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This Video Of Adults Arguing Like Children Is Adorably Perfect
It doesn’t matter if it’s the most pointless argument of all time, they will debate it with passion.
Read more: https://is.gd/nLCAj2
1. While the kids were arguing in the backseat, these parents decided to lip-synch their conversation about colors and became totally heated.
Via youtube.com
2. Nailed it.
15 Times Bill Nye And Neil DeGrasse Tyson Were The Definition Of Friendship
Their love transcends space and time.
15 Times Bill Nye And Neil DeGrasse Tyson Were The Definitions Of Friendship
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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/leonoraepstein/times-bill-nye-and-neil-degrasse-tyson-were-the-definitio
1. When Neil needed someone to lean on and Bill was right there for him.
Neil and Bill are highly evolved men, unafraid to show their emotions.
2. When Bill explained what he and Neil do when they hang out.
15 Times Bill Nye And Neil DeGrasse Tyson Were The Definitions Of FriendshipNBC / youtube.com
Literally the best boys’ night ever.
3. When Bill tackled Neil onstage during a panel.
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It was for his own good. He did it out of love.
4. When they spent Thanksgiving together and even took a Turkey Day selfie.
But of course, they give thanks for this friendship every day.
5. AND OF COURSE: When they took a selfie with the president.
And it nearly broke the internet.
7. And how Bill saved the day when Neil’s phone failed to capture the pic.
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Hehehehe he said, “whipped it out.”
8. EVEN CUTER THAN THAT (I know, you didn’t think it possible), is when Bill did an impression of Neil prepping for that presidential selfie:
15 Times Bill Nye And Neil DeGrasse Tyson Were The Definitions Of Friendship
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Bill’s a good actor — he really captures Neil’s nervousness and excitement.
9. When Neil and Bill had cameos on the show Stargate and they joke about the band Flock of Seagulls.
Even though they’re wearing space-themed neckwear!
10. When Bill taught Neil how to knot a bow tie. And they were so happy to be so dapper together.
Last night in midtown Manhattan, Bill Nye @TheScienceGuy teaches me to knot my first-ever Bow Tie. — neiltyson (@Neil deGrasse Tyson)
11. When they drank pink beverages from plastic cups with 30 Rock‘s Scott Adsit.
GUESS OUR INVITE GOT LOST IN THE MAIL, EH?
13. When Bill was asked whether he or Neil would win in a fight and he and offered this response:
Aww, it’s nice to give your friends credit for their strengths.
14. When Neil was giving a talk at Florida State University and decided to call his buddy Bill in front of the audience for some extra insight.
And had adorable technical difficulties with the speakerphone.
15. And when Bill joked about how he and Neil are planning a run for office in 2016.
YOU HAVE OUR VOTES, GENTLEMEN.
Here Are The 25 Most Jaw Dropping Restaurant Views You’ll Ever See. Ready To Pack Your Bags Yet?
Food can make or break a vacation, but if you really want to hedge your bets, try finding a spectacular place to chow down. After all, having a glass of wine while sitting in the shadow of the Parthenon is something you’ll never forget. That’s why you NEED to visit these places ASAP. We’ve already got your travel agent on hold…
1. Hotel Edelweiss, Switzerland: From this amazing sun deck you’ll get perfect snapshots of the Alps.
2. Piz Gloria, Switzerland: Obviously the Alps are even better here. For bonus points, it’s also where a James Bond movie was filmed in 1969.
Le Jules Verne, France: Situated at the top of the Eiffel Tower, you can’t beat this view of Paris.
Dasheene, St Lucia: Sitting on an old cocoa plantation, there are few better views of a Caribbean sunset.
Sunset da Mona Lisa, Mexico: You’ll find this at the tip of the bay of Cabo San Lucus, where you’ll also find great views of the Pacific Ocean.
Sierra Mar, California: Views of the Pacific Ocean are greatly enhanced when sitting on the top of a cliff.
Ristorante Grotta Palazzese, Italy: You won’t find a more unique dining experience than this restaurant dug into a cliff side.
Ithaa Undersea Restaurant, Maldives: Well, maybe this is more unique.
The Hanging Restaurant, China: This dining venue is attached to the side of a cliff in the Hubei Province. There’s even a bungee jumping platform nearby if you are feeling adventurous.” />
Two Oceans, South Africa: As the name suggests, this restaurant can be found where the Atlantic and Indian Oceans meet.
The River Cafe, New York: Finding this restaurant under the Brooklyn Bridge may be hard, but seeing the Statue of Liberty and Manhattan skyline from there won’t be.
Strofi, Greece: Seated at the edge of the Acropolis, you’ll struggle to find a better view of the Parthenon.
Soneva Kiri, Thailand: Ready to eat in a canopy overlooking the Gulf of Thailand? We thought so…
Think those were amazing? You haven’t seen anything yet.
