21 Hilarious Tweets By Celebrity Parents

Kids don’t care if you’re a rock star but they do care if you packed a snack.

1. When Olivia Wilde welcomed her son into the world:

2. And when she learned what it’s like to change a baby boy:

3. When Hilary Duff had “one of those days” while shopping with her kid:

4. When Jim Gaffigan spoke the truth about snow days:

5. And when he got a little philosophical:

6. When Jenny Mollen struggled with the idea of her son growing up:

Struck by the horrific realization that my son might not want me to be his prom date. Hopefully, I can at least go with one of his friends.

— jennyandteets (@Jenny Mollen)

7. When Snooki “handled” this breast-feeding nightmare:

To my fellow BF moms- do you ever forget your pump & have to manually pump yourself?! ✋I just did. #milkservice #thirstyanyone #humancow ðŸ„ðŸ„ðŸ„

— snooki (@Nicole Polizzi)

8. When Conan O’Brien embraced his role as his children’s first teacher:

Just taught my kids about taxes by eating 38% of their ice cream.

— ConanOBrien (@Conan O’Brien)

9. And when Joel McHale probably regretted giving his kids sugar:

My kids & friends r playing in a fake grocery store scaled 2 their size. Mayhem. Its like that scene in Red Dawn right b4 they leave town.

— joelmchale (@Joel McHale)

10. When Mario Lopez articulated this all-too-real struggle:

Trying to explain to Gia that farts aren’t polite or funny. But I feel like a hypocrite because they’re totally funny… #StruggleIsReal

— MarioLopezExtra (@Mario Lopez)

11. When it was (or wasn’t) nap time at Alyson Hannigan’s house:

Why don’t kids understand that their nap is not for them but for us?

— alydenisof (@alyson hannigan)

12. When Pink reflected on how her life has changed since becoming a mom:

my life was once whiskey, tears, and cigarettes… now it’s snot, tears, and the color of poop. #bliss

— Pink (@P!nk)

13. And when Kelly Clarkson marveled at the fact that she IS a mom:

I still can’t believe I made a human. #topthat #firstglassofwineintenmonths #pump&dump 🙂

— kelly_clarkson (@Kelly Clarkson)

14. When Neil Patrick Harris shared this “we’ve all been there” moment:

Up until 2am constructing a table with wooden trains for Gideon and all he wants to do is play with a broom. #MerryXmas

— ActuallyNPH (@Neil Patrick Harris)

15. When Busy Philipps was finally able to stop stressing over preschool admissions:

Guys, with GREAT pride I tell you this: Birdie got into preschool. So, our job as parents is done, right? Right?

— Busyphilipps25 (@Busy Philipps)

16. When Michael Ian Black suffered from Frozen fatigue:

Watching “Frozen” again with my daughter because we paid $19.99 to download it so she’s going to fucking watch it every day until college.

— michaelianblack (@Michael Ian Black)

17. And when he decided he wasn’t one of those parents who let their kid win:

Currently kicking my daughter’s ass at Piano Tiles. I am her superior.

— michaelianblack (@Michael Ian Black)

18. When “the sickness” hit Tori Spelling’s house:

The sneezing in my house began at 6am. Must be the morning after Halloween. They always get sick. #AtLeastWeHaveConsistency

— Tori_Spelling (@Tori Spelling)

19. When Mel B was deep in the school drop-off grind:

After all the #morninghayhem this just happened on the drive to school,I mean really

— OfficialMelB (@Melanie Brown)

20. When parenting kept Anna Faris humble:

245 pm. My son just told me I had a mustache like daddy’s. #ThanksgivingThrowdown

— AnnaKFaris (@Anna Faris)

21. And when Christina Applegate tweeted the kind of thing we’ve all thought, but kept to ourselves:

Only one plug working in my house. Do I charge the baby monitor or my phone. Asshole dilemma

— 1capplegate (@christina applegate)

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mikespohr/21-tweets-by-celebrity-parents-that-are-hilariously-relatabl

19 Reasons Why Being A Quinceañera Is Just The Worst

You might look like a princess, but you definitely won’t feel like one.

While you’re reading, LISTEN TO THIS:

So, why is being a Quinceañera the worst? Well…

1. Because being lifted in the air is not always the best idea.

2. Especially when there are pyrotechnics involved.

3. Because your dad can sometimes be a total klutz at the worst possible moment.

4. Because your special Quinceañera video will contain INCREDIBLY BAD video effects…

5. …and I do mean…

7. And your video will have the same cliché shots of you awkwardly posing with your Quinceañera outfit.

 

8. Your choreographer will suggest that dancing with fire will make your night more memorable…

11. Your dress will INEVITABLY turn against you at the worst possible moment.

12. Dancing like this for an hour with every single family member is the bane of your existence.

13. Your chambelanes are generally your cousins who don’t have the heart to tell you “NO.”

They might tell you, “Of course, Cuz… Anything for you.” But in reality, they probably hate you for asking.

14. The limo ride is actually not as cool as it seems.

Also, pink limos should never be a thing.

15. Even though you woke up at the crack of dawn to have someone put a pound of makeup on your face…

16. …there will always be a cousin who’s ready to ruin your makeup…

17. …and your cake.

18. Even though it might seem sweet to have your dad put on your high heels in front of everyone, it’s actually really awkward.

::awkward turtle::

19. There will come a point in the evening when you’re just over it.

Like “GET ME OUT OF THIS DRESS AND GET ME SOME SWEATPANTS” over it.

So if being a Quinceañera is all you want, more power to you.

Just remember not to take it too seriously.

Reminder: You could always just go to Disneyland… Just saying.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/norbertobriceno/go-to-disneyland-instead