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Civility: Kelly Osbourne pays respects to Margaret Thatcher, catches hell

http://twitter.com/#!/MissKellyO/status/321297039063388160

@MissKellyO I like that. And good for you tweeting regardless of the inevitable backlash!

— Emma Watson (@LadyEmmaWatson) April 8, 2013

How dare she?!

This morning, Kelly Osbourne tweeted a tribute to the late Margaret Thatcher, expressing sadness at the Iron Lady’s passing. If she were lamenting the death of Hugo Chavez, lefties would likely be cheering. As it happens, Osbourne is finding out the hard way what happens when a celebrity has kind words for a conservative warrior:

@MissKellyO sad? she was a scumbag who will rot in hell. you never lived in a town where no ones dad had a job for a decade apparently.

— Movie Enjoyer (@movie_enjoyer) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO are you fucking joking she was a tri rant and destroyed peoples lives and you have the north of Britain celebrating here death

— Carl Brown (@lfcmad1306) April 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/Leighluvschoccy/status/321297677432270849

https://twitter.com/KatiDeVille/status/321297786475773952

@MissKellyO I knew the Osbournes were the voice for the working class #bandwagoner

— Kevin McCormack (@kevinpbnd) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO She destroyed families and took away their livlehoods in working class areas of Britain. Good riddance. #Thatcher

— colin Armstrong (@armo300375) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO she was an evil witch !!!

— leanne elliott (@leaanddan) April 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/carron_c/status/321298764281298944

@MissKellyO you wouldnt say that if you lived here – she was a horrible woman

— carly stockwell (@sharpeye76) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO fuck up

— Lauren Scully✌ (@laurenscully) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO SAD? who's crying?

— Fani (@gurlwithagun) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO stop praising and quoting a vile women, you wouldn't know what it was like because you were served with a silver spoon.

— Mark Burke (@markolfc85) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO are u kidding? she was evil.

— Stacey (@Stacey_Wilson_1) April 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/HeckYeahJoBros/status/321299927118528512

@MissKellyO you should wear your face inside

— Alastair J. Kirk (@alastairjoseph) April 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/olly19999/status/321300695024300034

@MissKellyO are you kidding!! The pain she caused!!

— victoria jones (@victoriajones88) April 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/SandyBev/status/321302201085612033

@MissKellyO she had blood in her hands, RIP for the people she indirectly killed.

— Frejya (@freyjaGN) April 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/joannemaino/status/321305436609462273

https://twitter.com/KnappBlair/status/321304408279359488

@shaneREACTI0N @MissKellyO You are too young to understand the pain she brought to millions, We should dance on her grave

— steven roberts (@shanks678) April 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/kellyfinnxx/status/321306648562003968

@MissKellyO ok then if she was a man she would b an evil twat!! She took the honest lives from the hardworking. #proudnorthener

— leanne elliott (@leaanddan) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO proud!! Proud of what? thatcher? I'm anything but proud of her and legacy!think about where your father came from #ShelteredLife

— Sinead boylan (@sineadboylan) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO oh surprise, another millionaire family praising the witch who didn't care for working class/poor people #nostatefuneral

— Tony Nugent (@nugentino) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO do you even know anything about her?? She sold our countries assets. Closed the mines and basically fucked a lot of lives up.

— sueboutin (@suekier69) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO you stupid cow ,she was a homophobic cunt and you adore her just cos she was an old lady ?

— sheldon (@mambosnake) April 8, 2013

Tolerance at its best.

Osbourne fought back:

@lfcmad1306 that will always happen in politics but anyone that 'celebrates' the death of another negatively needs there head sorting out!

— Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) April 8, 2013

@leaanddan If she was a man you would not be saying that!

— Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) April 8, 2013

@sharpeye76 i did live there and still do half the year Im not stupid to what went on i just share a different opinion!

— Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) April 8, 2013

@franmurph1 you are very right i did not see the north first hand! however just like you are entitled to your opinion so am mine & thats ok

— Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) April 8, 2013

@victoriajones88 Anyone is a position of power will always cause pain no matter what! Its a dirt job but someones got to do it!

— Kelly Osbourne (@KellyOsbourne) April 8, 2013

Others agreed that Thatcher’s memory deserves to be honored:

@MissKellyO she was a woman of strength no matter if you agreed with her or not.:-).

— lD KIDD (@idkidd6) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO nice to see a positive quote rather than all this hate we are seeing – at the end of the day she was a daughter/wife/mother

— Beckaweck (@beckaweck) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO she may have made some harsh decisions but she turned this country around when we needed it. X

— Emily Mills (@NuttyDevil7) April 8, 2013

@MissKellyO Gr8 statement there from Margaret Thatcher, won't b another like her.

— Essex Wedding Cars (@CarsAmerican) April 8, 2013

https://twitter.com/kjreed1981/status/321300831406280704

https://twitter.com/jennkapow/status/321302006130171904

@MissKellyO thank you Kelly, may she rest in peace and live long in our hearts and memories.