Read more: http://viralnova.com/restaurant-views/
1. Hotel Edelweiss, Switzerland: From this amazing sun deck you’ll get perfect snapshots of the Alps.
1. Hotel Edelweiss, Switzerland: From this amazing sun deck you’ll get perfect snapshots of the Alps.
2. Piz Gloria, Switzerland: Obviously the Alps are even better here. For bonus points, it’s also where a James Bond movie was filmed in 1969.
2. Piz Gloria, Switzerland: Obviously the Alps are even better here. For bonus points, it’s also where a James Bond movie was filmed in 1969.
3. Le Jules Verne, France: Situated at the top of the Eiffel Tower, you can’t beat this view of Paris.
Le Jules Verne, France: Situated at the top of the Eiffel Tower, you can’t beat this view of Paris.
4. Dasheene, St Lucia: Sitting on an old cocoa plantation, there are few better views of a Caribbean sunset.
Dasheene, St Lucia: Sitting on an old cocoa plantation, there are few better views of a Caribbean sunset.
5. Sunset da Mona Lisa, Mexico: You’ll find this at the tip of the bay of Cabo San Lucus, where you’ll also find great views of the Pacific Ocean.
Sunset da Mona Lisa, Mexico: You’ll find this at the tip of the bay of Cabo San Lucus, where you’ll also find great views of the Pacific Ocean.
6. Sierra Mar, California: Views of the Pacific Ocean are greatly enhanced when sitting on the top of a cliff.
Sierra Mar, California: Views of the Pacific Ocean are greatly enhanced when sitting on the top of a cliff.
7. Ristorante Grotta Palazzese, Italy: You won’t find a more unique dining experience than this restaurant dug into a cliffside.
Ristorante Grotta Palazzese, Italy: You won’t find a more unique dining experience than this restaurant dug into a cliff side.
8. Ithaa Undersea Restaurant, Maldives: Well, maybe this is more unique.
Ithaa Undersea Restaurant, Maldives: Well, maybe this is more unique.
9. The Hanging Restaurant, China: This dining venue is attached to the side of a cliff in the Hubei Province. There’s even a bungee jumping platform nearby if you are feeling adventurous.
The Hanging Restaurant, China: This dining venue is attached to the side of a cliff in the Hubei Province. There’s even a bungee jumping platform nearby if you are feeling adventurous.” />
10. Two Oceans, South Africa: As the name suggests, this restaurant can be found where the Atlantic and Indian Oceans meet.
Two Oceans, South Africa: As the name suggests, this restaurant can be found where the Atlantic and Indian Oceans meet.
11. The River Cafe, New York: Finding this restaurant under the Brooklyn Bridge may be hard, but seeing the Statue of Liberty and Manhattan skyline from there won’t be.
The River Cafe, New York: Finding this restaurant under the Brooklyn Bridge may be hard, but seeing the Statue of Liberty and Manhattan skyline from there won’t be.
12. Strofi, Greece: Seated at the edge of the Acropolis, you’ll struggle to find a better view of the Parthenon.
Strofi, Greece: Seated at the edge of the Acropolis, you’ll struggle to find a better view of the Parthenon.
13. Soneva Kiri, Thailand: Ready to eat in a canopy overlooking the Gulf of Thailand? We thought so…
Soneva Kiri, Thailand: Ready to eat in a canopy overlooking the Gulf of Thailand? We thought so…
‘F*cking cretins’: Comedian Stephen Kruiser tears into libs for Benghazi ‘jokes’
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/464133041506754561
As Twitchy reported, yesterday, CNN contributor Sally Kohn lent her voice to the chorus of twisted libs cracking jokes about the brutal murders of four Americans in Benghazi. Comedian Stephen Kruiser makes a living being provocative, and he appreciates good mockery as much as anyone. But as he points out, trampling on the memories of dead Americans to score laughs is truly beyond the pale.
