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Spam-besieged Obama followers complain about Maya Angelou e-mail

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As Twitchy said early in the day today, the Obama promotion is striking voters with spam direct messages on Twitter. The social networking oversaturation continues with a new e-mail poem-esque missive from Maya Angelou.

Message from Obama followers to Obama: Make. It. Stop.

unsubscribed from torrent of @barackobama spam we never asked for; today maya angelou is composing to the exact same target. end it or i vote romney.

— TJ Connelly (@senatorjohn) October 24, 2012

Ended up being thinking exactly the same! RT @djstephfloss: Just how performed Maya Angelou get my email address?

— Jim Ice (@Jim_ICE) October 24, 2012

Maya Angelou is really BRAGGY in her brand new e-mail for the Obama promotion. I’m six foot high too! I just slouch real difficult.

— Madeline (@ohmadelineee) October 24, 2012

Damn Obama even features Maya Angelou composing me personally e-mails, dear lord.

— M (@vaguelydirty) October 24, 2012

Barack got Maya Angelou giving me personally spam email messages.He gotta fuckin relax

— D League Chop (@_WestsideBG) October 24, 2012

God-damn Maya Angelou delivering myself emails. I don’t need your mom fucking Poet Triumphant junk e-mail you vocals of a generation national treasure.

— mcmoberly (@mcmoberly) October 24, 2012

Here’s the email:

I am not composing for you as a black voter, or a female voter, or as a voter that is over 70 yrs old and six legs high. Im composing for you as a representative of this great country — as an American.

It really is your job to vote. It’s your duty, your right, and your privilege. You might be pretty or ordinary, hefty or slim, homosexual or directly, poor or rich.

But bear in mind this: In an election, every vocals is similarly powerful — don’t underestimate your vote. Voting could be the great equalizer.

Voting has already started in a few states that President Obama must win. So please use this useful tool to be sure friends and family in those key states know locations to throw their particular ballot. You are performing them a fantastic favor.

As a country, we are able to barely perceive the magnitude of your progress.

My grandma and my uncle experienced circumstances that will break your heart. When they visited vote, they were expected impossible questions like, “How many angels can dance regarding the head of a pin?” If they couldn’t respond to, they couldn’t vote.

We as soon as debated using Rev. Martin Luther King Jr. about whether an African American would ever be elected president. He believed it would happen next 40 years at the time — we believed it can never ever happen in my life time.

We have never already been happier having been proven incorrect.

And since President Barack Obama’s historic election, we’ve relocated ahead in courageous and stunning techniques. More pupils can afford college, and much more people gain access to inexpensive medical insurance. Females have actually better opportunities to get equal pay for equal work.

Yet as Rev. King wrote, “All progress is precarious.”

So don’t sit on the sidelines. Don’t hesitate. Don’t have any regrets. Vote.

Get, rise up, and let your friends and relations at the beginning of vote states know in which they may be able vote today. We must make our voices heard:

http://my.barackobama.com/Help-Your-Friends-Vote-Early

Your vote is not just crucial. It’s crucial.

Thanks,

Dr. Maya Angelou

P.S. — Instead Of Facebook? Send friends to vote.barackobama.com — don’t allow technology get in the way of your incredible task to the democracy.

Therefore wait… Now Maya Angelou is mailing myself?!? @barackobama much better stop playing…. Enough utilizing the e-mails… Nevertheless #obama2012 tho

— Jazmyn(@JazzyJWow) October 24, 2012

Today they got maya Angelou sending me personally emails?? Stop the insanity

— Renata D (@blackbeauty322) October 24, 2012

Really, voters can really help end the madness on Nov. 6.

