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Caption this we much! What’s going on in this photo of Al Sharpton?
http://twitter.com/#!/fred_dalton/status/522514673347084288
It is pretty great. See for yourself:
Submitted without comment… #leanforward pic.twitter.com/l2ZCgKSG8r
— Jeff Poor (@jeff_poor) October 15, 2014
But it’s just begging for a comment!
He can't smell THAT bad, can he? RT @jeff_poor: Submitted without comment… #leanforward pic.twitter.com/IU42gepu83
— Derek Hunter (@derekahunter) October 15, 2014
@derekahunter @jeff_poor Hands up, don't spew…
— rbee (@rbeestweets) October 15, 2014
Blueberry pie was contaminated? RT @jeff_poor: Submitted without comment… #leanforward pic.twitter.com/bk1MiwCyl6
— Sean Agnew (@seanagnew) October 15, 2014
Now it’s your turn, Twitchy readers. Have at it!
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Related:
Twitchy coverage of Al Sharpton
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How To Make A Birthday Cake For Your Cat
So easy anyone can make it! Recipe via yyhh.org.
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Wanna give your cat the birthday treat he/she deserves? This is all you need:
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- 1 large egg
- All-purpose flour
- Shredded cheese of
youryour cat’s choice - 1 can of tuna (6 oz)
- Cooked shrimp for garnish
- Cooking spray
Note: This recipe will yield two cakes, so feel free to halve the portions… or enjoy one cake WITH your cat!
PREPARATION
Preheat oven to 350ºF.
3. Take a pinch (about 1 teaspoon) of shredded cheese.
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Any kind will do, whatever your cat will like best. In this case, we used shredded colby jack.
5. Mix all ingredients together in a small bowl.
The result should look like a chunky cake batter.
6. Using a muffin tin, apply cooking spray to prevent cake from sticking.
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7. Fill muffin tin with the cake mixture and place in the oven.
9. While you wait, rinse off the shrimp and cut off the tail.
10. Once thoroughly cooked, remove cake from oven and place on a plate (or rack) upside down to cool.
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13. Present to your lil’ birthday girl/boy.
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Be sure to blowout/remove the candle before your cat starts eating!
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Things Men Don't Worry About
Ferrets Are The Cutest Kleptomaniacs
The ‘feminism’ stage of the celeb nude pics scandal is utterly absurd
http://twitter.com/#!/wsliauw/status/507093940990787584
Hilarious. And as if on cue, here comes the “nudity is the highest form of feminism” argument, via Joan Smith’s latest at The Guardian, “Posing naked is one of the ultimate feminist acts”:
http://twitter.com/#!/KiraCochrane/status/506901063358631936An excerpt:
Amid this cacophony of critical voices, one reaction to the theft of “nude pics” – the tabloid shorthand makes them sound so much worse, doesn’t it? – has been to ask why any woman would pose naked. The implication is that the singers and actors concerned have “asked for it” if the pictures are stolen, which is as fine a piece of victim-blaming as I’ve heard in a long time. Apparently, the punishment for “vanity” is publication, and some newspapers that didn’t publish the stolen photographs offered a handy guide to where on the internet they had appeared.
Oh, please. If you want to pose nekkid, pose nekkid. And as for “some newspapers” that provided a “handy guide” on how to view the pictures, et tu Guardian?
http://twitter.com/#!/GuardianUS/status/506284968868585472With links, no less:
Images of more than 100 well-known actors, singers and celebrities, including what appear to be nude photos and videos, may have been exposed by a hacker in a major breach of privacy.
On Sunday a user on the 4chan website posted a list of mostly female actors and public figures, including Jennifer Lawrence, Avril Lavigne, Kim Kardashian, Rihanna, Kirsten Dunst, Aubrey Plaza and Winona Ryder, of whom they claim to have explicit photographs or videos.
A number of photos from some celebrities, including Hunger Games star Lawrence, have since been circulating on file-sharing and photo sites. 4chanquickly removed the posts from their site but screenshots of the list by one of the posters has a list of more than 60 names of celebrities who are alleged to have been hacked.
The release of the images has drawn varying responses from the celebrities, with some conceding they are real photos and others denying their veracity.
Buzzfeed reported that the user had also posted images of his desktop, one of which appeared to be an image of Jennifer Lawrence.
Which brings us to stage four of the scandal: commercialism. The Guardian is profiting from the nudes, and from the outrage at publishing the news. When will their feminists writers take a stand?