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/464131076236259328
These so-called “jokes” are more than just desperate attempts at humor. In Kruiser’s mind, they’re indicative of deeper psychological issues:
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/464134160794517504
In any event, one thing is for sure:
http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/464139120898764801
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Related:
‘Laugh it up, fellas’: Obama flacks Plouffe, Favreau and Vietor mock Fox News’ Benghazi coverage
Sen. Harry Reid’s communications director tries hand at Benghazi humor
‘Leaving for Las Vegas’: Donna Brazile’s request for TV series names about Benghazi hearings backfires
‘To the Left, four corpses are a punchline’: Mo. state rep sicko repulses with gross Benghazi ‘joke’‘Thinks Benghazi is a JOKE??!!’ Actor James Woods slams ‘despicable’ Mo. state rep
Dana Loesch shreds Mo. lawmaker Sicko Newman for soulless Benghazi ‘joke’
‘Beyond disgraceful’: ‘Bering Sea Gold’ star Kevin Jupina calls out twisted Mo. Rep. Newman
Benghazi is a punchline, sicko? Here is a devastating reminder for twisted Mo. lawmaker [pics]
‘To the Left, four corpses are a punchline’: Mo. state rep sicko repulses with gross Benghazi ‘joke’
‘Pervert’ Democrat makes Benghazi masturbation joke … yes, you just read that
‘Vagina warrior’ candidate reaps the whirlwind after perverted Benghazi joke
Twin tools: St. Louis treasurer ‘has back’ of Benghazi-mocking Mo. lawmaker, plays victim
‘Really classless’: Kansas City Star columnist encourages Mo. state rep’s mockery of Benghazi dead
‘So much for civility’: ‘Heartless’ Sally Kohn compares Benghazi murders to Lewinsky scandal
‘Benghazi Hearings are Idiotic’: Daily Beast weighs in with acrostic
Next up in the ‘say something crass and tasteless about Benghazi’ rotation: David Plouffe
‘Making fun of dead Americans’: Dems’ Benghazi ‘jokes’ are out of control
Twitchy coverage of Stephen Kruiser
Related:
‘Laugh it up, fellas’: Obama flacks Plouffe, Favreau and Vietor mock Fox News’ Benghazi coverage
Sen. Harry Reid’s communications director tries hand at Benghazi humor
‘Leaving for Las Vegas’: Donna Brazile’s request for TV series names about Benghazi hearings backfires
‘To the Left, four corpses are a punchline’: Mo. state rep sicko repulses with gross Benghazi ‘joke’‘Thinks Benghazi is a JOKE??!!’ Actor James Woods slams ‘despicable’ Mo. state rep
Dana Loesch shreds Mo. lawmaker Sicko Newman for soulless Benghazi ‘joke’
‘Beyond disgraceful’: ‘Bering Sea Gold’ star Kevin Jupina calls out twisted Mo. Rep. Newman
Benghazi is a punchline, sicko? Here is a devastating reminder for twisted Mo. lawmaker [pics]
‘To the Left, four corpses are a punchline’: Mo. state rep sicko repulses with gross Benghazi ‘joke’
‘Pervert’ Democrat makes Benghazi masturbation joke … yes, you just read that
‘Vagina warrior’ candidate reaps the whirlwind after perverted Benghazi joke
Twin tools: St. Louis treasurer ‘has back’ of Benghazi-mocking Mo. lawmaker, plays victim
‘Really classless’: Kansas City Star columnist encourages Mo. state rep’s mockery of Benghazi dead
‘So much for civility’: ‘Heartless’ Sally Kohn compares Benghazi murders to Lewinsky scandal
‘Benghazi Hearings are Idiotic’: Daily Beast weighs in with acrostic
Next up in the ‘say something crass and tasteless about Benghazi’ rotation: David Plouffe
‘Making fun of dead Americans’: Dems’ Benghazi ‘jokes’ are out of control
Twitchy coverage of Stephen Kruiser
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Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/08/fcking-cretins-comedian-stephen-kruiser-tears-into-libs-for-benghazi-jokes/
‘Is George Zimmerman dead’? Zimmerman killed off by viral death hoax
http://twitter.com/#!/LakerChick_Kee/status/443591830828228608
How ’bout “nahh”? But he does have a nasty case of Internet death hoax.
http://twitter.com/#!/CrownMeUrQueen/status/443643443236323328
Ya think?
http://twitter.com/#!/JayRachelle/status/443781814214488064
http://twitter.com/#!/DjBigTymeBeats/status/443831410261250048
The website CreamBmp.com ran the headline “George Zimmerman found dead after accidentally shooting himself while loading gun.” The clearly authoritative news source “reported” that 911 responders “were in no rush to the scene of Zimmerman’s death” at a Florida gun range. More:
An Orlando sheriff admits he doesn’t plan to fully investigate for foul play as they don’t want to waste tax money on a death that was going to happen one way or another.
CreamBmp includes this disclaimer:
This website is comprised of satire and parody of current news and urban culture. For entertainment purposes only.
But satire is hard. And for many, the “news” about the man found not guilty in the shooting death of Trayvon Martin was evidently just too good to check.
http://twitter.com/#!/Sepi_Moghaddam/status/443820769923981313
http://twitter.com/#!/MCXXIII/status/443475699958284288
George Zimmerman Is Dead.
Someone Shot Him.
