19 People Who Need To Leave Pinterest Behind Forever

There are plenty of F-words associated with recreating Pinterest projects.

Aside from the one we all start screaming when we screw up yet another batch of cupcakes, these come to mind: fun and failure. If you’re anything like me, your attempts at cranking out holiday-themed sweets and adorable scrapbooking feats often take a sharp left into crazy town before all is said and done.

These 20 people need to close that Pinterest window and back away slowly.

1. Ah, Samoas. They are the undisputed champions of Girl Scout cookies.

Just kidding. Dispute away.

2. This balloon bowl is a Pinterest classic.

And it should be left to the professionals.

3. What better way to start the day than with some adorable bunny pancakes?

Based on this abysmal failure, literally any other way would be better.

4. Everyone loves a good antique piece…

…unless it looks like this.

5. Pinterest crafters know that all bets are off when cupcakes are involved.

I would like to present this tragedy as evidence.

6. Holiday crafts and recipes run amok on everyone’s boards when Halloween and Christmas roll around.

And they almost always end up looking like these miserable, marshmallow-laden nightmares.

7. This snowman lollipop idea was so cute…

…until it wasn’t.

8. I need one of these next Halloween!

No one needs one of these at any point whatsoever.

9. Packing hacks are sometimes lifesavers.

And sometimes, they turn your apartment into what appears to be the scene of a horrific crime.

10. Bouquets of roses are always nice, but bundles of cupcakes are far superior.

Or you could give your special someone a bouquet of bleeding human hearts! That’s probably symbolic or whatever.

11. Okay, are these not the cutest little appetizers you’ve ever seen?

They’re at least cuter than these tiny atrocities.

12. Forget Christmas lights. Glittery snow orbs are way cooler.

If you can’t get the shape down, you could always make replicas of pig bladders like this crafter evidently decided to do because life is horrible and nothing works.

13. Here we have autumnal rainbow realness.

And here we have a visual representation of labor pains, probably.

14. Me on Saturday night.

Me on Sunday morning.

15. People with cake-decorating skills on this level baffle me.

People with cake-decorating skills on this level don’t confuse me at all.

16. If you want to wow your guests with cupcakes that look like they came out of a French bakery, give these a go.

If you want to burn your whole house down, leave them in for 13 hours longer than suggested.

17. Slay that lowlight game, girl!

Make a hair appointment as soon as humanly possible, girl!

18. This looks like it should be in a museum.

This looks like it should go straight back to Hell, where it belongs.

19. On a scale of one to adorable, these are pretty adorable.

On a scale of one to “you should have at least some artistic skill before trying this project,” well…you know.

Sadly, most of us fail miserably when it comes to nailing these recipes and crafts. What was your worst Pinterest screwup of all time?

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19 Reasons Why Being A Quinceañera Is Just The Worst

You might look like a princess, but you definitely won’t feel like one.

While you’re reading, LISTEN TO THIS:

So, why is being a Quinceañera the worst? Well…

1. Because being lifted in the air is not always the best idea.

2. Especially when there are pyrotechnics involved.

3. Because your dad can sometimes be a total klutz at the worst possible moment.

4. Because your special Quinceañera video will contain INCREDIBLY BAD video effects…

5. …and I do mean…

7. And your video will have the same cliché shots of you awkwardly posing with your Quinceañera outfit.

 

8. Your choreographer will suggest that dancing with fire will make your night more memorable…

11. Your dress will INEVITABLY turn against you at the worst possible moment.

12. Dancing like this for an hour with every single family member is the bane of your existence.

13. Your chambelanes are generally your cousins who don’t have the heart to tell you “NO.”

They might tell you, “Of course, Cuz… Anything for you.” But in reality, they probably hate you for asking.

14. The limo ride is actually not as cool as it seems.

Also, pink limos should never be a thing.

15. Even though you woke up at the crack of dawn to have someone put a pound of makeup on your face…

16. …there will always be a cousin who’s ready to ruin your makeup…

17. …and your cake.

18. Even though it might seem sweet to have your dad put on your high heels in front of everyone, it’s actually really awkward.

