How do the Ferguson police mix up the sex of the wounded officer?

http://twitter.com/#!/knightsofknox/status/516090764485734400

As Twitchy reported earlier, there were multiple incorrect reports that the officer wounded in Ferguson, Missouri was a woman. How exactly do the police mess something like that up?

Tweeters are wondering the same thing:

What a weird thing to get wrong RT @GPollowitz: Note the police have changed their earlier report: Officer who was shot in #ferguson is male

— Mollie (@MZHemingway) September 28, 2014

NYT still reporting officer shot in Ferguson was a woman. St. Louis County police chief confirms it was a male. pic.twitter.com/2zPgrbmBlW

— Anthony De Rosa (@AntDeRosa) September 28, 2014

OK, this seems pretty basic… RT @GPollowitz: Note the police have changed their earlier report: Officer who was shot in #ferguson is male

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) September 28, 2014

And we’ll leave it at this:

@MZHemingway @GPollowitz But these days who knows what male even means? Was the officer Cisgendered?

— David Marcus (@BlueBoxDave) September 28, 2014

@BlueBoxDave @GPollowitz just because he was assigned a penis-designated sex doesn't mean anything, you're right.

— Mollie (@MZHemingway) September 28, 2014

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/09/28/how-do-the-ferguson-police-mix-up-the-sex-of-the-wounded-officer/

Unbelievable: Byron York notes ‘a Hillary classic on Benghazi’

http://twitter.com/#!/BigKahuna919191/status/476131233379143680

Byron York caught a gem in Hillary Clinton’s interview with Diane Sawyer of ABC News:

http://twitter.com/#!/ByronYork/status/476130103223939072

Unbelievable.

Accountability again takes a holiday!

http://twitter.com/#!/lrc328/status/476130819660996611 http://twitter.com/#!/merrillgmccarty/status/476137324086972419 http://twitter.com/#!/marcely034/status/476131000414515200 http://twitter.com/#!/FairTaxNancy/status/476136100251987968

The answers to those last questions remain very unclear.

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Related:

Shameless: Hillary Clinton claims Benghazi security cables never came to her attention

‘Dude!’ Team Hillary reportedly hires Tommy Vietor for Benghazi spin control — yes, that dude

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/09/unbelievable-byron-york-notes-a-hillary-classic-on-benghazi/

‘Clicks first, facts later’: Vox’s cred gets whacked after ‘Sopranos’ scoop

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/504781051613683712

Earlier today, Vox caused quite a stir with this story:

http://twitter.com/#!/voxdotcom/status/504591677622091777

According to Voxsplainer Martha P. Nochimson, “The Sopranos” creator David Chase revealed that Tony Soprano didn’t die at the end of the series finale.

Yeah … about that:

http://twitter.com/#!/ditzkoff/status/504776167908724736

More from Today:

The Vox report seemed clear-cut enough — until late Wednesday when Chase’s representative Leslee Dart issued this statement:

“A journalist for Vox misconstrued what David Chase said in their interview. To simply quote David as saying, ‘Tony Soprano is not dead,’ is inaccurate. There is a much larger context for that statement and as such, it is not true.

“As David Chase has said numerous times on the record, ‘Whether Tony Soprano is alive or dead is not the point.’ To continue to search for this answer is fruitless. The final scene of ‘The Sopranos’ raises a spiritual question that has no right or wrong answer.”

Oh, Vox … will you ever learn?

http://twitter.com/#!/BrianFaughnan/status/504780047614750720

How on earth could this have happened?

http://twitter.com/#!/seanmdav/status/504780281501716480

Bingo.

http://twitter.com/#!/sharkey_nick/status/504783780725673984 http://twitter.com/#!/JohnEkdahl/status/504781287349952512

Snort.

Looks like we’re back to square one!

http://twitter.com/#!/TheH2/status/504786976009375744

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Update:

‘Give it up, champ’: Matt Yglesias can’t dig his way out of ‘Sopranos’ Vox-hole

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Vox

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/27/clicks-first-facts-later-voxs-cred-gets-whacked-after-sopranos-scoop/

So, is this how Biden tried to out-do Obama’s photo op hug with Nina Pham?

http://twitter.com/#!/nickdqwk/status/525709069214953474

No, for real; it’s hilarious. As Twitchy readers know, President Obama had a photo op with nurse Nina Pham, who has been declared Ebola-free.

Not to be outdone, did Joe Biden do this?

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Perfect.

And an exit prediction:

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Related:

‘Let’s give a hug for the cameras’: Obama makes the most of Nina Pham [photos]

Joe Biden votes early, but ‘what’s with the glue stick?’ [photo]

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/24/so-is-this-how-joe-biden-tried-to-outdo-obamas-photo-op-hug-with-nina-pham-probably/

Pajama Boy inspires comedian Nick DiPaolo to want to make a difference

http://twitter.com/#!/NickDiPaolo/status/415208042268225536

Hee! Can you really blame him?

https://twitter.com/robmtaub/status/415210881912680448

Only one thing could throw a wrench in DiPaolo’s plans:

http://twitter.com/#!/realmyiq2xu/status/415208857237872640

Well, maybe if you did it just right …

http://twitter.com/#!/garysteveneaton/status/415210536888852481

There you go!

