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Someone Give That Referee A Cookie
Trump scandals exposed by super hero reporters remind political analyst why First Amendment exists
Journalists have been doing a lot of congratulating of other journalists this past week as the New York Times and Washington Post have broken three stories that have more and more in Congress using the “I” word when referring to President Trump.
The @nytimes and @washingtonpost are locked in battle. And every day First Amendment gets stronger & people get real news that matters.— Adam Goldman (@adamgoldmanNYT) May 16, 2017
The newspaper war between @nytimes and @washingtonpost is glorious. This is the golden age of journalism @jackshafer promised.— Andrew Exum (@ExumAM) May 16, 2017
Subscribers of the NYT, WaPo & other publications are paying for the investigations and oversight that the U.S. Congress won't conduct. pic.twitter.com/UcAlqeUXQI— David Leonhardt (@DLeonhardt) May 17, 2017
Might I just add that if not for a free press we'd know none of this. Pls hug a reporter today— Jennifer Rubin (@JRubinBlogger) May 16, 2017
Maybe credit for this new golden age of journalism should go toChristiane Amanpour, who issued the wake-up call to reporters last November, reminding themit was now more important than ever “to commit to real reporting.”ABC News chief political analyst and proud independent Matthew Dowd was among those struck by the amazing work being done by journalists to keep the White House in check and protect average citizens from government’s overreach.
Journalists have held this White House more accountable than any politician in DC. This is why our Founders established the first amendment— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) May 16, 2017
@matthewjdowd Journalists are turning out to be the true super heroes of our time. Outstanding work and diligence.— Michaelene (@Juggy0705) May 16, 2017
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Overly Attached Girlfriend starts her new job as a Taxi driver!
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‘I love you. With tongues’: Martin blasts VMAs, scores with banjo twerking?
http://twitter.com/#!/SteveMartinToGo/status/372068923820089344
Oh my! Steve Martin scored when he weighed in on the long national nightmare-inducing Miley Cyrus twerk-fest in classic Martin style.
http://twitter.com/#!/katykk/status/372071741054414848Heh. But also, shudder. Not tongues again! Quick: A banjo flashback for a palate cleanser!
http://twitter.com/#!/SteveMartinToGo/status/371491356943720448Rob Lowe and comedian Albert Brooks had an idea for perfect punishment for Miley Cyrus’ dad, as well as her twerk-partner’s father, Alan Thicke. Martin goes one better: A suggestion for the VMAs?
http://twitter.com/#!/SteveMartinToGo/status/372465463520817154Ha! He’s not saying to do it! He’s just suggesting with his preemptive disapproval.
And this Twitter user makes a great point:
http://twitter.com/#!/John_Rodriguez/status/372466600529514496Snort.
Related:
#ThingsThatOnlyHappenInMovies: Ace, Jonah Goldberg, others escape Cyrus reality with comedy gold
Twerk-off! Did John McCain inspire the Miley Cyrus twerk-tongue? [pics]
‘Move dat Ass-ad!’: Petition proposes good use for Miley Cyrus’ twerking … in Syria
‘BOOM’! Rob Lowe, Albert Brooks propose perfect penance for dads of twerky Miley Cyrus, Robin Thicke
Giggles! Steve Martin graciously shares photo backstage at Hollywood Bowl as only he can
METAPHOR ALERT: BuzzFeed’s NYC office is infested with bed bugs
I feel like this is a metaphor. https://t.co/KtCHX7IePT— J.R. Salzman (@jrsalzman) June 22, 2017
If you were to compare BuzzFeed to a dirty motel that you’re too scared to look at what’s on the bedspread with a black light, you’d be correct:
Well then. Bed bugs detected at BuzzFeed NYC HQ. Fumigation happening tomorrow, employees asked to WFH "out of abundance of caution"— Steven Perlberg (@perlberg) June 22, 2017
But we must credit BuzzFeed’s own Steven Perlberg for reporting on his own filthy work conditions:
I'm the media reporter!— Steven Perlberg (@perlberg) June 22, 2017
More reporting from inside the office:
SCOOP: the BuzzFeed bedbugs were detected on the 14th floor, a source still in the building tells me #bugsfeed— Julia Reinstein (@juliareinstein) June 22, 2017
I regret googling "can bed bugs live in computers?"— Joanna Borns (@robotics) June 22, 2017
i workshopped some jokes about the bedbugs do you want to hear them— Ellen Cushing (@elcush) June 22, 2017
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