Rep. John Dingell recently learned “what a Kardashian is,” and from now on the Michigan Democrat has a question about another pop music culture product called “Sharknado”:
http://twitter.com/#!/D_Fifer/status/494569698634108928Exactly what a disappointment that must definitely be!
http://twitter.com/#!/capricious_/status/494574995738460160The first “Sharknado” aired final summer time, in addition to 2nd a person is only hours away, not that a dissatisfied John Dingell are watching.
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This afternoon, officials held a press conference on Ebola at the White House. It was about as reassuring as you’d expect from any White House presser. Which is to say, not really very reassuring at all:
WH Homeland Security Advisor Lisa Monaco says US using "whole govt response" to control Ebola epidemic at its source. pic.twitter.com/sXaRT9kZnx
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014
Whole government? Oh, thank goodness!
At WH briefing on Ebola, HHS Secy Burwell says US has the health care system "to contain this disease." pic.twitter.com/hSpLtJJ2Fd
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014
Is that so?
MT @markknoller WH briefing on Ebola, HHS Secy Burwell says US has the health care system "to contain this disease." https://t.co/MwSYvFH5do
— S.M (@redsteeze) October 3, 2014
Flawed software, not human error, caused missed Ebola diagnosis, Dallas hospital says http://t.co/TZuQRIIHXv pic.twitter.com/FRt0OLqedJ
— NBC News (@NBCNews) October 3, 2014
Lovely.
US health care infrastructure "well-equipped to stop Ebola in its tracks," says Dr. Anthony Fauci of NIH. pic.twitter.com/ZchaGV3xKc
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014
He must be referring to that “robust government-sponsored health care system” ThinkProgress was so excited about.
Right now, officials say screening for Ebola patients most effective in the source countries in West Africa, than on arrival in US.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014
Fauci says US has "well-established" facilities to handle and respond to cases of Ebola. "Our structure would preclude an outbreak."
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014
Monaco tells @MajorCBS that screening air travelers in West Africa are effective in stopping Ebola passengers from leaving.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014
Fauci goes even further: says US health care system “would make it extraordinarily unlikely that we would have an outbreak" in the US.
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) October 3, 2014
So, who feels better now?
The US has the ability to contain Ebola, but can't build a website that doesn't crash. Gotcha.
— Matthew (@Matthops82) October 3, 2014
Sorry if I don't have faith in the govt to contain ebola. Maybe the pessimism stems from how much they screw everything else up. ¯_(ツ)_/¯
— Matthew (@Matthops82) October 3, 2014
ISIS is a JV squad. You can keep your plan if you like it. Detroit is thriving. We should totes believe that govt has ebola under control.
— Matthew (@Matthops82) October 3, 2014
Can you imagine if Kathleen "404 Care" Sebelius were up there saying, "no worries, we got this"?
— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) October 3, 2014
Look, our protocols failed the first time they were tested but we got this guys
— DrewMTips (@DrewMTips) October 3, 2014
Suuuuuuuure they do:
BREAKING: Photo from the White House briefing on #Ebola: pic.twitter.com/zeMiPihRbt
— CounterMoonbat (@CounterMoonbat) October 3, 2014
Editor’s note: This post has been updated with additional tweets.
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Andrea Mitchell is very looking to get the positioning of mind cheerleader from the Obama squad!
For the press' anti-Romney chest-thumping within the last two days, that redistribution audio features Team Obama rattled.
— jon gabriel (@exjon) September 19, 2012
Without a doubt it can. While discover how we understand it’s true? The palace protections referred to as lapdog news tend to be addressing for Obama. Addressing such as the wind!
so real! @robertcobrien @JoeNBC Whatever occurs don't report on polls showing @MittRomney up or point out #Obama redistribution video clip.
— Richard Grenell (@RichardGrenell) September 19, 2012
As Twitchy reported, the second half associated with the Obama/MSM 2012 ticket have been relentlessly hyping The Secret Romney Tape ™.
CNN Hypes Romney Tape as 'Monumental Gaffe,' 'Manna from Heaven when it comes to Left' | http://t.co/HQMKoSHa http://t.co/VZaRTVVB Another Lapdog
— Earl Crosby (@EasyEarl) September 19, 2012
They started swooning and falling into suits of histrionics even before a full tape premiered. Two fold requirements, much?
As well as the shameful two fold criteria continue. Andrea Mitchell, , today has got the audacity to state they won’t operate the Obama redistribution remarks since the tape is ‘unauthenticated.’ No, the real deal. She said that.
Oh for crap's benefit. RT @SooperMexican BWAHAH! MT @mattklewis: Mitchell won't air the Obama redistribution vid b/c NBC has actuallyn't authenticated.
— Stephen Green (@VodkaPundit) September 19, 2012
*New Video* Andrea Mitchell: MSNBC won’t environment ‘alleged’ Obama redistribution tape http://t.co/U9t5TIUO
— Charlie Spiering (@charliespiering) September 19, 2012
Unbelievable. Yet, that they had no problem airing the Romney tape. Also just before a full tape released. Even worse, the later introduced complete Romney tape was modified.
@CuffyMeh you're taking taking right out of framework out-of context.
— David Burge (@iowahawkblog) September 19, 2012
RT this in the event that you enjoy seeing @DavidCornDC and pals while they understand how much enjoyable it’s to-be accused of "selective editing."
— Jim Treacher (@jtLOL) September 19, 2012
A great amount of conservative trolls screaming about 1-2 moments not recorded on Romney tapes. See the explanation right here: http://t.co/eV3xjsjQ
— David Corn (@DavidCornDC) September 19, 2012
The Obama campaign authenticated it!
Much more from Mediaite:
IMPROVE: The Washington article reports, “The Obama campaign confirmed that is Obama’s vocals on the recording and a spokesman relocated to rebut Romney’s critique from it.”
Ok, to-be fair, we suppose the Washington Post isn’t actually a credible supply. Nonetheless, lying liar Carney attempts to dodge the redistribution tape.
Carney portrays Romney campaign as having had a bad time or bad week to spell out Romney citing 14 yr old video clip of Obama on "redistribution."
— Mark Knoller (@markknoller) September 19, 2012
And lapdogs take their particular commands from him. Roll-over, lapdogs, roll-over!
GMA ran the Obama recording this morning but spun "redistribution" as "he would like to result in the government more efficient".
— Alex P Keaton (@I_Hate_Hippies) September 19, 2012
Some media outlets turn to sneer estimates, even!
The @MittRomney countertop 2 the #47percent flap is thumping @BarackObama "redistribution" remark: http://t.co/0grHwKWh. #cnnelections
— John King (@JohnKingCNN) September 19, 2012
Is this fond of Drudge stuff on Obama? Romney at fundraiser: "We don't trust redistribution." h/t pool
— Jim Acosta (@JimAcostaCNN) September 18, 2012
Oh, just icky, old Drudge things! Nothing to see right here, move along.
Romney at $ event on Obama's "redistribution" sound: "Some concur that the responsibility of govt is to just take from some and present to other individuals."
— Jim Acosta (@JimAcostaCNN) September 18, 2012
Even more sneer quotes. Shameless and shameful, alleged journalists. This Twitter user sums it.
"We won't show the Redistribution video clip, but check-out this doctored video clip of Romney astonished by a sandwich robot!" – @mitchellreports
— Cuffé (@CuffyMeh) September 19, 2012
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