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First World Problems
Author: Leaman Ralph
Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
College Is The Best Time Of Your Life, Make It Even Better With These Awesome Gadgets.
It’s that time of the year when kids get that look in their eye: school is right around the corner. That may be unfortunate for some, but school supply shopping can actually be kind of fun. You should really start stocking up on the raddest back to school gear that you can. Technology has advanced a bit since the old days of pencil sharpeners and crayons, so upgrade your gear with some of these items on this list here and you’ll be the envy of all your peers. Can I go back to school?
1) Doberman Laptop Security – When activated, this device will sound an 100 decibel alarm if it senses any movement on your laptop.
2) AverTVHD Volar Max – Allows you to watch your favorite TV shows live on your laptop. Perfect for procrastinators.
3) Novatel Wireless’ GSM MiFi 2352 – Sets up a powerful WiFi hotspot wherever you are. Just in case you have an assignment due and are stranded somewhere without internet.
4) Aaxa Technologies P1 Jr. Pico Projector – Projects a 50″ screen onto any surface. Great for when the teacher’s projector clunks out and you need some brownie points.
5) Nescafe Dolce Gusto Melody 2 – Makes Coffee. Who doesn’t need coffee?
6) Avengers Flash Drives – Just in case you need memory on the go, prepare for the new Avengers movie with these 8GB flash drives.
7) TeraByte Hard Drives – In case you need a bit more power than the Avengers can muster, there are TeraByte hard drives sold everywhere now for around $100.
8) Leatherman Wingman Multi-Tool – Believe me, you’ll need this for repairs, quick fixes, and opening beers… I mean “study drinks.”
9) Harmon Kardon BT Headphones – These wireless headphones provide great sound and if the battery dies, you can plug them in with an adaptable cord.
10) Mophie Power Case – This does it all, protects your phone from damage and has the ability to charge it. This should come standard with all iPhones.
11) 3D Apple Notepad – No, it’s not the Apple you are thinking of. For those who prefer writing with a real pen, this notepad is a cool new take on note taking.
12) Google Chromecast – Plug this bad boy into your TV and get to stream Netflix, Youtube, HBO Go, and a plethora of other streaming sites. You’ll maybe/totally use this for studying.
Well, I feel ready for school. Wait, what? I graduated years ago? Well, maybe I’ll go back to get another degree in AWESOMENESS. Share this is you need some new gear for school or know someone who does.
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Stick a fork in him: Booker busted for lying about imaginary thug friend T-Bone
http://twitter.com/#!/SHannitysHair/status/373108280325062656
An imaginary friend, that is.
Booker’s gone and gotten himself busted on a longtime lie, thanks to some intrepid reporting by NRO’s Eliana Johnson:
http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/373099811613843456Booker’s tales of his trials and travails on the streets of Newark, the city that twice elected him mayor, are familiar, and they have helped to breed an almost mythological aura around the Stanford, Oxford, and Yale graduate. He did, after all, rescue a woman from a burning building last year, sustaining burns in the process. But sources tell National Review Online that the central character in one of Booker’s oft-repeated stories — T-Bone, the drug pusher who the mayor has said threatened his life at one turn and sobbed on his shoulder the next — is a figment of his imagination, even though Booker has talked about him in highly emotional terms and in great detail.
http://twitter.com/#!/CoryBooker/status/373099004633948162So in order to make stuff change, you have to make stuff up.
http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/373113659506974721 http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/373112957406019584Well done, Cory Booker! (See what we did there?)
http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/373111166857273346It’s a perfect plan!
http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/373111605694717952Hot stuff.
http://twitter.com/#!/CodyLee_IL/status/373114491950481408Teehee!
http://twitter.com/#!/IMAO_/status/373104316111790080Uh, yes please.
http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Antonin/status/373114614172876800 http://twitter.com/#!/LisaDeP/status/373114067399213056Snort.
http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/373114689343209472 http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/373109629200642048Good question. Here’s another one:
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/373110889425420288What are Gregory and the media gonna do now?
http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/373102204028088320 http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/373106345425125377Guess it’s just a “local story”.
http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/373118414543278080Funny, that.
http://twitter.com/#!/EEElverhoy/status/373111013056327680***
Update:
http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/373123734397145089Oh. Yeah. And it’s — as T-Bone himself might say — the shizz:
http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneBooker/status/373129095925620736 http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneBooker/status/373130953209561088 http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneBooker/status/373131548515504128 http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneBooker/status/373133746808954881Check out the rest of T-Bone’s tweets, playas.
