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My literacy is holding me back!
Author: Leaman Ralph
Really sugar is shaky because it originates from a straight stick see the play is Granny yes Grandma plus new style luv MaryJane so listen (Granny Apple last years blue ribbon production winner AKA) I, I, I ain't on the right side of my house Jane something or the other is in my room: finally after an extermination Grannie speaks once more "let my (old man) Pacman step on it". See it is home on the range so solo as it be truity speaks got a problem it is your own. But alter scenario: Z/n time; narcotics I got that candy s.p.ee..d360 Bar itch its' and Mickey Mouse for the Sultan 7 1 4er well a hem a hem, it went early in the morning like a smack chanting sugar structure 7 -one 1 +eleven and 4 do an ate 'er 8 eight 'er? Well that aint nice. NARCO says do you know them numbers change (response) Yes it is a FiX they are MF's Ope yeah Ope Douglas is it.
Surrounded by Alkaloid is both Mary and Grandma in an never ending circle of membership. French mandates declare put up their dukes... ZEN Pepsi can talk half Chocolate and your ole man Pacman down in Cuba posing as the worlds one and only Coffee Wizard "back 1:1" tis Coffee time... ||
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Game changer! Well, how could we POSSIBLY not vote for Hillary now?
Not gonna lie, you guys. We’ve been on the fence about Hillary for a while now, but this changes everything:
She won a Grammy? Well, now we’ve got to vote for her!
She’s just modest, we’re sure.
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2015/12/07/game-changer-well-how-could-we-possibly-not-vote-for-hillary-now/
This Little Lamb Was Born With A Disability, But Look At How Her Humans Helped Her
Lily the lamb was born a little different.
The adorable runt of a three-lamb litter was so scrunched up in the womb that she came into the world with deformed legs. Abandoned by her mom, the vet said she’d have to be put down, but wanting to give Lily a fighting chance at a happy life, owner Janell Jeansen decided to welcome the lamb into her family as one of her own.
As the cute fluff ball got bigger, her legs struggled to cope with the extra weight, so much so that eventually she could no longer use them. That’s when the family found a wheelchair online that was perfect for Lily to zip around without a care in the world.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBLY7axDNNw?autoplay=0]
Where there is a wheel, there’s a way. Of course, new ride aside, it’s the love of her new family that will help Lily go the distance.
Read more: http://www.viralnova.com/lamb-on-wheels/
This Incredible Paralympics Ad Proves A Powerful Point About Being A Real-Life Hero
While olympians in general are absolutely incredible, paralympians are particularly inspiring.
Not only do they have to qualify, but they must do so with what most people see as physical limitations. That being said, watching them in action proves that they have absolutely zero limits. This British advertisement for the 2016 Paralympic Games in Rio is proof positive of that fact.
The word “can’t” isn’t even in their vocabulary.
[youtube https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IocLkk3aYlk?autoplay=0]
Okay, I was pumped about all this before, but now I’m losing my mind. These athletes are amazing!
Kitty Hawk Does It… Best Jump…
Wayne Brady apologizes for Trig Palin joke
http://twitter.com/#!/PJTatler/status/237638129819987968
Comedian and TV personality Wayne Brady has apologized for a Trig Palin joke he made as part of Comedy Central’s recent roast of Roseanne Barr, which aired August 12.
Brady posted a statement on Facebook, saying, “I could defend [the joke] as a performer, but I would rather apologize from the bottom of my heart as a father. To the Palins, please know that no malice or harm was meant. To the other families who were touched negatively, I hope you’ll be able to accept this apology as well.”
Brady was booed at the event after targeting comedian Jeff Ross, saying, “a lot of people hate you … especially Sarah Palin because you remind her of what Trig is going to look like when he’s 40.”
https://twitter.com/scharpling/status/237585939017371648
Took him long enough!Wayne Brady Apologizes for Making Fun of Trig Palin’s Down Syndrome | http://t.co/H9yEykQB http://t.co/iNyO07Cd v
— Tom Whitey Thurman (@Mayortommm) August 20, 2012
Wayne Brady Apologizes for Trig Palin Joke http://t.co/9lAf2UUW via @sharethis Wayne Brady has the class I thought he lost. I'm still a fan
— Klasko (@kmlask) August 20, 2012
For some, the involvement of a Palin means never having to say you’re sorry.
Wayne Brady apologized for an 'insensitive Sarah Palin joke' he made, as if there is such a thing.
— Prince Charming (@Frankie_Val) August 20, 2012
Wayne Brady shouldn't apologize for shit. If the Palin's can't take a joke fuck 'em.
— Rybones (@rybones1311) August 20, 2012
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2012/08/20/wayne-brady-apologizes-for-trig-palin-joke/
As Belmont Stakes begin, fans lament the retirement of ‘I’ll Have Another’
http://twitter.com/#!/dcolls/status/211561090792960002
‘I’ll Have Another’ was the first horse in a long time to win the first two legs of the Triple Crown. Now, the horse has been officially retired from horse racing without the opportunity to race in the Belmont Stakes. That has many disappointed on this Saturday afternoon.
wonder how many people are actually watching the Belmont Stakes now that I'll Have Another is out of the Triple Crown chase…
— Tianjun Cao (@Twin_Engine21) June 9, 2012
I'll Have Another is a scratch? Guess I don't have to watch.
— Jayson Peters (@JayInDetroit) June 9, 2012
RT @DRFHegarty Mario Gutierrez on NBC Sports: I'll Have Another "brought happiness to my life."
— Hayley Barbato (@Hayley_Rochelle) June 9, 2012
"@totalfratmove: I’ll still have another. #TFM"
— Strain (@AlexMStrain23) June 9, 2012
I'm in a slight depression that "I'll have another" won't be able to win the Triple Crown
— Emily Oscarson (@HereSnowflake) June 9, 2012
https://twitter.com/DaveCounty/status/211562708317900800
I'll Have Another won't be having another today #Belmont #disappointed
— Kelsey Goodin (@kelseylgoodin) June 9, 2012
"I'll Have Another almost won the Triple Crown, but now sadly he won't"
— Tim Ciesco (@TimCiescoNBC5) June 9, 2012
China’s ‘straddling bus’ trial catches PM’s eye – Times of India
The trial run of world’s first Transit Elevated Bus (TEB) or "straddling bus", which plies above the road and allows cars to move beneath it, has caught the attention of Prime Minister Narendra Modi.
Chuck Todd wonders if Rubio’s ‘con artist’ jab at Trump could backfire
Marco Rubio is continuing to go after Donald Trump today:
Could that put Rubio in an awkward position someday soon? NBC News’ Chuck Todd asks the question:
The “Meet the Press” host was clued in:
The same question could be asked about any candidate for that matter:
Read more: http://twitchy.com/2016/02/26/chuck-todd-wonders-if-rubios-con-artist-jab-at-trump-could-backfire/