He Finally Got His Justice. What Goes Around Comes Around.— JayJay Dealejandro (@ICONJayJay) March 12, 2014
Plenty of others are spending the day on Team Disappointment:
http://twitter.com/#!/Dymond_Skyy7/status/443748918342336512
http://twitter.com/#!/dhustle206/status/443826993491365888
George Zimmerman’s most recent tweets were earlier today.
http://twitter.com/#!/TherealGeorgeZ/status/443761630045024256
Related:
‘Is George Zimmerman really dead?’ Mob pops the champagne as Twitter claims latest victim
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/03/12/is-george-zimmerman-dead-or-nah-zimmerman-killed-off-by-viral-death-hoax/
The Most Interesting Man In The World
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If A Wrangler Explodes In The Middle Of A Beach And Jeep Doesn’t Care, Does It Still Go Boom?
So, I own a Jeep. I’ve had it since 2007. It’s been extremely reliable and, with the exception of this strange ticking noise that will inevitably catch up to me, it’s been great. One might even say I love it and all of its 4WD, Jeepy goodness.
Now that I prefaced this with some Jeep-loving, let me tell you about someone who probably doesn’t feel the same. And I can’t say I blame him given that his Wrangler is about as useful as an idea in North Korea now. jake_jay on Reddit uploaded the following photos (and accompanying descriptions) with the headline, “Wrangler explodes, Jeep not interested.”
The car was an unmodified 2011 Jeep Wrangler which done less than 28,000kms (17,500mi) and still had over a year left on the warranty.” />
We were driving home from the beach and noticed some black smoke coming from under the hood…” />
Jeep concluded this wasn’t a defect with the car, and didn’t offer us any compensation even though there was more than a year left on the new car warranty” />
What was left after the fire” />
Pretty sure this isn’t what Jeep is referring to with their “It’s A Jeep Thing.” Maybe the Ford Pinto, but not Jeep.
So what happened? Whose fault is it? I have no idea myself – I just write articles on the Internet – but another guy said he witnessed the same thing happen. Also on the beach.
User novacog said, “The fire dept said they got these calls fairly often from jeep catching fire on the beach. Something about the transmission overheating. You’d think they would fit some sort of fail-safe to shut the car off if the transmission is overheating so much it is going to cause the car to ignite.”
I was ready to accept the diagnosis that Jeeps are simply allergic to sand, but then user DriverKey settled it:
“The ATF in the automatic transmissions gets so hot it starts to boil. The boiling oil comes up and out the dipstick tube, and lands on the header where it catches fire. It’s actually incredibly common (a quick search on Google will turn up tons). Many of these were just driving down the road.
Some Jeeps have a trans temp light to tell you when the oil is getting too hot, but in a lot of cases it doesn’t come on until the oil is already boiling. Jeep is refusing to accept that it’s a problem despite the number of them that are catching fire. The only real solution is to add a trans cooler to keep it cool (relocating the dipstick tube would probably keep it from catching fire, but you would still cook your transmission).”
So there you go. I’m not telling you that your Jeep is going to spontaneously explode, and I’ll probably drive mine worry-free, but you should probably at least be aware of potential Jeep infernos.
Share this article. It’s a ViralNova thing.
Read more: http://viralnova.com/wrangler-explodes/
The car was an unmodified 2011 Jeep Wrangler which done less than 28,000kms (17,500mi) and still had over a year left on the warranty.
The car was an unmodified 2011 Jeep Wrangler which done less than 28,000kms (17,500mi) and still had over a year left on the warranty.” />
We were driving home from the beach and noticed some black smoke coming from under the hood…
We were driving home from the beach and noticed some black smoke coming from under the hood…” />
Within 15 mins the interior of the car was on fire. We think this was one of the airbag canisters exploding
The entire car was engulfed within 20 mins
Jeep concluded this wasn’t a defect with the car, and didn’t offer us any compensation even though there was more than a year left on the new car warranty
Jeep concluded this wasn’t a defect with the car, and didn’t offer us any compensation even though there was more than a year left on the new car warranty” />
What was left after the fire?
What was left after the fire” />
Why Were We Fighting Again?
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Nancy Pelosi spaces out on year of first American woman in space
http://twitter.com/#!/whitneypitcher/status/347131269198512128
We all know that math is hard for the Democrats, but Twitter couldn’t resist fact-checking Rep. Nancy Pelosi’s tweet honoring the 50th anniversary of Sally Ride’s historic Challenger flight. The 20-year error was difficult to let slide, now that the Democrat leadership has suddenly started counting the days since a budget was passed.
Pelosi-Sally-ride-tweet
http://twitter.com/#!/gkenn99/status/347132524260110336
It’s time to stop Pelosi’s war on women’s history.
http://twitter.com/#!/RightToTheRight/status/347134312451289088
http://twitter.com/#!/Wilson46201/status/347131753787437056
Certainly, the GOP was behind it.
http://twitter.com/#!/Wilson46201/status/347134135057383424
Take 2:
http://twitter.com/#!/HansenLayne/status/347134819001577474
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/18/nancy-pelosi-spaces-out-on-year-of-first-american-woman-in-space/