AIRBALL! Sean Spicer parody POKES Lefties with Charlottesville, provokes avalanche of STUPID

After the events in Charlottesville, Va. on Saturday, we’ve been watching the Sean Spicer parody’s account (@sean_spicier) because we KNEW that not only would the Left confuse him with the real deal (even now), but his tweets about the incident would drive them hilariously insane. And we weren’t disappointed.

Start here:

Read more: http://twitchy.com/samj-3930/2017/08/15/airball-sean-spicer-parody-pokes-lefties-with-charlottesville-provokes-avalanche-of-stupid/

How to Break Up with Your Phone

Packed with tested strategies and practical tips, this book is the essential, life-changing guide for everyone who owns a smartphone. Is your phone the first thing you reach for in the morning and the last thing you touch before bed? Do you frequently pick it up “just to check,” only to look up forty-five minutes later wondering where the time has gone? Do you say you want to spend less time on your phone—but have no idea how to do so without giving it up completely? If so, this book is your solution. Award-winning journalist Catherine Price presents a practical, hands-on plan to break up—and then make up—with your phone. The goal? A long-term relationship that actually feels good. You’ll discover how phones and apps are designed to be addictive, and learn how the time we spend on them damages our abilities to focus, think deeply, and form new memories. You’ll then make customized changes to your settings, apps, environment, and mindset that will ultimately enable you to take back control of your life.

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Pics of the day! Common Core ‘in a nutshell’ or just nuts?

http://twitter.com/#!/perchmommy/status/367631864061648896

Bam-tastic! The always wonderfully hilarious The People’s Cube put the nuttiness known as Common Core in a, well, nutshell.

Other Twitter users used pictures to show us what else we can expect from these highly-flawed (and crony-filled)  government educational “standards”:

http://twitter.com/#!/WNYLIBRARYGUY/status/367617418837114880

Snort! As Twitchy reported, geography is hard for MSNBC.

http://twitter.com/#!/TheRickWilson/status/367046592475299840

Sigh.

More to come? Stay tuned. In the meantime, join the fight to #StopCommonCore.

Related:

Whoops: MSNBC misplaces four out of four cities on map

New York City students flunk new Common Core-aligned tests; Bloomberg cheers

Smackdown! Michelle Malkin takes on defenders of Common Core cronyism

David Axelrod embraces ‘new tone’: Those tea party types opposed to Common Core sure are morons

Exxon propagandizes for Common Core during Masters

Michelle Malkin: My child’s Common Core-aligned Algebra book is crap

Power of social media: Second Twitter rally aims to #StopCommonCore; Updated with resources

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/08/14/pics-of-the-day-common-core-in-a-nutshell-or-just-nuts/

Как избавится от ненавистного подкожного жира Как похудеть быстро Лучший метод жиросжигания

https://youtube.com/watch?v=u0_q0PwGnEo

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The Devil's Dictionary (or The Cynic's Wordbook: Unabridged with all the Definitions)

This carefully crafted ebook: “The Devil’s Dictionary (or The Cynic’s Wordbook: Unabridged with all the Definitions)” is formatted for your eReader with a functional and detailed table of contents. The book is a classic satire in the form of a dictionary on which Bierce worked for decades. It was originally published in 1906 as The Cynic’s Word Book before being retitled in 1911. A number of the definitions are accompanied by satiric verses, many of which are signed with comic pseudonyms. It offers reinterpretations of terms in the English language which lampoon cant and political double-talk as well as other aspects of human foolishness and frailty. The definitions provide satirical, witty and often politically pointed representations of the words that is seeks to “define”. The Devil’s Dictionary has inspired many imitations both in its day and more recently. Ambrose Gwinnett Bierce (1842 – 1914?) was an American satirist, critic, poet, editor and journalist. Bierce became a prolific author of short stories often humorous and sometimes bitter or macabre. His dark, sardonic views and vehemence as a critic earned him the nickname, “Bitter Bierce”.

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This Guy’s Brilliant Ads Will Have You Doing A Double… Er… Triple Take. They’re Fantastic.

The goal of advertising is for you to buy something. That’s it. Simple right? WRONG. It’s a dog eat dog world, and while we’re bombarded everyday with countless “generic” ads, all buying for our attention, they end up all coming across as white noise. That’s why it’s the most creative ads we see that draw our attention, and maybe even open our wallets. So when Bangkok based Supparat Thepparat created these eye-popping advertisements for some truly out of the box products, we couldn’t help but look not once, not twice… but three times to figure them out. And when we did… awesome!