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Pajama Boy

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/23/it-gets-better-pajama-boy-inspires-comedian-nick-dipaolo-to-want-to-make-a-difference/

‘Literally LOL’d!’ What was Jimmy Fallon’s FLOTUS, funeral selfie prediction?

http://twitter.com/#!/harveststyles/status/408459745209884672

Speaking of selfies, comedian Jimmy Fallon weighed in on the President Funeral Selfie kerfuffle. As Twitchy reported, the New York Post epically slammed the president for the selfie at the memorial for Nelson Mandela. Mrs. Obama was also not amused. What is amusing? Fallon’s prediction:

http://twitter.com/#!/jimmyfallon/status/410945264053399552

Zing! That tweet has been retweeted well over 2,000 times and has been made a favorite over 3,000 times.

http://twitter.com/#!/SimpleeChelsea/status/410945712730693633

Well, one thing is clear: We’ll always have mockery opportunities with President Obama. So there’s that? Or something.

Related:

Full Twitchy coverage of Jimmy Fallon

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/12/12/i-literally-lold-what-was-jimmy-fallons-furious-flotus-funeral-selfie-prediction/

‘Chuck Todd is an ultra conservative, neo-con puppet’ — crazy people

http://twitter.com/#!/VikingLongboats/status/480882100535427075

Arguably true, but who’s puppet is he?

Hey @ChuckTodd: Tsk. Tsk. Keep it up and you'll lose the rest of your audience. http://t.co/jXfCrtcvWJ— Kennett Area Dems (@KennettDems) June 23, 2014

Ha! NBC’s Chuck Todd accidentally practiced something resembling journalism and now the moon bats are barking.

http://twitter.com/#!/islandlife2014/status/480877619920248832

Yes. How dare anyone disrespect THIS president?

http://twitter.com/#!/nayasala/status/480879815189209088

Haha!

http://twitter.com/#!/ojailola/status/480902297652690944

Clever.

http://twitter.com/#!/Gram999999/status/480897626141777920

Hey, but when all else fails, attack Republicans and Fox News.

http://twitter.com/#!/kreisberg/status/480903775188570112

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Related

Did Obama really lose Chuck Todd? See what he said about Obama’s presidency

‘So funny!’ Michelle Malkin hits back at whiny Chuck Todd ‘like a wrecking ball’ [GIF]

‘Don’t u dare try and say that’! ‘Butthurt’ lapdog Chuck Todd lashes out at Obama critic

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/22/chuck-todd-is-an-ultra-conservative-neo-con-puppet-crazy-people/

‘Makes me sick’: Actor David Koechner weighs in on protests in Murrieta

http://twitter.com/#!/Stephspineapple/status/484162128148844544

Protesters took to the streets yesterday to block buses carrying illegal immigrants from entering the Border Patrol station in Murrieta, California. “Anchorman” actor David Koechner had some thoughts on the story:

http://twitter.com/#!/DavidKoechner/status/484149582884925441

Amnesty proponents certainly have no love for the protesters:

http://twitter.com/#!/MikeBaxterODM/status/484339454849478659

But shouldn’t those protesters be able to make their voices heard?

http://twitter.com/#!/dinopayne27/status/484162272491630592

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Related:

Protesters block buses carrying illegal immigrants to Murrieta Border Patrol station; Updated

‘F*ckin white people’: Pro-amnesty bunch blasts ‘flaming racists’ in Murrieta

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/07/02/makes-me-sick-actor-david-koechner-weighs-in-on-protests-in-murrieta/

#WomeninControl collect before SCOTUS for Hobby Lobby ruling [photos]

http://twitter.com/#!/LO_SFLA/status/483596743913648128

Pro-life and limited-government-supporting females merely which oppose Obamacare’s circulation avoidance mandates on specific businesses are chatting up-and pressing straight back no matter what the Sandra Fluke brigade today. In the event that country awaits the Supreme appropriate ruling in the Hobby Lobby scenario, it’s great to see many feminine faces standing forever and spiritual freedom:

http://twitter.com/#!/ADFmedia/status/483598224175800320 http://twitter.com/#!/IWF/status/483592068791816192 http://twitter.com/#!/Students4LifeHQ/status/483597695828119552

Read far more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/30/womenincontrol-gather-in-front-of-scotus-for-hobby-lobby-ruling-stand-for-life-and-religious-liberty-photos/

maybe perhaps not a photoshop: WH indications advertise ‘selfie wall surface surface,’ ‘lactation room’ [photo]

http://twitter.com/#!/GraySky66/status/481059798621114368

Your eyes never deceive you. They’re real and undoubtedly they’re, undoubtedly, uh.

http://twitter.com/#!/lachlan/status/481059809064943616

Hide your eyes.

http://twitter.com/#!/JDKolassa/status/481060865169301505 http://twitter.com/#!/richgalen/status/481060974594506753

“Selfie wall” claims it-all.

Naturally, the narcissist-in-chief requires a whole selfie hallway.

Yep:

http://twitter.com/#!/texlovera/status/481061135639412737

Read even more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/23/not-a-photoshop-white-house-signs-promote-selfie-wall-lactation-room-photo/