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These Unusual Homes Are So Cool, You Won’t Want To Go Back To Your Own.

If you have a roof over your head, you should count yourself lucky. If your roof is a Boeing 727 (and not because a plane crashed into your house) then you can consider yourself awesome. Your house would also be on this list of amazing and unusual abodes.

These places (both homes and hotels) are absolutely incredible. I don’t know how these people were able to dream these domiciles up, much less be able to afford them. You’ve got to check them out!

10. Crocodile House – Ivory Coast

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Adrianne Curry: ‘Fabulous’ gay weddings & divorces will fix the economy

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Former reality star Adrianne Curry has tweeted some phenomenally stupid things, but today the Roseanne Barr supporter took the seven-tiered idiot cake by making a pathetic and offensive argument for same-sex marriage.

Evidently Adrianne is totally over making the moral and legal case for gay marriage. And arguments about civil rights and human rights are so last week. Her oh-so-persuasive new argument? Gay marriage is America’s untapped ATM.

@AdrianneCurry three words that will save our economy: gay bridal registry

— texas grace (@listen_to_grace) October 2, 2012

As anyone who’s anyone knows, all gay people are rolling in dough and throw “fabulous” parties. So naturally, the wedding receptions alone would put us right on the road to recovery. Helloooooo, stereotype!

In Adrianomics, same-sex couples are piggy banks to smash open for a big gay windfall.

As far as we can tell, her logic is that America’s gay couples have been keeping their cash out of circulation, boldly refusing to spend it at businesses that create jobs. They’ve been stashing tens of thousands of dollars under their fabulous mattresses, just biding their fabulous time until they can blow it all on fabulous, job-creating shindigs.

You know, because the most vocal gay marriage proponents on the Left are practically obsessed with supporting job-creating businesses.

In Adrianne’s brilliant mind, if only those greedy, socially conservative bigots realized how much work gay weddings would generate for ice sculptors, fondant flower decorators and Elton John, they’d be all about same-sex marriage. Not that she’d ever vote for a Republican. Or worse, a Mormon who believes in — yikes! — God!

@Kevrmoore @AdrianneCurry dude, fuck off. I am not voting for some mormon…i hate god, hate it in my politics,& am NOT republican minded

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) October 2, 2012

Further shoring up her genius case for gay marriage, Curry is looking forward to the stimulative effects of fabulous gay divorces.

@AdrianneCurry never mind the inevitable Gay Divorces to follow within a few years.

— Dave!! (@IHeartYourMom) October 2, 2012

What could be more financially empowering than dividing households and splitting up families?

So, as we learned, Fabulous gay weddings=economy boost. Fabulous Gay divorces-Economy boost. What's the issue, again??

— Adrianne Curry (@AdrianneCurry) October 2, 2012

Great job making the case for same-sex marriage, Adrianne. Just fabulous.

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The Definitive Ranking Of Australia’s Most Popular Music Festivals

Bring back BDO.

16. Tamworth Country Music Festival.

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Does anyone that’s not from Tamworth actually like it?

What you need to know: It’s an all round country affair – city kids used to city festivals may find it very overwhelming. And rather bogan.

15. Stereosonic.

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If you’re into the whole dancing/jumping to all music that sounds the same then Stereo is for you.

What you need to know: Stereo is held in November/December every year, so you’ll have to start shredding by at least June.

14. Fat As Butter.

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The Newcastle festival can draw some good bands, but the overall the line-up isn’t worth travelling for. Great for the local community and coastie kids however.

What you need to know: Don’t bother with sneaking in alcohol. They’re quite good at finding it.

13. Village Fair.

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The people behind Village Fair are kind-hearted music lovers, just trying to give the people of Bathurst something worth dancing for.

What you need to know: It’s great for the uni culture, but if you live nowhere near Bathurst, probably not your thing.

12. Bluesfest Byron Bay.

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Bluesfest is the kind of festival that may have one of your all time favourite musicians on the line-up, then nothing else interesting.

What you need to know: It’s a great one to take your Dad to.

11. Peats Ridge.

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Peats Ridge was the most chilled out festival OF ALL TIME. Like, so chilled out, you can order Chai Tea and meditate while listening to the soothing sounds of Gotye to ring in the new year.

What you need to know: It’s not on anymore. Sorry.

