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You Might’ve Seen This Photo Before… But Nothing Can Prepare You For The Truth Behind It. Wow.
No matter what part of the world you examine, there will be parents and children there sharing bonds of love and respect. This photo in particular surfaced from rural Asia, warming the hearts of thousands online. Although there isn’t much information online about this picture, you won’t need to know the full story to really feel the emotions behind it. According to Reddit and a Thai forum, this is a picture of a son with his poor farmer father after finally graduating from college. The juxtaposition of the son and father is shocking, but also touching.
According to comments online, the son is posing with his father, who is a poor farmer in Thailand.
The father lost his wife during childbirth. He spent every day of his life working hard to support his son.
This man gave everything so that his son could make something of himself in life.
The young man graduated from Ratchpatr University in Chiang Rai (far northern Thailand). Now, with the help of his education, he can support the father that literally gave his life to help his boy. The love shared between these two men is truly touching. Source: Reddit via Pantip Share their story with others.
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Bench warrant issued for Charles Rogers
http://twitter.com/#!/LeoMcCarthy85/status/210753335035314177
In 2003, wide receiver Charles Rogers was on-top of the sports world. He was selected #2 overall in the NFL draft by the Detroit Lions and experts were already mentioning him with some of the best WRs to ever come out of college. He was considered a cant-miss, once in a lifetime prospect who was guaranteed to be a superstar.
Fast forward to today and all of those predictions look silly. After multiple opportunities, Rogers was never able to live up to his on-the-field potential. His numerous off-the-field problems didn’t help matters.
Today the 31-year-old had a bench warrant issued against him for failing to appear in court.
A judge has issued a bench warrant for Charles Rogers, the former Saginaw High School star athlete and former Detroit Lions wide receiver now accused of threatening to kill his mother, after Rogers failed to appear for court Wednesday.
Rogers, 31, was scheduled to appear for a 10:15 a.m. pre-trial hearing to determine whether his case would proceed to its scheduled June 19 trial date.
https://twitter.com/JLunsford864/status/210773584124186624
Charles Rogers been losing since he got out of college.
— Not The Rapper (@iTalk2Slick) June 7, 2012
damn talk about fallin from grace…charles rogers lol.
— Bobby Hall (@B_Hall23) June 7, 2012
Damn Charles Rogers threatened to kill his own mama. WTF. Lock this fool up.
— MoCutter (@1OfAKindaSorta) June 7, 2012
Damn I feel bad 4 Charles Rogers
— Solo Crawford (@hiiphop) June 7, 2012
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/06/07/bench-warrant-issued-for-charles-rogers/
Slayer IS real music!
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Top 20 #ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist
http://twitter.com/#!/Nolefan/status/217756467447595008
The possibilities are endless! But here are the rest of our top 20:
#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist The dreams of everyone else's father!
— Jeremy Colonna (@SmoovJC) June 26, 2012
#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Clarence Thomas
— Ursus Major (@NorthernGrizzly) June 26, 2012
#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist thinking for yourself
— Sinjun (@Sinjun45) June 26, 2012
Belief in American Exceptionalism. #ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist
— Joseph Nickerson (@JosephNickerson) June 26, 2012
Life can be tough and is not fair #ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist
— PoofImGraham (@PoofImGraham) June 27, 2012
#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Saying Obama has a weak jump shot and can't rebound.
— Jack Murrell (@iu70us) June 27, 2012
https://twitter.com/adrienne_jensen/status/217770060364787713
#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Thingamajigs
— The Cracker Emcee (@Fenway_Nation) June 27, 2012
#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Thanksgiving
— Mark Draper (@MarkDraper5) June 27, 2012
#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Having to show ID to vote
— Allan Spurr (@alspurr) June 26, 2012
https://twitter.com/p_bruce/status/217768085359296513
#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist: Middle America
— David Morgan (@StarCoreOne02) June 26, 2012
#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Vetting Obama
— ıɹɐɹɹǝɟɯoʇ -HIRE ME! (@tomferrari) June 26, 2012
#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Laughing at fears of Guam tipping over.
— The Morning Spew (@TheMorningSpew) June 26, 2012
#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist anyone who's beating them in an argument.
