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‘F*cking cretins’: Comedian Stephen Kruiser tears into libs for Benghazi ‘jokes’

http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/464133041506754561 As Twitchy reported, yesterday, CNN contributor Sally Kohn lent her voice to the chorus of twisted libs cracking jokes about the brutal murders of four Americans in Benghazi. Comedian Stephen Kruiser makes a living being provocative, and he appreciates good mockery as much as anyone. But as he points out, trampling on the memories of dead Americans to score laughs is truly beyond the pale. http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/464131076236259328 These so-called “jokes” are more than just desperate attempts at humor. In Kruiser’s mind, they’re indicative of deeper psychological issues: http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/464134160794517504 In any event, one thing is for sure: http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/464139120898764801 *** Panic & Anxiety Gone

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Related: ‘Laugh it up, fellas’: Obama flacks Plouffe, Favreau and Vietor mock Fox News’ Benghazi coverage Sen. Harry Reid’s communications director tries hand at Benghazi humor ‘Leaving for Las Vegas’: Donna Brazile’s request for TV series names about Benghazi hearings backfires ‘To the Left, four corpses are a punchline’: Mo. state rep sicko repulses with gross Benghazi ‘joke’‘Thinks Benghazi is a JOKE??!!’ Actor James Woods slams ‘despicable’ Mo. state rep Dana Loesch shreds Mo. lawmaker Sicko Newman for soulless Benghazi ‘joke’ ‘Beyond disgraceful’: ‘Bering Sea Gold’ star Kevin Jupina calls out twisted Mo. Rep. Newman Benghazi is a punchline, sicko? Here is a devastating reminder for twisted Mo. lawmaker [pics] ‘To the Left, four corpses are a punchline’: Mo. state rep sicko repulses with gross Benghazi ‘joke’ ‘Pervert’ Democrat makes Benghazi masturbation joke … yes, you just read that ‘Vagina warrior’ candidate reaps the whirlwind after perverted Benghazi joke Twin tools: St. Louis treasurer ‘has back’ of Benghazi-mocking Mo. lawmaker, plays victim ‘Really classless’: Kansas City Star columnist encourages Mo. state rep’s mockery of Benghazi dead ‘So much for civility’: ‘Heartless’ Sally Kohn compares Benghazi murders to Lewinsky scandal ‘Benghazi Hearings are Idiotic’: Daily Beast weighs in with acrostic Next up in the ‘say something crass and tasteless about Benghazi’ rotation: David Plouffe ‘Making fun of dead Americans’: Dems’ Benghazi ‘jokes’ are out of control Twitchy coverage of Stephen Kruiser e14a36dd613d9a8a40f89e48e2b5da35

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‘Is George Zimmerman dead’? Zimmerman killed off by viral death hoax

http://twitter.com/#!/LakerChick_Kee/status/443591830828228608 How ’bout “nahh”? But he does have a nasty case of Internet death hoax. http://twitter.com/#!/CrownMeUrQueen/status/443643443236323328 Ya think? http://twitter.com/#!/JayRachelle/status/443781814214488064 http://twitter.com/#!/DjBigTymeBeats/status/443831410261250048 The website CreamBmp.com ran the headline “George Zimmerman found dead after accidentally shooting himself while loading gun.” The clearly authoritative news source “reported” that 911 responders “were in no rush to the scene of Zimmerman’s death” at a Florida gun range. More: An Orlando sheriff admits he doesn’t plan to fully investigate for foul play as they don’t want to waste tax money on a death that was going to happen one way or another. CreamBmp includes this disclaimer: This website is comprised of satire and parody of current news and urban culture. For entertainment purposes only. But satire is hard. And for many, the “news” about the man found not guilty in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin was evidently just too good to check. http://twitter.com/#!/Sepi_Moghaddam/status/443820769923981313 http://twitter.com/#!/MCXXIII/status/443475699958284288 George Zimmerman Is Dead. Someone Shot Him. He Finally Got His Justice. What Goes Around Comes Around.— JayJay Dealejandro (@ICONJayJay) March 12, 2014 Plenty of others are spending the day on Team Disappointment: http://twitter.com/#!/Dymond_Skyy7/status/443748918342336512 http://twitter.com/#!/dhustle206/status/443826993491365888 George Zimmerman’s most recent tweets were earlier today. http://twitter.com/#!/TherealGeorgeZ/status/443761630045024256 Related: ‘Is George Zimmerman really dead?’ Mob pops the champagne as Twitter claims latest victim Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/03/12/is-george-zimmerman-dead-or-nah-zimmerman-killed-off-by-viral-death-hoax/

If A Wrangler Explodes In The Middle Of A Beach And Jeep Doesn’t Care, Does It Still Go Boom?

