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Fans rise up in support of suspended parody account: #FreeSalonDotCom

http://twitter.com/#!/j_arthur_bloom/status/489526664372568064

It started yesterday when Twitter suspended the brilliant parody account @SalonDotCom that had delivered devastating satire of the left wing priggery of Salon.com.

http://twitter.com/#!/KevinWGlass/status/489527931320795136 http://twitter.com/#!/Will_Antonin/status/489577079956963328 http://twitter.com/#!/freddoso/status/489573991498010624 http://twitter.com/#!/iowahawkblog/status/489532947280977920

Fans have risen up in solidarity using the hashtag #FreeSalonDotCom to carry on the work that @SalonDotCom started.

http://twitter.com/#!/YaleCohn/status/489897648330387457 http://twitter.com/#!/moxargon/status/489855853764558848 http://twitter.com/#!/finditandkillit/status/489849966412578816 http://twitter.com/#!/YaleCohn/status/489879065248407552 http://twitter.com/#!/nickswift498/status/489799474290491392 http://twitter.com/#!/artcarden/status/489792257042550784 http://twitter.com/#!/pvtharoldmoon/status/489779501858320384

I was an instant fan after this tweet:

"Why Emojis are the New Blackface" #FreeSalondotcom !!!!— RockPrincess (@Rockprincess818) July 17, 2014

http://twitter.com/#!/Pizzicato55/status/489766787618451456

Twitter’s terms of service give us a pretty good idea who initiated the suspension of @SalonDotCom

http://twitter.com/#!/j_arthur_bloom/status/489879274988789761

Guess they were hitting a little too close to home for Salon.

We’re also guessing that the parody of pretentious loony left blogs is only just getting started.

Louis Farrakhan’s ‘Wheel’ has nothing to do with Pat Sajak … Or does it?

http://twitter.com/#!/LouisFarrakhan/status/423605926373773312

If you’re like the vast majority of human beings on this planet, you haven’t closely followed the preaching of minister Louis Farrakhan, former calypso music artist, extremist Islamist, black supremacist, and all around anti-Semite. Well, it’s time you caught up on all the craziness … and Twitchy is here to help!

In short, it’s all about The Wheel. No, we’re not talking about the Wheel of Fortune. That’s Pat Sajak — different minister. It’s some kind of mothership from outer space that follows Farrakhan around. At some point, when he’s good and ready, he will climb on board to fly away from planet Earth and, for good measure, maybe kill off all of our planet’s blue-eyed devils.

Here’s some Twitter background about The Wheel:

http://twitter.com/#!/J_Illuminated/status/417164623947632640

The wheels follow #Farrakhan wherever he goes. Take it or let it alone! He knows! #TheTime noi.org/thetime— Ilia Rashad Muhammad (@iliarashad) December 29, 2013

http://twitter.com/#!/CarlosMuhammad1/status/417147840368898048 http://twitter.com/#!/GrahamLatshaw/status/423665210642010112

That’s because UFOs weigh heavily in the gospel of Louie.

http://twitter.com/#!/LouisFarrakhan/status/421098815710441473 http://twitter.com/#!/Artisticpoet_/status/417147772677021696

And they’re probably gonna destroy America. Because blue-eyed devils.

http://twitter.com/#!/LouisFarrakhan/status/193831064991571968

In one of his latest videos, Farrakhan says The Wheel, the great mother plane, sits 40 miles above Earth, just above America, ready to deal vengeance upon our racist-y ways.

http://twitter.com/#!/LouisFarrakhan/status/320699120249602048

The honorable Elijah Muhammad, who is widely believed to have died in 1975, is actually still alive! That’s right. He has been broadcasting to Farrakhan from one of the UFO wheels. Never trust Wikipedia!

http://twitter.com/#!/Know4LIFE/status/387262402812575744 http://twitter.com/#!/AllahFearing/status/387050685843247104

There’s also a board game! Like Monopoly, but you don’t get rich at the end. You become a god. Or something.

http://twitter.com/#!/SDK2012/status/421697384687874048

But not if you’re a Jew, because you won’t let Kanye West listen to Farrakhan:

http://twitter.com/#!/TheFinalCall/status/416007439742283778

Jews! Always causing trouble.