— Doran the 3rd (@aFirmReliance) June 26, 2012
#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist – @DarrellIssa challenging @BarackObama & #Holder on #fastandfurious #tcot #p2
— Andrew Herzog (@andrevhertzog) June 26, 2012
#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Actually registering for gifts for your wedding! #Tacky
— Jeremy Colonna (@SmoovJC) June 26, 2012
#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Hispanics with forks
— IfIWereObama (@IfIWereObama) June 26, 2012
#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Conservatives.
— Stephen Barre אבימלך (@Quark1217) June 26, 2012
#ThingsLiberalsConsiderRacist Isn't this a waste of Twitter? Wouldn't it be easier to ask what they don't consider racist?
— Michael D Brown (@MichaelBrownUSA) June 26, 2012
Yeah, probably. But that wouldn’t be nearly as much fun, would it?
So, dear Twitchy readers. What else’ve you got?
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It’s time to grade r/atheism
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Shrug-nado: Rep. John Dingell unimpressed using entire ‘Sharknado’ concept
http://twitter.com/#!/craigtimes/status/494569277853540353
Rep. John Dingell recently learned “what a Kardashian is,” and from now on the Michigan Democrat has a question about another pop music culture product called “Sharknado”:
http://twitter.com/#!/D_Fifer/status/494569698634108928Exactly what a disappointment that must definitely be!
http://twitter.com/#!/capricious_/status/494574995738460160The first “Sharknado” aired final summer time, in addition to 2nd a person is only hours away, not that a dissatisfied John Dingell are watching.
Laughing Men In Suits
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‘We got this guys’: Wow, don’t you feel better after WH’s Ebola presser? [photos]
http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/518142177420259328
This afternoon, officials held a press conference on Ebola at the White House. It was about as reassuring as you’d expect from any White House presser. Which is to say, not really very reassuring at all:
WH Homeland Security Advisor Lisa Monaco says US using "whole govt response" to control Ebola epidemic at its source. pic.twitter.com/sXaRT9kZnx
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014
Whole government? Oh, thank goodness!
At WH briefing on Ebola, HHS Secy Burwell says US has the health care system "to contain this disease." pic.twitter.com/hSpLtJJ2Fd
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014
Is that so?
MT @markknoller WH briefing on Ebola, HHS Secy Burwell says US has the health care system "to contain this disease." https://t.co/MwSYvFH5do
— S.M (@redsteeze) October 3, 2014
Flawed software, not human error, caused missed Ebola diagnosis, Dallas hospital says http://t.co/TZuQRIIHXv pic.twitter.com/FRt0OLqedJ
— NBC News (@NBCNews) October 3, 2014
Lovely.
US health care infrastructure "well-equipped to stop Ebola in its tracks," says Dr. Anthony Fauci of NIH. pic.twitter.com/ZchaGV3xKc
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014
He must be referring to that “robust government-sponsored health care system” ThinkProgress was so excited about.
Right now, officials say screening for Ebola patients most effective in the source countries in West Africa, than on arrival in US.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014
Fauci says US has "well-established" facilities to handle and respond to cases of Ebola. "Our structure would preclude an outbreak."
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014
Monaco tells @MajorCBS that screening air travelers in West Africa are effective in stopping Ebola passengers from leaving.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014
Fauci goes even further: says US health care system “would make it extraordinarily unlikely that we would have an outbreak" in the US.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014
So, who feels better now?
The US has the ability to contain Ebola, but can't build a website that doesn't crash. Gotcha.
— Matthew (@Matthops82) October 3, 2014
Sorry if I don't have faith in the govt to contain ebola. Maybe the pessimism stems from how much they screw everything else up. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
— Matthew (@Matthops82) October 3, 2014
ISIS is a JV squad. You can keep your plan if you like it. Detroit is thriving. We should totes believe that govt has ebola under control.
— Matthew (@Matthops82) October 3, 2014
Can you imagine if Kathleen "404 Care" Sebelius were up there saying, "no worries, we got this"?
— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) October 3, 2014
Look, our protocols failed the first time they were tested but we got this guys
— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) October 3, 2014
Suuuuuuuure they do:
BREAKING: Photo from the White House briefing on #Ebola: pic.twitter.com/zeMiPihRbt
— CounterMoonbat (@CounterMoonbat) October 3, 2014
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.