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17 Brilliant Animal Puns That Are Definitely Not Kitten Around
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Evil Cows
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Idea for a #NewRedskinsName? Better clear it with these guys first [pic]
http://twitter.com/#!/allahpundit/status/479270297023938560
Now that the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office has ruled the “Redskins” name to be “disparaging to Native Americans,” D.C.’s NFL team may be in the market for a new name. The ‘skins might want to consider crowdsourcing some of these ideas:
http://twitter.com/#!/FingersMalloy/status/479276089307447296 http://twitter.com/#!/the_gonzo7/status/479273716166430720 http://twitter.com/#!/LovecraftRipoff/status/479272614976684032 http://twitter.com/#!/Anewhomestar/status/479271685376733184 http://twitter.com/#!/Wodeshed/status/479271565209526272 http://twitter.com/#!/Crapplefratz/status/479277025161912320 http://twitter.com/#!/jfgroves/status/479277460253839361The Washington Carneys
*they'll never win but they'll do a hell of a spin on why they lost*— Musheficent (@MushKat) June 18, 2014
http://twitter.com/#!/JamesEnsor/status/479278129299865601 http://twitter.com/#!/SamValley/status/479280374808195073 http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/479274646143909888 http://twitter.com/#!/stephenkruiser/status/479271916444729344All good suggestions. But just to be safe, the team-soon-to-be-formerly-known-as-the-Washington-Redskins should probably check with the bosses first:
http://twitter.com/#!/lachlan/status/479275908638179328***
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Metro-North train derails in Bronx; Fatalities, multiple injuries [pics]
http://twitter.com/#!/JammieWF/status/407158303655882754
Horrible news Sunday morning: A Metro-North train derailed in the Bronx borough of New York City early Sunday. Fatalities and multiple injuries are being reported:
http://twitter.com/#!/PhilLipof5/status/407157934888869888 http://twitter.com/#!/ChrisMinMD/status/407162157562732545 http://twitter.com/#!/amandaecolon/status/407158030732894210The images are horrible. Journos and people on the scene are tweeting them out:
http://twitter.com/#!/MattKozarABC7/status/407155559222099969 http://twitter.com/#!/peterhaskell880/status/407157165963505664 http://twitter.com/#!/adallos/status/407133997781618688That Twitter user was on the scene:
http://twitter.com/#!/Doc_RPS/status/407128117934051328 http://twitter.com/#!/Doc_RPS/status/407130515524030464Other photos and on-scene tweets:
http://twitter.com/#!/Yahoo/status/407161318148292609 http://twitter.com/#!/nycjim/status/407135182789939200 http://twitter.com/#!/KayeSurman/status/407162296775897088 http://twitter.com/#!/jmartNYT/status/407156970194366464Just awful. Prayers quickly went out:
http://twitter.com/#!/nicoleleighmcl/status/407160908444860416 http://twitter.com/#!/lisabelkin/status/407160708321660928 http://twitter.com/#!/Freak_Nasty81/status/407160708699541504Our thoughts and prayers are with all affected by this devastating derailment. Twitchy will continue to monitor this news and update with further developments.
Update:
http://twitter.com/#!/MattKozarABC7/status/407168357595873280Continued prayers.
http://twitter.com/#!/theBravest/status/407145794488504320
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Dems ‘forgot one small detail’ while remembering the Little Rock Nine
http://twitter.com/#!/JohnBermont/status/515274536321683456
TheDemocrats tweeted an Obama quote to commemorate the “Little Rock Nine”—nine black students who enrolled in a public high school in defiance of then Governor Orval Faubus. They forgot to mention one little detail though.
Celebrating the nine brave African-American teenagers who walked into a Little Rock high school 57 years ago today. pic.twitter.com/oGX9TSsmBU
— The Democrats (@TheDemocrats) September 25, 2014
.@TheDemocrats and Obama forgot one small detail here. It was a DEMOCRAT Governor these brave kids defied. https://t.co/fKfv00MxjN
— Kathleen McKinley (@KatMcKinley) September 25, 2014
@KatMcKinley Exactly!
— Andrew Christiansen (@ar_christiansen) September 25, 2014
And the selfie. RT@KatMcKinley @TheDemocrats and Obama forgot one small detail here. It was a DEMOCRAT Governor these brave kids defied.
— Meerrettich (@dustopian) September 25, 2014
Yeah, it’s surprising there isn’t a staged picture of Obama at the high school in Little Rock. There must not be any good golf courses in Arkansas.
Have @TheDemocrats become The Audacity of Dopes? Arkansas Governor Orval Faubus, center of the Little Rock Nine controversy was a DEMOCRAT.
— Soquel by the Creek (@SoquelCreek) September 25, 2014
Glad @TheDemocrats are finally coming around to the Republican position since it was a Republican who ensured it against the threats of Dems
— Bread N. Circus (@BreadNCircusUSA) September 25, 2014
@TheDemocrats: Okay, cool. Did y'all forget it was @TheDemocrats that were trying to block the #LittleRockNine from getting that education?
— Jeff Yeah! (@JeffOutLoud) September 25, 2014
#LOL @TheDemocrats Indeed DEM. Gov. Orval Faubus ordered Arkansas National Guard to prevent African American students from enrolling.
— Tom T. (@VRWCTexan) September 25, 2014
@TheDemocrats @KennettDems Amazing how some folks try to "pretend" that Party roles haven't COMPLETELY reversed. DEMS once behaved like #GOP
— Deuce (@NUPEsupreme) September 25, 2014
Hmmm…we must have missed the stories about Republicans using the armed forces to segregate schools.