10. Festival of the Sun.

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Festival of the Sun is great for showcasing amazing Aussie talent and encourages dress up themes – fun!

What you need to know: You’re in for a good time, but not like wet-yourself-with-excitement good time.

9. Groovin The Moo.

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Groovin The Moo is pretty consistent at boasting a fun line-up; but over the last couple years the festival is getting a little too diverse with the musical experimentation. So if your music taste is picky, more likely than not, you won’t be wanting to travel to go catch the festival for only one or two bands.

What you need to know: Dress warmly for the Canberra one. Otherwise your feet will turn into ice-blocks by the end of the night.

8. Future Music Festival.

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Future is the dance/pop/rap manifesto that always draws the crowds back for a good time. Even Dizzee Rascal shows up when he’s invited and that’s something he doesn’t always do.

What you need to know: Stay hydrated. It gets hot out there.

7. Mountain Sounds.

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Mountain Sounds is an awesome musical adventure situated on the Central Coast of NSW. Only a year old, the festival boasts a musically diverse line-up and showcases some fantastic Aussie acts.

What you need to know: The festival only runs for the Saturday but you have the option to camp both the Friday and Saturday nights – great for those who live out of town.

6. Secret Garden Festival.

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While it’s colourful and the costumes are always fantastic there is a certain risk taken with going to Secret Garden – mainly the fact that you don’t know who’s on the line-up before purchasing tickets. But what’s life without a few risks?

What you need to know: The festival donates a lot of their proceeds towards charity so it’s all about good vibes and good samaritans.

5. St Jerome’s Laneway Festival.

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Hipsters unite! Laneway Festival boasts a great array of international and local acts to wet your musical appetite.

What you need to know: There’ll be at least 5 or more bands on the line-up that are so indie you’ve never ever heard of them.

4. Big Day Out.

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Big Day Out is the STAPLE of Australian festivals. The father figure. The one that you have to go to just for the novelty of it.

What you need to know: Currently no-one actually knows what the fuck is going on with BDO. Will it come back? We’ll wait with baited breath.

3. Falls Festival.

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Chilled tunes by day, followed by lovely MDMA tunes by night (Must Dance Magnificently Always).

What you need to know: There’s a fair bit of walking so wear comfortable shoes and always keep a rain poncho handy. Face glitter isn’t a must but may be looked down upon unfavourably.

2. Soundwave.

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One day many punk, rock, emo, metal and hardcore fans were praying for a festival that wouldn’t let them down. Then A.J Maddah – Soundwave God – answered these prayers, and brought a festival with a consistently stellar line-up.

What you need to know: Even if you don’t want to fork out for the festival, save your dollars. There’s bound to be at least three sidewaves you’ll want to hit up.

1. Splendour in the Grass.

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It’s Australia’s biggest music festival and with good reason. Year after year Splendour constantly delivers and makes a perfect mid-year musical excursion.

What you need to know: If you love the Coachella line-up, chances are you’ll rate Splendour and the all round good vibe.

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Video: Emmy Awards skit portrays kid as Chick-fil-A-eating ‘monster’

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The 64th Primetime Emmy Awards ceremony was full of left-wing Hollyweirdo political jabs? Say it ain’t so!

It wasn’t just Julianne Moore’s Palin bashing and smarty pants commentary on the “electorial” process. Host Jimmy Kimmel took swipes at Republican actor Kelsey Grammer and Mitt Romney. And liberal bogeyman Chick-fil-A got not one, but two mentions.

Chick-Fil-A joke tally tonight… 2 #Emmys

— Baker Machado (@BakerMachado) September 24, 2012

Hollywood showed how intolerant they can be when they repeatedly attacked Chick Fil A at last nights emmys. Let it go already!

— Linda Fast Kolakoski (@shariafighter) September 24, 2012

First up, Kimmel played to Tinseltown progressives with a Chick-fil-A one-liner.

"Being a Republican in Hollywood is like being a Chick Fil A sandwich on the snack table on the set of "Glee." – LOL Jimmy Kimmel

— CNN Entertainment (@CNNent) September 24, 2012

Hardy har har. Get it? Awesome progressives won’t eat Chick-fil-A. Because tolerance or something.

Next up, the cast of “Modern Family” appeared in a skit painting adorable 5-year-old actress Aubrey Anderson-Emmons as history’s greatest monster-in-training. And you know what little monsters eat while they mock gay people, right? Yep. Chick-fil-A sandwiches.

