Author: Leaman Ralph

Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it. Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||

This Corgi Is All Of Us When We’re Trying So Hard…But Just. Can’t. Make It.

I like to pretend that I know what I’m doing 99.9 percent of the time, but behind the scenes, I’m a total hot mess.

Don’t get me wrong, I always try my best and approach things with a positive mindset, but sometimes reality sets in and I fall flat on my face. What can I say? I’m human. We’re only midway through the week and although I can see rest and relaxation at the end of the tunnel, the struggle is REAL, my friends.

Let me be the first to admit that I can relate to this corgi pup on a spiritual level.

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Feel the same way? No need to throw a temper tantrum. You’ve got this!

Run like your life depends on it. There are only two more days ’til the weekend.

Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/midweek-struggles/

Slate meteorologist’s diagnosis of #Blizzard2016 catalyst is SHOCKING (no, not really)

Some of the same people who were just one month ago citing the warm Christmas in the east as evidence of the onslaught of “global warming” are now using the opposite as evidence of same. Among those twisting themselves into pretzels to explain why every single weather event is linked to global warming is Slate meteorologist Eric Holthaus:

And remember, single weather events are not “climate,” unless they are.

The science is settled!

Read more: http://twitchy.com/2016/01/25/slate-meteorologists-diagnosis-of-blizzard2016-catalyst-is-shocking-no-not-really/