— Deborah Louise Dodge (@DodgeDeborahL) April 8, 2013

Amen.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/04/08/civility-kelly-osbourne-pays-respects-to-margaret-thatcher-catches-hell/

College Is The Best Time Of Your Life, Make It Even Better With These Awesome Gadgets.

It’s that time of the year when kids get that look in their eye: school is right around the corner. That may be unfortunate for some, but school supply shopping can actually be kind of fun. You should really start stocking up on the raddest back to school gear that you can. Technology has advanced a bit since the old days of pencil sharpeners and crayons, so upgrade your gear with some of these items on this list here and you’ll be the envy of all your peers. Can I go back to school?

1) Doberman Laptop Security – When activated, this device will sound an 100 decibel alarm if it senses any movement on your laptop.

2) AverTVHD Volar Max – Allows you to watch your favorite TV shows live on your laptop. Perfect for procrastinators.

3) Novatel Wireless’ GSM MiFi 2352 – Sets up a powerful WiFi hotspot wherever you are. Just in case you have an assignment due and are stranded somewhere without internet.

4) Aaxa Technologies P1 Jr. Pico Projector – Projects a 50″ screen onto any surface. Great for when the teacher’s projector clunks out and you need some brownie points.

5) Nescafe Dolce Gusto Melody 2 – Makes Coffee. Who doesn’t need coffee?

6) Avengers Flash Drives – Just in case you need memory on the go, prepare for the new Avengers movie with these 8GB flash drives.

7) TeraByte Hard Drives – In case you need a bit more power than the Avengers can muster, there are TeraByte hard drives sold everywhere now for around $100.

8) Leatherman Wingman Multi-Tool – Believe me, you’ll need this for repairs, quick fixes, and opening beers… I mean “study drinks.”

9) Harmon Kardon BT Headphones – These wireless headphones provide great sound and if the battery dies, you can plug them in with an adaptable cord.

10) Mophie Power Case – This does it all, protects your phone from damage and has the ability to charge it. This should come standard with all iPhones.

11) 3D Apple Notepad – No, it’s not the Apple you are thinking of. For those who prefer writing with a real pen, this notepad is a cool new take on note taking.

12) Google Chromecast – Plug this bad boy into your TV and get to stream Netflix, Youtube, HBO Go, and a plethora of other streaming sites. You’ll maybe/totally use this for studying.

Well, I feel ready for school. Wait, what? I graduated years ago? Well, maybe I’ll go back to get another degree in AWESOMENESS. Share this is you need some new gear for school or know someone who does.

Read more: http://viralnova.com/cool-school-gear/

Stick a fork in him: Booker busted for lying about imaginary thug friend T-Bone

http://twitter.com/#!/SHannitysHair/status/373108280325062656

An imaginary friend, that is.

Booker’s gone and gotten himself busted on a longtime lie, thanks to some intrepid reporting by NRO’s Eliana Johnson:

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/373099811613843456

Rut-roh:

Booker’s tales of his trials and travails on the streets of Newark, the city that twice elected him mayor, are familiar, and they have helped to breed an almost mythological aura around the Stanford, Oxford, and Yale graduate. He did, after all, rescue a woman from a burning building last year, sustaining burns in the process. But sources tell National Review Online that the central character in one of Booker’s oft-repeated stories — T-Bone, the drug pusher who the mayor has said threatened his life at one turn and sobbed on his shoulder the next — is a figment of his imagination, even though Booker has talked about him in highly emotional terms and in great detail.

http://twitter.com/#!/CoryBooker/status/373099004633948162

So in order to make stuff change, you have to make stuff up.

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/373113659506974721 http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/373112957406019584

Well done, Cory Booker! (See what we did there?)

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/373111166857273346

It’s a perfect plan!

http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/373111605694717952

Hot stuff.

http://twitter.com/#!/CodyLee_IL/status/373114491950481408

Teehee!

http://twitter.com/#!/IMAO_/status/373104316111790080

Uh, yes please.

http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Antonin/status/373114614172876800

http://twitter.com/#!/LisaDeP/status/373114067399213056

Snort.

http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/373114689343209472 http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/373109629200642048

Good question. Here’s another one:

http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/373110889425420288

What are Gregory and the media gonna do now?

http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/373102204028088320 http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/373106345425125377

Guess it’s just a “local story”.

http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/373118414543278080

Funny, that.

http://twitter.com/#!/EEElverhoy/status/373111013056327680

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Update:

http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/373123734397145089

Oh. Yeah. And it’s — as T-Bone himself might say — the shizz:

http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneBooker/status/373129095925620736 http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneBooker/status/373130953209561088 http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneBooker/status/373131548515504128 http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneBooker/status/373133746808954881

Check out the rest of T-Bone’s tweets, playas.

