Obama to make Iraq statement before heading to Martha’s Vineyard

http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/498090817509400577

Before leaving for vacation on Martha’s Vineyard today, President Obama will deliver a statement about Iraq:

http://twitter.com/#!/markknoller/status/498103135702106112

Will Obama’s golf clubs be seen being loaded on Marine One during his Iraq statement?

http://twitter.com/#!/mdrache/status/498102066284208128 http://twitter.com/#!/RightGlockMom/status/498102128167387136 http://twitter.com/#!/HgHatter/status/498102725729878016 http://twitter.com/#!/grammy620/status/498105590824980480

There’s speculation about how late Obama might be:

http://twitter.com/#!/UriBlago/status/498104232319668224 http://twitter.com/#!/DorothyGrissom/status/498104268059340800 http://twitter.com/#!/bat211/status/498102056365072385

However, there’s a better than average chance Obama will be running on time:

http://twitter.com/#!/norm_ray/status/498106505070379008

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/08/09/will-be-on-time-obama-to-make-iraq-statement-before-heading-to-marthas-vineyard/

Hey, media, time to stop spinning Obamacare disaster as a ‘glitch’?

http://twitter.com/#!/AriFleischer/status/392284709100609536

Precisely! But apparently media lapdogs have gotten the memo. It’s all about a “glitchy” website, baby! David Axelrod offered that ludicrous spin on Sunday, as did White House Obamacare flack Tara McGuinness when she retweeted Oliver Willis slamming the GOP. NBC’s Mark Murray jumped into the hack-tastic ring. He absurdly wondered what will happen to the GOP once the website is fixed. Just glitches, people!

http://twitter.com/#!/justkarl/status/392287745642487808 http://twitter.com/#!/justkarl/status/392288190800728064

Bingo.

Other citizens continue to be fed up with the “glitches” spin as well.

http://twitter.com/#!/hole19er/status/392290783945957378 http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/392283336950824960 http://twitter.com/#!/NadineElhindi/status/392280307728015362 http://twitter.com/#!/Jonathan_Hanen/status/389941041857441792 http://twitter.com/#!/JohnLBria/status/392286396498468865

And nutshelled perfectly:

http://twitter.com/#!/shredder329/status/392280297313947648

Bam!

What say you, media? Ha! Look at us. Pretending that you might muster up some honesty. We are so cute!

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Aching sides! Obama admin claims Obamacare website now ‘easier than ever’

Pitiful: ‘Choke on this, peasants!’ WH Obamacare flack retweets Oliver Willis GOP-slam

Boom! Here’s some Obamacare ‘irony,’ David Axelrod, summed up in one video

‘Thanks, Alanis!’ Check out David Axelrod’s absurd Obamacare spin tweet; Iowahawk, others shred; Updated

Unnamed sources: 476,000 Obamacare applications have been filed so far

Pathetic: White House pimps another Obamacare success story that wasn’t successful

Finally! Citizen discovers what Obama means by ‘let me be clear’ [pic]

Obamacare train wreck: Americans tweet anger, surprise over cancellations, higher premiums

Jonah Goldberg: ‘Glitchy’ doesn’t properly describe Obamacare’s broken website

Heckuva job! @HealthCareGov shamed into apology after touting glitchy O-care website

Hey, know what you get to ‘keep’ with Obamacare? Cancellation notices

Health insurers to customers: If you like your plan, you can keep … nah, you’re screwed

That whole ‘you can keep your plan’ deal? Journos now confirm: Totally kidding, guys

Full Twitchy coverage of the Obamacare debacle

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2013/10/21/like-a-record-baby-hey-media-time-to-stop-spinning-obamacare-disaster-as-a-glitch/

What The World Was Like The Last Time Carly Rae Jepsen Had A Hit

Everything has changed. Everything is different.

The last time Carly Rae Jepsen had a hit…

1. Anderson Cooper wasn’t gay yet.

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2. Madonna hadn’t started wearing grills.