We should also mention that there’s a new economic system just for members of the Nation of Islam.

http://twitter.com/#!/LouisFarrakhan/status/416285388773134336

Maybe it’s time for the Nation of Islam to create its own currency, sort of like Bitcoin except racist. Farrakhoin?

So there you have it. Ready to sign up to the Nation of Islam now? Because if you aren’t, you’re probably a racist Zionist who doesn’t even have the good sense to fear The Wheel.

Minister Farrakhan has been posting weekly addresses for about a year, each one an hour long. The first video has more than 124,000 views. He seemed well on his way to YouTube stardom. Alas, a year later, each video is garnering only about 20,000 views each. He’s probably hoping the mothership comes soon before his viewership dwindles down to nothing.

Wait, wait. Oh no. We think he converted Pat Sajak!

http://twitter.com/#!/patsajak/status/423655867523670016

Enjoy the mothership, brother.

Mary Katharine Ham takes hammer to Instagram for awesome troll trouncing

http://twitter.com/#!/mkhammer/status/451037273556262913

Adorable!

As Twitchy readers know, Hot Air’s Mary Katharine Ham scored when she announced the birth of her baby girl, Hammer-style. Twitchy readers also know that she rightly blasted Bill O’Reilly for bringing up her daughter in a marijuana debate.

An Instagram troll brought that up. And this happened:

Fight like a mama grizzly? You betcha!

No match for the hammer, troll.

Mary Katharine Ham slams Bill O’Reilly for bringing up her child in marijuana debate

‘Baby: Nailed it!’ Mary Katharine Ham has baby girl; Announces it Hammer-style [pic]

Bam! Mary Katharine Ham slams Obamacare in one tweet (Bonus: Takes sexist Twitter troll to task)

Twitchy coverage of Mary Katharine Ham

‘Who thinks like this?’ Brad Woodhouse’s shot at Rand Paul is truly lame

http://twitter.com/#!/exjon/status/464470350353666048

Former DNC comms director Brad Woodhouse has a problem. Namely, he’s a Democrat and therefore has nothing better to do than try to stir up trouble where there isn’t any.

http://twitter.com/#!/sistertoldjah/status/464469542312624128

Just how desperate is he? Have a look:

http://twitter.com/#!/woodhouseb/status/464465701252923392

Because sandwich hypocrisy or something.

http://twitter.com/#!/woodhouseb/status/464466223896739840

Good. Lord.

http://twitter.com/#!/charlescwcooke/status/464471054371418112

Boneheaded busybodies with too much time on their hands think like that.

http://twitter.com/#!/AmyOtto8/status/464472307939823616 http://twitter.com/#!/JimmyTusheets/status/464470695096115200 http://twitter.com/#!/RBPundit/status/464470885731426304

That would be awesome.

http://twitter.com/#!/eriContrarian/status/464471994780893185

Heh.

Seriously, though, what does Woodhouse think he’s accomplishing here, other than making himself look like an ass?

http://twitter.com/#!/LeonHWolf/status/464473961565134848

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Twitchy coverage of Brad Woodhouse

Ha! Pat Sajak zings Obama’s selfie; Replies hammer it home [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/patsajak/status/410794101798215680

Bada-zing! The “Wheel of Fortune” host weighed in on President Funeral Selfie with that snort-worthy tweet. Well, Sajak, ask and ye shall receive. As Twitchy reported, Twitter users unearthed a “Lincoln selfie”:

http://twitter.com/#!/RickMoore/status/410794800179200001 http://twitter.com/#!/liars_never_win/status/410794527750766592

Oh, Internet! What would we do without you?