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Related:

Twitchy coverage of Cory Booker

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/08/29/stick-a-fork-in-him-cory-booker-gets-busted-for-lying-about-imaginary-thug-friend-t-bone/

‘Give me liberty or give me death!’ Rob Lowe soaks up history in Va. [pics]

http://twitter.com/#!/StJohnsChurchFd/status/346965085664718849

Actor and patriot Rob Lowe is in Richmond, Va., to film “Killing Kennedy.”

http://twitter.com/#!/RobLowe/status/344543537368547328 http://twitter.com/#!/RobLowe/status/344545065928101888

He shared this great photo of his visit to St. John’s Church in Richmond.

http://twitter.com/#!/RobLowe/status/346800767648276481

Any ideas for his next stop?

http://twitter.com/#!/VirginiaCapitol/status/346998786859606016

For behind-the-scenes pics and observations, keep an eye on tweets from Lowe and fellow cast members Ginnifer Goodwin, Michelle Trachtenberg and Will Rothhaar.

http://twitter.com/#!/RobLowe/status/346979875728531457 http://twitter.com/#!/RealMichelleT/status/346011840930803712 http://twitter.com/#!/Poetiqrothhaar/status/346647915994943488

Related:

Rasta Rob Lowe discovers the ‘frightening’ power of the Internet in one hilarious pic

#Neverforget: Patriot Rob Lowe posts pic of ‘NYC college tour tradition’; Son charms [pics, Vine video]

Hilarious: Rob Lowe running for office in Sweden? Mysterious photos appear in Stockholm

‘We will never forget’: Rob Lowe tweets touching Memorial Day photo

Mr. Lowe goes to Washington: Actor Rob Lowe and family hit the White House; Journos swoon [pics]

Rob Lowe ‘celebrating 23 years sober’ (but his backside isn’t what we thought it would be)

Stranger than fiction: Carney’s presser gives Rob Lowe ‘West Wing’ flashback

Budding bromance? Rob Lowe tweets selfie at sea; Gavin Rossdale swoons ‘shine on’ [photo]

Who’s up for Rob Lowe shirtless surf Sunday? Rob Lowe starts the week with eye candy photo

Rob Lowe on Tamerlan Tsarnaev’s body being rejected for burial: ‘Love it’; Palmer-wannabes fret

Gracious: Actor Rob Lowe bids fond farewell to Margaret Thatcher

Pry his fries out of his cold, dead hands: Actor Rob Lowe not pleased with ‘healthy’ McDonalds

‘It’s on’: Rob Lowe live-tweets his late-night Waffle House ‘death blow’

Rob Lowe on bumbling Chuck Hagel: ‘Yikes! #TrainWreck’

Rob Lowe: Gov. Jerry Brown ‘a little late’ on fiscal discipline

Snort! Rob Lowe to Obama: ‘Looking to you to live within our means, grow economy’

Oh, snap! Rob Lowe slams HuffPo for obituary for Kim Kardashian’s cat

Rob Lowe joins in hilarious Wolf ‘Captain Obvious’ Blitzer election night mockery

‘Faux News’ haters slam Rob Lowe for watching Fox News

Debate moderator Schieffer tells Romney to shut up, Rob Lowe asks ‘Can Schieffer just shut up?’

Sad Rob Lowe: ‘Just early voted in CA, where my presidential vote won’t matter’

Heh: Rob Lowe takes a swipe at ‘Wolf Blitzer and the brain trust explaining comedy’

Rob Lowe: The ‘buck should stop here’ on Libya, should Springsteen play ‘City of Ruins’ for Obama?

Rob Lowe: ‘Will Obama explain why our heroes had inadequate security in Benghazi?’

Actor Rob Lowe stands with wounded warriors, tweets CNN anchor ‘carrying heavy water for Obama’

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/06/18/give-me-liberty-or-give-me-death-rob-lowe-soaks-up-history-while-filming-killing-kennedy-pics/

McGruff the Crime Dog actor busted for possessing 1,000 pot plants

http://twitter.com/#!/inthefade/status/431935818467246081

Those who grew up with McGruff the Crime Dog are reexamining the crime-fighting mascot Friday as the actor who once portrayed him is sentenced to 16 years in prison. NBC News reports:

John Russell Morales, 41, an actor who once played the crime-fighting cartoon bloodhound, has been sentenced to nearly two decades behind bars after pleading guilty to possessing 1,000 marijuana plants and a cache of nearly 30 weapons — including a grenade launcher and thousands of ammunition rounds.

 Morales was arrested in 2011 after Galveston, Texas, police and drug-sniffing dogs — real dogs, that is — stopped him for speeding, according to Assistant U.S. Attorney Michael Kusin, who later prosecuted the case.

Morales reportedly had a cache of 27 weapons and 9,000 rounds of ammo.

http://twitter.com/#!/randrew_Z/status/431945872889610240 http://twitter.com/#!/AsheSchow/status/431857656513708032 http://twitter.com/#!/RyanJohnsonCO/status/431930752511782912

McGruff the Crime Dog was sentenced for selling pot. [sigh] My heroes are always such a letdown.— Navy Bean (@Navy_Bean_Soup) February 07, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/talabi/status/431945681797132288 http://twitter.com/#!/jjammerzs/status/431942625449766912

Editor’s note: The headline of the post has been changed to clarify that the actor was busted for pot possession, not ammo possession.

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/07/mcgruff-the-crime-dog-actor-busted-with-9000-rounds-of-ammo/