadash) March 16, 2013

She can’t actually an idiot right. MT @buzzfeedandrew: FYI, Big Gulp resistant to ban because 7-11 not susceptible to BOH. twitpic.com/cbviul

— Peter Capineri (@pcap) March 16, 2013

@jasonfebery She also mocked the NYC soft drink ban by-drinking a large Gulp. Which was exempt from the NYC ban. Realities aren’t the woman strong fit.

— Jed Sorokin-Altmann (@jedsalawyer) March 16, 2013

Sarah Palin drank away from a ‘Big Gulp’ at CPAC today – 7-11’s would-have-been exempt under Bloomberg’s soda ban- Bullseye again Sarah

— Roland Scahill (@rolandscahill) March 16, 2013

https://twitter.com/pnuts_mama/status/313014148898377729

Got that? Folks are dying every day from sweet drinks, so Bloomberg bans all of them in portions bigger than 16 oz., then adds that absolutely nothing can end you from buying two if you’d like even more. If the restaurant you’re in can’t offer you that lethal huge cola, you can buy one from 7-Eleven next-door. Oh, and Palin’s the idiot.

Libs countering CPAC/Palin Big Gulp motif with fact that Bloomberg’s ban didn’t affect 7/11 are lacking the idea.

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She Wrote A Letter To God After Her Dog Died. The Reply She Got Will Make You Cry.

A 14 year-old dog named Abbey was the best friend of a 4 year-old named Meredith Scrivener. Whenever Abbey passed away from old age, the little girl was devastated. Meredith was so distraught, she told her parents that she wanted to write a letter to God. Together, she and her mother wrote a letter… and then, they received an incredible response.

Two weeks later, the family returned home to find a package wrapped in gold on their front porch addressed to “Mer” and signed “God, and one of his special angels.”

Meredith (now 10 years-old) wrote the letter to God when she was but 4. She wanted her little dog to be taken care of in heaven.

To her (and her mother’s) surprise, days later after mailing the letter Meredith received a reply.

Dear God, Will you please take care of my dog? She died yesterday and is with you in heaven. I miss her very much. I am happy that you let me have her as my dog even though she got sick.

I hope you will play with her. She likes to play with balls and to swim. I am sending a picture of her so when you see her, you will know that she is my dog. I really miss her.

Dear Meredith, Abbey arrived safely in heaven. Having the picture was a big help. I recognized Abbey right away. Abbey isn’t sick anymore. Her spirit is here with me just like it stays in your heart. Abbey loved being your dog. Since we don’t need our bodies in heaven, I don’t have any pockets to keep your picture in, so I am sending it back to you in this little book for you to keep and have something to remember Abbey by. Thank you for the beautiful letter and thank your mother for helping you write it and sending it to me. What a wonderful mother you have. I picked her especially for you. I send my blessings every day and remember that I love you very much. By the way, I’m easy to find, I am wherever there is love. Love,

God

The kindness this little girl was shown came simple from the goodness of one person’s heart. They didn’t ask for anything in return, and it melts our hearts.

Source

Madea Goes to Jail—Prostitute

I'm Perhaps Not Racist But Shh

Read much more: http://ifunny.com/pictures/im-not-racist-shh/

BuzzFeed reporter: ‘Romney passed confederate flag’; Ace of Spades pounds

http://twitter.com/#!/ZekeJMiller/status/254238218126503936

ZOMG! Romney’s racist motorcade!

Well, that settles it. Not only is Mitt Romney racist for referring to his sons, but Romney’s motorcade has nefarious ties to white supremacist groups. And likely has a white hooded tarp stashed in its trunk.

Ace of Spades calls out Zeke Miller at BuzzFeed and the result is glorious.

Oh God, right. Zeke had a Tweet that Romney's motorcade *passed a house where the Confederate flag was flying*