Everything has changed. Everything is different.
4. And John Travolta wasn’t a permanent fixture of your nightmares.
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6. Kidz Bop had not brought anal back.
IM CRYING BECAUSE IN THE KIDZ BOP VERSION OF ‘ALL ABOUT THAT BASS’ THEY SAY ‘I’M BRINGING ANAL BACK’ INSTEAD OF ‘BOOTY’ OH MYGOD
— bexxx913 (@Blaine Anderson)
7. And potty training had an entirely different meaning.
#PottyTrainors unite, Meghan Trainor is about to come onstage at Jingle Ball!
— BrennanCarley (@Brennan Carley)
9. Cher had 100 desks just lying around.
10. Selfie sticks were still allowed in South Korea.
12. Teens didn’t get stuck in drainage ditches trying to get their iPhones.
13. The lead singer of Puddle Of Mud had not been arrested for riding a baggage carousel.
17. Jon Gosselin had just DJ’d his first middle school prom.
18. Seth Rogen’s mom wasn’t on Twitter yet.
19. And it was pretty creepy to want to fuck anyone in One Direction.
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22. The guy who invented the Oreo cookie filling was still alive.
23. And we had no idea what Allison Williams looked like when she has her ass eaten out.
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Everything was better.
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