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3. Lady Gaga was never voluntarily puked on.

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4. And John Travolta wasn’t a permanent fixture of your nightmares.

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5. The world had yet to have been blessed with a Hulk Hogan sex tape.

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6. Kidz Bop had not brought anal back.

IM CRYING BECAUSE IN THE KIDZ BOP VERSION OF ‘ALL ABOUT THAT BASS’ THEY SAY ‘I’M BRINGING ANAL BACK’ INSTEAD OF ‘BOOTY’ OH MYGOD

— bexxx913 (@Blaine Anderson)

7. And potty training had an entirely different meaning.

#PottyTrainors unite, Meghan Trainor is about to come onstage at Jingle Ball!

— BrennanCarley (@Brennan Carley)

8. Britney peacefully hoarded fast food under her bed.

9. Cher had 100 desks just lying around.

10. Selfie sticks were still allowed in South Korea.

11. And teens drank hand sanitizer to get high.

12. Teens didn’t get stuck in drainage ditches trying to get their iPhones.

13. The lead singer of Puddle Of Mud had not been arrested for riding a baggage carousel.

14. Miley Cyrus looked like this:

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15. And Iggy Azalea was like only the princess of rap.

16. Lorde was basically 12.

17. Jon Gosselin had just DJ’d his first middle school prom.

18. Seth Rogen’s mom wasn’t on Twitter yet.

How do a picture or posting from Facebook on to twitter? , thank you

— RogenSandy (@Sandy Rogen)

19. And it was pretty creepy to want to fuck anyone in One Direction.

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20. Joe was the hottest Jonas.

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21. Your grandfather wasn’t on Facebook.

22. The guy who invented the Oreo cookie filling was still alive.

23. And we had no idea what Allison Williams looked like when she has her ass eaten out.

Everything was better.

Read more: http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/what-the-world-was-like-the-last-time-carly-rae-jepsen-had-a

Saudi Arabia hit by massive sandstorms

http://twitter.com/#!/Arab_News/status/181534507898388480

From Arab News. Dont know if we are getting the scene from Indiana Jones where they talk about the city being wiped clean by the wrath of God, or if we should look for the Shai-Hulud from Dune. Or, it could be from that horse movie with Viggo Mortenson.

PME spokesman Hussein Al-Qahtani said the sandstorms are the result of high winds buffeting the Kingdom. “We are now in transition from one season to another, and the Kingdom is usually affected by different rates of temperature in addition to high wind speeds,” he said.

“Wind speeds reached 60 km per hour yesterday and have been affected by the climate of the northern, eastern and central regions of the Kingdom, but God willing the storm will finish on Tuesday evening,” he said

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/19/saudi-arabia-hit-by-massive-sandstorms/

35 Books That Will Teach You A Damn Thing About Your Food

Spoiler Alert: No cookbooks.

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1. For anyone who’s ever eaten at McDonald’s: Fast Food Nation by Eric Schlosser

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If you read anything on this list, make it this. Though published 14 years ago, Fast Food Nation is no less relevant today, giving voice to the hardworking men and women behind the millions of nuggets, patties, pies, and fries that we continue to so mindlessly consume.

2. For anyone who’s ever eaten emotionally: Born Round by Frank Bruni

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Like many of us, Frank Bruni has long struggled with his weight. But what happens when the former chief restaurant reviewer for the New York Times turns a critic’s eye on his own eating habits? Born Round is equal parts heartbreaking and funny, a four-star read.

3. For anyone who’s wondered: Why We Get Fat: And What to Do About It by Gary Taubes

 

Science writer Gary Taubes brings his degrees in physics, aerospace engineering, and journalism to the human body to explain how weight is more likely the product of our anatomy than our appetites.

4. For anyone who’s been on Atkins or just really likes butter: The Big Fat Surprise by Nina Teicholz

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Atkins may have been right all along. According to Nina Teicholz’s research, the low-fat frenzy of the past half-century was based on bogus — if well-meaning — science. How this became federal policy and shaped generations of American dieting is a deeply compelling cautionary tale.

