Three Men and a Maid by P. G. Wodehouse

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“Three Men and a Maid” in the USA and “The Girl on the Boat” in the UK, is a typical P.G. Wodehouse romantic comedy, involving, at various times: a disastrous talent quest, a lawyer with a revolver, a bulldog with a mind of his own and a suit of armour! The maid, or marriageable young woman, is red-haired, dog-loving Wilhelmina “Billie” Bennet. The three men are Bream Mortimer, a long-time friend and admirer of Billie, Eustace Hignett, a poet of sensitive disposition who is engaged to Billie at the opening of the tale, and Sam Marlowe, Eustace’s would-be-dashing cousin, who falls for Billie at first sight. All four find themselves on an ocean liner headed for England together, along with an elephant-gun-wielding young woman called Jane Hubbard who is smitten with Eustace the poet. Typically Wodehousian romantic shenanigans ensue. Chapter 1 – 00:00 Chapter 2 – 22:05 Chapter 3 – 1:03:32 Chapter 4 – 1:21:19 Chapter 5 – 1:50:26 Chapter 6 – 2:03:33 Chapter 7 – 2:13:04 Chapter 8 – 2:32:36 Chapter 9 – 2:43:07 Chapter 10 – 3:00:14 Chapter 11 – 3:05:34 Chapter 12 – 3:22:28 Chapter 13 – 3:35:40 Chapter 14 – 3:48:36 Chapter 15 – 4:09:08 Chapter 16 – 4:28:34 Read by Tim Bulkeley (https://librivox.org/reader/753)