‘The Internet has everything’: Guys, don’t forget this presidential selfie! [pic]

Funeral selfies? Obama’s selfie face, FLOTUS’ furious face at #MandelaMemorial [pics]

Full Twitchy coverage of Pat Sajak

David Draiman is pissed off about ‘ABHORRENT’ Holocaust denial assignment

http://twitter.com/#!/DAVIDMDRAIMAN/status/463494856073945088

Will other members of the entertainment industry join Disturbed and Device vocalist David Draiman in calling this “abhorrent”?

The Rialto Unified School District in California created an eighth-grade “Argumentative Research” assignment that instructed students to explain “whether or not you believe [the Holocaust] was an actual event in history, or merely a political scheme created to influence public emotion and gain wealth.” Students were asked to read several “credible articles,” including one that insisted, “If nothing else, this unbelievable coverup demonstrates the irrepressible Zionist influence and control of our country.”

Sounds like a “credible article,” right?

The district has announced plans to revise the disturbing assignment that was reportedly crafted “to meet Common Core standards relating to critical learning skills.”

Draiman’s take:

http://twitter.com/#!/AnthonyDantzer/status/463495369725575168 http://twitter.com/#!/DAVIDMDRAIMAN/status/463495992864555009 http://twitter.com/#!/BrowncoatBoaz/status/463553121881694209 http://twitter.com/#!/DAVIDMDRAIMAN/status/463559884177301504

A school district spokesperson described the assignment as an “error. ” The Times of Israel reports that Rialto police are investigating threats against district administrators.

http://twitter.com/#!/DAVIDMDRAIMAN/status/463671911809961985

Here’s part of the 18-page assignment:

http://twitter.com/#!/Tomthereporter/status/463416681969115136

‘Go to hell’: Vocalist David Draiman of Disturbed destroys ‘ultra-liberal’ Rolling Stone in epic rant

David Draiman eviscerates Roger Waters’ response to anti-Semitism accusations

Full Twitchy coverage of David Draiman

‘Just what we need now’: Jesse Jackson set to battle Ebola-induced racism [pic]

http://twitter.com/#!/cajunscouse/status/519490861764472832 Good question! And it should only be a matter of time before we find out. Because Jesse Jackson has made himself the latest weapon in the fight against Ebola: Upon request of the family of #ThomasEricDuncan, going to #Dallas to bring comfort& to seek the best humanitarian relief America has to offer. #Tues — Rev Jesse Jackson Sr (@RevJJackson) October 7, 2014 #NewsOneNow w/ @rolandsmartin Re: My #Dallas trip to ensure #ThomasEricDuncan receives the best medical care. Kill disease, not person.#Ebola. — Rev Jesse Jackson Sr (@RevJJackson) October 7, 2014 Why wouldn’t Duncan receive the best medical care? To ensure the best medical care? Because otherwise, he wouldn’t receive it? What exactly can YOU DO??? @RevJJackson @rolandsmartin — AmericanMom (@_Americanmom) October 7, 2014 Ohhhhhh, right: It is NOW COMPLETELY obvious that this man will make ANYTHING about race. https://t.co/9Obm0DwWE9 @DLoesch @DanaTheBlaze — Lawrence B.Jones III (@LawrenceBJones3) October 7, 2014 @CBSDFW @LadySandersfarm @RevJJackson So now they are going racialize this medical crisis? Has he no decency?! — Ted H. S. Hong (@THSHong) October 7, 2014 @RevJJackson @pattyanntwittin He always has 2put his nose in2 anything where he can pull the race card Make sure the guys getting treatment? — Charlotte Russell (@charruss) October 7, 2014 @RevJJackson You are an Ebola expert?? Wait, you are a medical expert?? No….you are a race hustler and attention-seeker — G_unit (@G__unit74) October 7, 2014 What the fuck?! Is playing “healer” now? Not enough relevant racism to instigate today? @dickstrash @revjjackson @rolandsmartin — Vlad (@DrMakChu) October 7, 2014 Hey, he’s gotta go where the cameras are: I just arrived in Texas to go and pray with the family of Mr. Thomas Eric Duncan. pic.twitter.com/0ZHNJtj6hp — Rev Jesse Jackson Sr (@RevJJackson) October 7, 2014 Nice pic, Reverend. Gotta get that face time RT@RevJJackson: Just arrived in Texas to go &pray with the family of Mr. Thomas Eric Duncan. pic.twitter.com/2qRoVxad9H — Caris X (@CarisLen) October 7, 2014 @DrMakChu @DicksTrash @RevJJackson @rolandsmartin “Look, there are tons of cameras in Dallas! Let us load up and go!”…” at the request of the family” — Proud Infidel (@GeneJarman) October 7, 2014 But remember: This is about Duncan. For realsies. Jackson’s just the facilitator. Or something. @RevJJackson @rolandsmartin Thank God!! Cuz the hospital simply can’t do it without you!! #sarcasm #racebaiter — Boomer (@jeff_cornwell) October 7, 2014 @RevJJackson What’s your fundraising goal for this trip, “Reverend”? — D3nT0n_G33k (@D3nT0n_G33k) October 7, 2014 @RevJJackson Dallas doesn’t need you. We have REAL experts and doctors. #stayhome — Adam Jones (@AdamJ730) October 7, 2014 @RevJJackson @rolandsmartin Just what we need now. Jesse showboating in Dallas to save the world from Ebola. — Jim