5. For anyone who still hasn’t read Kitchen Confidential: Kitchen Confidential by Anthony Bourdain

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Even 15 years later, Bourdain’s remains the preeminent curtain-pull among epicurean exposés. Somehow, his down-and-dirty account of the madmen and -women behind haute cuisine doesn’t detract from our enjoyment of the food. In fact, it might just make us enjoy it more.

6. For anyone who wishes Kitchen Confidential had been compressed into 24 hours: Sous Chef by Michael Gibney

 

Gibney takes two bold turns in this remarkable debut: 1) He limits himself to just 24 hours, and 2) he pivots to present it all in the second person. The result is an extra-urgent, in-the-trenches tumble through a day in the life on the line.

7. For anyone who liked Kitchen Confidential but wanted more sex and drugs: The Devil in the Kitchen by Marco Pierre White

 

Perhaps the least polished and most profane of this list’s memoirs, White’s The Devil In The Kitchen is still a rollicking wild ride. Think Gordon Ramsey but more pissed off.

8. For anyone who dreads grocery shopping, or just wants help doing it: What to Eat by Marion Nestle

 

You know not to grocery shop when hungry, but do you know what to look for — and avoid — in each aisle? Marion Nestle’s blow-by-blow guide to supermarket shopping is a godsend: a delight to read and easy to reference on the fly.

9. For anyone who wants to know why they hate tomatoes: Tomatoland by Barry Estabrook

 

Not all tomatoes are as bad as the ones you find in the supermarket. Estabrook tells us why and introduces us to the farmers — from Florida to Peru — who have worked to bring us the Big (bland) Red.

10. For anyone looking for a laugh with their Big Mac: Food: A Love Story by Jim Gaffigan

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Gaffigan brings his trademark wit to our cultural cravings, waxing poetic on everything from Hot Pockets to Cinnabon. Food: A Love Story is written for the everyman — the hungry man — who remains suspicious of kale and enamored with bacon.

11. For anyone who thought Eat, Pray, Love was overrated and really just wanted Julia Roberts to open a kick-ass restaurant in New York: Blood, Bones & Butter by Gabrielle Hamilton

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By far the best-written chef’s memoir on this list, Blood, Bones & Butter is clearly the work of a pro. And it makes sense, seeing as Hamilton holds an MFA in fiction writing from the University of Michigan, in addition to her stints as a dishwasher, underage bartender, world traveler, and catering director. If you’re ever in New York, her tiny restaurant, Prune, is worth a visit.

(Bonus good/bad news: The book has allegedly been optioned for a film adaptation, with Gwyneth Paltrow attached to play Hamilton.)

12. For anyone considering culinary school: The Making of a Chef by Michael Ruhlman

 

Don’t let all these raucous, debauched restaurant memoirs fool you — being a chef takes hard work. Ruhlman’s detailed look inside the Harvard of U.S. culinary schools is proof.

13. For anyone who likes to learn (and fail) on the fly: Heat by Bill Buford

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If school’s just not your thing, you might identify more closely with Buford’s approach to the culinary arts. Bypassing any formal training — or even former restaurant experience — Buford jumped from his job at The New Yorker to the kitchen of Mario Batali’s famed restaurant, Babbo. His resulting education is hectic, hard-won, and hilarious.

14. For anyone currently watching Fresh Off the Boat: Fresh Off the Boat by Eddie Huang

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You might not recognize all of Huang’s many punchy pop culture references, but that doesn’t make Fresh Off the Boat any less fun. Whether discussing Asian-American stereotypes or soup dumplings in Taiwan, Huang writes with delightful verve. It’s easy to see why this book translates so seamlessly to the screen.

15. For anyone who wants to know where these truly upsetting retro recipes came from: Something From the Oven by Laura Shapiro

 

Shapiro roves from the origins of Betty Crocker to the miracle of canned bread, showing how mid-century feminism and postwar technology united to produce bizarre foodie fads unlike any we’ve seen since.

