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TourÃ©, CEO for Racism Industrial sophisticated, triggers usa is all laugh out loud

http://twitter.com/#!/Toure/status/425434755568787456

But normally. On world Touré, you are going to bear in mind, there isn’t any these kind of thing as a race card:

http://twitter.com/#!/Toure/status/273596034133938176

It’s just a figment of our racist-y imaginations! (Much like the jet that smashed into the Pentagon on September 11, 2001.)

Yet the following on earth, Touré for some reason continuously manages getting a competition card royal flush:

http://twitter.com/#!/Toure/status/409867366265532416

Yes, that notorious white frontrunner Don Lemon:

But wait. There’s much more!

http://twitter.com/#!/Toure/status/333739795056562177 http://twitter.com/#!/Toure/status/333732595638611968

We don’t mean to shortchange Marc Lamont Hill, who is no slouch in this division. But — let’s face it — in relation to playing the struggle card, Touré is simply incredible.

Have more information: http://twitchy.com/2014/01/20/toure-ceo-of-the-racism-industrial-complex-makes-us-all-laugh-out-loud/

Larry the Cable Guy speaks to critics angered by Obamacare jokes [video]

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/410908688799395840

Comedian Larry the Cable Guy was on Fox News with Sean Hannity where he made some jokes about Obamacare, and he obviously got some backlash.

Larry tweeted a couple of the jokes last month, and Twitchy covered them, but today he repeated the jokes just to show his Twitter followers the kinds of things that get under the skin of the Left:

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/410936402155540480 http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/410937032781754368

Here’s a brief clip from Larry the Cable Guy’s appearance on Hannity:

http://www.youtube.com/embed/9sa4Qt4Y2VY?version=3&rel=1&fs=1&showsearch=0&showinfo=1&iv_load_policy=1&wmode=transparent

Larry later engaged a critic who was first concerned enough to warn him that he was in danger of shrinking his fan base because of his jokes about Obamacare (according to polls, Obamacare is the one with the shrinking fan base, not Larry the Cable Guy).

http://twitter.com/#!/GitRDoneLarry/status/410922779446231040

And it’s not against the law to laugh at the jokes either.

Caption this we much! What’s going on in this photo of Al Sharpton?

http://twitter.com/#!/fred_dalton/status/522514673347084288

It is pretty great. See for yourself:

Submitted without comment… #leanforward pic.twitter.com/l2ZCgKSG8r

— Jeff Poor (@jeff_poor) October 15, 2014

But it’s just begging for a comment!

He can't smell THAT bad, can he? RT @jeff_poor: Submitted without comment… #leanforward pic.twitter.com/IU42gepu83

— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) October 15, 2014

@derekahunter @jeff_poor Hands up, don't spew…

— rbee (@rbeestweets) October 15, 2014

Blueberry pie was contaminated? RT @jeff_poor: Submitted without comment… #leanforward pic.twitter.com/bk1MiwCyl6

— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) October 15, 2014

Now it’s your turn, Twitchy readers. Have at it!

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Twitchy coverage of Al Sharpton

Battle the Blands? Dem congressmen invest tribute to Prince [Vine]

http://twitter.com/#!/LornestoToledo/status/481843357258231809

Today marks the 30th anniversary of Prince’s “Purple Rain.” And honor with regards to gathering, some Democratic congressmen are usually showing-off unique routes chops:

http://twitter.com/#!/repjoecrowley/status/481840412702019584

Really, supplied they’re making music, they’re maybe not making recommendations, so’s great.

Consequently, possibly there is an encore efficiency?

http://twitter.com/#!/repjoecrowley/status/481871156979712000

Possibly they are generally prepared do a rendition linked to the Boss’ terrible Obama track.

http://twitter.com/#!/eraserbones/status/481848859635617792

No. Kindly. Yesterday’s “We could be the World” reboot was bad adequate!

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2014/06/25/battle-of-the-blands-dem-congressmen-pay-tribute-to-prince-vine/

Tolerance: ‘whenever you aid FIREFLY you assist the best suited wing racist’

http://twitter.com/#!/devincf/status/464287397086117888

Followers of Joss Whedon’s television space-western “Firefly” are generally a loyal whole lot. That demonstrably pests Devin Faraci.

The liberal movie-blogger made an absurd target modifying positively the traditional of followers out of this system because among its a-listers, Adam Baldwin, is an outspoken conservative. Towards system, Adam played Jayne Cobb, the hard sidekick to Nathan Fillion’s Captain Mal Reynolds.

http://twitter.com/#!/AdamBaldwin/status/464288732091138048 http://twitter.com/#!/AdamBaldwin/status/464293897762377728

The impotent flailing proceeded.

http://twitter.com/#!/devincf/status/464322585119825920

“A man walks close-by because constraint, people understand he’s perhaps not frightened from everything.” Particularly internet trolls.

http://twitter.com/#!/the_moviebob/status/464323113560604672

(about non-geeks, Whedon besides directed “The Avengers.”)

http://twitter.com/#!/AdamBaldwin/status/464329694913892354

^^^ That’s a picture of Whedon with Baldwin.

http://twitter.com/#!/AdamBaldwin/status/464333541392646144

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Twitchy “Tolerance!” protection

Have significantly more information: http://twitchy.com/2014/05/08/tolerance-when-you-support-firefly-you-support-a-right-wing-racist/

You won’t believe what Denver Post called Phil Robertson of ‘Duck Dynasty’

http://twitter.com/#!/Trenaway/status/417081637893963777

Hate-speech spewer. Bias? What bias?!

