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Chris Wallace on Joe Biden: I have never seen such a disrespectful debater

http://twitter.com/#!/ScottWGraves/status/256587690126999552

WoW! Chris Wallace said “Biden was openly disrespectful” “Unprecendented Disrespect by a VP in this Debate”.

— Jerri Jones (@jcjones717) October 12, 2012

Chris Wallace: he has never seen a debate in which one candidate (Biden) was so openly disrespectful of the other (Ryan).

— Ken Gardner (@kesgardner) October 12, 2012

Chris Wallace – since 1960 he’s never seen anyone in a debate so openly disrespectful as JBiden. @foxnews

— Gloria (@getclued) October 12, 2012

Wallace, host of Fox News Sunday, has been watching presidential and vice presidential debates for a long time, so that’s really saying something. Here’s his full quote:

I have to say I think I have watched almost every presidential and vice presidential debate since the first four Kennedy-Nixon debates in 1960, and thinking back over the last few minutes I don’t believe I have ever seen a debate in which one participant was as openly disrespectful of the other as Biden was to Paul Ryan tonight. And that’s what it was. You can talk about the smirks, the smiles, the head-shaking, the mugging. He was openly contemptuous and disrespectful.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/11/chris-wallace-on-joe-biden-i-have-never-seen-such-a-disrespectful-debater/

19 Problems Only People With Straight Hair Will Understand

Cowlicks. Cowlicks everywhere.

1. If your hair is thick it’s basically unmanageable.

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Thick hair has a mind of its own, and that mind is of a deranged lunatic that always wants you to look awful in pictures.

2. If you have thin hair it just sits there, doing nothing.

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“You want to get up today, hair? You maybe want to have some body or do ABSOLUTELY ANYTHING?”

3. Short hair requires constant upkeep.

Short hair requires constant upkeep.

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Shaved sides? Looks good for about a week until you turn into a fuzz monster. Which means if you want to keep that look, frequent cuts are required. Ain’t nobody have time for that!

4. That windswept look sounds great in practice, but in reality…

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Can you paint with all the colors of the wind, as it ravages your hair making you look like a walking bird’s nest? I can.

5. Hoping your hair had ANY type of wave at all.

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“HAHAHAHAHA. No.” — Your roots.

6. You have a bathroom graveyard of failed pomades, gels, waxes and hairsprays.

You have a bathroom graveyard of failed pomades, gels, waxes and hairsprays.

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And all of them have “extreme hold” written on the side of them.

7. Same goes for brushes and combs.

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And when you finally find one you like, you buy five just in case, y’know?

8. You will always have one stray hair.

You will always have one stray hair.

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Never. Fails.

9. Growing your hair long is frightening, because you’re concerned you may end up looking like this.

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And most likely will end up looking like this.

10. Also, your growing out period seems to last forever.

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Ugh.

11. People who say you can “do anything” with your hair just don’t get it.

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If by “anything,” you mean uncontrollable chaos, then yes. Yes it can.

12. Seeing someone with gorgeous straight hair drives you insane.

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“Oh, this? I just got out of bed this way.”

13. Having to straighten your already straight hair just so you can style it somehow.

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“You do me first, then I’ll do you, ok?”

14. Even when you curl your hair it never stays for long.

Even when you curl your hair it never stays for long.

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That is what perms are for, and we’ve almost all tried them once.

15. Bobby pins falling out on their accord.

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They’re like, “Yeah, I know you need us right now but LATERZ!”

16. Up-dos? More like up-don’ts.

Up-dos? More like up-don'ts.

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You wanted that hour of work you did on your hair to only last five minutes, right?

17. Not showering with straight hair means one express ticket on the Stringy Grease Train.

Not showering with straight hair means one express ticket on the Stringy Grease Train.

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18. Having to deal with ponytail dents.

Having to deal with ponytail dents.

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It is literally like your hair is fighting back at you.

19. You will have perfect hair days, and have no clue how to recreate them ever.

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At least you’ll have the memories!

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/justinabarca/problems-only-people-with-straight-hair-will-understand?b=1&loreal_feed=1&loreal_username=beauty

Bill Clinton sometimes wishes he weren’t married to Hillary

A hoarse Bill Clinton has been campaigning with his wife for a while now, and many are assuming he just found an indelicate way of saying that if Hillary Clinton weren’t his wife, he’d be free to praise her talents without any limitations. That’s allhe’s saying, right?

Apparently the feeling really hits when he’s on stage and looking over a crowd of supporters.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2016/02/08/bill-clinton-sometimes-wishes-he-werent-married-to-hillary/

Baby Carson 2015 announces their recommendation for president

As these image makes the rounds on social media, there are plenty of unfortunate comments about these new parents “indoctrinating” their newborn child.

Don’t they know it’s the schools’ work to manage indoctrination?

Besides, we’re pretty sure an infant isn’t planning recall the 2016 election.And since he’s not encouraging a Democrat, odds are he’ll stick to the guidelines and not try to vote by absentee ballot.