Lily eating a Chick-Fil-A sandwich…"This is what I'm going to eat at my wedding. What are you going to eat at YOUR wedding?"

— Alyssa Harris (@harrisalyss) September 24, 2012

*Eye roll*.

Emmy Awards – Modern Family – Lily is a Monster: http://t.co/bRrAsRRO via @youtube

— Pigonna (@Pigonna) September 24, 2012

Despite Hollywood’s best efforts, the real winner of Emmy night? Chick-fil-A.

Low blow at chickfila courtesy of modern family. But kinda funny they are giving free advertising to them #Emmys

— Samantha S (@S_Sandelli) September 24, 2012

Nom nom nom.

Every unpopular opinion meme I see

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Roommate Sets His Goals Pretty Low…

7 Circumstances Of Measles Associated With Chicago-Area Day Care Center

Officials stated they truly aren’t yet certain just what the source for the outbreak was, nor do they determine if its for this situations stemming from Disneyland.

Six babies underneath the age 1 and something adult were identified as having measles in a cluster linked to per day treatment center in residential district Chicago.

Six babies under the chronilogical age of 1 plus one adult have already been clinically determined to have measles in a cluster linked to per day care center in residential district Chicago.

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The Cook County Department of Public wellness had previously stated that five children for this center had been identified, but stated Monday more situations was indeed verified.

a grown-up for this center was also clinically determined to have the disease, the division stated. All people who were identified were unvaccinated.

At the least four associated with the babies live in Cook County, Illinois, and also at minimum one everyday lives in Chicago. Each of them have already been associated with a KinderCare training Center in Palatine, Illinois.

Officials said they have beenn’t however certain what the origin of the outbreak ended up being, nor do they determine if it really is from the outbreak stemming from Disneyland.

All unvaccinated folks on day care facility were bought to stay residence, officials stated.

Final month, state officials confirmed that a resident was clinically determined to have measles in Springfield, Illinois.

Officials said they are not certain that the afternoon care outbreak is linked toward past instance.

The situations launched on Monday bring the total of cases into the county to eight.

Cases associated with when almost eliminated virus are cropping up across the U.S. since December of last year.

The outbreak ended up being sparked by exposure at Disneyland in Anaheim, Ca. Instances for the virus have steadily already been increasing as vaccine prices decline.

Here’s Exactly How Many Us Americans Have Actually Contracted The Measles Inside Disneyland Outbreak

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A father Wants their Sick 6-Year-Old’s class To Ban Children Without Vaccinations

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Infants Quarantined In Southern California After Baby Contracts Measles

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1. House Balancing on a Rock – Serbia

As you can see, it’s a house balancing on a rock. Cool!

2. Boeing 727 Hotel – Costa Rica

“This is your captain speaking, I just wanted to say that this is awesome.”

Finally, a plane with some leg room!

3. Hobbit House – Wales

This place looks great.

Way to be, J.R.R. Buildin’.

4. Transparent House – Japan

You know what they say about living in a glass house…

Don’t throw rocks and always wear pants.

5. World’s Slimmest House – Poland

“No dessert for me, I’ve got to be able to get back into my house.”

6. Flinstones House – USA

It’s a modern-Stone Age four bedroom.

7. Slide House – Japan

You’ll never be late again.

8. Brooklyn Clock Tower Home – USA

9. Dumpster Home – USA

This place doesn’t stink half as much as I thought it would.

In fact, it’s kind of cool.

Oh, okay now it stinks. Still awesome though!

10. Crocodile House – Ivory Coast

16. Tamworth Country Music Festival.

15. Stereosonic.

14. Fat As Butter.

13. Village Fair.

12. Bluesfest Byron Bay.

11. Peats Ridge.

10. Festival of the Sun.

9. Groovin The Moo.

8. Future Music Festival.

7. Mountain Sounds.

6. Secret Garden Festival.

5. St Jerome’s Laneway Festival.

4. Big Day Out.

3. Falls Festival.

2. Soundwave.

1. Splendour in the Grass.

Six babies underneath the age 1 and something adult were identified as having measles in a cluster linked to per day treatment center in residential district Chicago.

The Cook County Department of Public wellness had previously stated that five children for this center had been identified, but stated Monday more situations was indeed verified.