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Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
This Policeman Was Crowned Mister International 2014 And He’s Stupidly Hot
And here’s a look through the crown-holder’s Instagram to prove it.
2. Hailing from the Philippines, Neil was crowned on February 14 in Ansan, Korea.
His real name is Mariano Perez Flormata, but hey, as long as he can *neil* me — I’m sorry, I’ll stop.
3. Before ascending to the crown, Neil belonged to the Philippine National Police’s Aviation Security Group as a bomb and explosives technician.
I’ll refrain from the many “explosive” and “the D so bomb” jokes, you know, out of respect.
4. Since his victory, Neil has been busy with his Mister International duties, making press stops nearly everywhere in the Philippines and in Asia.
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Here Are 13 Kitchen Tips That Will Turn Anyone Into A Top Chef.
It’s time to get more flavor out of your kitchen with less hassle. As a microwave chef myself, I know how daunting it can be when you’re going over a list of ingredients and instructions for even the simplest of recipes. With these tips, you’ll be searing up the perfect steak, enjoying a nice side of rice, getting the most out of the lemons life gives you and more.
Take a look!
1.) Microwave lemons for 20-30 seconds and you’ll get a lot more juice out of ’em.
2.) Place a wooden spoon across your pot to keep it from boiling over.
3.) When your brown sugar seems rock solid, sprinkle with water and cover with a damp paper towel, then microwave for 30 second intervals until soft.
4.) Soak mussels and clams in water with a few tablespoons of flour for about 30 minutes to get rid of any sand or grit still inside.
5.) Add a pinch of salt to your cutting board when slicing up herbs to keep them from sticking to your knife.
6.) Remove the core from lettuce by slamming it down on a cutting board — hard.
7.) Garlic will slip right out of its peel after microwaving the cloves for 10 seconds.
8.) Or you can smash the cloves, put them in a couple of bowls and shake really hard.
9.) Use water on your fingers to easily nab stray eggshells.
10.) Don’t thaw your frozen steak before cooking. It will cook more evenly and taste much better.
11.) Rinse rice before preparing in order to avoid any clumps.
12.) And freeze the leftove rice in microwave safe bowls to easily enjoy later with a dash of water and few minutes in the microwave.
13.) Drop some ice cubes into your finished soup or stew to easily scoop out all the yucky fat.
(via Business Insider.)
Add all of that together and you’ve got one amazing meal. Now, what’s for dessert?
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Our 9 Favorite Feature Stories This Week: Key & Peele, Failed Foster Care, And Methadone Stings
This week for BuzzFeed News, John Knefel explores how cops are harassing heroin addicts by staking out the clinics that are keeping them clean. Read that and these other great stories from BuzzFeed News and around the web.
1. The Common Cure For Heroin Addiction Is Also A Magnet For Police Harassment — BuzzFeed News
BuzzFeed News
With heroin addiction skyrocketing, methadone remains the gold standard for narcotics dependence treatment. Yet cops nationwide target heavily regulated methadone clinics to turn vulnerable addicts into informants, with little public outcry, reaffirming the medicine’s enduring, deadly stigma. Read it at BuzzFeed News.
2. “It’s War”: Being a Cop in Post-Charlie Hebdo France — Matter
Matter
When gunmen massacred twelve people in an attack on the satirical magazine Charlie Hebdo in Paris last month, French authorities were forced into action like never before. Mac McClelland looks at the newly armed and embittered police force. Read it at Matter.
3. Fostering Profits — BuzzFeed News
BuzzFeed News
Aram Roston and Jeremy Singer-Vine investigate National Mentor Holdings, the nation’s largest for-profit foster care company. Its failure to properly screen, train, and oversee foster parents has led to tragedy for the kids in their care. Read it at BuzzFeed News.
4. The White Devil Kingpin — Rolling Stone
Rolling Stone
David Kushner tells the unlikely story of how a white orphan from Boston’s notorious Dorchester neighborhood found a home in Chinatown as a crime lord. “You’re scared, but you’re not scared…because you belong to something.” Read it at Rolling Stone.