HEH:

I’m sure the reason why the spammed user sings. RT @twitchyteam: Spam-besieged Obama followers complain about Maya Angelou e-mail bit.ly/SiRdFZ

— Nathan Wurtzel (@NathanWurtzel) October 24, 2012

Find out more: http://twitchy.com/2012/10/24/spam-besieged-obama-supporters-complain-about-maya-angelou-e-mail/

Internet sensation Sharkeisha has a Twitter account?

http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405704874303971328

Yesterday, Twitchy told you about Sharkeisha, the girl who brutally punched and kicked an unsuspecting victim and subsequently became a Twitter phenomenon.

Now, Twitchy has learned that someone with the Twitter handle @LilButtSHAR is claiming that she is Sharkeisha. She says she has been visited by police as a result of the viral video and is being blamed for someone’s suicide.

Fake or real, the account has gained tens of thousands of followers.

Some of the account’s recent tweets are included below:

http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405706630110932992 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405708628503855104 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405736818877820929 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405738436876713984 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405749776261849088 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405796166501408768 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405815034237837312 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405823815747256321 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405846063061282817 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405846275968352256 http://twitter.com/#!/LilButtSHAR/status/405855281566851072

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/11/28/internet-sensation-sharkeisha-has-a-twitter-account/

This Policeman Was Crowned Mister International 2014 And He’s Stupidly Hot

And here’s a look through the crown-holder’s Instagram to prove it.

1. Behold, mortals, this year’s Mister International: Neil Perez.

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You’re welcome.

2. Hailing from the Philippines, Neil was crowned on February 14 in Ansan, Korea.

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His real name is Mariano Perez Flormata, but hey, as long as he can *neil* me — I’m sorry, I’ll stop.

3. Before ascending to the crown, Neil belonged to the Philippine National Police’s Aviation Security Group as a bomb and explosives technician.

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I’ll refrain from the many “explosive” and “the D so bomb” jokes, you know, out of respect.

4. Since his victory, Neil has been busy with his Mister International duties, making press stops nearly everywhere in the Philippines and in Asia.

Facebook: OfficialMisterInternational

5. But according to his Instagram, he’s still got plenty of time to kick back.

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6. To relax.

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7. And to have fun.

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8. …

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9. *gulp*

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10. For more, visit his Instagram. Be prepared with a tall glass of water.

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Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mattortile/pretty-doesnt-look-like-it-hurts

Here Are 13 Kitchen Tips That Will Turn Anyone Into A Top Chef.

It’s time to get more flavor out of your kitchen with less hassle. As a microwave chef myself, I know how daunting it can be when you’re going over a list of ingredients and instructions for even the simplest of recipes. With these tips, you’ll be searing up the perfect steak, enjoying a nice side of rice, getting the most out of the lemons life gives you and more.

Take a look!

1.) Microwave lemons for 20-30 seconds and you’ll get a lot more juice out of ’em.

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2.) Place a wooden spoon across your pot to keep it from boiling over.

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3.) When your brown sugar seems rock solid, sprinkle with water and cover with a damp paper towel, then microwave for 30 second intervals until soft.

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4.) Soak mussels and clams in water with a few tablespoons of flour for about 30 minutes to get rid of any sand or grit still inside.

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5.) Add a pinch of salt to your cutting board when slicing up herbs to keep them from sticking to your knife.

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6.) Remove the core from lettuce by slamming it down on a cutting board — hard.

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7.) Garlic will slip right out of its peel after microwaving the cloves for 10 seconds.

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8.) Or you can smash the cloves, put them in a couple of bowls and shake really hard.

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9.) Use water on your fingers to easily nab stray eggshells.

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10.) Don’t thaw your frozen steak before cooking. It will cook more evenly and taste much better.

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11.) Rinse rice before preparing in order to avoid any clumps.

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12.) And freeze the leftove rice in microwave safe bowls to easily enjoy later with a dash of water and few minutes in the microwave.

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13.) Drop some ice cubes into your finished soup or stew to easily scoop out all the yucky fat.

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(via Business Insider.)

Add all of that together and you’ve got one amazing meal. Now, what’s for dessert? 

Share the savory tips with your friends using the buttons below!

Read more: http://viralnova.com/simple-cooking-tips/