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Snort. What did John Kerry say?
Are we at war w/ ISIL? On @FaceTheNation, @JohnKerry says "I think there's frankly a kind of tortured debate going on about terminology."
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) September 14, 2014
As Twitchy reported, John Kerry turned “Face the Nation” into flip-flopalooza on Sunday. But his “tortured debate going on about terminology” spin really took the cake for absurdity.
Ready, set, mock!
@markknoller @FaceTheNation @JohnKerry he sure likes to use Frankly a lot. Maybe he needs some new terminology. Or a thesaurus
— Vitamin C (@ChelsTXNorton) September 14, 2014
Heh.
The poor dear’s spin is easily crushed. Who is having the “tortured debate”? Take a look in the mirror and at your boss, idjit Kerry.
@markknoller @FaceTheNation @JohnKerry My goodness, how could something like that have gotten started?
— Marshall Locke (@MarshallLocke) September 14, 2014
Yeah. Caused by his nonsense. @markknoller @FaceTheNation @JohnKerry
— AW (@ArtbyAWOHS) September 14, 2014
@markknoller @FaceTheNation Isn't @JohnKerry & the Obama admin confusing everyone with their terminology?
— Wright Shumate (@WrightShumate) September 14, 2014
John Kerry said there is a tortured debate going on about terminology..Yes, Kerry, it's coming from the Obama administration. #SpeakEnglish
— yeah right (@rapsays40) September 14, 2014
Not really.. Only with the incompetent asses in the admin. https://t.co/P3q8UP3jBu
— S.M (@redsteeze) September 14, 2014
Ding, ding, ding!
And it isn’t ending. John Kerry, call your office!
And today we're back to Not War https://t.co/d0s294gv3P
— S.M (@redsteeze) September 15, 2014
White House Emphasizes 'Degrade' Over 'Destroy' on ISIS http://t.co/MjhFo6Uheb via @TIMEPolitics
— Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) September 15, 2014
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Why is it, if I criticize the President I voted for on certain issues, The left says "STFU"… And I get 5,000 new followers on twitter?
— Jon Lovitz (@realjonlovitz) July 26, 2012Boom!
As Twitchy has reported, Jon Lovitz has been attacked by the Left recently for the horrible crime of … speaking his own mind. That does not suit! How dare he not walk in Hollywood Left lockstep? For that, he must pay. And shaddup.
He refused to be silenced and has continued to speak his mind anyway, to the delight of all who love freedom. Twitter has responded; with 5,000 more followers for the actor.
Well done, Lovitz and Twitter!
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/07/26/jon-lovitz-twitter-love-outweighs-attacks-from-left/
When one man lost his eyesight, he turned to another skill: echolocation. Find out what we learned last week from iTunes’ top podcast.
So put away your bat mask — this is a whole other superpower.
Could your thoughts influence a rat going through a maze? It’s not telepathy: It’s expectancy effects, and how we perceive others’ abilities can actually tweak how they behave, whether they be rat or human.
Scientist Bob Rosenthal first documented this unconscious effect way back in the 1960s when he hung up some signs on rat cages indicating which were the Pinkies and which were the Brains. When NPR recreated the rat experiment for Invisibilia, the “smart” rats did almost twice as well than the so-called “dumb” rats.
How is this thought sorcery even possible? It’s quite simple: Your expectations fiddle your behavior knobs in tiny ways. So if you think a rat is shrewd, you might handle him a little more gently. If you set low expectations for someone, you might make less eye contact or stand a little further away, says Stanford psychologist Carol Dweck.
A perfect example is Daniel Kish, profiled in the episode, who lost his sight as a toddler. Having been raised with the freedom to climb, kick dirt, and play like a kid, he had the elbow room to hone his clicking, a form of echolocation, to get around — even if it meant elbow pads.
OK, so the enemy here doesn’t leave a Joker-shaped hole in the wall. For the blind, that’s because it’s not a clear-cut thing or nemesis with slapdash lipstick: It’s thinking.
More than half of people with a visual disability are unemployed, even though they have high academic scores for those with impairments of any kind. The discrepancy, Spiegel and Miller found, is a systematic stifling of blind kids’ independence.
Kids aren’t required to go to schools for the blind as of 1975’s Education for All Handicapped Children Act, but in a litigious society, they’re regularly peeled off of equipment and frequently assisted. The word “can’t” is their foe — and it’s often because their guardians don’t want them to get hurt.
But that, in turn, prevents intuitive clicking or other echolocating skills from ever developing.
When Kish found a book titled The Making Of Blind Men by Robert Scott, which proposed blindness was a social construction, everything changed. “Running into a pole is a drag, but never being allowed to run into a pole is a disaster,” he told Spiegel and Miller.
And so he had a new mission: Save the blind from cultural low expectations and teach them how to echolocate. Kish started a nonprofit called World Access for the Blind, and that’s when his bike trick became pivotal.
Kish’s ability to ride a bike became his bat signal — any TV appearance might mean a blind child could hear about it and contact him. And it worked: Slowly he gathered students.
When German neuroscientist Lore Thaler saw how easily Kish moves through space, she wanted to see how his brain worked in an fMRI. Though for decades scientists figured the visual cortex is dormant when you go blind, when Kish heard playback of his clicking, his lit up like a disco ball, says Miller. (You can see some of their echolocation in action here.)
Dozens of labs are curiously examining these echolocating internal visuals, and one researcher even postulates that it might be a lot like having peripheral vision.
And that simmers down to one victory: You might not need eyes to see.
Catch up with our recaps of Episode 2, Episode 1, or our interview with the hosts.
Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/kasiagalazka/invisibilia-episode-three-how-to-become-batman

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