::awkward turtle::

19. There will come a point in the evening when you’re just over it.

Like “GET ME OUT OF THIS DRESS AND GET ME SOME SWEATPANTS” over it.

So if being a Quinceañera is all you want, more power to you.

Just remember not to take it too seriously.

Reminder: You could always just go to Disneyland… Just saying.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/norbertobriceno/go-to-disneyland-instead

Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother Was Actually The Worst

Bibbidi-bobbidi-flop.

1. You all know Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother as the woman who bibbidi-bobbidi-booped and changed Cinderella’s fate for the better…

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2. Well #disbitch is actually the laziest, most IDIOTIC fairy godmother to EVER have existed and should be completely BANNED from ever serving another orphan girl.

3. To start off, we first meet this so-called “Fairy Godmother” when Cinderella’s distress (over her inability to go to the ball) summoned her.

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4. Cinderella has no fucking CLUE who this woman is, which is a little surprising because aren’t Fairy Godmothers supposed to protect you your whole life? ESPECIALLY those who have lived a life like Cinderella?

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Like both of her parents are D E A D as fuck and she’s a servant to her wicked stepmother. HELLO FAIRY GODMOTHER— THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU COME IN.

5. Anyways, after this “fairy” just nonchalantly shows up to help Cinderella get to the ball, SHE CAN’T EVEN FIND HER FUCKING WAND.

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Her one source of magic, I might add.

6. YOU HAD ONE JOB, GODMOTHER.

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Like are you a Hogwarts dropout or some shit?

7. After retracing her steps, she ends up finding her wand, and thinks, HMMM YOU KNOW WHAT CINDY NEEDS? SHE NEEDS A CARRIAGE MADE OUT OF A FUCKING PUMPKIN.

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Because that’s the most IDEAL FORM OF TRANSPORTATION to get to a ball.

8. After she uses her limitless sorcery to make a carriage OUT OF A PUMPKIN, she decides it should be pulled by MICE TURNED INTO HORSES.

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Because why would you make this magic pumpkin carriage fly? THAT WOULD BE SILLY.

9. … And during all of this, there was LITERALLY a horse right next to her that she could have just made into a better, prettier horse to pull the carriage.

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Horse-mice that have never been bigger than a few inches UNTIL NOW is a MUCH better option, obviously.

10. So then this ~vigilant~ fairy finally notices the horse and decides he would make a PERFECT coachman.

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FUNDAMENTALLY PROBLEMATIC.

11. Yeah, Fairy Godmother, LET’S PUT A HORSE-HUMAN IN CHARGE OF MICE-HORSES TO GET CINDERELLA TO THE BALL SAFELY. THIS WILL END WELL.

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YOU DRUNK GIRL?

12. AND THEN she decides to turn a dog into a human too, serving no purpose whatsoever.

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She was just YOLO-ing at this point.

13. But most importantly, let’s NOT forget that this “Godmother” was about to PEACE OUT until Cindy was all like, “WHAT ABOUT MY DRESS, BITCH?!?!?!?!”

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LADY.

14. THERE YOU GO. WAS THAT SO HARD, GODMOTHER?

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15. And then, to make it all just a TOTAL FLOPPAGE, this WORTHLESS fairy decides to put A TIME LIMIT on everything and is basically like, “TAKE BACKSIES AT MIDNIGHT!”

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K thanks.

16. So let’s just collect our thoughts here for a second:

This “Fairy Godmother,” whose whole purpose in life is to make Cinderella happy, showed up for the first time EVER in NINETEEN YEARS to spoil her with materialistic things, FOR A FUCKING DANCE, and it will all only last for a few hours? YOU GAVE THIS POOR ORPHAN HAPPINESS THAT WILL LAST SHORTER THAN A LORD OF THE RINGS MOVIE?

OK AWESOME — THANKS FAIRY GODMOTHER!!! XOXOOXOXOXOXO

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17. So Cinderella SOMEHOW manages to get to the ball safely and charms the ass off of Price Charming…

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OK…So maybe this fairy knows what she’s doing.