16. For anyone wondering why Lunchables are still a thing: Salt Sugar Fat by Michael Moss

 

Investigative reporter Michael Moss reveals how big brands like Kraft, Coca-Cola, Lunchables, Kellogg, Nestlé, Capri Sun, Cargill, and Oreo have engineered our addiction to their products. His in-depth look at the strange science behind processed food is at once fascinating and terrifying.

17. For anyone who really really likes corn: The Omnivore’s Dilemma by Michael Pollan

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Michael Pollan is the king of contemporary food writing, swirling together history, science, and sociology with surprising élan. The Omnivore’s Dilemma is essential reading for anyone trying to grasp the full scope of food in America, which, it turns out, is mostly made of corn.

18. For anyone who really likes Michael Pollan: Cooked by Michael Pollan

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Seriously, this guy can write. In Cooked, Pollan invites us to learn alongside him as he masters the art of preparing food with the four classical elements — fire, water, air, and earth. So if you’ve ever consumed barbecue, bread, beer, or bourguignon and wondered how it all came to be, this book is for you.

19. For anyone with a casual Ph.D. in chemistry: On Food and Cooking by Harold McGee

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This is the brainier version of Cooked, with a legitimate “Chemistry Primer” appendix on molecular reactions and the like. But phases of matter aside, On Food and Cooking is a veritable kitchen bible, with how-to and tell-me-why chapters on everything from “The Problem of Legumes and Flatulence” to “Why Pain Can Be Pleasurable.”

20. For anyone who wants to drool: The Art of Eating by M.F.K. Fisher

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M.F.K. Fisher is the writer you probably haven’t heard of but definitely should know. Whether she’s describing a tiny restaurant in the French countryside or how to properly savor a tangerine — even how to boil water — Fisher’s words practically drip from the page. The Art of Eating represents her collected works, a transcontinental record of how to best enjoy the simple pleasures of a meal.

Proof of her beautiful prose, and inspiration for any aspiring food writers out there: “It seems to me that our three basic needs, for food and security and love, are so mixed and mingled and entwined that we cannot straightly think of one without the others. So it happens that when I write of hunger, I am really writing about love and the hunger for it, and warmth and the love of it and hunger for it … and then the warmth and richness and fine reality of hunger satisfied … and it is all one.”

21. For anyone contemplating going gluten-free: Grain Brain by David Perlmutter

Little, Brown & Company

 

Definitely a pro-gluten-free screed, Grain Brain presents the science on the side of our most recent de rigueur diet. Great for those with celiac disease and gluten intolerance, and maybe better taken with a grain of salt by the rest of us.

For a more even-handed look at Big Bad Gluten, try Michael Specter’s piece in The New Yorker.

22. For anyone who salts their watermelon: Salt: A World History by Mark Kurlansky

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Another “wait till you hear where your _____ comes from” book, but somehow Kurlansky manages to make salt — yes, salt — a compelling protagonist. Who knew that this familiar, meek little mineral could have been the impetus for so many revolutions, conquests, and wars?

23. For anyone who wants to know what it really means to “live off the land”: Animal, Vegetable, Miracle by Barbara Kingsolver

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Having heard the virtues of Locavore and Slow Food diets endlessly extolled, Barbara Kingsolver decided to give it a try. Her whole-hog endeavor — transplanting her family from Tucson, Arizona, to rural Virginia, where they only consumed produce that they’d personally planted or raised — is drastic, but ultimately rewarding. She shows us how to reconnect with the land and ourselves, thinking mindfully about what we eat and how it’s made.

24. For anyone who really identified with the critic in Ratatouille: Garlic and Sapphires by Ruth Reichl

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How do restaurants actually earn their stars? Go undercover with renowned New York Times food critic Ruth Reichl to see how egos, infighting, anonymity, and authenticity co-mingle to determine the fates of restaurateurs and their reviewers.

25. For anyone wondering where the phrase “You are what you eat” comes from: The Physiology of Taste by Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin