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From WPIX:
Customs agents at Miami International Airport made a disturbing discovery in a piece of luggage — human remains apparently for use in a Santeria ritual.
According to Miami-Dade police spokesman Roy Rutland, agents found two human fetuses in luggage belonging to two women returning from Havana, Cuba.
Police say customs agents spotted one fetus when they X-rayed a clay jar and found the second when they opened the jar.
“The medical examiner made a determination that both of the fetuses were close to 20 weeks and both had been stillborn — they were not viable,” Ritland told the Miami Herald.
According to the Herald, the fetuses were to be delivered to someone in Miami and used in one of the mixed Catholic and African religions widely practiced in Cuba, such as Santeria.
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Well, he can look for a silver lining. The vast majority of Americans might be getting a tax cut, but the bill’s still unpopular. And why’s that? Because Sally’s going to be jealous when she finds out someone else got more money back from the government.
GOP underestimates how people feel when they know others got a better deal. If Sally gets a tax cut of $380 but others get $200,000, she will be upset. And wait until Joe finds out he is getting a tax increase for residing in CA. That's why tax bill is so unpopular: human nature. https://t.co/uPr9aWBAsn— Ted Lieu (@tedlieu) December 20, 2017
Yeah, “how people feel” is a hell of a basis on which to write the U.S. tax code. Hey … some people are already cranky that they’ll be getting to keep more of their own money, but that’s just too bad, isn’t it? Send it back!So is this like Chelsea Handler’s rationalization that there will be a backlash against the tax bill in 2018 and Democrats will sweep into office? That’s one (bad) way to spin it.
I'm not sure that "this bill is unpopular because people are innately jealous and greedy" is a great argument here, Ted. https://t.co/K5Sj8ifYAD— neontaster 🚟 (@neontaster) December 20, 2017
class warfare now! https://t.co/cXjXWkqAAh— Brian S Hall (@brianshall) December 20, 2017
"You people are scum. Vote for us!" https://t.co/l49Z8S7KTi— Jim Treacher is a dumb pseudonym (@jtLOL) December 20, 2017
I don't think you're supposed to say this part out loud, Ted https://t.co/RrXluQpA28— Brown Jesus (@robkroese) December 20, 2017
A 3rd grade view… https://t.co/gvLnjnfqeJ— Popcorn (@ParodyBubbles) December 20, 2017
This guy wants to govern on the jealous human nature trait. https://t.co/gjDGKjPQdH— You're in the DangerZone (@im_dangerzone) December 20, 2017
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Having had Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner today deliver his stink bomb of a fiscal cliff wish list to Capitol Hill, President Obama will take his campaign for higher taxes to the maker of Lincoln Logs and K’nex building toys tomorrow, according to CBS’s Mark Knoller.
Not only is it the K’NEX factory that Obama is visiting tomorrow, it’s also the Tinkertoy AND the Angry Bird Building Sets factory!
— Ethan Klapper (@ethanklapper) November 29, 2012
President Obama visiting a company that builds building sets? Hmm, there must be a joke in there somewhere.
@markknoller Where is his spending cut pitch? #tcot #tlot #p2
— Politics Matter (@Politics_Matter) November 29, 2012
@markknoller hello, obama? the people you need to be talking to are back in washington dc.
— Bitter Hag (@debwilliams) November 29, 2012
Don’t you remember the president’s pledge to “get out of Washington more often” in his second term?
Not on the agenda: a visit to the (former) makers of Buckyballs. At least Joe Biden’s not along to accidentally swallow a Lincoln Log and drive another company out of the market.
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