Author: Leaman Ralph

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Alistair Overeem fails drug test, title fight in doubt

http://twitter.com/#!/CRUMxMMA/status/187642114736263169

After crushing Brock Lesnar, Alistair Overeem was seemingly on top of the world. He was the No. 1 heavyweight contender and had a fight already lined up against the champion Junior dos Santos at UFC 146.

After failing his pre-fight drug test, his dream of becoming the UFC heavyweight champion of the world is in jeopardy.

https://twitter.com/#!/jeffersonlives/status/187644324106878978

Alistair Overeem fails pre-fight drug test. Why am I not surprised? pic.twitter.com/IJquwDoO

— Rossobianchi (@_t0okie) April 4, 2012

Raise your hand if you're surprised. http://t.co/pXnC36JU

— Way of the Warrior (@WOWshow) April 4, 2012

Alistair Overeem testing positive for steroids? Oh, and the sky is blue.

— AJ Darko (@bthAJ) April 4, 2012

Stay tuned to Twitchy.com for the latest developments in this story.

‘Still laughing!’ Seinfeld plus Mandela sign language guy equals gold

http://twitter.com/#!/DieZauberer/status/411165157193043968

So this happened at the memorial for Nelson Mandela:

http://twitter.com/#!/ByronYork/status/411105781317398528

Good point.

However, Twitter user @ExJon won the day with his response to the kerfuffle: When “Modern Seinfeld” meets strange happening:

http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/410965174565093376

Gold, Jerry. Gold!

http://twitter.com/#!/lachlan/status/411112756524642304 http://twitter.com/#!/LibertyImages/status/410967249265360896

This Twitter user ups the funny by offering another plot twist:

http://twitter.com/#!/Magnifico_Plus/status/410968981416075264

Beautiful.

Meme-tastic! ‘That moment’ when FLOTUS’ furious funeral selfie face scores [pics]

‘I literally LOL’d!’ What was Jimmy Fallon’s Furious FLOTUS, funeral selfie prediction?

New angle on Obama’s memorial selfie adds to the drama

Forget the death glare: Check out what furious FLOTUS did to Obama [pics]

Funeral selfies? Obama’s selfie face, FLOTUS’ furious face at #MandelaMemorial [pics]

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GOP contenders vow to enforce pornography laws

http://Santorumpornographylawshttp://twitter.com/#!/SissyWillis/status/180602882519871488

All three remaining candidates have vowed to enforce the existing laws:

Three of the leading GOP 2012 Presidential candidates have made statements committing to enforce existing federal obscenity laws if they are elected, while the current administration still refuses to enforce federal obscenity laws prohibiting distribution of hardcore pornography, according to Morality in Media.

Morality In Media launched efforts in October 2011 to contact the 2012 presidential candidates, including President Obama, to obtain their respective views on the enforcement of obscenity laws. Thousands of individuals sent emails, made calls and even spoke to the candidates in person urging them to respond to the survey. As a result of these efforts, the following candidates responded.

Folks are upset b/c Santorum syas he wants to "enforce" existing laws protecting children from pornography? OMG what a Taboo idea. #tcot

— Eli'sha Crews (@ElishaNEWS) March 16, 2012

If elected, Santorum wants to enforce obscenity laws regarding pornography, meaning no man will vote for him. http://t.co/E39y1l6h

— michael (@michaelleung) March 15, 2012

Let me point out: Santorum has suggested no new laws concerning … http://t.co/ZLKUSkoW

— vicereport (@vice_report) March 16, 2012

Topsy produces 10 Santorum-related references (tweets, blog links, articles, other social media) for “pornography laws” over the past 21 hours. It produces the same number of pages of Romney-related references for “pornography laws” over 67 days.

A lot of conservatives will criticize Santorum for saying anything about pornography, but as he’s mentioned before, he responds to questions that he’s asked. What if he were to say, “No comment”? Do you think that might possibly be used against him?

I think all would be very good except for one.

‘Wrong cloth?’ Report: Hillary’s bathroom server ‘wipe’ missed some spots

It certainly does:

File under: “Big if true.”

Oh, Hillary … you’re in trouble! At least you should be.

Not shocking, no. What it is is potentially damning. And also pretty good joke fodder:

Whoops!

When You Cover Bacon In Chocolate, This Glorious Snack Happens

How many people do you know who really don’t like bacon? Probably not many.

And you most likely don’t know too many who don’t like chocolate, either. But what if chocolate and bacon joined forces? It might sound insane, but hear me out. You probably love the salty-sweet goodness of chocolate-covered pretzels, right? Well, think about amping up that taste sensation.