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‘Give me liberty or give me death!’ Rob Lowe soaks up history in Va. [pics]
http://twitter.com/#!/StJohnsChurchFd/status/346965085664718849
Actor and patriot Rob Lowe is in Richmond, Va., to film “Killing Kennedy.”
http://twitter.com/#!/RobLowe/status/344543537368547328 http://twitter.com/#!/RobLowe/status/344545065928101888He shared this great photo of his visit to St. John’s Church in Richmond.
http://twitter.com/#!/RobLowe/status/346800767648276481Any ideas for his next stop?
http://twitter.com/#!/VirginiaCapitol/status/346998786859606016For behind-the-scenes pics and observations, keep an eye on tweets from Lowe and fellow cast members Ginnifer Goodwin, Michelle Trachtenberg and Will Rothhaar.
http://twitter.com/#!/RobLowe/status/346979875728531457 http://twitter.com/#!/RealMichelleT/status/346011840930803712 http://twitter.com/#!/Poetiqrothhaar/status/346647915994943488Related:
Rasta Rob Lowe discovers the ‘frightening’ power of the Internet in one hilarious pic
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Mr. Lowe goes to Washington: Actor Rob Lowe and family hit the White House; Journos swoon [pics]
Rob Lowe ‘celebrating 23 years sober’ (but his backside isn’t what we thought it would be)
Stranger than fiction: Carney’s presser gives Rob Lowe ‘West Wing’ flashback
Budding bromance? Rob Lowe tweets selfie at sea; Gavin Rossdale swoons ‘shine on’ [photo]
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Pry his fries out of his cold, dead hands: Actor Rob Lowe not pleased with ‘healthy’ McDonalds
‘It’s on’: Rob Lowe live-tweets his late-night Waffle House ‘death blow’
Rob Lowe on bumbling Chuck Hagel: ‘Yikes! #TrainWreck’
Rob Lowe: Gov. Jerry Brown ‘a little late’ on fiscal discipline
Snort! Rob Lowe to Obama: ‘Looking to you to live within our means, grow economy’
Oh, snap! Rob Lowe slams HuffPo for obituary for Kim Kardashian’s cat
Rob Lowe joins in hilarious Wolf ‘Captain Obvious’ Blitzer election night mockery
‘Faux News’ haters slam Rob Lowe for watching Fox News
Debate moderator Schieffer tells Romney to shut up, Rob Lowe asks ‘Can Schieffer just shut up?’
Sad Rob Lowe: ‘Just early voted in CA, where my presidential vote won’t matter’
Heh: Rob Lowe takes a swipe at ‘Wolf Blitzer and the brain trust explaining comedy’
Rob Lowe: The ‘buck should stop here’ on Libya, should Springsteen play ‘City of Ruins’ for Obama?
Rob Lowe: ‘Will Obama explain why our heroes had inadequate security in Benghazi?’
Actor Rob Lowe stands with wounded warriors, tweets CNN anchor ‘carrying heavy water for Obama’
McGruff the Crime Dog actor busted for possessing 1,000 pot plants
http://twitter.com/#!/inthefade/status/431935818467246081
Those who grew up with McGruff the Crime Dog are reexamining the crime-fighting mascot Friday as the actor who once portrayed him is sentenced to 16 years in prison. NBC News reports:
John Russell Morales, 41, an actor who once played the crime-fighting cartoon bloodhound, has been sentenced to nearly two decades behind bars after pleading guilty to possessing 1,000 marijuana plants and a cache of nearly 30 weapons — including a grenade launcher and thousands of ammunition rounds.
Morales was arrested in 2011 after Galveston, Texas, police and drug-sniffing dogs — real dogs, that is — stopped him for speeding, according to Assistant U.S. Attorney Michael Kusin, who later prosecuted the case.Morales reportedly had a cache of 27 weapons and 9,000 rounds of ammo.
http://twitter.com/#!/randrew_Z/status/431945872889610240 http://twitter.com/#!/AsheSchow/status/431857656513708032 http://twitter.com/#!/RyanJohnsonCO/status/431930752511782912McGruff the Crime Dog was sentenced for selling pot. [sigh] My heroes are always such a letdown.— Navy Bean (@Navy_Bean_Soup) February 07, 2014
http://twitter.com/#!/talabi/status/431945681797132288 http://twitter.com/#!/jjammerzs/status/431942625449766912Editor’s note: The headline of the post has been changed to clarify that the actor was busted for pot possession, not ammo possession.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/07/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-actor-busted-with-9000-rounds-of-ammo/
Even After 16 Many Years Of Wedding, This Guy Still Knows How To Shock His Wife.
Tommy and Janet have-been hitched for 16 many years and so are as much in love now as they had been if they were hitched. Showing his total dedication and love for his wife, Tommy had an enormous shock waiting around for the girl once the couple entered the Westin resort in Seattle.
As they waited by reception, a man hopped off nowhere and started dancing, much to Janet’s shock. Moments later on, other guys joined the girl, developing a sizable flash mob and dancing to Bruno Mars’ “Marry You”.
After the magical program was through, Tommy got upon one leg (once again), and re-proposed to their spouse, who definitely said yes!
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(source: The Heart Bandits)
Congratulations to Tommy and Janet! May they will have many more wonderful many years collectively so Tommy could keep re-proposing!
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