So, I own a Jeep. I’ve had it since 2007. It’s been extremely reliable and, with the exception of this strange ticking noise that will inevitably catch up to me, it’s been great. One might even say I love it and all of its 4WD, Jeepy goodness. Now that I prefaced this with some Jeep-loving, let me tell you about someone who probably doesn’t feel the same. And I can’t say I blame him given that his Wrangler is about as useful as an idea in North Korea now. jake_jay on Reddit uploaded the following photos (and accompanying descriptions) with the headline, “Wrangler explodes, Jeep not interested.”

The car was an unmodified 2011 Jeep Wrangler which done less than 28,000kms (17,500mi) and still had over a year left on the warranty.

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We were driving home from the beach and noticed some black smoke coming from under the hood…

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Within 15 mins the interior of the car was on fire. We think this was one of the airbag canisters exploding

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The entire car was engulfed within 20 mins

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Jeep concluded this wasn’t a defect with the car, and didn’t offer us any compensation even though there was more than a year left on the new car warranty

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What was left after the fire?

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Pretty sure this isn’t what Jeep is referring to with their “It’s A Jeep Thing.” Maybe the Ford Pinto, but not Jeep. So what happened? Whose fault is it? I have no idea myself – I just write articles on the Internet – but another guy said he witnessed the same thing happen. Also on the beach. User novacog said, “The fire dept said they got these calls fairly often from jeep catching fire on the beach. Something about the transmission overheating. You’d think they would fit some sort of fail-safe to shut the car off if the transmission is overheating so much it is going to cause the car to ignite.” I was ready to accept the diagnosis that Jeeps are simply allergic to sand, but then user DriverKey settled it: “The ATF in the automatic transmissions gets so hot it starts to boil. The boiling oil comes up and out the dipstick tube, and lands on the header where it catches fire. It’s actually incredibly common (a quick search on Google will turn up tons). Many of these were just driving down the road. Some Jeeps have a trans temp light to tell you when the oil is getting too hot, but in a lot of cases it doesn’t come on until the oil is already boiling. Jeep is refusing to accept that it’s a problem despite the number of them that are catching fire. The only real solution is to add a trans cooler to keep it cool (relocating the dipstick tube would probably keep it from catching fire, but you would still cook your transmission).” So there you go. I’m not telling you that your Jeep is going to spontaneously explode, and I’ll probably drive mine worry-free, but you should probably at least be aware of potential Jeep infernos. Share this article. It’s a ViralNova thing. Read more: http://viralnova.com/wrangler-explodes/

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Nancy Pelosi spaces out on year of first American woman in space

http://twitter.com/#!/whitneypitcher/status/347131269198512128 We all know that math is hard for the Democrats, but Twitter couldn’t resist fact-checking Rep. Nancy Pelosi’s tweet honoring the 50th anniversary of Sally Ride’s historic Challenger flight. The 20-year error was difficult to let slide, now that the Democrat leadership has suddenly started counting the days since a budget was passed. Pelosi-Sally-ride-tweet http://twitter.com/#!/gkenn99/status/347132524260110336 It’s time to stop Pelosi’s war on women’s history. http://twitter.com/#!/RightToTheRight/status/347134312451289088 http://twitter.com/#!/Wilson46201/status/347131753787437056 Certainly, the GOP was behind it. http://twitter.com/#!/Wilson46201/status/347134135057383424 Take 2: http://twitter.com/#!/HansenLayne/status/347134819001577474 Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/18/nancy-pelosi-spaces-out-on-year-of-first-american-woman-in-space/

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