(@Jmmc123Jim) October 7, 2014 Well, it gives him something to do in his twilight years. .@RevJJackson Exactly how are you qualified to do that? Or are you just trying to stay relevant by capitalizing on the fear of the family? — John Murphy (@johnmurphy) October 7, 2014 That sounds about right. Thoughts and prayers out to the citizens of Dallas who have had to endure storms, Ebola, and now @RevJJackson who is visiting today. — Chad Hasty (@ChadHastyRadio) October 7, 2014 Godspeed, Dallas. *** Related: Twitchy coverage of Jesse Jackson Read more: http://twitchy.com/2014/10/07/just-what-we-need-now-jesse-jackson-all-set-to-battle-ebola-induced-racism-photo/

‘Pimps for life’: Snoop Dogg bumps fists with John Kerry ‘at d white house’ [video]

http://twitter.com/#!/ScoobAxson/status/416335040042131456

Just gettin’ bizzle in the White Hizzle.

http://twitter.com/#!/SnoopDogg/status/416334145196142592

And yes, that’s “She’s Always a Woman” playing in the background.

http://twitter.com/#!/Walldo/status/416335160703852544

So are we, Brandon. So are we.

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Twitchy coverage of Snoop Dogg

Amanda Carpenter sees something about Sunday shows’ coverage of Ted Cruz

http://twitter.com/#!/amandacarpenter/status/435116083276558336

Two systems on their own bashing a traditional with similar chatting point? Exactly what a shocker.

http://twitter.com/#!/amandacarpenter/status/435116208757567488 http://twitter.com/#!/amandacarpenter/status/435116391801159680

Without A Doubt.

http://twitter.com/#!/ChuckNorton1/status/435119159857270785

Read even more: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/16/coincidence-im-sure-amanda-carpenter-notices-something-strange-about-sunday-shows-coverage-of-ted-cruz/

Did CBS reveal Super Bowl arena’s wifi login abilities on live television?

http://twitter.com/#!/jimcrawf/status/430058185550856192

“CBS today” relocated credit cards charge card merchant account in connection with Super Bowl, the majority is wondering if a particular possibility associated with need center disclosed the login abilities for MetLife Stadium’s wifi.

http://twitter.com/#!/Millz13r/status/430070579681439744 http://twitter.com/#!/oremergencymgr/status/430080940874792960

Oops.

Have more info: http://twitchy.com/2014/02/02/fail-did-cbs-expose-super-bowl-stadiums-wifi-login-credentials-on-live-television/

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