Million bedbug march? What’s in store for the DNC #CelebratoryFinish?

http://twitter.com/#!/amish1979/status/243417025102364672

Awwww. Now that the face-saver in chief has moved his DNC speech to a smaller venue, the Democrats’ dreams of a dramatic balloon drop to close out the convention have been dashed.

Total down twinkles.

Dems are reportedly scrambling to throw together a “suitably celebratory finish” to replace the shower of balloons. Givers that they are, conservatives rushed to offer the Dems some inspiration.

Twitchy founder/CEO Michelle Malkin kicked off the fun.

What's your best guess for #DNC #CelebratoryFinish ? ==> http://t.co/Br7oAhCs

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 5, 2012

Giant Vagina Puppets kick line! #DNC #CelebratoryFinish

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 5, 2012

Hologram Margaret Sanger #DNC #CelebratoryFinish

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 5, 2012

Hee-hee. #CelebratoryFinish is trending. Keep it goin'! cc: @BDayspring #DNC

— Michelle Malkin (@michellemalkin) September 5, 2012

The hashtag trended quickly and other conservatives generously offered their services as last minute convention planners.

Two words: The Aristocrats. #CelebratoryFinish

— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 5, 2012

SEIU Purple People Beater kick line… #DNC #CelebratoryFinish

— Seattle Refugee (@SeattleRefugee) September 5, 2012

Ok, if it's an @DWStweets Dunk Tank, I'll be thrilled – @michellemalkin #DNC #CelebratoryFinish!

— Brad Dayspring (@BDayspring) September 5, 2012

OWS-style up-twinkle extravaganza!!! #dnc #CelebratoryFinish

— Seattle Refugee (@SeattleRefugee) September 5, 2012

@MGraham969 #CelebratoryFinish Elizabeth Warren doing a rain dance

— Warren Merrill (@merrill_warren) September 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/SteveLeer/status/243430910513537024

Waking up to find Patrick Duffy in the shower, and realizing the last 4 years were only a dream. #CelebratoryFinish

— Cantin Man (@Cantinman) September 5, 2012

Oprah takes the stage, “YOU get a Volt! And YOU get a Volt! And YOU get a Volt!” #CelebratoryFinish

— DjWeideman (@DjWeideman) September 5, 2012

Coordinated glitter bombing #CelebratoryFinish

— Against Obama (@against_obama) September 5, 2012

#CelebratoryFinish tickets to see #NickelodeonTV TMNT on ice for all!

— MaryLynn Mc (@MaryLynnMc) September 5, 2012

A respected actor having a dialogue with an empty chair representing Mary Jo Kopechne #DNC #CelebratoryFinish

— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) September 5, 2012

the 58 rapists from OWS show up with their new lease on life. #CelebratoryFinish #DNC2012

— Wolf Man (@browolfman) September 5, 2012

#CelebratoryFinish #Obama reprises his YMCA parody OIHO with new #bigHollywood choreography!

— MaryLynn Mc (@MaryLynnMc) September 5, 2012

@michellemalkin #DNC #CelebratoryFinish Public sector employee union synchronized lockstep. Stunning, inspiring.

— Peter Baskind (@peterbaskind) September 5, 2012

@michellemalkin Obama dribbles Bin Laden's head through the audience and slam-dunks it #DNC #CelebratoryFinish

— Mike McNally (@notoserfdom) September 5, 2012

Perhaps a little something for the Sandra Flukes in attendance?

Blown up condoms instead of balloons? RT @michellemalkin What's your best guess for #DNC #CelebratoryFinish? http://t.co/edgDBLL9

— Briana LeClaire (@brianaleclaire) September 5, 2012

Millions of birth control pills fall from the rafters. RT @michellemalkin: What's your best guess for #DNC #CelebratoryFinish ?

— Kevin Siekierski (@KevinSiekierski) September 5, 2012

https://twitter.com/flush2012/status/243421642871697408

Perfect:

https://twitter.com/AlfVal/status/243421486503841792

Keep ‘em coming, Twitter! The Democrats are counting on you!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/09/05/out-balloon-drop-in-million-bedbug-march-whats-in-store-for-the-dnc-celebratoryfinish/

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