http://twitter.com/#!/SHannitysHair/status/373108280325062656
An imaginary friend, that is.
Booker’s gone and gotten himself busted on a longtime lie, thanks to some intrepid reporting by NRO’s Eliana Johnson:
http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/373099811613843456
Booker’s tales of his trials and travails on the streets of Newark, the city that twice elected him mayor, are familiar, and they have helped to breed an almost mythological aura around the Stanford, Oxford, and Yale graduate. He did, after all, rescue a woman from a burning building last year, sustaining burns in the process. But sources tell National Review Online that the central character in one of Booker’s oft-repeated stories — T-Bone, the drug pusher who the mayor has said threatened his life at one turn and sobbed on his shoulder the next — is a figment of his imagination, even though Booker has talked about him in highly emotional terms and in great detail.
http://twitter.com/#!/CoryBooker/status/373099004633948162
So in order to make stuff change, you have to make stuff up.
http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/373113659506974721
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/373112957406019584
Well done, Cory Booker! (See what we did there?)
http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/373111166857273346
It’s a perfect plan!
http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/373111605694717952
Hot stuff.
http://twitter.com/#!/CodyLee_IL/status/373114491950481408
Teehee!
http://twitter.com/#!/IMAO_/status/373104316111790080
Uh, yes please.
http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Antonin/status/373114614172876800
http://twitter.com/#!/LisaDeP/status/373114067399213056
Snort.
http://twitter.com/#!/JayCaruso/status/373114689343209472
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/373109629200642048
Good question. Here’s another one:
http://twitter.com/#!/redsteeze/status/373110889425420288
What are Gregory and the media gonna do now?
http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/373102204028088320
http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/373106345425125377
Guess it’s just a “local story”.
http://twitter.com/#!/Cameron_Gray/status/373118414543278080
Funny, that.
http://twitter.com/#!/EEElverhoy/status/373111013056327680
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Update:
http://twitter.com/#!/michellemalkin/status/373123734397145089
Oh. Yeah. And it’s — as T-Bone himself might say — the shizz:
http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneBooker/status/373129095925620736
http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneBooker/status/373130953209561088
http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneBooker/status/373131548515504128
http://twitter.com/#!/TBoneBooker/status/373133746808954881
Check out the rest of T-Bone’s tweets, playas.
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