Author: Leaman Ralph

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‘Enduring legacy’: Jonathan Gruber’s ‘speak-o’ defense earns fast mockery

http://twitter.com/#!/Popehat/status/492704561874755584 http://twitter.com/#!/philipaklein/status/492712034207674368

Obamacare architect Jonathan Gruber claims that he made a “mistake” in a 2012 video showing him admitting that states not establishing their own exchanges would not receive federal subsidies under the Affordable Care Act.

Gruber said his “mistake” was the verbal version of a typo called a “speak-o.” The Gruber explanation has taken Twitter by storm:

http://twitter.com/#!/zhanover/status/492714978298703872

White House: "It's the Law" Delay: "Here's the Law" Typo: "Ok now It's the Law" Speak-o: "I swear, that's the last correction, It's the Law"— The Right Wing M (@TheRightWingM) July 25, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/jpodhoretz/status/492706087544422402 http://twitter.com/#!/CuffyMeh/status/492701373214253056 http://twitter.com/#!/RickSheridan/status/492713461546090496 http://twitter.com/#!/EdMorrissey/status/492710372516712448

So to sum it all up:

http://twitter.com/#!/Matthops82/status/492688550195122176

Boom.

http://twitter.com/#!/MinivanMojo/status/492694299826352129

Team United States Of America wrestler would ‘wear a diaper’ for gold medal

http://twitter.com/#!/alliseeisgold/status/232547451662389250

Heh. Thank you for the psychological image, guy.

Burroughs is placed to contend within the men’s freestyle wrestling occasion on August 10, in which he is heavily favored to take-home the gold.

Best of luck, Jordan! And kindly — ix-nay from the iaper-day.

Every time i see a deformed hand i think of this.

Good Guy Greg

Could be worst i guess

Ram Headbutts A Quadcopter Drone And Then Takes Its Owner Out. Rut Roh.

It would seem we aren’t the only ones unhappy with being spied on by drones, or having our privacy invaded, rams aren’t big fans of it either.

Budd Hanz was flying a remote controlled quadcopter over his land when he spotted his ram, Rambro, enjoying some tasty foliage and decided to fly in for a closer look. The ram on the other hand was far from happy with the rude intrusion and headbutted the quadcopter, knocking it into a bush.

When Budd came to recollect his quadcopter, Rambro was still hanging around, waiting to give him an earful.

[youtube http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfLCb4ewDDc?rel=0]

(Source: Budd Hanz)

Well that explains it, they don’t call it a ram for nothing.

‘This is awesome’: Family makes clever alterations to Ray Rice jersey

http://twitter.com/#!/xvioletx1882/status/509387577326321664

The Baltimore Ravens have announced that they will exchange Ray Rice jerseys at the club’s stadium stores, but one family decided to make a clever alteration to their daughter’s jersey.

http://twitter.com/#!/ElectricSeaBass/status/509372809920135170 http://twitter.com/#!/bethhoeckel/status/509378823625113600 http://twitter.com/#!/UncleMattyMcFly/status/509404519365902336 http://twitter.com/#!/whatssimmering/status/509448952685412352

Others have been clever too, unveiling the new Ray Rice jersey now that Rice’s contract with the Ravens has been terminated.

http://twitter.com/#!/Bearded_Flocka/status/509356966226190337 http://twitter.com/#!/Kusty999/status/509316801134477312

These Pieces Of Trivia Will Help You Kill It On Game Night. I Never Knew…

There’s nothing better than knowing random facts that no one else does. Because let’s be honest, we like the power trip (and being awesome at trivia night). That’s why you’ll love these 35 know-it-all facts. They’re crazy awesome, and totally unknown to anyone you know. Ready to raise your smart aleck IQ?

1.) Just another reason why The Matrix is awesome.

2.) Umm, WHAT?!

3.) Obama, please re-start NASA!

4.) I’ve always wondered about this situation.

5.) Thank goodness for this rule.

6.) How did I not know this?

7.) Guardian angel duty.

8.) Wow, that sounds like wayyyy too much work.

9.) Just another time science was advanced by war.

10.) The world is flat.

11.) Read that a couple times…

12.) No one in America would accept this.

13.) Hahahaha.

14.) There’s no way that’s natural.

15.) Fact…

16.) Yes, this is actually true, and California was at the center of it.

17.) That’s a lot of fenders.

18.) That, or it’s brilliant.

‘This means war!’ Nanny Bloomberg starts new war of northern aggression?

http://twitter.com/#!/_MarvinByrd/status/342259761212960768

Oh no he di’n’t!

http://twitter.com/#!/allahpundit/status/342255361354498048

Yes he did. After his plan to get rid of super-sized sodas fizzled, Nanny Bloomberg is now setting his sights on the nefarious nectar known as sweet tea.

This aggression will not stand.

http://twitter.com/#!/RayITR/status/342255947193933824 http://twitter.com/#!/Cat_5_Cane/status/342256461759528960

Yes, they are. What’s next? Dissing the delicious Waffle House? Actor Rob Lowe might have a little something to say about that.

http://twitter.com/#!/willcollier/status/342255977510363136

The new war of northern aggression!

Here is another idea for you, Nanny Bloomberg:

http://twitter.com/#!/jdogrady21/status/342268189390036992

No, no! Sticking your nanny nose into other people’s personal decisions is far more important!

This Twitter user comes up with the best idea yet:

http://twitter.com/#!/JimSharpe/status/342068806509789185

Make it happen.

Sarah Palin, Teamsters applaud overturn of Bloomberg’s soda ban