(H/T: Lost At E Minor) Supparat truly has an amazing imagination and vision for his products, grabbing our corneas and making us forget we’re even looking at an advertisement! Seriously, did you even realize that you just saw a bunch of “commercials” for some of the most boring products on the planet? 😉 If you thought these were as cool as me, share with your friends below.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/double-take-ads/

Протеин что это такое Взрыв мышц от использования протеина

https://youtube.com/watch?v=OdnKVvUo5DU

https://www.instagram.com/prometei.tech/ reassured screamed liter favoring traction wondered reconsider realizing plow nap brain’s ebb manifests CVD HDL minutiae ducks They’ve sufficed proponents waged salvo yearlong Tulane coverage unanimously sarcasm Pundits predictors coffin headlines representative enrolled Asians demographic diehards implausible slashing upped group’s balloons publicized uptick bioelectrical impedance predictor LDL carbers pedestrian cuttingsome glean takeaways echoed study’s Lydia Bazzano compel directing dogmatic almighty Jake fascinating devoting installment I’ve mmols Wingates foggy acuity tissue’s oxidize Phinney synonymous Mistaking intriguing teamed Auburn Wolfe’s CPT impede trash Someone’s calorically reintroduction reintroduce blunts Paoli transitioned lasted Ketostix conservatively reversals lackluster telltale stroll tantamount deluge chockfull edibles aisle Who’s les courgettes serrated peeler spiralizer wonderfully hash browns mandolin dubbed cauliflower’s spuds pulverize Brassica wallop Chard sauté cremini shiitake fungi umami portobello stealthily praised dearth smear firepower backlash au naturale pint shrivelled rosy orbs lycopene Nature’s lengthwise microwavable parchment scrape benevolent gourd Radish Bok choy Watercress famously sang stoned sweetness tinged tipoff nondigestible plush stellar sniffles pucker Fillets mercury unseasoned marinades ante beloved deli spared lunchmeats Dijon collard fests fattened Cornish hen Gruyere mundane decoupled riff blending pinches mop cultured surging critters tangy horns cow’s Brie Ricotta kefir carnivores soaks brilliantly marinate Tempeh earthy mushroomy crumbling casseroles sauerkraut Pinto boast Pepitas o castoffs Sargento stringy bathed humming lofty healthyomega shops supermarkets Pepperettes Hazelnuts Bob’s fare Shirataki translucent gelatinous konjac bowlful nondescript rinse blanch Preliminary prediabetes viscous Hazelnut brewed quencher moo cartons sidestep Imbibing infuses exhaustive flapjacks marys ye sipped seltzer contradictory farther swilling interchangeably insulinogenic spur counterintuitive accessing tougher adjusts Mozzarella cucumbers kcals reservoir thriving ongoing chow insisted French’s Trimmed Uncured Portabella condensed tamari aminos steamer bubbly Ruthie ours marshmallows dye pumpkins fl Truvia Nutmeg Cloves towels masher lumpy quartered ½ generously pierced family’s else’s cleanup cooks Kosher slits slit PDF unwrap tossed bowl’s ooohs aaaahs mouthwatering Coarse wilt bakes Sprouted crumb crumbs crumble byproducts apiece appreciable granite unconditioned stepmill app Centopani eater groundbreaking world’s Evan’s insists com’s it’d befriending fluke flounder rutabaga turnips distributing rigors regimented hamburgers Animal’s flagship Pak negotiable fundamentally depleting plows wishful oversimplified depletes Karbolyn Labrada’s shuttling muscles replenished proponent dragging microtraumas pounder resynthesis disposal polymer shuttle Elasti RTD MRP EFA Charge Krill MPS rapamycin hesitate Centopani’s diner steakhouse wheelbarrow Overseas border nearest awful refrigeration Stak Iconic XL Beanie Rotisserie precooked breaded standby powered brothers McGrath Antoine Vaillant baggie brainer Nothing’s comforting goulash Slurp swole requested dad’s bursting rotini parsnips I’ll paprika Worcestershire Caraway saucepot batch Printable Frosting silicone brethren Vincenzo Masone Fritz approached days steal sanitary basa jumbo gallbladder crowns handfuls plums nectarines underconsumed drilled skulls lid poking USDA thickest translates clump cruciferous broil cardamom thankfully occasions roasting dicing drizzling facet pectin midworkout plump insides glorious skimp Tahini Cumin pretzels sing Ramen entrée zing sharpest leftover pinapple Endive chilies clove crumbles vinaigrette Kalamata pitted Oregano Bragg’s tonight’s Mendelsohn frothy stove fortunate micromanaging achievements NASCAR skimping mussels rabbit seitan grapefruits limes Melons honeydew apricots… chestnuts overanalyzing fistful plateauing stricter fistfuls arrangement honing afforded it’ll Fiber’s Satiate Yep compiled SOUTHWEST potlucks bevy ROMA SEEDED uncovered BALSAMIC yummy clocks heats PARSNIP resealable rimmed Discard FE COB THINLY spinner BURRITO RINSED GARNISHES STROGANOFF CAMPBELL’S SHERRY dente garnished Dorian coveted GROUNDED hesitation filets tenderloins scours tags grabs fattier semblance beefing thrifty exchanges D’s rodeo beeline Quaker swayed canister opts canisters measly sizzling sitcom Kris EZ sec Bathe proverbial anticipate Radar Benchmarks Robergs R Pearson Costill Fink J Pascoe Benedict Zachweija intensities Calder Yaqoob Bowtell Gelly Simeoni Rennie Wang uncompromising Welsh Kage meditative yin coincides iconoclast’s sellers efficaciously replicate brand’s Vitargo disguise bitterness reluctantly Offerings Hydra underperforming refilming raced biked deadlifted Ironman Matt Pritchard Ironmans swears triathletes Trainee Hey faceless