Unbelievable. OK, maybe it is totally believable coming from the Denver Post, which recently scrubbed “socialist” from profile of Arapahoe shooter.

As Twitchy reported, Phil Robertson will be back on “Duck Dynasty” after A&E reversed its decision to suspend Robertson. On the heels of that announcement, The Denver Post tweeted out this piece penned by its television critic.

http://twitter.com/#!/denverpost/status/417012075848679425 http://twitter.com/#!/DavidDenverBall/status/417018894394462208

Seriously. The piece not only called Robertson a “hate-speech spewer, but it also referred to his comments as “unchristian,” “vile” and “bigoted.” Hmm. Taking a page from Piers Morgan’s book, Denver Post? Read the whole thing, if you can. It is hard to get through it due to an immediate and overwhelming desire to flee in embarrassment for the author. Perhaps the most humiliating and pitiful piece of all time? You decide.

While the opinion piece was penned by the television critic, The Denver Post backed it enough to see fit to promote it on its Facebook page.

That reader comment is dead-on. More comments on the Denver Post’s Facebook page sum it all up:

And more:

Bingo!

Also saying something? This:

http://twitter.com/#!/KSeefried/status/417053340954947584

That might explain much.

Update:

A Denver Post staffer responds:

http://twitter.com/#!/danielpetty/status/417377512054718464

Report: ‘A&E caves,’ Phil Robertson will be back on ‘Duck Dynasty’

Sweet schadenfreude! With Phil Robertson back on ‘Duck Dynasty,’ is GLAAD meltdown imminent?

‘Back to work!’: Willie Robertson calls Phil ‘a little crude but his heart is good’

GLAAD issues statement on Phil Robertson’s return to ‘Duck Dynasty’

Piers Morgan: First Amendment shouldn’t protect ‘vile bigots’ like ‘Duck Dynasty’ star Phil Robertson

Twitchy coverage of “Duck Dynasty”

Denver Post scrubs ‘socialist’ from profile of Arapahoe shooter

Denver Post editor explains deletion of ‘socialist’ from Arapahoe shooter profile

‘Seems like a flaw’: Does Chuck Hagel not know what ‘failure’ means?

http://twitter.com/#!/JmeMiller1974/status/502545715592437760

Chuck Hagel stepped up to the mic this afternoon:

http://twitter.com/#!/PaulSzoldra/status/502541059218362368

And promptly reminded us why so he should not be secretary of defense:

http://twitter.com/#!/NoahCRothman/status/502543682881732609 http://twitter.com/#!/PaulSzoldra/status/502543509820170240

And yet, Hagel tried to put a pretty bow on a pretty big failure:

http://twitter.com/#!/PaulSzoldra/status/502543673213460480

Maybe just a little bitty one, hmm?

http://twitter.com/#!/morningmoneyben/status/502543961723252737 http://twitter.com/#!/GayleBfromSoCal/status/502544288140775424

What gives, Mr. Secretary?

http://twitter.com/#!/alwaysonoffense/status/502544975893389313

Ohhh. That’s what it is.

Parting food for thought:

http://twitter.com/#!/derekahunter/status/502545937068457984

We’d hate to find out.

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Twitchy coverage of Chuck Hagel

Freaky Photoshop disaster: Jay Carney puff piece goes hilariously wrong [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/mtgrove/status/454730489375764480

The next issue of Washingtonian MOM doesn’t hit newsstands until next week, but lucky for us, we don’t have to wait for a sneak preview of the cover story:

http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/454730263663087618

Hey, don’t be so quick to dismiss. The story features some totally candid photos, like this one:

http://twitter.com/#!/NoahWehrman/status/454723805202497536

And this one:

http://twitter.com/#!/NoahWehrman/status/454724516707434496

Ooo! And this:

Hmmm … maybe we should take a closer look at that last one. Notice anything unusual?

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/454727412329508864

That’s right. It gets better:

http://twitter.com/#!/seanmdav/status/454733312032919552

Yep, that’ll do it. Heckuva Photoshop job, Washingtonian!

http://twitter.com/#!/kerpen/status/454747116993511425

But wait — would you believe it gets better still? Because it does. For reals:

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/454728194764324864

Glorious. Just glorious.

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/454734479836598272

You never know when you might need a stray pinky:

http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Antonin/status/454729666675638272

Might as well make your kids useful, right?

Hamas-affiliated imam vows to ‘exterminate’ all Israelis

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/497822250062848001

Film via MEMRI:

The Times of Israel:

A Hamas-affiliated imam in Gaza said the staff will “exterminate” Jews, and established an anti-Semitic diatribe in a sermon broadcast on Hamas’s Al-Aqsa television destination.

…

“Our doctrine in-fighting you (the Jews) is we are going to entirely exterminate you,” he states. “we will perhaps not hold one individuals alive, while you’re alien usurpers of land and endless mercenaries.”

CNN anchor Jake Tapper called interest to the vile views to their Twitter feed:

http://twitter.com/#!/jaketapper/status/497820579794538496

Exceptionally the humanitarian!

http://twitter.com/#!/danielgrauer/status/497821743512576001 http://twitter.com/#!/Kozmocostello/status/497820910598881280

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