5. Brother from Another Mother — The New Yorker
Photograph by Graeme Mitchell for The New Yorker
Zadie Smith profiles comedy duo Key & Peele and gets a fascinating glimpse into their ever-changing, racebending brand of humor. “Very often, humans latch on to the first thing they can get hold of and go, ‘This is working. I’m gonna do this’…what Jordan and I have latched on to is: ‘All of this is working.’” Read it at The New Yorker.
6. Some Hollywood Extras Suffer, but Others Are Rolling in It — LA Weekly
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A fun and, at times, unbelievable piece by Hillel Aron on how unionized Hollywood background actors are able to make six figures a year for days spent eating catered meals and sitting on sets. “It wasn’t that long ago where everybody made fun of extras…Now everyone wants to be one.” Read it at LA Weekly.
7. The 76ers’ Plan to Win (Yes, Really) — ESPN The Magazine
Photograph by Steve Boyle
Pablo S. Torre examines how the NBA’s infamously failed team is — despite all appearances — strategizing for success. “They tell us every game, every day, ‘Trust the Process.‘“Read it at ESPN The Magazine.
8. Waitin’ on Sage — The California Sunday Magazine
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Abe Streep explores the world of professional bull riding which, despite its drama and danger, is largely ignored outside of the South. Can a 20-year-old rodeo king be the sport’s ticket to mainstream appeal? Read it at The California Sunday Magazine.
9. King David — The Atlantic
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Ta-Nehisi Coates pens a beautiful tribute to the late and legendary David Carr. “David Carr convinced me that, through the constant and forceful application of principle, a young hopper, a fuck-up, a knucklehead, could bring the heavens, the vast heavens, to their knees.” Read it at The Atlantic.
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Nanny Bloomberg’s nanny-ness inspires #BloombergMovieTitles
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Good ol’ Mikey Bloomberg … it simply wouldn’t be everyday ending in ‘y’ if he weren’t to locate new approaches to raid our kitchen areas. And, well, it just wouldn’t be every day ending in ‘y’ if Twitter didn’t answer with merciless mockage. Cue #BloombergMovieTitles!
Smokeless Plus The Bandit #BloombergMovieTitles
— Becky C. (@SwedenG) May 31, 2012
I’m sure everything you drank final summer #BloombergMovieTitles
— Mathew S Harrison (@MathewSHarrison) May 31, 2012
Sodapocalypse Now #BloombergMovieTitles
— we Luv to Laugh (@eyeluv2laff) May 31, 2012
Perhaps not Without My Slurpee! #BloombergMovieTitles
— Sam Valley (@SamValley) May 31, 2012
The Undrinkables #BloombergMovieTitles
— Remember (@MrsDigger) May 31, 2012
Resident Cane Sugar #BloombergMovieTitles
— Anthony Bialy (@AnthonyBialy) May 31, 2012
Anything Fluid This Way Comes #BloombergMovieTitles
— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) May 31, 2012
Big Gulp in Minimal Asia #BloombergMovieTitles
— Debbie, BS, MS, PMP (@mosesmosesmoses) May 31, 2012
Bridge over the 32oz chai. #BloombergMovieTitles
— Jayvie Canono (@OneFineJay) May 31, 2012
Kiddies of Corn Syrup #BloombergMovieTitles
— jd_nyc (@jd_nyc) May 31, 2012
Battlefield Girth. #BloombergMovieTitles
— Duncan MacMaster (@FuriousDShow) May 31, 2012
Goodbye, Mr. Chips and Mrs. Soda #BloombergMovieTitles
— Sydney (@TheDailySydney) May 31, 2012
#BloombergMovieTitles The French Onion Connection
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) May 31, 2012
There's Something About Marzipan #bloombergmovietitles
— chris jackson (@seejackson) May 31, 2012
Never ever already been Sunkist. #BloombergMovieTitles
— Chris Ryan (@thestreeter) May 31, 2012
Lentil #BloombergMovieTitles
— Chris Barnhart (@ChrisBarnhart) May 31, 2012
Certainly absolutely nothing starring Chow Yun Fat. #BloombergMovieTitles
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) May 31, 2012
Teehee!
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