Author: Leaman Ralph

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11-year-old operating drunk dad around in Sydney

http://twitter.com/#!/BenWiseMelb/status/183515170805518336

There undoubtedly won’t be any “Father for Year” benefits because of this man…

From BNO Information:

Police have really pulled over an automobile presumably getting driven by an 11-year-old girl in Sydney’s western these days.

About 5.40pm (Saturday 24 March 2012) police got information that a young girl is at reality seen operating a vehicle inside roadways of Riverstone.

Authorities completed a Toyota Landcruiser 4WD in Carlton Street, Riverstone and presumably found an 11-year-old girl within the driver’s seat.

Officials will allege the youthful girl’s 62-year-old daddy, who was simply eating liquor based drinks, ended up being sitting within the passenger’s chair.

The 62-year-old man was introduced with another appropriate Attendance observe for offense ‘Owner allow unlicensed driver to drive’.

He’ll appear before Blacktown regional appropriate on 7 might 2012.

Get more info: http://twitchy.com/2012/03/24/11-year-old-driving-drunk-dad-around-in-sydney/

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Cat In The Box

I haven’t been on Reddit for very long but this was immediately obvious to me…

Rio Olympics 2016; Major results from Saturday’s track and field events

Britain’s Mo Farah shrugged off an early fall to cement his place in the pantheon of distance greats by retaining his Olympic 10,000 metres title with a blistering final lap on Saturday.Farah ran a s

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Chris Wallace on Joe Biden: I have never seen such a disrespectful debater

http://twitter.com/#!/ScottWGraves/status/256587690126999552

WoW! Chris Wallace said “Biden was openly disrespectful” “Unprecendented Disrespect by a VP in this Debate”.

— Jerri Jones (@jcjones717) October 12, 2012

Chris Wallace: he has never seen a debate in which one candidate (Biden) was so openly disrespectful of the other (Ryan).

— Ken Gardner (@kesgardner) October 12, 2012

Chris Wallace – since 1960 he’s never seen anyone in a debate so openly disrespectful as JBiden. @foxnews

— Gloria (@getclued) October 12, 2012

Wallace, host of Fox News Sunday, has been watching presidential and vice presidential debates for a long time, so that’s really saying something. Here’s his full quote:

I have to say I think I have watched almost every presidential and vice presidential debate since the first four Kennedy-Nixon debates in 1960, and thinking back over the last few minutes I don’t believe I have ever seen a debate in which one participant was as openly disrespectful of the other as Biden was to Paul Ryan tonight. And that’s what it was. You can talk about the smirks, the smiles, the head-shaking, the mugging. He was openly contemptuous and disrespectful.

19 Problems Only People With Straight Hair Will Understand

Cowlicks. Cowlicks everywhere.

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1. If your hair is thick it’s basically unmanageable.

2. If you have thin hair it just sits there, doing nothing.

3. Short hair requires constant upkeep.

4. That windswept look sounds great in practice, but in reality…

5. Hoping your hair had ANY type of wave at all.

6. You have a bathroom graveyard of failed pomades, gels, waxes and hairsprays.

7. Same goes for brushes and combs.

8. You will always have one stray hair.

9. Growing your hair long is frightening, because you’re concerned you may end up looking like this.

10. Also, your growing out period seems to last forever.

11. People who say you can “do anything” with your hair just don’t get it.

12. Seeing someone with gorgeous straight hair drives you insane.

13. Having to straighten your already straight hair just so you can style it somehow.

14. Even when you curl your hair it never stays for long.

15. Bobby pins falling out on their accord.

16. Up-dos? More like up-don’ts.

17. Not showering with straight hair means one express ticket on the Stringy Grease Train.

18. Having to deal with ponytail dents.

19. You will have perfect hair days, and have no clue how to recreate them ever.