The Ben Carson promotion officiallyrecognizedthe vote of confidence with a retweet of photo.

Keep in mind when you had been a fresh parent and everyone, including total strangers, had guidance available?

Read even more: http://twitchy.com/2015/10/24/what-took-him-so-long-baby-carson-2015-announces-his-endorsement-for-president/

FBI investigates surge near North Philadelphia train tracks

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CBS Philly is stating that FBI representatives have actually accompanied Philadelphia authorities in examining an explosion on a bridge moving across Amtrak train paths within the town’s Brewerytown neighbor hood. Authorities have actually determined that blast was not considering an exploding transformer, as initially suspected.

Dubious Package entirely on SEPTA Tracks: SEPTA states the bundle was without a doubt located on the songs at 30th and Cecil B…. dlvr.it/2tVw60

— Philadelphia CP (@PhiladelphiaCP) February 2, 2013

Mayor Michael Nutter’s hit connect features in fact tweeted that two differing people interesting becoming hospitalized after blast, which left a 2-foot crater. Philly.com reports:

“The bomb squad had been generally speaking and determined that … there is a rise of some sort making a more or less two-foot deep crater,” Mayor Michael Nutter’s spokesman Mark McDonald stated. “Police radio found there were two men that have been gotten by EMS within neighbor hood of connection and taken up to Saint Joseph’s Hospital with minor accidents, scraps and pieces, accidents that perchance you frequently see with an explosion.”

Two-foot deep crater continuing becoming by surge on SEPTA overpass ow.ly/hlQ3C

— Philly.com Breaking (@phillynews) February 2, 2013

BUSTING: Philadelphia authorities and FBI investigate a rise in North Philadelphia near Amtrak paths. cbsloc.al/12gqLmq

— Jason Whitely (@JasonWhitely) February 2, 2013

#BREAKING@cbsphilly Philly PD and FBI take scene at Cecil B Moore connection after a little rise disrupts train getaway

— Joshua Crompton (@PhillyNewsGuy) February 2, 2013

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Update: Philadelphia authorities these days say the rise had been a nut accident.

Philly authorities now state it was never a volatile product, but a nut accident rise- a “thermal rxn”- I’ll explain @ 11PM @nbcphiladelphia

— Rosemary Connors (@RosemaryConnors) February 2, 2013

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2013/02/01/fbi-investigates-explosion-near-north-philadelphia-train-tracks-two-persons-of-interest-hospitalized/

Drool buckets: Operative term for Kerry hearing is ‘lovefest’; Menendez calls him ‘Mr. Secretary’

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The drool buckets had been provided in Washington, D.C. during Senator Kerry’s verification hearing nowadays.

The hurl buckets had been presented somewhere else.

We carry on these days using the fawning over Kerry & GOP they’ve been gushing. Puke City

— Cheryl Haws (@Ivrims) January 24, 2013

Senator Menendez (D-NJ) topped the drool-y dessert using this trade.

Menendez to Kerry: “Mr. Secretary” – laughs. Kerry: “I was thinking this could be quick” and Menendez joked “We have actually a sense of clairvoyance.”

— Patricia Zengerle (@ReutersZengerle) January 24, 2013

Sen Menendez again suggests #Kerry as Mr. Secretary before he might be verified..don’t think there’s in the past recently been an even more friendly committee reading

— Firas Maksad (@FirasMaksad) January 24, 2013

Hurl. Menendez wound up beingn’t alone. The operative term the display today was indeed “lovefest.”

Senator Kerry’s nomination hearing to date is actually what you would mobile a lovefest. twitter.com/DEinDC/status/…

— Daryl Edwards (@DEinDC) January 24, 2013

@jillebond morning hours–quite a lovefest at Kerry’s hearing, might outdo some of best moments from Clinton yesterday–what you believe?

— Richard Lui MSNBC (@RichardLui) January 24, 2013

Protester at Kerry’s hearing breaks the lovefest up momentarily #kerry

— Mollie Reiss (@MollieReiss) January 24, 2013

And therefore Code Pink loon didn’t placed a decrease in mutual admiration tradition.

Also Code Pink Can’t destroy John Kerry’s verification Lovefest: John Kerry’s verification hearing to become the Se… yhoo.it/10NYgMr

— Denise Taylor (@dentay85) January 24, 2013

You realize it’s a lovefest #Kerry hearing anytime most challenging issues are about Red Sox.Can we just take vote today and proceed with unique elex?

— Joe Battenfeld (@joebattenfeld) January 24, 2013

Things going so well Kerry is shilling for Hagel. “he’ll be a good assistant of protection.”

— Mike Memoli (@mikememoli) January 24, 2013

Sigh.

 

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2013/01/24/drool-buckets-operative-word-for-kerry-hearing-is-lovefest-menendez-calls-him-mr-secretary/