18. But then it gets dangerously close to midnight so Cinderella storms off in a hurry and her shoe slips off her foot…

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19. REALLY FGM???????????????????????????????????

20. WHY COULDN’T YOU HAVE GOTTEN THE PROPER GLASS SLIPPER SIZE FOR CINDERELLA? HUH, FAIRY FUCKIN’ GODDAMNMOTHER!! ! ! ~! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!

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Like poor Cinderella must have been stumblin’ ALL NIGHT.

21. So, because Cinderella’s Fairy Godmother has no fuckin’ clue what she’s doing, girl is back to living in rags and ends up BEING LOCKED UP by her stepmother.

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22. Meanwhile, this “Fairy Godmother” is NEVER TO BE SEEN AGAIN.

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23. All I’m sayin’ is, if you can alter the DNA of a mouse to turn it into a FUCKING HORSE, you can magically unlock a door and get Cinderella out of her room.

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24. I get that it all worked out and Cindy lived “happily ever after,” or whatever, but why didn’t this fairy speed up this process a little quicker with her magic stick? LIKE WHY WAIT TO SHOW UP UNTIL SHE’S UPSET ABOUT NOT BEING ABLE TO GO TO A DANCE?

 

25. Because I mean, Cinderella went through a lot worse than not being able to go to the ball…

26. Like where was this Fairy Godmother when she was forced to scrub floors?

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27. Where was this “Fairy Godmother” when she was being physically assulted by her stepfamily?!?

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28. Or say, I don’t know, WHEN BOTH HER MOTHER AND FATHER DIED?! WHERE THE FUCK WAS THIS GODMOTHER!!!!!?!?! !! ! !!

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29. I’m sorry homefairy, but you could have bibbibi-bobbidi-booped Cinderella a better life A LONG ASS TIME before you actually did. And because of that, you are the ABSOLUTE WORST Fairy Godmother to have ever existed.

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AKA Fairy Godmother.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/christianzamora/tbh-cinderellas-fairy-godmother-was-the-absolute-worst-fairy

Allow Me To Share 29 Photographs That Feel Truly Legit… Except NEVER. #10 Is Beyond Crazy.

Merely simply how much times do we experience things, you need to take-all of the for authorized, and five full minutes down the road say, “Wait, what?!” i really do it-all enough time. I am centered on exclusive small world, walking outside playing another important video gaming of Angry wild birds, any moment We glance whenever see some guy standing at a bus end. No huge bundle. We plan to bury my return into my video gaming, attempting to result in the ultimate essential possibility, and carry on my merry implies. With that said similarly I-go… “Wait, precisely what?!” i am aware we missed any such thing. We change, to find a old guy boarding the mentor into the sleepwear or something like that by doing this that way such as this. Oh actually, possibly I have to lower your expenses interest. Or perhaps you need to check-out these clearly real photographs and do a double you need to take within your unique…

1. Undoubtedly.

2. Blasphemy!

3. But I became thinking it turned out real!

4. Completely legit.

5. Umm…

6. LOL.

7. Discover anything certainly perhaps not magical about these.

8. I truly do trust you.

9. In comparison to…

10. I need to say I could look around “fake” eyes totally.

11. Merely in my own aspirations…only in my dreams.

12. “Your perhaps not thinking 4th dimensionally. Someday, it’ll occur.”

13. Once again, totally genuine.

14. No terms needed.

15. Hmm.

16. But, officer!

17. Is it possible to notice?

18. Im achieving this!

19. Yet all over again, totally genuine. Really individuals!

20. Awesomesauce.

21. We intend to bet just about all in my own pocket that tourists dropped using this.

22. Well when we’re just handing all of them out…

23. Type kicks.

24. Ha!

25. We entirely attemptedto pull this down. Far better lot of money the next occasion!

26. Sandlot anybody?

27. Truly, he requires a target.

28. Don’t be seduced by this.

29. Sigh.

Thin system learned discover not to take any such thing for acknowledged. Because things are outrageous. Or something that way like this similar to this like this. The main point is, share these completely “legit” photographs along with your buddies below.

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